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Professor Griffin says goodbye to the first horror host... Vampira...
The first REAL TV Horror Host has died. Vampira aka Maila Numri is gone.
A recipe for Vampira (as provided by Vampira herself):
2 oz. Theda Bara
(vamp, vamp)
2 oz. Morticia
(morbid Victorian)
3 oz. Norma Desmond
(Sunset Boulevard)
4 oz. Tallulah Bankhead
(the voice, dahling)
2 oz. Marilyn Monroe
(demons are a ghoul's best friend)
3 oz. Katherine Hepburn
(Victorian English)
2 oz. Bettie Davis
(mama, baby)
3 oz. Billie Burke
(dilettante)
3 oz. Marlene Dietrich
(singing voice)
8 oz. Bizarre pin-up
Add 3 lizard eggs, 2 mothballs and a glass eye from a pygmy. Shake
vigorously till steaming
She started here career as a model, actress and dancer in Hollywood, but her life was forever changed when she attended the Ball Caribe Masquerade Party in Hollywood in 1953. She attended dressed as a vampish character based on the Charles Addams drawing of Morticia from the New York Times. She beat out 2000 contestants in the costume contest and won first prize! She also won the attention of K- ABC channel 7 producer Hunt Stromberg Jr. He hired her to host the station's new late-night horror show, called what else? The Vampira Show!
The Horror Show premiered in 1954 and Vampira quickly got national attention. Fan clubs and magazine articles followed. Soon she was jet setting with Hollywood icons like James Dean and Marlon Brando. Unfortunately, she was fired from the studio after only just a year and a half. Why? Vampira claims she was blacklisted from Hollywood because she didn't cooperate with the Hollywood factory.
I'm not too sure what that means coming from a late-night TV Horror Hostess!.
There was an infamous Vampira tape that a good friend dupped for me in 2003 from the footage that HE got after joining the Creature Features group and securing the footage from a fan there (whew!) Originally in the possession of Dave (The Rocketer) Stevens, the TV footage is short but breathtaking.
To hear Vampira's voice! Never heard it before that tape. Very blue-blood, aristrocratic, and powerful. He body language...seductive yet creepy, (nothing wrong with that combo)and her humor....well, shall we say it is very appropriate for All Gallows Eve! (sorry, I was treading on Forry’s territory there)
I just wanted to say that seeing the footage, I'd have to say that Vampira DID have cause to sue Elvira. I mean, the opening, with the fog and candles and more importantly, that couch! It looked like the same one!
It has been said that Malia was on board Movie Macabre in the beginning and helped to develop it. But left after conflicts arose. I've also read that she was very difficult to work with. (Malia not Cassandra)
That tape footage is priceless, breathtaking and just plain fun. Oh, and as a special treat, Art Baker, the host of You Asked For It, introduces the footage in an old 'the history of channel 7' bit holding keys with faces emblazoned on them.
Great stuff.
RIP Vampira and thank you.
Prof. Griffin
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Reader Talkback
This place is a joke, by godhatesyou | Jan 11th, 2008 03:10:27 PM | Who? What? At least Elvira
lives on. by Heckles | Jan 11th, 2008 03:16:13 PM | Pathetic requiem...Plan 9
anyone? by Missing Dink | Jan 11th, 2008 03:23:27 PM | RIP Vampira... by JustinSane | Jan 11th, 2008 03:27:10 PM | Vampira was a True Icon... by PROF IKAMONO | Jan 11th, 2008 03:33:39 PM | I'd tittie fuck
