I am – Hercules!!

How big of a huge fucking waste of tax dollars is the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency? Why am I paying so much money every April 15? There’s so much marijuana floating around out there that it has fostered an entire nightly block of stoner programming.

Adult Swim has just posted a half dozen of its pothead-friendly pilots. You can vote on which make you giggle most, and this might help the very sober executives at the Cartoon Network decide which they want to turn into series.

Some – the computer-animated “Drinky Crow Show” and the “Tron”-esque “Fat Guy Stuck in the Internet” – I found laugh-aloud funny, even in my marijuana-free state.

Others – like “Lowe Country,” a minidocumentary about the boorish voice artist Goerge Lowe (he used to provide the voice of Space Ghost and is now on staff at a Boston classic-rock radio station) – kinda made me want to never watch Cartoon Network again.

Watch all the pilots and express your pleasure or lack thereof here.