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SOUTH PARK 12.5!!

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"Ow! That hurt my brains! Ow!"

12.1 made Eric Cartman HIV positive.
12.2 made Britney Spears shoot her hair off.
12.3 took Kenny McCormick to HeavyMetalLand.
12.4 sent Terrance and Phillip on strike, Buddy!

Comedy Central says of 12.5:

ERIC CARTMAN IS THE NEW SUBSTITUTE TEACHER IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

Cartman has a gift for reaching the most difficult kids in the school system in an all-new episode of "South Park," entitled "Eek! A Penis!," premiering on Wednesday, April 9 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL.

While their regular teacher, Ms. Garrison, is busy looking for a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cartman decides to make a difference by working with some inner-city kids whom no other teacher has been able to reach.

10 p.m. Wednesday. Comedy Central.

Then stick around for the Oswalt-Giraldo rematch (Dick Cheney Vs. Paris Hilton) on “Root Of All Evil” at 10:30.




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This ought to be good
by esteele1013
Apr 9th, 2008
11:51:34 AM
this reeks of awesome
by logicalnoise01
Apr 9th, 2008
11:54:28 AM
Can't Wait
by MRJONZ72
Apr 9th, 2008
12:07:50 PM
Can't Wait
by MRJONZ72
Apr 9th, 2008
12:07:52 PM
Its always good. Scary isnt it?
by wowsah156
Apr 9th, 2008
12:10:25 PM
justice
by logicalnoise01
Apr 9th, 2008
12:11:35 PM
you know that description
by logicalnoise01
Apr 9th, 2008
12:12:50 PM
a ahole's thoughts...
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 9th, 2008
12:20:24 PM
they're really reaching for ideas, now..
by ironic_name
Apr 9th, 2008
12:33:33 PM
South Park has...
by Kid Z
Apr 9th, 2008
12:39:02 PM
re: Kid Z
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 9th, 2008
12:42:17 PM
If any character jumped the shark on SP. It's Cartman
by Orionsangels
Apr 9th, 2008
12:45:17 PM
Anyone
by Series7
Apr 9th, 2008
12:47:22 PM
South Park is located right outside of Denver
by terry1978
Apr 9th, 2008
12:48:42 PM
Last Week = Awesome Buddy
by Frodo T. Baggins
Apr 9th, 2008
12:52:21 PM
12 seasons of damn funny stuff. Simpsons writers
by V'Shael
Apr 9th, 2008
12:55:15 PM
Stan and Kyle...
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 9th, 2008
01:06:05 PM
I'm not your buddy, pal!
by Squashua
Apr 9th, 2008
01:10:38 PM
Who's "Dick Chaney"?
by Shermdawg
Apr 9th, 2008
01:18:10 PM
Orionsangels: Yeah, I miss Cartman from the early years...
by SpyGuy
Apr 9th, 2008
01:19:27 PM
V'Shael, 14 episodes vs 24 episodes a year...
by Buckys_Kick_Ass_Arm
Apr 9th, 2008
01:47:19 PM
blah blah blah
by palooka_boy
Apr 9th, 2008
01:49:34 PM
blah blah blah
by palooka_boy
Apr 9th, 2008
01:50:39 PM
... an "inner-city"???
by fireclown
Apr 9th, 2008
02:06:46 PM
Curse your rockin tits!
by bonerama
Apr 9th, 2008
02:20:47 PM
LEAVE SNEEZING PANDA ALONE!
by bonerama
Apr 9th, 2008
02:25:36 PM
He's not your guy, friend!
by Freakemovie
Apr 9th, 2008
02:45:47 PM
So is this like a parody of "Dangerous Minds"?
by Mike_D
Apr 9th, 2008
03:08:08 PM
I'm not your buddy guy!
by quadrupletree
Apr 9th, 2008
03:13:05 PM
Cartman's voice unfortunately was a compromise
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Apr 9th, 2008
03:18:41 PM
Here's the correct opinion.
by YakMalla
Apr 9th, 2008
03:29:56 PM
I am not your FRIEND Buddddy!!!!!
by qtipsq
Apr 9th, 2008
03:40:56 PM
Your Opinion Is Wrong Friend
by Frodo T. Baggins
Apr 9th, 2008
03:53:49 PM

