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Waves On The Himalayas! We've Got A Teaser For Roland Emmerich's 2012!!!

Beaks here...

I did not lie to you. Roland Emmerich has found that next-level stupid with his latest "end of the world" sci-fi opus, 2012, and it only begins with a tsunami laying waste to Tibet.

Click here to see what I'm on about, and pretend you're not amped for July 10, 2009.

In case you're wondering, here's the official plot summary from the IMDb:

With the Mayan calendar ending in 2012, a large group of people must deal with natural disasters such as volcanic eruptions, typhoons and glaciers.

The "large group of people" includes John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Thandie Newton, Amanda Peet, Oliver Platt, Woody Harrelson and Danny Glover.

BEWARE THE NEUTRINOS!!!

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oh come on.
by frankenfickle
Nov 12th, 2008
10:32:59 PM
It can't be as bad as 10,000 BC
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 12th, 2008
10:33:27 PM
The Shining
by Sloopjohnb
Nov 12th, 2008
10:38:55 PM
As long as someone give us the next "Awww, HELLLL Nawwwww!"
by YotzVonFrelnik
Nov 12th, 2008
10:45:04 PM
YES!!!!!!!!!
by Turd Furgeson
Nov 12th, 2008
10:50:42 PM
DID YOU SEE WHO WAS SURFING THAT WAVE?
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
Nov 12th, 2008
10:52:38 PM
Peter Fonda?
by mrbeaks
Nov 12th, 2008
10:53:58 PM
hahahahaa!
by Kirbymanly
Nov 12th, 2008
10:59:27 PM
Ewww,,,Moviefone
by Gearfree
Nov 12th, 2008
11:00:49 PM
Sloopjohnb
by BrooseTheScharuk
Nov 12th, 2008
11:02:30 PM
It's got John Cusack which is a good thing.
by Amy Chasing
Nov 12th, 2008
11:06:13 PM
Ah another "liberal environmental sermon movie'
by jae683
Nov 12th, 2008
11:14:16 PM
Giant Waves FTW!!!!
by Fievel
Nov 12th, 2008
11:21:31 PM
what...
by TotalFreedom
Nov 12th, 2008
11:25:03 PM
If you could measure...
by NormanJohnson
Nov 12th, 2008
11:26:13 PM
Looks cool but...
by Flying Spaghetti Monster
Nov 12th, 2008
11:29:01 PM
Which end of the world movie is this?
by Orionsangels
Nov 12th, 2008
11:36:34 PM
Enterprise's ugly ass new warp nacelles = Waves on the Himalayas
by zillabeast
Nov 12th, 2008
11:37:26 PM
"With the Mayan calendar ending in 2021"
by Amy Chasing
Nov 12th, 2008
11:38:19 PM
Razor Ramon aka Scott Hall should have been cast as the Punisher
by RandySavage
Nov 12th, 2008
11:39:12 PM
how on earth would waves hit OVER the Himalayas?
by BadMrWonka
Nov 12th, 2008
11:39:58 PM
At least
by RandySavage
Nov 12th, 2008
11:39:58 PM
Amy Chasing and bacci
by Crisp_One
Nov 12th, 2008
11:40:29 PM
waves on the himalayas is an original concept.
by RandySavage
Nov 12th, 2008
11:41:58 PM
cheers, I even gave us 9 extra years...
by Amy Chasing
Nov 12th, 2008
11:42:38 PM
Awwwwww Fuck Yeah!
by Series7
Nov 12th, 2008
11:44:38 PM
BadMrWonka
by Crisp_One
Nov 12th, 2008
11:47:58 PM
At least The Avengers movie comes out before then
by Hazman
Nov 12th, 2008
11:50:54 PM
Hrrrmmm
by macheesmo3
Nov 12th, 2008
11:52:01 PM
What the fuck is "google search"???
by Series7
Nov 12th, 2008
11:53:07 PM
Hasn't this story already been told?
by Amy Chasing
Nov 12th, 2008
11:54:41 PM
Frame the Film as a Round-Table Stoner discussion
by George Newman
Nov 12th, 2008
11:54:52 PM
oh wait, HHGTTG is more credible.
by Amy Chasing
Nov 12th, 2008
11:58:44 PM
Ah, I'd never seen The Shining Trailer
by TroutMaskReplicant
Nov 13th, 2008
12:00:45 AM
I'd rather see 2112 on the big screen.
by Royston Lodge
Nov 13th, 2008
12:01:12 AM
I feel asleep during The Day After Tomorrow
by Series7
Nov 13th, 2008
12:04:53 AM
Vowed to never watcch another Emmerich film...
by Paul T. Ryan
Nov 13th, 2008
12:08:25 AM
I would so boogie board that fucker...
by Josh Town
Nov 13th, 2008
12:09:52 AM
The Patriot was a career highlight for Emmerich.
by Amy Chasing
Nov 13th, 2008
12:10:57 AM
That wasn't a tidal wave
by Mr Slippy Fist
Nov 13th, 2008
12:18:58 AM
Real Genius
by Crisp_One
Nov 13th, 2008
