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A couple reader reviews of THE STRANGERS come in!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I'm quite looking forward to this flick. Ever since the first teaser poster this has looked interesting. It's not the most original idea ever, a couple terrorized in their house, but it looks like they're really taking the material seriously and giving us a real horror film. I'll be seeing this myself tomorrow and I'll let you know what I think when I get back from that screening.

We have two reviews in so far. One spoiler-lite and the other super spoilerific. I'll start with Jubba's fairly spoiler free review. Enjoy!

Greetings,

I just got back from a Toronto screening of the horror/thriller flick
"The Strangers" starring Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman. This review
will be relatively spoiler-free. The trailer for the movie pretty
much sums up the plot of the film and you get exactly what they
advertise, no more no less - for whatever that's worth to you. A
couple in an isolated house is terrorized by multiple masked people
with no apparent way to escape. But does it work? Is it scary? Is
it believable? For the most part, I would say yes to all 3 questions.
A film like this wants to put the viewer in the shoes of the victims,
to make you think that these horrific events could happen to you and
to get you just as scared as the people in the movie. The camera work
is never too dark, too shaky, or too close-up. Wide shots of empty
rooms and the woods are scary enough when you know somebody is there,
somewhere.
The opening, during which Liv Tyler's character is left alone in the
house for a period of time, is probably the most effective part in
terms of delivering real scares. She hears knocks on the outside
doors that get louder and more persistent and she finds indications
that someone has been in the house or may still be in there with her.
If you can put yourself in her position and feel even a little of what
her character feels at this point, you'll get some good scares as the
creeping dread takes over. The creepiness stays throughout most of
the film but does eventually give way to those "jump out and scare
you" moments when there really isn't anything else new left to be done
for scares. The final scenes with Tyler and Speedman recapture some
of the real terror as the film reaches its climax.

The "bad guys" do perform the typical here-one-second-gone-the-next
trick that nobody should be able to do (unless you're Jack Bauer) and
after a while, the grotesque appearances of the masks somewhat lose
their shock effect. One that happens, you really get the sense that
these people are seriously fucked up. They bad guys are human and
maybe that's even worse.

One of the things that I liked is that the two main characters aren't
your typical horror movie leads. They don't make bad decisions
(except for splitting apart once) and everything that I thought they
should try to survive, they did try, to varying degrees of success or
failure. They put up a fight and plan as best they can, but are never
given enough time to relax and figure out what to do. They are cut
off from the world, they are in the middle of nowhere. The bad guys
are hiding in the woods, coming and going from the house, and they
don't want you to survive. If you can get into the movie enough and
put yourself in their shoes, you'll get the scares you're after. It's
a movie about sick people doing sick things to people just for the
hell of it, so don't expect anything else.

The performances of Tyler and Speedman are solidly adequate. By this
I mean that they did exactly what was required for this movie.
Tyler's character was the weaker or the two and some may complain that
she could have been a stronger female character. All things
considered, there probably aren't too many people who would hold up
terribly well in her character's position, so it's believable and
effective. Speedman, with whom I was completely unfamiliar, also
delivered a believable performance as the stronger boyfriend without
ever seeming like he was flexing his muscles or trying to do anything
but survive with his girlfriend. There were one or two plot points
that seemed a bit contrived, but I won't hold that against the actors
and I'm pretty sure that they were added to draw out the length of the
movie. I don't think it ran much longer than 75 minutes. It didn't
need to, though. The movie is like an extended version of the
trailer. If you like what you see in the preview, you'll like the
film. If you want some creepy scenes, some jumping scares from the
darkness, or a feeling that maybe this could happen to you, then
you'll like what "The Strangers" has to offer. If you didn't like the
trailer, stay away from the theatre this time around.

-Jubba

The next review comes from someone calling himself The Big Tin Man and it's full of spoilers and bit more negative than Jubba's take.

Hi Harry,

If you use this you can call me The Big Tin Man.

I just got back from seeing The Strangers.

I was very intrigued by the trailer to this movie, as it stated it was based on "true events" and looked kind of creepy. Well what you see in the trailer is pretty much what you get in the movie for 95% of the film.

There will Spoilers in this review.

The movie doesn't start off with a lot of promise. It starts with the "based on true events" speach at the beginning and is then followed by some BS crime statistic, which is supposed to explain what we are about to see. I always know a movie is in trouble when it tries to justify what you are about to see, because this is what's happening in the world around us. Also, it clears up, what I had started to suspect, this is not a true story!!.

The film then moves to an opening shot of the aftermath, as two boys discover the aftermath. There is the obligatory 911 recording of one of the boys screaming about what he had seen.

After that, it's all a flash back to what has lead up to this point.

We meet Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman driving in a car home. They are said and not speaking because she said no to his marriage proposal. Who can blaim her she's Liv Tyler and can do better than this guy.The films tells us she's not ready for marriage.

They go to house that appears to be out in the middle of no where. Once inside they start to talk about things and then start to get it on (a Tyler nude shot would have made this film worth while no matter what happened next), but this is short lived as a loud knock on the door occurs.

This is how the film works. It's a peek a boo, loud bang, and then nothing movie. This is okay and the film makers do it well. They build the tension well.

The couple goes and answers the door. At the door is a young lady asking if another girl was at the house. The young lady's features are kept hidden from the darkness outside. The couple says she has the wrong house and the young lady leaves.. After that Speedman goes for some smokes and leaves Tyler by herself.

This is when the stuff in the trailer begins and continues after Speedman's return. The three masked people appear.A lot of loud banging and masked faces appear out of no where. You know this is what you are getting and again it's done well. The theatre jumped at most of the right times. This goes on for just over an hour. Oh buy the way his is a very short movie, not even an hour and a half. The movie throws every scare tactic at you and even the obligatory "friend death".

