Published on Monday, November 3, 2008 - 10:43am
'Kindly Respect My Space Unbathed-But-Misunderstood Human!' There's An APES Relaunch Script Out There...
Devin over at CHUD has posted an interesting piece about a script that's been floating around Fox. It's called GENESIS: APES (there's a title that's gotta go ).
In this version Caesar is the result of a genetic scientist fooling around with the nature of things. When the baby monkey exhibits intelligence and the ability to talk, he takes the cuddly thing home to his wife, who is unable to bear children. Things go surprisingly well for a number of years until Caesar grows up and sees mommy getting attacked. The dutiful son steps in and accidentally kills the attacker.
Here's where it takes off. In a scene paralleling Charlton Heston in the cage in the original Planet of the Apes, Caesar ends up in custody at an Ape Conservatory where he and the other apes are abused mercilessly. Caesar finds himself a primate without a world - he's as smart as humans but will never be one of them (and is in fact tortured by them) and he's initially rejected by his monkey brethren.
You're on Caesar's side, understanding where this poor outcast is coming from. But then the script gets really ballsy and, just like in Conquest, Caesar begins a campaign to unite the apes and overthrow human society. And his plan isn't a Martin Luther King Jr series of marches, speeches and sit ins - Caesar and his apes take to the streets violently.
...says THIS ARTICLE at CHUD.
So, essentially this would be a remake of CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES - but with a few critical distinctions. Devin has some valid & perceptive points about this project, which he feels may never actually go before cameras. Jump over to his article & check it out .
Personally, I love APES movies (although BATTLE FOR was kind of anemic...) and despised the Burton version in nearly every regard. I'm not convinced this is a franchise that needs to be re-imagined/rebooted at all, ever. Especially since The Powers That Be at Fox would be roundly incapable of understanding why the APES concept works to begin with, and are scared-as-hell to approach anything edgy these days, especially a concept which hinges on social commentary.
BTW: the headline is my goofing on the notion of a APES movie contaminated by Political Correctness - it's not a life from the new script or anything. Just to be clear.
Here's a trailer for the original CONQUEST...
Reader Talkback
Christ, didn't they learn
their lesson the first time
around?? by Iblis_mageNov 3rd, 2008 09:48:15 AM Isn't there a new directors
cut of Conquest coming? by BehemothNov 3rd, 2008 09:50:30 AM I'll watch by Metlar413Nov 3rd, 2008 09:51:46 AM Director? by EverythingEverywhereStinksNov 3rd, 2008 09:57:18 AM For the love of god... by aversiontherapy2Nov 3rd, 2008 09:57:52 AM Spell Checker by spyroNov 3rd, 2008 09:58:11 AM The New Script Start Out
Sounding Like by kevinwillis.netNov 3rd, 2008 09:59:19 AM film the Novel and keep its
