Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Now, I don't think this movie's going to be any good. I don't have any faith in horror remakes these days. That doesn't mean it won't surprise me... I mean, it has Tom "Thrill Me" Atkins in it! There must be something good about this movie if he's in it... at least something I can enjoy.

And I love the idea of 3-D gimmick horror. JAWS 3 is damn near unwatchable, but you know what? Seeing it in 3-D makes it a good film experience. I'm hoping we at least get that.

MY BLOODY VALENTINE isn't a movie I feel screams out for a remake, but I have to say I'm a little interested in seeing just how good the Real D 3-D looks on a live action R-rated-for-gore-and-graphic-nudity movie. And the poster is promising some jab-you-in-the-eye full-on hardcore gimmick 3-D, which I think is appropriate. Fuck it, I'm looking forward to this movie now. We'll do it live! Fuck it!

UGO got the exclusive on the poster below. Be sure to click on it for a bigger version. I've also added in some '80s 3-D posters below that this really reminded me of. Enjoy!