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Harry exclaims, 'Sweet Father of Life - TUROK: SON OF STONE - Animated DVD is unbelievably fantastic!!!'

Hey folks - Harry here... Ya know... I really can't believe this. On Friday - I got sent 32 DVDs from all different companies to review. It was an unbelievable wave of materials that I was expected to get through - in addition to the regular pile of 6-9 dvds that arrive every day.

But one title jumped out at me... TUROK: SON OF STONE.





I was never a fan of the Valiant Comics reboot. I read the first 5 or so issues of it, but didn't get into it. I'm an old DELL comic TUROK reader. My father read them to me - I loved the idea of an Indian Dinosaur Fighter. It was just way cooler than just the typical prehistoric man... But when I flipped the box over - and I looked at the animation frames on the back... It looked like lame Saturday Morning Animation.

But dammit - I wanted to believe in this. They were basing it on the older comics - they got Adam Beach to be the voice of Turok. That's perfect.

So tonight - when I came home from the WEEKEND OF HORRORS - FANGORIA convention - I put all the screeners I got there into my pile... and I pulled out that Animated TUROK: SON OF STONE feature.

I honestly thought... I'll take it out in about 15 minutes.

I really did.

I put it in - and the WEINSTEIN COMPANY logo came up - and I thought... What the fuck? Why on Earth is this a Weinsten Company animated release - I picked up the DVD box again - saw that it had as one of the directors... Dan Riba, he's the guy behind a whole hell of a lot of the best episodes of the animated SUPERMAN, BATMAN BEYOND, JUSTICE LEAGUE and other episodes. Remember APOKOLIPS... NOW! two parter? Then there was Curt Geda - who directed the BATMAN BEYOND: RETURN OF THE JOKER video feature - and SUPERMAN: THE LAST SON OF KRYPTON. Then there was Frank Squillace - who hadn't really been anyone on my radar. But 2 out of 3 were looking pretty fucking sharp.

SO I settled back and watched.

It began with Turok as a teenager with his brother flirting with the girl of their desires - and there was this goofy chase and wrestling thing - and they get given the mission that whoever should return her totem that was swept down the river would get her. I'm rolling my eyes... until a hostile band of indians showed up - and suddenly the thing turns bloody fucking violent. I'm talking disemboweling and arms coming off and head wounds and I'm just sort of stunned - because the animation - while nicely designed... was very much Saturday Morning-esque. A few steps away from what I had hoped... but what it lacked in frames per second and effects animation... this thing made up in tone, character work, story and direction.

TUROK: SON OF STONE is an adult rendering of the classic 50s character. It is brutal, hardcore and graphic. Now - it skips copulating and juvenile sexual escapades (dammit) - but the story of mutual vengeance, tribal genocide and just the blood-letting and intensity of the violence was jaw-dropping because... man, I can't think of the last time blood flowed this freely in this style animation.

It was like Filmation with the balls to grow the fuck up.

A lot of Native American vocal talent went into this - and that attention to detail is welcomed here. Yet they're not talking like dumbed down White man parody characters. These characters have souls and histories and their respect intact.

The ENTIRE TIME I'M WATCHING THIS - I'm dreaming of a live-action version of this. Perhaps the Weinsteins are testing the grounds with this Animated telling. Maybe they're hoping to see a demonstration of an audience. Maybe, just maybe they'll show this to Robert Rodriguez and get him to make a film version as hard and four times as badass as this. If not Robert - I'd wet dream about Michael Mann... but he's never demonstrated he has the interest in fun stuff like dinosaurs. But gaddamn man... I dare you to watch this and not dream of a spectacularly large scale version of this.

I can't wait to show this to ol Father Geek tomorrow. And then next weekend... to my nephew. This is the sort of thing every good boy should see. Indians versus Dinosaurs... with their blood mingling in an unknown river of violence in a forgotten valley never seen or found by modern man! This is where Turok hunts, this cartoon has the spirit which Turok fought with. I'm so jazzed. Way to go - Everyone Responsible!!!