ending by j2talkNov 3rd, 2008 09:59:25 AM Behemoth by MerrickNov 3rd, 2008 10:00:18 AM Proof reader wanted by thinboyslim.Nov 3rd, 2008 10:03:35 AM I hate every ape I see by rhcp2sweetNov 3rd, 2008 10:08:45 AM Jesus Fuck. by Johnny SmithNov 3rd, 2008 10:19:42 AM How great would it be... by :-oNov 3rd, 2008 10:20:10 AM by enderandrewNov 3rd, 2008 10:26:04 AM No please by enderandrewNov 3rd, 2008 10:26:37 AM Secret Of The Nimh by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULETNov 3rd, 2008 10:37:49 AM they should make this using
only midgets by just pillow talkNov 3rd, 2008 10:40:05 AM As long as Burton is directing by Detective_FingerlingNov 3rd, 2008 10:40:15 AM Stealing Endings by enderandrewNov 3rd, 2008 10:56:22 AM Conquest was bloody excellent by Mr NicholasNov 3rd, 2008 10:57:25 AM i love 'beneath the planet of
the apes' by robamentaNov 3rd, 2008 11:06:41 AM thats not to say i didnt love
the other apes films as well by robamentaNov 3rd, 2008 11:13:17 AM Well ... why DOES the Apes
concept work? by Thunderbolt RossNov 3rd, 2008 11:16:25 AM :-o by Lost JarvNov 3rd, 2008 11:17:58 AM Revolution of the Apes by ChocolateJesusNov 3rd, 2008 11:25:14 AM In this version, Caesar turns
out to be Lancelot Link by SnookerooNov 3rd, 2008 11:30:23 AM El Grande Rojo, weigh in! by ArchiveNov 3rd, 2008 11:45:24 AM And for the record, by ArchiveNov 3rd, 2008 11:46:39 AM Fox is envisioning Ape
parkour. by ArchiveNov 3rd, 2008 11:51:21 AM As soon as I wrote that... by ArchiveNov 3rd, 2008 11:55:09 AM NOW- POST LIKE
APES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by dr.bulberNov 3rd, 2008 12:16:11 PM Chimps are APES! by Bully BoyNov 3rd, 2008 12:29:21 PM this sounds awfully.. by StarskyandHushkyNov 3rd, 2008 12:43:06 PM Words to live by, Rassmguy... by zer0cool2k2Nov 3rd, 2008 12:44:53 PM Stop the Planet of the Apes, I
want to get off! by Monkey ButlerNov 3rd, 2008 01:07:58 PM My first franchise by BeezboNov 3rd, 2008 01:08:21 PM Danke, Merrick! by BehemothNov 3rd, 2008 01:24:31 PM Fuck off with the remakes by kwisatzhaderachNov 3rd, 2008 01:36:25 PM now is the opportunity to make
them by just pillow talkNov 3rd, 2008 01:37:59 PM The whole subtext of Conquest by skimnNov 3rd, 2008 01:38:03 PM Have Mark Wahlberg star.. by skimnNov 3rd, 2008 01:39:53 PM Burton Version by Charlie_AllnutNov 3rd, 2008 01:49:54 PM VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!! by Leafar the LostNov 3rd, 2008 01:50:13 PM This is explained by 3 letters
& 1 word: by Cheif BrodyNov 3rd, 2008 01:52:35 PM Oh come ON... by Franco BegbieNov 3rd, 2008 02:04:29 PM Rechimpmagined by Limulus PolyphemusNov 3rd, 2008 02:15:42 PM Chimptastic by Limulus PolyphemusNov 3rd, 2008 02:20:22 PM Hey Ender Smites... by Mel GibsteinbergNov 3rd, 2008 02:26:14 PM vote McCain by blue1622Nov 3rd, 2008 02:29:22 PM C-MOS Needs to Be In It!!!! by DarfurOnTheRocksNov 3rd, 2008 02:51:24 PM vote McBain by Limulus PolyphemusNov 3rd, 2008 03:19:25 PM Damned Dirty Apes by GilbertRSmithNov 3rd, 2008 03:21:31 PM Sounds Kick A$$ by hallmitchellNov 3rd, 2008 03:58:12 PM Genius. by The Ghost of Marcus BrodyNov 3rd, 2008 04:05:30 PM Why do people hate the Burton
POTA? by Nasty In The PastyNov 3rd, 2008 04:20:10 PM Remakes usually suck by ThotNov 3rd, 2008 04:25:22 PM Are they bringing back Ricardo
Montalban? by yomommaNov 3rd, 2008 04:25:43 PM If Obama wins, then we'll be
