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Capone Ogles An R-Rated Lindsay Lohan In GEORGIA RULES!!

Hey everyone, Capone in Chicago here.

Perhaps tired of playing it safe with his Princess Diaries films or a string of powerfully weak comedies, director Garry Marshall has turned his eye toward slightly more serious material with GEORGIA RULE, a story of three generations of women that can't stand each other, which sometimes makes it tough for us to stand them either. And before you start thinking you know how Marshall would probably tackle a film like this, you may want to reserve your judgment. This is a well-deserved R-rated endeavor (mostly for language and Lindsay Lohan's sexually aggressive Rachel character), and while Marshall finds it tough sometimes not to throw in the occasional one-liner, he tends to play things straight in this hit-and-miss effort.

Playing a character that most audience members will probably think is closest to the real her, Lohan tackles Rachel with a fiery, devious look in her eye, plenty of bronzer on her skin, cleavage so impressive it could probably stop a herd of buffalo in its tracks, and legs that seem to end somewhere around the moon. But her overtly sexual behavior is covering up a severely damaged girl, who had to deal with an alcoholic, verbally abusive mother Lilly (Felicity Huffman) and a stepfather (Cary Elwes) who may or may not have been having sex with her when she was 12. You see, Rachel also has a history of being a frequent and skilled liar about such subjects as drug and alcohol use, sex and all variety of rebellious behavior. In her summer before going to college, her parents decide to dump Rachel with her grandmother Georgia (Jane Fonda), who lives in Idaho.

Within minutes of entering the town where Georgia lives, she begins flirting (and then some) with the local men, including Harlan (Garrett Hedlund of Four Brothers) and the local veterinarian, Simon, played with down-home charm by Dermot Mulroney. I had assumed that GEORGIA RULE would be a heart-warming story of a bad girl turned good thanks to the quaint charms of the small town and the series of home-spun life lessons handed down by Grandma. But the script by Mark Andrus (LIFE AS A HOUSE and the adaptation of DIVINE SECRETS OF THE YA-YA SISTERHOOD) has something a little different and more complex in mind. One of the most frustrating aspects of the work is that the characters aren't people; they are more an amalgam of problems and emotion. One could argue that that's exactly what all people are, but the people in Georgia Rule wear their dysfunction like a badge of honor. And at times, they use it as an excuse to overact.

Huffman is the main offender here, with a steady stream of anger and waterworks, which operate separately and in tandem throughout the film. Lohan is surprisingly strong, and I still maintain that if she lives to see 30, she'll be one of the best actresses working. Aside from her undeniable physical attributes, she's extremely convincing as a young woman using sex more as a means of distancing herself from people and reality rather than bringing her closer to them. Her performance is unflinching, bordering on brave. And Fonda, well, she runs rings around her costars. Sure, she's got most of the jokes and moral platitudes, but she also has a sailor's mouth on her when she needs it. You'd think that a film by Garry Marshall set in a small town would features a host of colorful townsfolk to liven things up, and you'd be completely wrong. It's as if Marshall watched his old films and made a point not to repeat himself.

GEORGIA RULE is uneven at worst, but even its flaws are interesting to watch. And when it works, it can be quite moving, and not in a tear-jerking way but more in a "Wow, I can't believe she/he just said/did that" way. I can't entirely fault a film for trying to do something a little different, even when it doesn't always work. And while things more or less seem to end well for the women, there is certainly no guarantee that things will stay well off forever. Their work looking out for each other and themselves is just beginning. All jokes aside, Lohan should be making these kinds of movies -- the ones in which she plays a fully realized adult -- a lot more often. And let's hope that Mr. Marshall is showing signs of maturing at age 72. This film represents a step in a much-needed direction for both.

