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Scurvy SURVIVOR Substitute!!
CBS and Mark Burnett
Launch PIRATE MASTER!!

I am – Hercules!!


“Pirate Master” features 16 Americans out of their element, 33 days in a tropical setting, weekly eliminations and a million-dollar prize purse.

Just as “Starter Wife” doubtlessly seeks to fill the Thursday-night viewership vacuum left by the absence of fresh “Grey’s Anatomy” and “Ugly Betty,” so does the 13-episode “Pirate Master” - the latest from reality maven Mark Burnett - seek to mollify that demographic pining after Burnett’s “Survivor.”

Instead of a deserted beach, the contestants live aboard a 179-foot pirate ship as they use clues to find real gold worth real money. The “pirate master,” or last contestant standing, gets the grand booty of $500,000.

* Nine of the 16 prospective pirate masters are in their twenties;
* Five are in their thirties;
* The remaining two are in their forties.
* Two are bartenders.
* One is a male stripper/scientist.
* Eight are from California.

The cast:

Laurel Schmidt, 21, glass blower, Los Angeles;
Joy McElveen, 21, receptionist, West Columbia, S.C.;
Alexis Shubin, 26, publicist, Fountain Valley, Calif.;
Christa DeAngelo, 29, movie extra, Tamaqua, Pa.;
Nessa Nemir, 29, make-up artist, Berkeley, Calif.;
Jupiter Mendoza, 30, bartender, Los Angeles;
Cheryl Kosewicz, 35, deputy D.A., Reno, Nev.;
Kendra Guffey, 38, dive master, Los Angeles;

Ben Fagan, 23, musician, Charleston, S.C.;
John Lakness, 25, scientist/stripper, Carlisle, Mass.;
Azmyth Kaminski, 26, music producer, Los Angeles;
Sean Twomey, 27, bartender, Venice, Calif.;
J.D. Morton, 36, smokejumper, Fairbanks, Alaska;
Jay Hatkow, 37, auto parts salesman, Detroit;
Louie Frase, 43, marina owner, Fishing Creek, Md.; and
Christian Okoye, 45, ex-NFL player, Rancho Cucamonga, Calif.

Learn what they look like here.

8 p.m. Thursday. CBS.








