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Cameron Diaz's magic swirling underoos end up in Richard Kelly's BOX!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Now, I've read the script for Richard Kelly's THE BOX and it's strong. Really strong. If you're not familiar with the project, it's based on a Richard Matheson scripted episode of THE TWILIGHT ZONE about a box concealing a button. It is given to a couple that is told they will be paid life-changing money if they press the button, but with the knowledge that if the button is pressed then someone will die. The presser of the button will not know the person killed, but by pressing the button they are in fact killing someone.

Cameron Diaz has just joined the project, playing the wife of the couple given the box.

Kelly originally wrote it for Eli Roth to direct, but then Roth got caught up with HOSTEL 2 and CELL and left it for Kelly to direct once SOUTHLAND TALES was finally finished.

We're starting to see some press now talking about how audiences don't want R-rated horror anymore because 1408 did well and HOSTEL 2 didn't and I'd like to address this now. In the trade story announcing Diaz, they talk about how Kelly is aiming for a PG-13... Having read the script, it's pretty obvious that a PG-13 is the way to go. This story isn't dependent on gore or sex or language. I don't believe for a second that Kelly is afraid of the R, but I do think he sees that this story can be told PG-13 without losing any of the suspense he wants.

I think the rating has nothing or almost nothing to do with the recent performance of horror. I liked HOSTEL 2 and I liked 1408, but we haven't seen a horror movie like 1408 in a long while whereas the type of horror HOSTEL 2 is has been dominant in the genre for the last few years.

I don't think the horror audience wants tame horror, I think they want a better variety. I don't think I've ever met a horror fan that said, "Man... I'm tired of R-rated horror movies. Why can't we get more PG-13 stuff?"

All the press will just go away whenever the next R-rated horror movie comes out and sweeps up. Every time something fails it's always the death of whatever type of film that was and whenever something succeeds, it's always the beginning of a new trend. That's just how things are reported. Maybe you'll disagree, but I don't believe the audience only wants PG-13 horror.

But like I said above about Richard Kelly's script, I think he's making the movie he wants, a movie that can fit in a PG-13 rating, not paring it down because he's afraid of a harsher rating. On the whole, THE BOX is Kelly's most mainstream script. It still has his quirks, of course. His voice is clearly there, but I think it has a wider appeal than his previous work. Now if he can just get the final cut of SOUTHLAND TALES to come out...


