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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with today’s installment of A Movie A Day.
[For those now joining us, A Movie A Day is my attempt at filling in gaps in my film knowledge. My DVD collection is thousands strong, many of them films I haven’t seen yet, but picked up as I scoured used DVD stores. Each day I’ll pull a previously unseen film from my collection or from my DVR and discuss it here. Each movie will have some sort of connection to the one before it, be it cast or crew member.]
What we have here with today’s AMAD is John Ford’s early comedy, UP THE RIVER, following Spencer Tracy back from yesterday’s marvelous LIBELED LADY.
I came to include this film in the AMAD line-up when I happened upon the John Ford At Fox “Early Comedies” box set at one of my favorite used DVD stores and picked it up. John Ford is an early master who I need to be a lot more familiar with than I am now. Same goes for Preston Sturges and Frank Capra.
UP THE RIVER is the first of the box set that and I find myself sure that this movie is more of a special feature than a real deal part of this box set.
My understanding is this film has long been lost and the DVD starts off with a warning that Fox used the very best original materials available and we’re left with a transfer off of (maybe) an original 16mm print that has been Frankensteined in parts, other prints cut into this one, and at least 4 or 5 scenes that are choppy from rampant splices.
In a way, that made this experience very enjoyable, maybe more enjoyable than watching this film as a pristine print.
It’s an odd flick, one that I can’t really help but consider more of a curiosity than a recommendable film or shining example of anything in particular.

The plot is paper-thin and the characters and tone are lighter than air. Basically you’re following a few different people behind bars. Spencer Tracy (impossibly young, I might add) is the superstar of the prison, someone who is so good at escaping that he might as well have a key to the front gates. Hell, his character’s name is even Saint Louis.
Then there’s Warren Hymer as a character named Dannemora Dan, a nearly retardedly stupid man who becomes kind of a second banana to Tracy’s Saint Louis.
And most importantly (and most interestingly) there’s the character of Steve Jordan, a straight-laced youth who got caught on some small charge and is lying to his ma and sister, saying he’s traveling in China, as he waits out his short sentence. Steve is played by Humphrey Bogart. I used the term “impossibly young” to describe Spencer Tracy in this movie, but I should have saved it for Bogart.
In personality, in temperment and, obviously, in his face this is the young, green Bogart. You can see Bogie there, alright, you can see the charm and the eyes of someone you seriously do not want to fuck with, but it’s more than a little bizarre to see him so young, his face so line-less. There’s a lot of boy still in him in this film, even if he must have been pushing 30 at the time this film was released.
Much like yesterday’s AMAD, there really isn’t a lead character. It could have been Tracy, but Bogart has just as much screentime and the main drama of the movie centers around Bogart’s relationship with Judy (a female inmate held in the same area, but behind another set of bars) played by Claire Luce.
This love story is as simple as you can get. It makes Jack Driscoll’s revelation that he loves Ann Darrow in the original KING KONG look complex. It really isn’t anything more than “Hey, you’re pretty. I want to marry you.” I’m a romantic and I absolutely believe in love at first sight, but that was even a stretch for me.
To add another argument for the curiosity factor of this film, there’s a show-stopping black-face number that appears out of fucking nowhere in the middle of the movie as the inmates put on a show for some rich people. I’m not kidding. A full on minstrel show happens and Ford even cuts to the cheering audience and features a black dude, guffawing at the show and clapping wildly.
I wasn’t offended so much as taken by surprise. It’s definitely bizarre.
And as far as Ford is concerned, his direction here wasn’t very impressive. It was definitely able, but the camera is locked down for most of the movie, going from hard cut to hard cut. There’s not much visual going on to propel the story and the characters aren’t well-written or unique enough to really stand out for me.
Final Thoughts: It’s not a horrible experience, but like I mentioned at the start this film is one I can’t recommend on its own. If you buy any of the Ford At Fox sets, either the mega one or the Early Comedy set, definitely give it a spin as a curiosity, but I would not advise going out and buying it individually.
Here’s what we have lined up for the next week:
Sunday, November 9th: DOCTOR BULL (1933)

Monday, November 10th: JUDGE PRIEST (1930)

Tuesday, November 11th: TEN LITTLE INDIANS (1965)

Wednesday, November 12th: MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS (1974)

Thursday, November 13th: DANIEL (1983)

Friday, November 14th: EL DORADO (1967)

Saturday, November 15th: THE GAMBLER (1974)

See you folks tomorrow for another John Ford comedy, DOCTOR BULL, starring Will Rogers and Vera Allen!
-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com