Capone







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Fire crotch?
by photoboy
May 14th, 2007
07:50:32 AM
Glowing reviews? Not for Georgia.
by nomihs
May 14th, 2007
07:52:31 AM
Does Lindsay get naked in this?
by DynamixRo
May 14th, 2007
07:53:31 AM
or not..
by nolan bautista
May 14th, 2007
07:53:46 AM
Lindsay Lohan playing a screwed-up sexpot?
by TheGhostWhoLurks
May 14th, 2007
07:55:11 AM
Its cool that she
by 9banned0.5furious
May 14th, 2007
08:01:32 AM
So is she nekkid or what?
by Abominable Snowcone
May 14th, 2007
08:43:16 AM
Garry Marshall should be shot
by Osmosis Jones
May 14th, 2007
08:54:19 AM
A Herd Of Buffalo just loves cleavage.
by Napoleon Park
May 14th, 2007
08:59:50 AM
so in other words...
by PotSmokinAlien
May 14th, 2007
09:11:45 AM
Everyone here knows they would
by performingmonkey
May 14th, 2007
09:12:49 AM
this flick seems
by IJUSTLIKEMOVIES
May 14th, 2007
09:16:16 AM
Treading Water
by Hispanic at the Disco
May 14th, 2007
09:44:50 AM
performingmonkey
by Abominable Snowcone
May 14th, 2007
09:51:18 AM
ATTN FELLAS: NO NUDITY
by Hispanic at the Disco
May 14th, 2007
10:00:34 AM
i wouldnt
by aestheticity
May 14th, 2007
10:08:57 AM
Lindsay Lohan Can Act
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
May 14th, 2007
10:29:11 AM
Spicy Crotch
by Hispanic at the Disco
May 14th, 2007
10:49:32 AM
Lindsay Lohan can act....like a drunken whore.
by Borgnine JR
May 14th, 2007
11:02:04 AM
...
by Hispanic at the Disco
May 14th, 2007
11:16:24 AM
I wouldn't fuck LiLo with a stolen dick
by DOGSOUP
May 14th, 2007
11:18:26 AM
sounds like a crappy version of 'Volver'
by Spandau Belly
May 14th, 2007
11:18:55 AM
this thing was weird
by babito78705
May 14th, 2007
11:32:56 AM
Saw a few production stills...
by Jakes Nel
May 14th, 2007
11:36:57 AM
Wow, that's not the movie they are advertising.
by Big Jim
May 14th, 2007
12:39:17 PM
This is Lohan's Gili
by MrCere
May 14th, 2007
01:13:33 PM
LL
by huggerorange
May 14th, 2007
02:49:33 PM
Undeniable physical attributes?
by xsi kal
May 14th, 2007
02:53:25 PM
i still think the hottest
by huggerorange
May 14th, 2007
02:57:59 PM
..
by huggerorange
May 14th, 2007
03:00:14 PM
Her 'knockers' should look good
by tailhook
May 14th, 2007
03:23:00 PM
Cool news?
by Deeez Nuuuts
May 14th, 2007
03:29:01 PM
some people are on crack acid and rat poison !
by kingoflight
May 14th, 2007
03:56:38 PM
news coverage
by huggerorange
May 14th, 2007
05:52:25 PM
This movie is a flop
by Yeti
May 14th, 2007
06:13:50 PM
I have undeniable physical attributes
by Spandau Belly
May 14th, 2007
06:29:49 PM
no boobs, no ticket, no rental
by reckni
May 14th, 2007
06:48:29 PM
How did Massa get out of reviewing this?
by CreasyBear
May 14th, 2007
08:09:52 PM
Well isn't that just goddamn wonderful !!!!
by b.shaker
May 14th, 2007
08:15:14 PM
So it's Black Snake Moan
by The Pusher
May 14th, 2007
08:20:29 PM
This flick is R rated to trick men into thinking
by Bronx Cheer
May 14th, 2007
08:48:26 PM
Riders of Lohan Unite
by DarfurOnTheRocks
May 14th, 2007
10:27:08 PM
"Brave is what the 300 did. That's fucking brave."
by PurityOfEssence
May 15th, 2007
01:27:17 AM
Lohan is a lucky actress
by MonkeyManReturns
May 15th, 2007
03:08:36 AM
Messi
by PurityOfEssence
May 15th, 2007
08:51:10 PM

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