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PG-13 or R do not matter.
by Man_of_Stool
Jun 29th, 2007
04:35:01 AM
This is the first time Roth's name has been mentioned.
by MaxTheSilent
Jun 29th, 2007
04:35:28 AM
Wasn't there a similar story in Palahniuk's Haunted?
by TheNorthlander
Jun 29th, 2007
04:39:18 AM
R Rated Horror
by NachoNegro
Jun 29th, 2007
04:43:48 AM
Call me crazy
by filmcoyote
Jun 29th, 2007
04:44:09 AM
And another thing...
by NachoNegro
Jun 29th, 2007
04:46:56 AM
What NO Mare Winningham??
by Redfive!
Jun 29th, 2007
04:48:50 AM
Where the hell is Southland Tales?
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jun 29th, 2007
04:50:40 AM
Horror doesn't need to be dumbed down like Hoste
by Doc_Strange
Jun 29th, 2007
05:08:27 AM
Kelly
by filmcoyote
Jun 29th, 2007
05:15:11 AM
phoenix
by Quint
Jun 29th, 2007
05:24:56 AM
"You opened it, we came..."
by Jackson Healy
Jun 29th, 2007
05:30:16 AM
2nd Indy IV production diary...
by F69
Jun 29th, 2007
05:35:51 AM
Whoops
by F69
Jun 29th, 2007
05:37:42 AM
Sony's releasing "Southland Tales" this March...
by FilmCritic3000
Jun 29th, 2007
05:44:12 AM
Was a good episode of TZ...
by Jinxo
Jun 29th, 2007
05:45:21 AM
Southlands is a total turkey says Empire
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Jun 29th, 2007
05:58:46 AM
So
by PacmanFever
Jun 29th, 2007
06:04:59 AM
Diaz...world class moron
by Kamala
Jun 29th, 2007
06:13:25 AM
Horror films suck lately because they aren't scary.
by Bronx Cheer
Jun 29th, 2007
06:46:12 AM
that is the dumbest thing I have ever read
by Lost Prophet
Jun 29th, 2007
06:46:21 AM
Well said, Quint
by The Grey Ghost
Jun 29th, 2007
06:51:08 AM
How do you make it 90 mins? SPOILER!
by theBigE
Jun 29th, 2007
07:16:43 AM
I wish they would stop doing 'R' rated Die Hards
by ATARI
Jun 29th, 2007
07:19:49 AM
I hear what you're saying Northlander
by the_outsider
Jun 29th, 2007
07:32:20 AM
What is so "magical" about Diaz's non-existant ass?
by Osmosis Jones
Jun 29th, 2007
07:37:30 AM
PG-13 vs R rating....
by apfrance
Jun 29th, 2007
07:40:59 AM
Good question, theBigE (not "The Box", though ... )
by squidman
Jun 29th, 2007
07:44:06 AM
Hostel: Part II didn't bomb.
by beastie
Jun 29th, 2007
07:47:25 AM
The idiocy of movie execs astounds me
by BizarroJerry
Jun 29th, 2007
07:54:17 AM
NachoNegro...
by Tourist
Jun 29th, 2007
08:04:55 AM
How's about if we press the button
by Lost Prophet
Jun 29th, 2007
08:06:39 AM
Hostel Part 2 didn't bomb because of the gore...
by Atticus Finch
Jun 29th, 2007
08:16:33 AM
sigh
by RockLobster800
Jun 29th, 2007
08:19:19 AM
sigh
by RockLobster800
Jun 29th, 2007
08:20:35 AM
I want to end up in HER box...
by AdrianVeidt
Jun 29th, 2007
08:25:59 AM
Pg13 Shining = no naked chick
by fried samurai
Jun 29th, 2007
08:39:43 AM
if you are waiting for Southland Tales...
by PVIII
Jun 29th, 2007
08:50:59 AM
R is the new NC-17
by performingmonkey
Jun 29th, 2007
08:55:21 AM
I'm so sick of ratings and this box office junx.
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
09:13:50 AM
Damn, bad news.
by jimmy_009
Jun 29th, 2007
09:14:24 AM
Palahniuk's Haunted
by DanDelion
Jun 29th, 2007
09:15:40 AM
fried samurai
by RockLobster800
Jun 29th, 2007
09:19:15 AM
fried samurai
by RockLobster800
Jun 29th, 2007
09:20:00 AM
I don't want to read Southland Tales comics
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jun 29th, 2007
09:25:01 AM
I thought Poltergeist and the Grudge were
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
09:37:33 AM
pg13 has ruined the industry
by Kloipy
Jun 29th, 2007
09:43:03 AM
After DOMINO I really do not want
by godoffireinhell
Jun 29th, 2007
09:47:40 AM
You make a fair point, Kloipy
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jun 29th, 2007
09:52:48 AM
Horror Fans and the PG-13 Rating
by godoffireinhell
Jun 29th, 2007
09:53:31 AM
Cameron "Mao Purse" Diaz
by Samuel Fulmer
Jun 29th, 2007
09:57:20 AM
I didn't like 1408.
by Barry Egan
Jun 29th, 2007
10:03:11 AM