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by deevil69
May 31st, 2007
01:35:19 AM
"The tribe has spoken" is now "Walk the plank, matey"
by Mullah Omar
May 31st, 2007
01:37:23 AM
stupid as Survivor
by Rupee88
May 31st, 2007
01:44:51 AM
The Real Pirates of the Caribbean
by Boondock Devil
May 31st, 2007
01:56:09 AM
I dunno
by mrbill67401
May 31st, 2007
02:22:53 AM
so do they get training on how to say "arrrrr"?
by newc0253
May 31st, 2007
02:45:10 AM
and shouldn't that be Pirate Lord, rather than Master?
by newc0253
May 31st, 2007
02:52:27 AM
Ninja Master vs Pirate Master
by Mullah Omar
May 31st, 2007
03:11:18 AM
So, you think you can Pirate.
by Napoleon Park
May 31st, 2007
03:18:57 AM
Nap, you forgot...
by Mullah Omar
May 31st, 2007
03:29:55 AM
Except, phoenixmagi....
by Blok Narpin
May 31st, 2007
03:29:57 AM
This missed the boat AND jumped the shark already . . .
by The Game Master
May 31st, 2007
04:05:25 AM
They did something similar to this in Ireland years ago
by Blarney-Man
May 31st, 2007
04:38:15 AM
I'm also a Stripper/Scientist, as well as Tinker/Tailor
by Flim Springfield
May 31st, 2007
06:12:20 AM
What, no Romber?
by CeeBeeUK
May 31st, 2007
06:17:57 AM
Scientest by Day Stripper by Night - does Roger
by Yeti
May 31st, 2007
06:19:31 AM
the Apostle:
by newc0253
May 31st, 2007
06:26:37 AM
Actually
by Falcon5768
May 31st, 2007
07:27:57 AM
Yaaarrrahhhh!!!
by indyjonez100
May 31st, 2007
07:33:07 AM
I'm a jizz mopper/phlebotomist...
by Bor
May 31st, 2007
08:54:18 AM
Christian Okoye!?
by keyserSOZE
May 31st, 2007
09:08:19 AM
The Nigerian Nightmare
by Bloo
May 31st, 2007
10:07:58 AM
Caution to parents - This show is rated
by cromulent
May 31st, 2007
10:12:53 AM
WTF is a "Pirate Master" anyway!?!?!
by StovetopStuffin'
May 31st, 2007
10:19:57 AM
Where's Rupert?!?!?!
by whoopdeedoo
May 31st, 2007
10:22:36 AM
Christian Okoye?
by Heckles
May 31st, 2007
10:37:03 AM
UGH...are we through this glut of reality TV yet?
by jimmy_009
May 31st, 2007
10:38:14 AM
Rum, sodomy and the lash
by NapoleonDynamite
May 31st, 2007
10:42:50 AM
Arrrrgghhhhhh
by BillyPilgrim
May 31st, 2007
10:49:32 AM
Christian Okoye! The Tecmo Bowl superstar!
by GrantChastain
May 31st, 2007
10:52:22 AM
Please, somebody run over Burnett
by Mister Man
May 31st, 2007
10:55:24 AM
Add the word "Butt" to the show title, and I'm there
by cromulent
May 31st, 2007
11:01:37 AM
So are they gonna rape and pillage villages?
by Mike_D
May 31st, 2007
11:23:24 AM
They should...
by ltgalloway
May 31st, 2007
11:39:00 AM
Can this really be considered 'reality tv' anymore?
by Richard Cranium
May 31st, 2007
12:08:31 PM
Napoleon: You forgot one tv show..
by rockgolf
May 31st, 2007
12:10:08 PM
This show looks AWFUL
by Sidius
May 31st, 2007
12:26:49 PM
Or as I like to call it, "On the Yacht"
by Big Jim
May 31st, 2007
12:54:49 PM
Sidius
by Bloo
May 31st, 2007
01:19:32 PM
Picton Castle
by CanCon
May 31st, 2007
01:40:36 PM
Dammit,Herc, the spelling bee talkback? Anyone? Anyone?
by Pennsy
May 31st, 2007
02:01:09 PM
Maybe if Keira Knightley was on this pirate ship...
by Pennsy
May 31st, 2007
02:03:14 PM
'warming', that is.
by Pennsy
May 31st, 2007
02:06:45 PM
Who Wants To Be a Buccaneer?
by The_Deathticle
May 31st, 2007
02:52:57 PM
Games are fun. Some games are fun to watch.
by Flim Springfield
May 31st, 2007
03:52:59 PM
How does one become a stripper/scientist?
by Novaman5000
May 31st, 2007
04:02:06 PM
Stripper/Scientist
by Big Jim
May 31st, 2007
04:06:46 PM
Wasn't there already a pirate themed reality show?
by Pops Freshemeyer
May 31st, 2007
04:36:19 PM
Please tell me y'all watch this shit
by ShallowGrave
May 31st, 2007
08:30:26 PM
ShallowGrave
by Hercules
May 31st, 2007
09:36:53 PM
This was so bad...
by ATARI
May 31st, 2007
09:45:27 PM
Yeah, well I'm an astronaut/whore...
by Billyeveryteen
May 31st, 2007
10:23:51 PM
Is this the movie with all the porn stars?
by mrtwig48
May 31st, 2007
10:35:32 PM
once Okoye is gone...
by keyserSOZE
May 31st, 2007
11:13:44 PM
Well, the scientist/stripper thing makes sense now...
by Flim Springfield
May 31st, 2007
11:23:30 PM
Oh, it's just about the high seas pirates
by Magical Jew Eyes
May 31st, 2007
11:26:14 PM
Scientistripper
by RokurGepta
Jun 1st, 2007
12:21:53 AM
I'm a fluffer/dentist
by INWOsuxRED
Jun 1st, 2007
12:28:53 AM
wow
by deevil69
Jun 1st, 2007
02:17:27 AM
Were the skeletons that were strewn about the landscape
by Pizza The Hut
Jun 1st, 2007
06:47:26 AM
New Survivor? Nope....
by DarthTarter
Jun 1st, 2007
07:48:45 AM
Buttpirate Assmaster
by Zarles
Jun 1st, 2007
07:50:11 AM
Shoot they voted off the best of the worst first
by cromulent
Jun 1st, 2007
08:05:20 AM
No worse than WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO?
by SpyGuy
Jun 1st, 2007
08:23:25 AM
ARRRRRRgh, Matey!
by Pizza The Hut
Jun 1st, 2007
09:12:18 AM
Pirates Vs. On The Lot
by bythehairofsanjaya
Jun 1st, 2007
11:36:12 AM
Who would have thought...
by ArcadianDS
Jun 1st, 2007
11:48:20 AM
Holy crap, that was entertaining in a train-wreck
by Big Jim
Jun 1st, 2007
01:08:18 PM
Treasure!
by radio1_mike
Jun 2nd, 2007
08:19:47 AM

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