Previous Movies:
June 2nd: Harper June 3rd: The Drowning Pool June 4th: Papillon June 5th: Gun Crazy June 6th: Never So Few June 7th: A Hole In The Head June 8th: Some Came Running June 9th: Rio Bravo June 10th: Point Blank June 11th: Pocket Money June 12th: Cool Hand Luke June 13th: The Asphalt Jungle June 14th: Clash By Night June 15th: Scarlet Street June 16th: Killer Bait (aka Too Late For Tears) June 17th: Robinson Crusoe On Mars June 18th: City For Conquest June 19th: San Quentin June 20th: 42nd Street June 21st: Dames June 22nd: Gold Diggers of 1935 June 23rd: Murder, My Sweet June 24th: Born To Kill June 25th: The Sound of Music June 26th: Torn Curtain June 27th: The Left Handed Gun June 28th: Caligula June 29th: The Elephant Man June 30th: The Good Father July 1st: Shock Treatment July 2nd: Flashback July 3rd: Klute July 4th: On Golden Pond July 5th: The Cowboys July 6th: The Alamo July 7th: Sands of Iwo Jima July 8th: Wake of the Red Witch July 9th: D.O.A. July 10th: Shadow of A Doubt July 11th: The Matchmaker July 12th: The Black Hole July 13th: Vengeance Is Mine July 14th: Strange Invaders July 15th: Sleuth July 16th: Frenzy July 17th: Kingdom of Heaven: The Director’s Cut July 18th: Cadillac Man July 19th: The Sure Thing July 20th: Moving Violations July 21st: Meatballs July 22nd: Cast a Giant Shadow July 23rd: Out of the Past July 24th: The Big Steal July 25th: Where Danger Lives July 26th: Crossfire July 27th: Ricco, The Mean Machine July 28th: In Harm’s Way July 29th: Firecreek July 30th: The Cheyenne Social Club July 31st: The Man Who Knew Too Much August 1st: The Spirit of St. Louis August 2nd: Von Ryan’s Express August 3rd: Can-Can August 4th: Desperate Characters August 5th: The Possession of Joel Delaney August 6th: Quackser Fortune Has A Cousin In The Bronx August 7th: Start the Revolution Without Me August 8th: Hell Is A City August 9th: The Pied Piper August 10th: Partners August 11th: Barry Lyndon August 12th: The Skull August 13th: The Hellfire Club August 14th: Blood of the Vampire August 15th: Terror of the Tongs August 16th: Pirates of Blood River August 17th: The Devil-Ship Pirates August 18th: Jess Franco’s Count Dracula August 19th: Dracula A.D. 1972 August 20th: The Stranglers of Bombay August 21st: Man, Woman & Child August 22nd: The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane August 23rd: The Young Philadelphians August 24th: The Rack August 25th: Until They Sail August 26th: Somebody Up There Likes Me August 27th: The Set-Up August 28th: The Devil & Daniel Webster August 29th: Cat People August 30th: The Curse of the Cat People August 31st: The 7th Victim September 1st: The Ghost Ship September 2nd: Isle of the Dead September 3rd: Bedlam September 4th: Black Sabbath September 5th: Black Sunday September 6th: Twitch of the Death Nerve September 7th: Tragic Ceremony September 8th: Lisa & The Devil September 9th: Baron Blood September 10th: A Shot In The Dark September 11th: The Pink Panther September 12th: The Return of the Pink Panther September 13th: The Pink Panther Strikes Again September 14th: Revenge of the Pink Panther September 15th: Trail of the Pink Panther September 16th: The Real Glory September 17th: The Winning of Barbara Worth September 18th: The Cowboy and the Lady September 19th: Dakota September 20th: Red River September 21st: Terminal Station September 22nd: The Search September 23rd: Act of Violence September 24th: Houdini September 25th: Money From Home September 26th: Papa’s Delicate Condition September 27th: Dillinger September 28th: Battle of the Bulge September 29th: Daisy Kenyon September 30th: Laura October 1st: The Dunwich Horror October 2nd: Experiment In Terror October 3rd: The Devil’s Rain October 4th: Race With The Devil October 5th: Salo, Or The 120 Days of Sodom October 6th: Bad Dreams October 7th: The House Where Evil Dwells October 8th: Memories of Murder October 9th: The Hunger October 10th: I Saw What You Did October 11th: I Spit On Your Grave October 12th: Naked You Die October 13th: The Wraith October 14th: Silent Night, Bloody Night October 15th: I Bury The Living October 16th: The Beast Must Die October 17th: Hellgate October 18th: He Knows You’re Alone October 19th: The Thing From Another World October 20th: The Fall of the House of Usher October 21st: Audrey Rose October 22nd: Who Slew Auntie Roo? October 23rd: Wait Until Dark October 24th: Dead & Buried October 25th: A Bucket of Blood October 26th: The Bloodstained Shadow October 27th: I, Madman October 28th: Return to Horror High October 29th: Die, Monster, Die October 30th: Epidemic October 31st: Student Bodies November 1st: Black Widow November 2nd: The Ghost & Mrs. Muir November 3rd: Flying Tigers November 4th: Executive Action November 5th: The Busy Body November 6th: It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World November 7th: Libeled Lady
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