Elvira..................... by crackerfarmboy | Jan 11th, 2008 03:34:10 PM | Had those conical '50s boobs by skimn | Jan 11th, 2008 03:51:17 PM | Sad day indeed by Frankenbastard | Jan 11th, 2008 03:59:49 PM | You've got the tape... by Pi-Rate | Jan 11th, 2008 04:27:25 PM | Charles Addams drew for The
New Yorker by Jewfro_Bodine | Jan 11th, 2008 04:28:23 PM | Sad day indeed, part two by roland13x | Jan 11th, 2008 04:46:44 PM | um, it's maila nurmi by blonde redhead | Jan 11th, 2008 05:14:12 PM | um, it's maila nurmi by blonde redhead | Jan 11th, 2008 05:14:26 PM | Love Vampira, Elvira not so
much by haggardatbest | Jan 11th, 2008 05:14:31 PM | Orson Welles gave Vampira the
clap! by Phenom | Jan 11th, 2008 05:15:23 PM | jeez by BadMrWonka | Jan 11th, 2008 05:16:15 PM | Orson Welles gave Vampira the
clap! by Phenom | Jan 11th, 2008 05:17:07 PM | Titfucked by darrenspool | Jan 11th, 2008 06:29:06 PM | I met her once by mojoman69 | Jan 11th, 2008 06:32:48 PM | You guys are fucking sick by Dr. Egon Spengler | Jan 11th, 2008 07:02:33 PM | Prufreed Pleez. by Spaceman Spliff | Jan 11th, 2008 07:03:33 PM | ABE VIGODA LAUGHS AT YOU ALL!! by thelordofhell | Jan 11th, 2008 07:34:54 PM | Bye Vampira by EvilGeek1 | Jan 11th, 2008 09:00:49 PM | YouTube it. PLEASE. by robogeek.com | Jan 11th, 2008 09:51:50 PM | was going to attack the
necrophilia jokes here... by PROF IKAMONO | Jan 11th, 2008 10:16:05 PM | was going to attack the
necrophilia jokes here... by PROF IKAMONO | Jan 11th, 2008 10:18:07 PM | damn double post by PROF IKAMONO | Jan 11th, 2008 10:18:52 PM | LANDAU: Look at those JUGS...! by Osmosis Jones | Jan 11th, 2008 10:19:21 PM | Come Lay Beside Me by Dataset | Jan 11th, 2008 11:11:05 PM | I thought she died in the
90's, still, RIP by ironic_name | Jan 12th, 2008 12:27:56 AM | Only in an AICN obit... by Alonzo Mosely | Jan 12th, 2008 12:32:31 AM | Was'nt there a song called
"Vampira" by Stalkeye | Jan 12th, 2008 01:29:00 AM | Bob Wilkins by Frankenbastard | Jan 12th, 2008 01:32:53 AM | Sad day indeed Pt 3 by Frankenbastard | Jan 12th, 2008 01:35:54 AM | "There's a really nice dentist
from Oxnard!" by hktelemacher | Jan 12th, 2008 02:16:26 AM | RIP... in a wobbly gravestone. by alucardvsdracula | Jan 12th, 2008 02:39:20 AM | Jack Kolby by Frankenbastard | Jan 12th, 2008 03:14:53 AM | Theda Bara = Arab Death by Prague23 | Jan 12th, 2008 05:53:57 AM | A sad loss... by Charlie & Tex | Jan 12th, 2008 05:56:33 AM | It is hard to mourn someone
you don't know by Grammaton Cleric Binks | Jan 12th, 2008 07:49:43 AM | She was The First Lady of
Horror Television... by Otter | Jan 12th, 2008 11:52:30 AM | Somebody needs to youtube that
tape to show the world. by Mike_D | Jan 12th, 2008 01:15:20 PM | woops, I guess they are in
youtube after all. by Mike_D | Jan 12th, 2008 01:52:59 PM | MandalorianSage... may I call
you Mandy? by PROF IKAMONO | Jan 12th, 2008 03:16:30 PM | What, you can't even post a
picture of her? by tonyd1411 | Jan 12th, 2008 05:35:17 PM | I miss the regional horror
hosts.... by conspiracy | Jan 13th, 2008 12:39:54 AM | Vampira the Movie by Blood T Cat | Jan 13th, 2008 08:47:28 AM | RIP Vampira by Knuckleduster | Jan 13th, 2008 11:54:50 AM | R.I.P. by TattooedBillionaire | Jan 13th, 2008 12:34:55 PM | Vampira Ghoul of My Dreams by Hollywoodranchmarket | Jan 13th, 2008 08:53:52 PM | saw the clip by ArcadianDS | Jan 14th, 2008 09:52:52 AM | "I think she's a honey." by Rev. Slappy | Jan 14th, 2008 11:41:02 AM | Sorry folks by ProfGriffin | Jan 15th, 2008 11:09:57 AM |
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