12:23:14 AM
I'm so tired of these disaster movies!
by Orionsangels
Nov 13th, 2008
12:24:46 AM
Moral of story: Drive a Prius!
by aceattorney
Nov 13th, 2008
12:33:30 AM
This'll piss off all those "Free Tibet" people...
by KongMonkey
Nov 13th, 2008
12:35:35 AM
more fucking WATER????!!
by sleepytones
Nov 13th, 2008
12:38:54 AM
use by 2012
by deanbarry
Nov 13th, 2008
12:40:22 AM
IT UNCLOGS THE DRAIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE TIDAL WAVE AGAIN
by RyanMurray
Nov 13th, 2008
12:41:56 AM
why bother having actors in this movie?
by soup74
Nov 13th, 2008
12:52:35 AM
also..
by soup74
Nov 13th, 2008
01:00:06 AM
deanbarry
by Aphex Twin
Nov 13th, 2008
01:02:13 AM
Too many stupid people think it's real
by V'Shael
Nov 13th, 2008
01:05:47 AM
Aphex Twin
by deanbarry
Nov 13th, 2008
01:38:56 AM
V'Shael
by Aphex Twin
Nov 13th, 2008
01:46:39 AM
I can't wait for this
by Xiphos_2
Nov 13th, 2008
01:48:45 AM
GOOGLE SEARCH: 2012
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Nov 13th, 2008
02:03:58 AM
I love me some end o the world shit
by bongo123
Nov 13th, 2008
02:05:03 AM
and that massive wave over the mountains... sold!
by bongo123
Nov 13th, 2008
02:07:22 AM
Who cares when AVATAR is fucking our eyeballs in 2009?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Nov 13th, 2008
02:31:29 AM
That trailer scares the shit out of me....
by RighteousBrother
Nov 13th, 2008
02:55:04 AM
FFS - it's only A MOVIE
by Maniaq
Nov 13th, 2008
03:03:28 AM
wtf??
by Maniaq
Nov 13th, 2008
03:09:24 AM
Oh Goody
by Fortunesfool
Nov 13th, 2008
03:10:14 AM
"Where's yer Buddha now-w-w-w-w?"
by BurnHollywood
Nov 13th, 2008
03:14:08 AM
soup74
by ThomasServo
Nov 13th, 2008
03:17:08 AM
the movie isn't out for 4 years?
by newc0253
Nov 13th, 2008
03:22:16 AM
the day after new years eve 2011
by TheDudeintheShadows
Nov 13th, 2008
03:24:50 AM
Why is that guy bothering to ring the bell?
by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo king_for
Nov 13th, 2008
03:55:29 AM
should have been a BLOOD RED SEA
by Missing Dink
Nov 13th, 2008
05:14:28 AM
that was some good CGI
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 13th, 2008
05:17:34 AM
God bless Roland Emmerich
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 13th, 2008
05:31:52 AM
Tsunami of Cum > Red Blood Sea
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 13th, 2008
05:33:28 AM
Can't wait to see this!!
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Nov 13th, 2008
05:52:43 AM
Avatar trailer please!
by Rindain
Nov 13th, 2008
06:03:34 AM
disaster movies, god love em good or bad they are still fun....
by j2talk
Nov 13th, 2008
06:15:51 AM
So they've already put this into Disaster Movie 2 then?
by Monkey Butler
Nov 13th, 2008
06:33:48 AM
Monkey Butler
by spud mcspud
Nov 13th, 2008
06:51:43 AM
NIBIRU IS COMING ALL HEED THE NEPHILHILM?
by CharyouTree
Nov 13th, 2008
07:12:33 AM
The world will end when the sun dies out....
by emeraldboy
Nov 13th, 2008
07:27:40 AM
Most importantly and entirely on topic
by doubleARon
Nov 13th, 2008
07:41:43 AM
At least the guy is consistant.
by Pdorwick
Nov 13th, 2008
07:49:53 AM
Emerald boy... source for that nonsense please?
by V'Shael
Nov 13th, 2008
07:59:36 AM
Google search...
by seanny_d
Nov 13th, 2008
08:11:42 AM
Can't wait.
by Kurutteru Yatsu
Nov 13th, 2008
08:26:50 AM
You guys HAVE to admit...
by AdrianVeidt
Nov 13th, 2008
08:47:43 AM
Count me officially excited !!!
by Darth_Valinorean
Nov 13th, 2008
08:54:46 AM
I can see the Disaster Movie II spoof scene already...
by Royston Lodge
Nov 13th, 2008
09:14:52 AM
It'll still suck. They always do
by StovetopStuffin'
Nov 13th, 2008
09:29:40 AM
Pdorwick
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Nov 13th, 2008
09:44:19 AM
Roland Emerich
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 13th, 2008
09:45:10 AM
December 21, 2012
by D.Vader
Nov 13th, 2008
09:48:58 AM
The Shining Music
by j_difool
Nov 13th, 2008
09:52:09 AM
