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And, Is It Possible SUPERHERO MOVIE Doesn't Suck Ass, Either??


Merrick here...


SilentWar sent in a look at SUPERHERO MOVIE...which (surprisingly enough) we've been hearing consistently positive things about.

You can see a trailer for it HERE - the movie opens on March 28.


Here's SilentWar...


It seems like such a long time ago that I considered the spoof comedy to be a real treat, the kind of movie that I would eagerly anticipate. The Naked Gun, Airplane, Hot Shots, Top Secret... these were fun, fun movies. Newer attempts at the genre like Don't Be a Menace and High School High have their flaws but their hearts were in the right place. This was a genre that, to me, seemed pretty bulletproof.

Then something really tragic happened. Some people with no real appreciation or understanding of the genre came along and put out some truly awful movies. These were so bad and so completely clueless about the ground they were treading on that, somehow, all of the good work that had been done before seemed to recede into the mists of time, leaving only the Epic Movies and Date Movies to take a huge shit on all of my goodwill towards parody movies.

Superhero Movie is a step back in the right direction, away from the mindless pop culture aping and cripplingly unfunny jokes that dog Meet The Spartans, modern cinema's equivalent of being waterboarded. Superhero Movie is sharp, smart enough when it has to be and hysterical most of the time.

Rick Riker is a nerdy kid who gets bitten by a radioactive dragonfly. He falls in love with The Girl and does battle with The Hourglass, who needs to suck the lifeblood out of one person each day in order to live. Along the way Riker visits a school for the (non-asian) gifted, has flashbacks to his mother and father getting robbed and killed, and saves the day.

So... Spiderman, Batman Begins and X-Men.

I'd argue that superhero movies are almost parody-proof, that the situations and reality's of these movies are, by and large, so fantastical that trying to shine a light on their ridiculousness is pointless. We get it. What's funny in Superhero Movie isn't so much someone directing their biting wit against the genre's conventions, but rather Craig Mazin, writer and director, taking the events of recent superhero movies and putting his own crazy spin on them.

This is a funny, funny movie. Drake Bell does a good job of playing a Peter Parker one-off without actually aping Tobey Maguire's performance much. Leslie Nielsen, playing Riker's guardian Uncle, is, of course, great, a master of this kind of comedy, having fun with what he has to do. Jeffrey Tambor makes hay with his few lines, always a pleasure to watch.

Chris MacDonald plays Hourglass with a really cool overzealous charm. I wouldn't say this is his best work but it's definitely one of his most enjoyable to watch.

The movie has it's mis-steps. There's a gag with a Johnny Storm one-off that is pretty much D.O.A., as well as a few other moments, but these are more of a temporary thing, not a movie ender. The ship doesn't sink.

Parody, when done to perfection, can be great because it works as social and popular culture commentary, showing us how absurd things really are. Superhero Movie really isn't that, and it isn't great. It is a mostly hilarious movie, though, and I would recommend it not only as a good time at the movies but also as a detox agai` nst all those awful parody (in name only) movies we've had to slog through.