Hostel 2's boming
by Barry Egan
Jun 29th, 2007
10:05:58 AM
Elmer Fudd
by Kamala
Jun 29th, 2007
10:05:59 AM
Donnie Darko + Complete failure = (should equal)
by sevadro
Jun 29th, 2007
10:08:07 AM
The Box is one of the best TZ episodes
by SympatheticDevil
Jun 29th, 2007
10:09:59 AM
Thought that a damn pigeon would peck Cusack's feet.
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
10:11:02 AM
So a PG-13 horror is automatically not worth?!y
by Lovecraftfan
Jun 29th, 2007
10:11:49 AM
anyone see the episode of Night Gallery
by Kloipy
Jun 29th, 2007
10:12:07 AM
*SPOILER* How you could stretch this to 90 minutes...
by redfang
Jun 29th, 2007
10:12:11 AM
Donnie darko is more like it. Hee hee.
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
10:13:18 AM
As Long as THE MIST isn't PG-13 in the end...
by abiggerboat
Jun 29th, 2007
10:13:32 AM
Night Gallery
by Kamala
Jun 29th, 2007
10:14:25 AM
gore+blood=lame
by DarthBakpao
Jun 29th, 2007
10:14:46 AM
You know what would be nice. Get rid of PG 13!
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
10:15:49 AM
The three best made for tv horror movies....
by Kamala
Jun 29th, 2007
10:16:57 AM
Hostel II more than doubled its money
by Kraken
Jun 29th, 2007
10:17:17 AM
TZ and Tales From the Crypt
by Kloipy
Jun 29th, 2007
10:19:51 AM
Harry's review of the SOUTHLAND TALES HD-DVD
by godoffireinhell
Jun 29th, 2007
10:20:41 AM
Nosferatu and Psycho are creepy horror films.
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
10:22:28 AM
Kraken
by Kloipy
Jun 29th, 2007
10:22:35 AM
this working
by Kloipy
Jun 29th, 2007
10:24:34 AM
Quint, when you say "horror fans", I think you're
by CreasyBear
Jun 29th, 2007
10:26:00 AM
...I think most would agree
by Rando Calrisian
Jun 29th, 2007
10:29:44 AM
I think the President is on to something
by Kloipy
Jun 29th, 2007
10:32:22 AM
Eli Roth ISN'T directing this vignette?
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 29th, 2007
10:37:26 AM
THIS WAS DONE ON TV ALREADY
by heinz sabbatino
Jun 29th, 2007
10:48:17 AM
"HOSTEL 2" LOST MONEY--BIG TIME!
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 29th, 2007
10:49:28 AM
Hostel 2 Will Do Just Fine...
by stlfilmwire
Jun 29th, 2007
10:51:49 AM
Richard Kelly is way overrated
by BobParr
Jun 29th, 2007
10:54:11 AM
The Changeling
by Kamala
Jun 29th, 2007
10:57:06 AM
Eli Roth is Tarrentino without the talent
by BobParr
Jun 29th, 2007
10:59:45 AM
*SPOILER* - The short story ending
by lovek
Jun 29th, 2007
11:22:50 AM
When you hear that lame "It'll make money on DVD"
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 29th, 2007
11:29:10 AM
Has it never occured to industry folk
by CherryValance
Jun 29th, 2007
11:31:32 AM
Enough with Hostel II already...
by TheHorror
Jun 29th, 2007
11:44:40 AM
Note to Hollywood: Stop casting Diaz!
by Lando Griffin
Jun 29th, 2007
11:48:08 AM
cherryvalance, has a point
by badboymason
Jun 29th, 2007
11:50:17 AM
Cameron Diaz is so lanky she reminds me...
by rbatty024
Jun 29th, 2007
11:51:23 AM
What's with all this Roth stuff?
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
11:55:38 AM
Roth and Miike
by Kloipy
Jun 29th, 2007
12:00:33 PM
Where are you hearing "$9 million"?
by beastie
Jun 29th, 2007
12:27:42 PM
Whoa,
by beastie
Jun 29th, 2007
12:29:10 PM
Diaz, Lohan...are you still there?
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 29th, 2007
12:31:34 PM
Hmmm... PG-13 vs R horror. Maybe the audience...
by mr.underwater
Jun 29th, 2007
12:32:57 PM
HOSTEL 2 dead; Roth, dead...
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 29th, 2007
12:45:00 PM
Phoenix, how can you know that...
by Lenny Nero
Jun 29th, 2007
12:48:47 PM
I remember that Twilight Zone adaptation of this...
by DarthCorleone
Jun 29th, 2007
12:50:31 PM
It's amazing how many film Miike has done.
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
12:53:09 PM
Smocking sounds sexy. =)
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
01:06:19 PM