ruled over by a monkey anyway by JeditempleNov 3rd, 2008 04:33:18 PM Kim Hunter Raped my childhood. by Stuntcock MikeNov 3rd, 2008 04:45:33 PM Conquest is my favorite
but.......... by Stuntcock MikeNov 3rd, 2008 04:47:44 PM Oddly enough, I think an
ESCAPE remake... by Uncle StanNov 3rd, 2008 04:48:07 PM Jeditemple by Limulus PolyphemusNov 3rd, 2008 05:11:36 PM Sounds like a post-McCain win
riot! by Snake ForeskinNov 3rd, 2008 05:24:35 PM Trolls by yomommaNov 3rd, 2008 05:35:32 PM you know.... by ChocolateJesusManNov 3rd, 2008 05:46:16 PM jeditemple??????? by fxmulder35Nov 3rd, 2008 05:48:10 PM Apes are more civilized than
the talkbackers here... by blackmantisNov 3rd, 2008 06:17:16 PM I'd rather see a retcon of
BENEATH... by ShermdawgNov 3rd, 2008 06:49:52 PM okay blackmantis by the milf loverNov 3rd, 2008 06:53:36 PM the Burton Apes was a great
movie by the milf loverNov 3rd, 2008 06:55:55 PM Dear Hollywood by TOGSolidNov 3rd, 2008 07:04:36 PM Made great use of Century
City, when brand new by HereAgainNov 3rd, 2008 07:16:20 PM Is this being promoted as a
remake/relaunch/sequel? by Billy GoatNov 3rd, 2008 07:48:28 PM Well, this TB is evidence
that... by Bronx CheerNov 3rd, 2008 08:11:12 PM Billy Goat by yomommaNov 3rd, 2008 08:22:37 PM Apes is a product of a time
that passed by catlettuce4Nov 3rd, 2008 08:35:42 PM If Obama doesn't win... by supergeniusNov 3rd, 2008 08:39:56 PM apes forever by StaldoNov 3rd, 2008 09:03:58 PM Tim Roth's Thade was only good
part of Burtons film. by KongMonkeyNov 3rd, 2008 09:40:28 PM For FUCK'S sake Hollywood... by superunknown85Nov 3rd, 2008 09:53:20 PM Burton's abortion by StaldoNov 3rd, 2008 10:11:42 PM Supergenius by yomommaNov 3rd, 2008 10:52:05 PM Supergenius (cont.) by yomommaNov 3rd, 2008 10:59:48 PM Directors cut... by javery56Nov 3rd, 2008 11:43:39 PM Hmmm by deanbarryNov 4th, 2008 12:10:49 AM Burton's Apes ending was from
the Pierre Boulet novel by Chishu_RyuNov 4th, 2008 01:20:37 AM Burton's apes were more
scientifically accurate... by Chishu_RyuNov 4th, 2008 01:24:11 AM The sequels to the '68 Apes
film all sucked... by Chishu_RyuNov 4th, 2008 01:27:47 AM No Roddy McDowell = No Apes by deadboy1313Nov 4th, 2008 01:36:22 AM BONO IS A PEDOPHILE : by PTSDPeteNov 4th, 2008 01:41:18 AM IF THEY CAN'T EVEN CHOOSE A
GOOD TITLE by Ray GammaNov 4th, 2008 04:16:37 AM WHY? by Bobman46Nov 4th, 2008 07:40:12 AM this sounds more like a zombie
movie... by Circean6Nov 4th, 2008 08:42:02 AM Didn't we learn our lesson
from Marky Mark by Grammaton Cleric BinksNov 4th, 2008 09:45:06 AM I'm a fan of anything
APES...... by PlaykinsNov 4th, 2008 10:08:40 AM So basically by ArcadianDSNov 4th, 2008 11:02:24 AM Playkins, I'm a fan of the
original series by Grammaton Cleric BinksNov 4th, 2008 11:27:41 AM Grammaton Cleric Binks by Stuntcock MikeNov 4th, 2008 11:50:29 AM I never saw the animated
series... by PlaykinsNov 4th, 2008 12:26:17 PM Just quell the 9/11 references
FFS by performingmonkeyNov 4th, 2008 01:15:28 PM Unconvinced by CobbioNov 4th, 2008 02:33:46 PM Apes RULE! by Devil'sOwnNov 4th, 2008 04:34:29 PM It was earth all along=Bruce
Willis was a ghost the whole
time by StaldoNov 4th, 2008 05:13:32 PM