10,000 BC is still the worst movie I have seen this year
by mefrog
Nov 13th, 2008
09:56:21 AM
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by FleshMachine
Nov 13th, 2008
10:01:50 AM
Emmerich is the Hank Paulson of Cinema
by Aquatarkusman
Nov 13th, 2008
10:06:47 AM
Lamest teaser of all time?
by HoboCode
Nov 13th, 2008
10:13:26 AM
Didn't see 10,000 B.C. - Can someone tell me
by V'Shael
Nov 13th, 2008
10:17:08 AM
Thanks that was a great movie/trailer
by Knobules
Nov 13th, 2008
10:34:56 AM
Water? Really, water? Again?
by Dr. Egon Spengler
Nov 13th, 2008
10:40:59 AM
if you looked closely enough...
by just pillow talk
Nov 13th, 2008
10:46:22 AM
Huzzah!
by Archive
Nov 13th, 2008
10:55:59 AM
Emmerich making another movie......
by Jak0lantern01
Nov 13th, 2008
11:05:05 AM
Who gets the girl?...
by Randfilms
Nov 13th, 2008
11:05:13 AM
Oh...there's actual people in the movie?
by Darth Macchio
Nov 13th, 2008
11:13:51 AM
Emmerich's next movie
by ECUPirate71
Nov 13th, 2008
11:17:50 AM
And Randy Quad will play the tidal wave
by Knobules
Nov 13th, 2008
11:18:00 AM
"The Patriot" = Still Great
by darthvedder81
Nov 13th, 2008
11:26:15 AM
"It can't be as bad as 10,000 BC"
by Mosquito March
Nov 13th, 2008
11:40:11 AM
Also...
by Mosquito March
Nov 13th, 2008
11:50:19 AM
I'm with Maniaq
by tolomey
Nov 13th, 2008
12:08:16 PM
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW AFTER NEXT
by turketron
Nov 13th, 2008
12:21:07 PM
Maybe it's not a tidal wave..
by Con Shonnery
Nov 13th, 2008
12:26:05 PM
Well the Shining music impresses me...
by D.Vader
Nov 13th, 2008
12:34:28 PM
Captions in Trailer should have said.
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 13th, 2008
12:57:15 PM
I like his movies
by Wee Willie
Nov 13th, 2008
01:16:27 PM
turketron, I think you're onto something
by just pillow talk
Nov 13th, 2008
01:30:31 PM
Al Gore's Wettest Dream
by Fandude
Nov 13th, 2008
01:31:22 PM
Welcome to the Himilayas!
by Sammy Jankis
Nov 13th, 2008
01:45:01 PM
He just tell a decent story
by 420 Boylston St
Nov 13th, 2008
01:48:46 PM
He just CAN'T tell a decent story
by 420 Boylston St
Nov 13th, 2008
01:50:09 PM
So.....
by Hugh G Rekshun
Nov 13th, 2008
02:07:30 PM
420 Boylston St- you dont see his movies for the story
by j2talk
Nov 13th, 2008
02:18:32 PM
When I Google Search: 2012, I get a picture of Sarah Palin
by Mr. Profit
Nov 13th, 2008
02:23:08 PM
420 Boylston St
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Nov 13th, 2008
02:35:02 PM
2012: A Suck Odyssey
by HoboCode
Nov 13th, 2008
02:38:08 PM
Finally!
by otm shank
Nov 13th, 2008
02:55:33 PM
Maybe if they marketed it as a comedy?
by The StarWolf
Nov 13th, 2008
03:13:53 PM
I hope to Christ that Hadron collider idea...
by Ravetin
Nov 13th, 2008
04:12:17 PM
this teaser is pretty cool
by brandon11
Nov 13th, 2008
04:26:34 PM
"I will be your sherpa, on your mountain of gayness"
by The Dum Guy
Nov 13th, 2008
04:49:45 PM
hey pillow talk - I had another look and you're right!
by Maniaq
Nov 13th, 2008
04:50:30 PM
so the movie is about an axis shift?
by HybridEB
Nov 13th, 2008
05:02:21 PM
after another viewing, it is indeed a fridge
by just pillow talk
Nov 13th, 2008
05:06:22 PM
brandon11
by just pillow talk
Nov 13th, 2008
05:08:43 PM
And to those who hated The Patriot...
by Ravetin
Nov 13th, 2008
05:17:56 PM
just pillow talk
by tolomey
Nov 13th, 2008
05:44:19 PM
2012: Fucking your eyeballs in.... 2009.
by My Mom Is A Whore
Nov 13th, 2008
06:02:22 PM
I'd rather see a "Domain" movie
by drewlicious
Nov 13th, 2008
06:38:53 PM
LOOKS AWESOME - LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A DREAM
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 13th, 2008
08:16:06 PM
Gloriously Stuipd, or Just Stuipd?
by Larry of Arabia
Nov 13th, 2008
08:16:32 PM
Roland Is
by Phategod2
Nov 13th, 2008
08:31:01 PM
Ravetin
by Crisp_One
Nov 13th, 2008
11:41:38 PM
"google search 2012"
by The Amazing G
Nov 15th, 2008
08:37:21 AM

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