by Charles Macum Diggs
Apr 9th, 2008
05:07:47 PM
Canada C+?
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 9th, 2008
05:09:35 PM
perhaps..
by SaluteYourShorts
Apr 9th, 2008
05:14:32 PM
re: salute
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 9th, 2008
05:21:08 PM
Face facts.
by YakMalla
Apr 9th, 2008
05:24:12 PM
cartman "jumped the shark"?
by lucid dreamstate
Apr 9th, 2008
05:36:09 PM
"Jumping the shark" in no way applies to South Park
by Womb2dooM
Apr 9th, 2008
05:49:00 PM
lucid dreamstate...
by Womb2dooM
Apr 9th, 2008
05:59:13 PM
Any show that shark jumped...
by YakMalla
Apr 9th, 2008
06:12:18 PM
womb2doom
by lucid dreamstate
Apr 9th, 2008
06:15:49 PM
I liked last weeks episode
by Bloo
Apr 9th, 2008
06:30:12 PM
kenny already had his whore moment
by logicalnoise01
Apr 9th, 2008
08:03:27 PM
Denver Bronco cheated too.
by fiester
Apr 9th, 2008
09:13:33 PM
Not Dangerous Minds -Stand and Deliver
by jccalhoun
Apr 9th, 2008
09:20:19 PM
Matt and Trey...
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 9th, 2008
09:24:11 PM
Wow, they went there
by A-COD
Apr 9th, 2008
09:24:21 PM
I reeched theese keeds!!
by steelerman
Apr 9th, 2008
09:29:41 PM
This was a great episode
by kyle051554
Apr 9th, 2008
09:30:24 PM
wow...
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 9th, 2008
09:31:06 PM
How do I reach these keeeeeds?
by bonerama
Apr 9th, 2008
09:42:57 PM
So, I hear this episode was about how abortion is wrong.
by Ol' Gravy Leg
Apr 9th, 2008
09:47:47 PM
Longest Running Penis Joke Ever.....
by RoseBuddy
Apr 9th, 2008
09:51:47 PM
Horrible
by jccalhoun
Apr 9th, 2008
09:59:02 PM
Mr. Garrison and Root of All Evil
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 9th, 2008
10:03:41 PM
One of the greatest lines ever...
by MartinBlank
Apr 9th, 2008
11:21:09 PM
That was fucking great!
by br1947
Apr 9th, 2008
11:35:22 PM
V'Shael
by Lashlarue
Apr 9th, 2008
11:38:21 PM
Did I just see that?
by goodwolf82
Apr 9th, 2008
11:48:34 PM
Couldn't have put it any better Lashlarue
by Buckys_Kick_Ass_Arm
Apr 9th, 2008
11:51:24 PM
BTW
by goodwolf82
Apr 10th, 2008
12:01:05 AM
BTW
by goodwolf82
Apr 10th, 2008
12:06:00 AM
abortion is like cheating nature.....
by lastsonofkrypton562
Apr 10th, 2008
12:50:04 AM
re: Old South Park and Old Simpsons
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 10th, 2008
02:08:36 AM
Whatever happend to Sherrif Barbrady?
by steelerman
Apr 10th, 2008
03:01:24 AM