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I call bullshit
by Mezzanine
Mar 19th, 2008
10:30:23 AM
no way
by MookieBlaylock10
Mar 19th, 2008
10:30:39 AM
FIRST
by JBouganim1
Mar 19th, 2008
10:30:49 AM
SHIT LOLLLL 20 SECONDS OFF
by JBouganim1
Mar 19th, 2008
10:31:07 AM
And Did This Reviewer Pay To See Meet the Spartans?
by bobinnova
Mar 19th, 2008
10:31:13 AM
the tom cruise parody commercials
by gambit88
Mar 19th, 2008
10:37:07 AM
Why do
by Series7
Mar 19th, 2008
10:40:44 AM
Chris McDonald
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 19th, 2008
10:41:14 AM
I must admit, this actually looks entertaining
by Reel American Hero
Mar 19th, 2008
10:41:35 AM
The Incredibles and shaun of the dead..
by lex romero
Mar 19th, 2008
10:42:35 AM
so.. when will they be making MOVIE MOVIE?
by theredtoad
Mar 19th, 2008
10:45:58 AM
That looks hilarious
by Abominable Snowcone
Mar 19th, 2008
10:49:08 AM
remake movie
by MrScientist
Mar 19th, 2008
10:56:06 AM
SIlentWar should call himself "Mr. Plantastic" instead...
by SpyGuy
Mar 19th, 2008
10:56:16 AM
Is It Possible SUPERHERO MOVIE Doesn't Suck Ass? No
by Trazadone
Mar 19th, 2008
11:03:09 AM
why just copy spidey 1 and add slapstick?
by lex romero
Mar 19th, 2008
11:03:44 AM
Please be a plant...
by 1FearlessJay
Mar 19th, 2008
11:07:00 AM
Chris McDonald
by skimn
Mar 19th, 2008
11:14:46 AM
Sorry, not seeing it after that STUPID "I got your weave!!" crap
by Xian042
Mar 19th, 2008
11:20:12 AM
Not To Get Political....
by Aquatarkusman
Mar 19th, 2008
11:22:00 AM
I say $6 million for opening weekend..
by Baron Karza
Mar 19th, 2008
11:22:33 AM
"Doesn't Suck Ass." It's like a Cole Porter lyric!
by Rollo Tomassi
Mar 19th, 2008
11:26:20 AM
I think they should've kept the title WATCHMEN
by Spandau Belly
Mar 19th, 2008
11:27:09 AM
Leslie Nielsen can go fuck himself
by TheLastCleric
Mar 19th, 2008
11:27:18 AM
Of course this movie sucks.
by slone13
Mar 19th, 2008
11:43:54 AM
Baron
by skimn
Mar 19th, 2008
11:49:25 AM
wow...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Mar 19th, 2008
11:50:14 AM
I worked on this movie and...
by stinkyfingerz
Mar 19th, 2008
11:56:37 AM
YOU TINK DAT'S BAD...?
by Osmosis Jones
Mar 19th, 2008
12:03:15 PM
Public embarrassment
by Philvis
Mar 19th, 2008
12:04:04 PM
Where on earth is AICN's Justice League "Mortal" story?
by half vader
Mar 19th, 2008
12:04:45 PM
Shoulda called him Ferny McIvy
by xannibal
Mar 19th, 2008
12:06:56 PM
I'm waiting for the inevitable Spoof Movie
by Osmosis Jones
Mar 19th, 2008
12:07:45 PM
I'll tell you what...
by OctEgon
Mar 19th, 2008
12:14:23 PM
How come Loaded Weapon 1 never gets any love?
by chrth
Mar 19th, 2008
12:19:55 PM
I gotta second those bullshit calls
by chewyou812
Mar 19th, 2008
12:27:57 PM
Shenanigans!
by kuldan
Mar 19th, 2008
12:33:52 PM
Christopher MacDonald
by sidestepper
Mar 19th, 2008
12:37:13 PM
Then does it mean that all the worst moments were selected for t
by Stalin vs Predator
Mar 19th, 2008
12:38:29 PM
Skipping this one but...
by drewlicious
Mar 19th, 2008
12:44:31 PM
And highbrow intellectuals will like anything that's..
by Reel American Hero
Mar 19th, 2008
12:59:48 PM
As time goes on movies suck harder!?Fucking Paris Hilton!
by donwillymo
Mar 19th, 2008
01:00:15 PM
Will this concept just die already?
by tk 421
Mar 19th, 2008
01:03:34 PM
Intellectuals hang out at Barnes & Noble?
by tk 421
Mar 19th, 2008
01:08:35 PM
Shooter Gavin is in this movie?
by expert40
Mar 19th, 2008
01:09:50 PM
Fuckin' A, I typed so fast I dropped the Mick
by expert40
Mar 19th, 2008
01:10:59 PM
Why
by Sithdan
Mar 19th, 2008
01:12:04 PM
looks better that the *Insert Genre* Movie franchise
by George Newman
Mar 19th, 2008
01:17:40 PM
Shooter McGavin is the best film villain in history
by Magma Suit
Mar 19th, 2008
01:24:24 PM
The last good parody movie
by Juggernaut125
Mar 19th, 2008
01:24:26 PM
How Soon Before "Airplane" Gets Remade?
by bobinnova
Mar 19th, 2008
01:27:25 PM
HICKORYBUBBLES AND CARBUNKLE PUSS
by ArcadianDS
Mar 19th, 2008
01:29:41 PM
Del Toro as Wolfman
by chrth
Mar 19th, 2008
01:32:43 PM
Drake Bell is a good singer as well
by Orionsangels
Mar 19th, 2008
01:42:11 PM
Legacy of Satire
by Kankennon
Mar 19th, 2008
01:44:23 PM
Dance movies
by myspoonistoobig
Mar 19th, 2008
01:44:40 PM
Yawn
by welsh12uk
Mar 19th, 2008
01:45:36 PM
Tambor is a genius.
by Rev. Slappy
Mar 19th, 2008
01:47:44 PM
Joel Gallen
by Series7
Mar 19th, 2008
01:52:09 PM
Wow Leslie Nielsen?
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 19th, 2008
01:55:36 PM