Spoiler alert.

After about an hour, the cat and mouse game starts to get old and then the movie changes, for what I hoped would be the better.

The masked people capture and tie up our couple. This is where I was hoping for some interaction between the masked people (I didn't say killers because at this point, THEY had not killed anyone).
To my disappointment...no not disappointment...too my utter dis-a fucking- belief, the only interaction is what is shown in the trailer. Yes it consists of the "Why are you doing this?"..."because you were home" and that is all.

The masked people take off their masks (we still don't get to see their faces, probably to keep casting for a sequel cheap) and stab Speedman and we hear Tyler scream.

The only other interaction from the baddies occurs after this, when they speak to the christian boys who discover the house. The killers are driving away in a pick up truck, and pull over to talk to the boys. After that not so creepy scene (the boys are obviously okay because of the first scene of the movie), the boys discover the carnage and then we get the scream at the end of the movie by a character that should be dead.
I hate it when a movie doesn't take the time to write a fucking ending. If I had known the ending was like this I would have snuk out and watched Indian Jones. I feel cheated by a movie I wasn't expecting much from but had built up such good tension, just to be let done by a crap ending.

If you want to see this based on the trailer, just watch the trailer over and over for 80 minutes this way your payoff is better than what the movie gives out.

Cheers.


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way to go!
by Stevie Grant
May 27th, 2008
02:41:38 AM
Thanks for ruining the movie, asshole
by Han Cholo
May 27th, 2008
02:42:52 AM
whereas funny games u.s. was accused of being...
by birdy birdman
May 27th, 2008
02:42:59 AM
p.s. cholo "spoilers" usually mean "spoilers"
by birdy birdman
May 27th, 2008
02:43:39 AM
ok seriously upon reading the spoilerview
by birdy birdman
May 27th, 2008
02:47:32 AM
cholo
by frankenfickle
May 27th, 2008
02:56:26 AM
i mean birdman.
by frankenfickle
May 27th, 2008
02:56:50 AM
nooooo it's not
by birdy birdman
May 27th, 2008
03:04:16 AM
"Oh buy the way his is a very short movie" No you buy it!
by Orionsangels
May 27th, 2008
03:13:38 AM
Sounds exactly like that french film
by FILMFUNK
May 27th, 2008
04:06:36 AM
Funny Games+Them=?
by TroutMaskReplicant
May 27th, 2008
04:08:19 AM
no split personalities?
by alice 13
May 27th, 2008
04:14:38 AM

by The Dum Guy
May 27th, 2008
04:39:26 AM
funny games was made in reaction to movies like this
by birdy birdman
May 27th, 2008
05:08:16 AM
it actually IS a remake of the french film
by SmallTuna
May 27th, 2008
05:09:06 AM
Hmmm...
by Laughing Irishman
May 27th, 2008
06:07:49 AM
Wait... "Hoodies" is short for "Hoodlums"?
by tonagan
May 27th, 2008
06:56:42 AM
Super Jammies
by bythehairofsanjaya
May 27th, 2008
07:04:21 AM
sounds like a HUGE waste of money. I hate non-sensical endings.
by Mike_D
May 27th, 2008
07:15:36 AM
Based on true events...
by Kid Z
May 27th, 2008
07:35:39 AM
About the movie...
by Jubba
May 27th, 2008
08:03:48 AM
95% of all horror movies suck!!
by BobParr
May 27th, 2008
09:10:25 AM
I forgot the original NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD!!
by BobParr
May 27th, 2008
09:14:49 AM
Gemma Ward is in this movie
by CarmillaVonDoom
May 27th, 2008
09:34:12 AM
it's not torture porn
by Jubba
May 27th, 2008
10:00:32 AM
Frenchy
by Therealumlaut
May 27th, 2008
10:08:17 AM
Wanted to see Liv Tyler naked???
by Turd Furgeson
May 27th, 2008
10:32:44 AM
BobParr
by shodan6672
May 27th, 2008
11:12:34 AM
Anybody see Funny Games?
by TheLastCleric
May 27th, 2008
11:28:07 AM
the true story part is
by Diagnostic
May 27th, 2008
11:41:51 AM
Should have used the Happening's villian.
by Diagnostic
May 27th, 2008
11:48:14 AM
Exactly like the French version then
by V'Shael
May 27th, 2008
12:05:26 PM
Indian Jones
by Hovitos2k
May 27th, 2008
01:10:36 PM
ripoff does not equal remake
by birdy birdman
May 27th, 2008
01:20:34 PM
sick things just for the hell of it?
by Larry of Arabia
May 27th, 2008
04:58:07 PM
cant wait to see this movie
by msi_urine15
May 27th, 2008
05:12:44 PM
i don't get it...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
May 27th, 2008
06:41:35 PM
"Just for the hell of it"
by Jubba
May 27th, 2008
06:55:19 PM
Looks slightly less nihilistic and demonic than "Funny Games"...
by JackIsLost
May 27th, 2008
07:38:22 PM
Can't wait to see this!
by ricardomontalkhan
May 27th, 2008
09:51:33 PM
"Indian Jones"
by haggardatbest
May 28th, 2008
06:13:08 AM
Umm...Cholo...
by toxicbuddha
May 28th, 2008
09:13:19 AM
I really liked it
by Frightreviews
May 28th, 2008
04:49:42 PM
re: Indian Jones
by Larry Sellers
May 28th, 2008
04:54:57 PM
AICN When You Put Up Poster's Reviews Like Jubba'a etc
by Red Dawn Don
May 28th, 2008
09:49:20 PM
The
by codefool
May 28th, 2008
10:11:00 PM
The Stranger
by codefool
May 28th, 2008
10:11:55 PM

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