by steelerman
Apr 10th, 2008
03:02:07 AM
Why won't South Park just DIE ?
by TheCap
Apr 10th, 2008
05:55:16 AM
Glad they did not use real video for putting "it" back on
by Dazzler69
Apr 10th, 2008
06:57:30 AM
jumping the shark
by Holodigm
Apr 10th, 2008
07:06:34 AM
Simpsons Vs South Park
by A-COD
Apr 10th, 2008
08:39:16 AM
A-COD
by jsm1978
Apr 10th, 2008
08:52:51 AM
weak episode
by INWOsuxRED
Apr 10th, 2008
09:06:44 AM
Jumping the Shark
by skimn
Apr 10th, 2008
09:13:07 AM
And best jump the shark reference
by skimn
Apr 10th, 2008
09:15:25 AM
People who
by skimn
Apr 10th, 2008
09:16:29 AM
TomBodet & TheCap...
by CaptainBass
Apr 10th, 2008
09:33:41 AM
Stand and Deliver
by SeanMiller
Apr 10th, 2008
09:42:52 AM
none of this matters anyway...
by Buckys_Kick_Ass_Arm
Apr 10th, 2008
09:44:49 AM
Simpsons did it first and did it better . . .
by gruntybear
Apr 10th, 2008
09:52:33 AM
Stand And Deliver is ripe for parody
by wintocha67
Apr 10th, 2008
10:01:42 AM
South Park PWNS Simpsons
by Dr Gregory House
Apr 10th, 2008
10:28:42 AM
What happened to Drawn Together?
by Series7
Apr 10th, 2008
10:40:52 AM
oh and did anyone else think
by Holodigm
Apr 10th, 2008
10:44:43 AM
There is nothing as sad and pathetic
by jimbubble
Apr 10th, 2008
10:57:28 AM
Suprised they didn't follow up
by skimn
Apr 10th, 2008
11:07:11 AM
theCap
by snapple_ladys_lazy_eye
Apr 10th, 2008
11:25:43 AM
This "new" South Park
by goodwolf82
Apr 10th, 2008
11:51:25 AM
A-COD
by Fart King
Apr 10th, 2008
12:01:53 PM
Damn it!
by Fart King
Apr 10th, 2008
12:03:50 PM
Not Great
by Charles Macum Diggs
Apr 10th, 2008
12:05:20 PM
OOOHHHHH.
by goodwolf82
Apr 10th, 2008
12:08:18 PM
Fart King that is impossible
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 10th, 2008
12:08:37 PM
Mouse with the dick
by The Winged Doucheman
Apr 10th, 2008
12:11:09 PM
Great ep
by tme2nsb
Apr 10th, 2008
12:17:21 PM
The Winged Doucheman
by Fart King
Apr 10th, 2008
12:17:22 PM
series 7
by logicalnoise01
Apr 10th, 2008
12:27:32 PM
re
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 10th, 2008
12:30:26 PM
re: gruntybear
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 10th, 2008
12:32:08 PM
Haow can I git through to theese keeeeeedds?
by DrEdwardMorbius
Apr 10th, 2008
12:52:09 PM
Oh, and whoever hired the models for Busted Tees...
by DrEdwardMorbius
Apr 10th, 2008
12:56:40 PM
you know what been funny...
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 10th, 2008
12:57:38 PM
gruntybear = General Disarray
by waylayer
Apr 10th, 2008
12:58:29 PM
Drawn Together
by CatchPhrase
Apr 10th, 2008
01:41:36 PM
Drawn Togethers Dead?.......Good
by drewlicious
Apr 10th, 2008
02:24:33 PM
Please help us!
by rants-raves-and-reviews.blogsp ot.com
Apr 10th, 2008
02:54:02 PM
Stand and Deliver IS ripe for parody not recreation
by jccalhoun
Apr 10th, 2008
03:36:14 PM
Would've loved to be in the meeting
by skimn
Apr 10th, 2008
03:43:31 PM
Not a parody of Stand And Deliver?
by skimn
Apr 10th, 2008
04:01:36 PM
I don't think it was parody per se.
by FluffyUnbound
Apr 10th, 2008
04:56:43 PM
Re: FluffyUnbound
by goodwolf82
Apr 10th, 2008
05:02:22 PM
Im Not your Friend Buddy
by ktownman
Apr 10th, 2008
05:07:54 PM
Canada Strike Continued
by ktownman
Apr 10th, 2008
05:18:32 PM
The bus Driver Ms Crabtree
by ktownman
Apr 10th, 2008
05:22:24 PM
ktownman
by jsm1978
Apr 10th, 2008
05:46:45 PM
After all...
by jsm1978
Apr 10th, 2008
06:01:04 PM
Invasion Huh
by ktownman
Apr 10th, 2008
06:28:57 PM
Come on, Mickey Mouse with a boner, that was PRICELESS
by Smash Drama
Apr 10th, 2008
08:36:01 PM
ktownman, I'm really not trying to troll but...
by br1947
Apr 10th, 2008
11:50:57 PM
worst. episode. ever.
by robertplant
Apr 11th, 2008
03:00:51 AM
hey fluffy
by robertplant
Apr 11th, 2008
03:06:24 AM
Loved it, but shoulda had Mephesto
by JoeSixPack
Apr 11th, 2008
03:15:06 AM
Robertplant - um, no.
by FluffyUnbound
Apr 11th, 2008
08:13:57 AM
Wheres Darth Chef?
by ktownman
Apr 11th, 2008
08:36:35 AM
Gore Be Rich
by ktownman
Apr 11th, 2008
08:37:47 AM
Bring on the preachy-ness
by goodwolf82
Apr 11th, 2008
09:44:23 AM
You watch South Park and post about it on AICN?
by INWOsuxRED
Apr 11th, 2008
09:52:44 AM
re: Darth Chef
by mr ahole ramirez
Apr 11th, 2008
11:48:06 AM
parody
by robertplant
Apr 11th, 2008
12:56:14 PM
AWESOME!!!!
by rutgersjaffo
Apr 11th, 2008
02:50:41 PM
AWESOME!!!!
by rutgersjaffo
Apr 11th, 2008
02:50:43 PM
How Do I reach These Talkbackers
by ktownman
Apr 11th, 2008
03:38:59 PM
Man you dudes are fucking jaded
by picardsucks
Apr 11th, 2008
06:27:59 PM
Lots of SP characters gone missing.
by fiester
Apr 11th, 2008
08:11:05 PM

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