by the way
Mar 19th, 2008
02:06:36 PM

by the way
Mar 19th, 2008
02:07:20 PM
How dare you speak Ill of Leslie Nielson!!!!
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Mar 19th, 2008
02:12:50 PM
I just wanted to say good luck
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 19th, 2008
02:18:35 PM
Leslie! Make another Naked Gun!
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 19th, 2008
02:22:03 PM
Uh...this movie actually sucks
by User EGO
Mar 19th, 2008
02:25:30 PM
traditional parody movies are dead
by they call it the dip
Mar 19th, 2008
02:28:11 PM
LUTHOR: "I've stolen a lock of Superman's hair"
by Snookeroo
Mar 19th, 2008
02:35:59 PM
I thought the trailer was pretty funny
by photoboy
Mar 19th, 2008
02:38:32 PM
Talkback Movie
by phat_joe
Mar 19th, 2008
02:52:53 PM
One of the problems with parody movies
by tk 421
Mar 19th, 2008
02:54:21 PM
PLANT!!!!!
by johnyaztec
Mar 19th, 2008
03:04:26 PM
possibly the largest Plant on record! call guinness!
by BMacSmith
Mar 19th, 2008
03:05:52 PM
NO FUCKING WAY this movie is good
by BMacSmith
Mar 19th, 2008
03:06:25 PM
Hot Shots Part Trois !!
by skimn
Mar 19th, 2008
03:07:39 PM
Nope. Not gonna fall for it
by Jack Burton
Mar 19th, 2008
03:15:21 PM
Tom Cruise dies...
by xsi kal
Mar 19th, 2008
03:18:25 PM
So you DIDN'T put my harold and kumar review..but..
by knowthyself
Mar 19th, 2008
03:24:11 PM
SUPERHERO!!!!
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 19th, 2008
03:29:04 PM
This isn't made by those 2 'Epic Movie' douches, is it?
by Richard Cranium
Mar 19th, 2008
03:35:04 PM
I SAW SUPERHERO MOVIE! IT WAS AWESOME!
by Gungan Slayer
Mar 19th, 2008
03:38:51 PM
There is nothing positive about it
by AlwaysThere
Mar 19th, 2008
03:42:33 PM
WAS IT A LION ROB!!!
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 19th, 2008
03:43:50 PM
Awful Trailer
by christian66
Mar 19th, 2008
05:01:00 PM
The trailers
by jsm1978
Mar 19th, 2008
05:36:16 PM
can't really tell from the trailer
by CherryValance
Mar 19th, 2008
05:40:26 PM
DAMMIT ROB! WE GOTTA RUN ACROSS TOWN!
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 19th, 2008
05:46:45 PM
How About an Anthology of "Movies"....
by Lance Rocke
Mar 19th, 2008
05:56:20 PM
Nope Dannyglover, Chrth beat you to it
by half vader
Mar 19th, 2008
06:49:12 PM
"Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story"
by oh_riginal
Mar 19th, 2008
06:51:39 PM
I'm cautiously optimistic about this one
by kyle051554
Mar 19th, 2008
06:52:28 PM
Oh and I'm surprised about the Wolfman makeup
by half vader
Mar 19th, 2008
06:53:28 PM
Uncle Albert...
by cornponious
Mar 19th, 2008
06:57:37 PM
was Scary Movie 2-4, Epic, Date, or Meet the Spartans funny?
by BMacSmith
Mar 19th, 2008
06:59:26 PM
Sombody call Penn and Teller!
by GQtaste
Mar 19th, 2008
07:27:52 PM
I dunno if this is any good . . .
by erikharrison
Mar 19th, 2008
07:36:50 PM
Coupon: the movie
by Magnum Opus
Mar 19th, 2008
07:50:19 PM
Inspector Gadget trailer --- most misleading trailer of all time
by Demode
Mar 19th, 2008
07:54:35 PM
We're overdue for a good spoof
by br1947
Mar 19th, 2008
08:13:18 PM
Penn's busy doing the cha-cha right now
by drewlicious
Mar 19th, 2008
08:14:51 PM
They need to make MOVIE PARODY MOVIE next
by Drath
Mar 19th, 2008
08:31:08 PM
I was also at the AMC Century City
by the podosphere
Mar 19th, 2008
08:33:25 PM
Let me prune this hedge right now...
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 19th, 2008
08:34:09 PM
I keep hearing good things...
by greenstyle92
Mar 19th, 2008
08:35:57 PM
Definitely Not A Plant
by slicer
Mar 19th, 2008
09:42:40 PM
Why does every spoof movie...
by Osmosis Jones
Mar 19th, 2008
09:55:58 PM
i'll still take the pass
by blonde redhead
Mar 19th, 2008
11:21:50 PM
micturatingbenjamin
by Bass Bastardson
Mar 19th, 2008
11:31:14 PM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's...
by Alonzo Mosely
Mar 19th, 2008
11:44:03 PM
Plant.
by Harry Weinstein
Mar 19th, 2008
11:47:26 PM
Plant calls plant a plant
by robertplant
Mar 20th, 2008
01:28:04 AM
word count= plant
by robertplant
Mar 20th, 2008
01:30:08 AM
Put a new record on, guys...
by SilentWar
Mar 20th, 2008
01:31:00 AM
What do Talkbackers think of "Not Another Teen Movie?"
by Hideo Kojima
Mar 20th, 2008
03:40:05 AM
PLANTMOVIE
by Knugen
Mar 20th, 2008
05:48:32 AM
'taking the events of recent superhero movies and putting his ow
by Jackie Boy
Mar 20th, 2008
08:09:29 AM
hah a
by redkamel
Mar 20th, 2008
11:39:05 AM
Three points...Because it was written so late....
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 20th, 2008
12:14:15 PM
Nobody that isn't a PLANT knows the writer of this thing.
by GrantChastain
Mar 20th, 2008
12:51:15 PM
How I Feel About Superhero Movie
by User EGO
Mar 20th, 2008
04:11:04 PM
Leslie Nielson already fucked himself...
by maxwell's hammer
Mar 21st, 2008
01:35:56 AM

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