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by crazy4dragons13
Jan 21st, 2008
12:52:17 AM
Not Bad. Not Bad At All
by lovecraftian
Jan 21st, 2008
01:15:53 AM
Trailer on YouTube.
by gotilk
Jan 21st, 2008
01:18:38 AM
You know, the animation...
by gotilk
Jan 21st, 2008
01:25:47 AM
Where is Transformers:The Movie 2 (animated)??
by GibsonUSA
Jan 21st, 2008
01:37:07 AM
You know what is good?
by micturatingbenjamin
Jan 21st, 2008
01:38:23 AM
I will only buy this if it has the He-Man "Filmation" intro.
by GibsonUSA
Jan 21st, 2008
01:40:56 AM
Turok 2: Seeds of Evil was a badass game
by Han Cholo
Jan 21st, 2008
01:43:13 AM
Yeah Turok 2 was awesome.
by GibsonUSA
Jan 21st, 2008
01:49:37 AM
honestly?
by OptimusCrime
Jan 21st, 2008
02:13:16 AM
This weekend, RAMBO hits screens
by irc-Hollywood
Jan 21st, 2008
02:19:44 AM
My God this looks like crap.
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 21st, 2008
02:20:27 AM
Looks cool. When will it be availably to buy?
by Amadeo Zeller
Jan 21st, 2008
02:23:49 AM
The new game...
by Henry Fool
Jan 21st, 2008
02:24:34 AM
Oooops *Available*
by Amadeo Zeller
Jan 21st, 2008
02:25:14 AM
optimus crime
by HEADGEEK
Jan 21st, 2008
02:32:59 AM
So, now we love everything?
by Kragmose
Jan 21st, 2008
02:55:29 AM
Great...but where's Mori's Cloverfield review
by Kirbymanly
Jan 21st, 2008
03:37:29 AM
yeh yeh
by quantize
Jan 21st, 2008
03:48:05 AM
What are you kidding me?
by kungfuhustler84
Jan 21st, 2008
04:49:02 AM
I'd like to see more of this kind of stuff here-
by sonnyfern
Jan 21st, 2008
05:10:46 AM
I'd like to see more of this kind of stuff here-
by sonnyfern
Jan 21st, 2008
05:10:51 AM
Wouldn't get my hopes up, Henry Fool
by vikingkitty
Jan 21st, 2008
05:46:51 AM
Meh
by Yeti
Jan 21st, 2008
06:00:07 AM
Harry is a shill
by Internet Thug
Jan 21st, 2008
06:28:26 AM
needs some danny trejo!
by ironic_name
Jan 21st, 2008
07:14:55 AM
Plant!
by idonotseekabanning
Jan 21st, 2008
07:16:01 AM
Turok...is kinda like Rambo with Dinosausrs. Cool!!!
by JDanielP
Jan 21st, 2008
07:16:03 AM
This reminds me of the old Steppenwolf game...
by PROF IKAMONO
Jan 21st, 2008
07:17:14 AM
A live action Turok would be great
by grampageezer
Jan 21st, 2008
07:37:54 AM
This reminds me of that old DELL comic book series . . .
by idonotseekabanning
Jan 21st, 2008
07:39:18 AM
Why not let the same guy direct live action?...
by FlickaPoo
Jan 21st, 2008
07:42:19 AM
Bring on X-O Manowar!
by teethgnasher
Jan 21st, 2008
07:43:06 AM
Turok rules, I am stupid
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jan 21st, 2008
07:48:43 AM
An All-Native American SciFi/Fantasy would rock
by zinc_chameleon
Jan 21st, 2008
07:59:05 AM
I doubt Turok votes Green.
by idonotseekabanning
Jan 21st, 2008
08:03:51 AM
idonotseekabanning, yeah dude
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jan 21st, 2008
08:08:09 AM
I'm Suspicious
by A-COD
Jan 21st, 2008
08:19:18 AM
On The Subject Of New Animated DTV...
by Prague23
Jan 21st, 2008
09:07:25 AM
Loved the games
by BetaSword
Jan 21st, 2008
09:35:23 AM
I sent you a review on Turok in November '07.
by Uncapie
Jan 21st, 2008
09:48:16 AM
I'm waiting for the BRAVESTARR live-action flick...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jan 21st, 2008
10:03:50 AM
PS3 and XBox 360
by Kingdaddy
Jan 21st, 2008
10:22:00 AM
The Marvel Avengers and Iron Man animated were crap.
by rbatty024
Jan 21st, 2008
10:31:57 AM
Hellboy: Animated raised the bar
by HudLives
Jan 21st, 2008
10:37:18 AM
From the Makers of "Turok: Son of a Bitch."
by Read and Shut Up
Jan 21st, 2008
10:46:46 AM
Smoke Signals with Dinosaurs
by Staldo
Jan 21st, 2008
10:56:16 AM
Turokalypse Now
by ArcadianDS
Jan 21st, 2008
10:58:52 AM
this is
by MacTard420
Jan 21st, 2008
10:59:58 AM
@staldo
by ArcadianDS
Jan 21st, 2008
11:00:22 AM
Turock the Boat, baby
by HudLives
Jan 21st, 2008
11:00:32 AM
We already have the Turok movie.
by ArcadianDS
Jan 21st, 2008
11:01:06 AM
OMG it doesn't look wooden at all hehe!
by Orionsangels
Jan 21st, 2008
11:15:35 AM
Mark Dacascos for TUROK
by IAmLegolas
Jan 21st, 2008
11:16:01 AM
Next up?
by Kid Z
Jan 21st, 2008
11:24:38 AM
Primal Rage: The Movie!
by Evil Lincoln
Jan 21st, 2008
11:28:22 AM
horrible animation
by jccalhoun
Jan 21st, 2008
12:45:17 PM
This doesn't do much for me.
by elharlock
Jan 21st, 2008
12:51:50 PM
you guys are true faggots to bash something because it's a carto
by troutpencil
Jan 21st, 2008
01:30:43 PM
troutpencil...
by Staldo
Jan 21st, 2008
02:27:55 PM
The problem with the animated movie.
by Uncapie
Jan 21st, 2008
02:46:02 PM
also, new game has nothing to do with comic
by Staldo
Jan 21st, 2008
02:53:00 PM
sweep
by mattforce7
Jan 21st, 2008
03:06:10 PM
Fire and Ice
by troutpencil
Jan 21st, 2008
03:50:17 PM
the first Turok game was a love-hate thing
by smackfu
Jan 21st, 2008
06:03:41 PM
Turok of the Hill People!
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 21st, 2008
09:32:36 PM
Hey Troutpencil
by A-COD
Jan 21st, 2008
10:01:33 PM
TomBodet...
by Uncapie
Jan 21st, 2008
10:44:02 PM
Played the new Turok game demo.
by Stalkeye
Jan 22nd, 2008
05:23:15 AM
TUROK and GOLDENEYE on the N64
by Big Dumb Ape
Jan 22nd, 2008
01:01:29 PM
There was obviously
by Bob Dobbs
Jan 23rd, 2008
08:34:48 AM
Ghostwholurks...
by Gym
Jan 25th, 2008
02:30:47 AM
New Turok Game
by acorvey25
Jan 25th, 2008
05:16:03 AM
Nifty blog entry on Turok
by kalel21
Jan 25th, 2008
11:02:11 AM
Okay, months later, like anyone is gonna read this
by enoodle123
May 16th, 2008
12:12:08 AM

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