Life Aquatic rated R
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
01:12:42 PM
tits=R people can not be this dumb!!!
by Kloipy
Jun 29th, 2007
01:18:41 PM
80's was boob central in PG
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
01:21:59 PM
Jodie Foster did the titty dance in Nell
by Kloipy
Jun 29th, 2007
01:28:24 PM
PG Boob
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
01:38:24 PM
the abyss
by Kloipy
Jun 29th, 2007
01:39:56 PM
A SPOILERISH question about button pushing...
by MisterE
Jun 29th, 2007
01:40:17 PM
Gee, MisterE...
by theBigE
Jun 29th, 2007
01:47:28 PM
The script
by maichi
Jun 29th, 2007
01:48:34 PM
Palahnuik DID tell you what was in the nightmare box!
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jun 29th, 2007
02:00:46 PM
Jodie Foster has the sexual charisma of
by Kamala
Jun 29th, 2007
02:01:30 PM
PG13=ugly, no fun boobs, R=fun enjoyable boobs
by Toastie
Jun 29th, 2007
02:02:42 PM
Kamala
by Kloipy
Jun 29th, 2007
02:12:03 PM
PG-13: Boobs and Bogeymen
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 29th, 2007
02:19:58 PM
All these comments...
by deathstar73
Jun 29th, 2007
03:06:38 PM
Remember how blatant 80's boob used to be?
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 29th, 2007
03:09:53 PM
Let's give a big hand to the Brits for foiling the Fuck
by LaneMyersClassic
Jun 29th, 2007
04:09:10 PM
Button Button
by Brendan3
Jun 29th, 2007
04:42:40 PM
Kelly
by The Real MiraJeff
Jun 29th, 2007
04:43:52 PM
Richard Matheson is the man.
by krushjudgement
Jun 29th, 2007
04:56:35 PM
Ok so how many of you...
by Dr Lisa Cuddy
Jun 29th, 2007
05:20:13 PM
A CGI extravaganza of bullshit.
by TheNorthlander
Jun 29th, 2007
05:24:19 PM
the_outsider
by TheNorthlander
Jun 29th, 2007
05:27:41 PM
Speaking of 80's Twilight Zone turned into features
by TheNorthlander
Jun 29th, 2007
05:30:04 PM
to harry and crew ( and talkbackers with good memory)
by the_man_from_Rio
Jun 29th, 2007
05:31:21 PM
Harrison Ford and Shia Labeouf Indy 4 photos online!
by Forestal
Jun 29th, 2007
05:40:22 PM
Forestal
by TheNorthlander
Jun 29th, 2007
05:47:30 PM
The Box. The script.
by maichi
Jun 29th, 2007
06:10:14 PM
Rated R and Eli
by MrJJonz
Jun 29th, 2007
06:21:50 PM
chuck palahniuk
by ectocriminal
Jun 29th, 2007
07:04:50 PM
ectocriminal
by MrJJonz
Jun 29th, 2007
07:09:38 PM
I don't think 2 movies are indicative of the business
by messi
Jun 29th, 2007
07:10:11 PM
Gus Van Rant = kids chest bumping
by messi
Jun 29th, 2007
07:15:22 PM
Maybe Roth can take some of Chuck's classes?
by TheNorthlander
Jun 29th, 2007
07:24:37 PM
How about because the HOSTELs aren't scary?
by ImFixingtoDie
Jun 29th, 2007
07:52:10 PM
Those Underoos are probably.......
by BetaRayBill07
Jun 29th, 2007
07:52:16 PM
Hostel isn't scary
by MrJJonz
Jun 29th, 2007
08:08:25 PM
Palahniuk's Nightmare Box...
by REMcycle
Jun 29th, 2007
09:16:39 PM
1408 looks like a bore
by zooch
Jun 29th, 2007
09:46:35 PM
so southland tales...
by johnnysunshine
Jun 29th, 2007
10:30:02 PM
Trilogy of Terror and that Zuni doll freaked me out.
by Bronx Cheer
Jun 29th, 2007
10:30:06 PM
THE BOX SHOWED VENUS
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jun 29th, 2007
10:37:56 PM
REMcycle
by TheNorthlander
Jun 29th, 2007
11:31:41 PM
Here we go again....
by exie
Jun 30th, 2007
12:49:41 AM
Fair enough, Magi.
by Lenny Nero
Jun 30th, 2007
01:22:01 AM
New Animation Rules
by BirdMcMonster
Jun 30th, 2007
04:16:01 AM
I'm with Osmosis Jones
by liljuniorbrown
Jun 30th, 2007
12:10:22 PM
Out of ideas so they go rape old sci-fi shows
by Bong
Jun 30th, 2007
11:10:21 PM
Its Alive Baby > Zuni Doll
by Kamala
Jul 1st, 2007
08:56:18 AM
1408 was not a bore
by Kamala
Jul 1st, 2007
08:58:39 AM
Normally I avoid PG-13 horror like the plague...
by scrivener
Jul 1st, 2007
11:32:34 AM
Box
by Cobbio
Jul 1st, 2007
08:07:17 PM
Quint is right...
by JimmyLoneWolf
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:47:25 AM

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