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Can the TRANSPORTER handle Frankenstein's ride for Paul WS Anderson?

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Ack!

I guess Jason Statham is reintroducing himself into the world of film. He did that shitty looking and unreleased Uwe Boll movie and now he's trying to claw back into passable films again. The next wrung of the ladder would be Paul WS Anderson and that's where he is now.

He's almost locked in to fill David Carradine's leather as Frankenstein in Anderson's remake of the Roger Corman cult classic DEATH RACE 2000, directed by the brilliant (and late) Paul Bartel.

I guess he's not a bad choice... I mean, he's already making modern day big budget Roger Corman-esque silly shit (CRANK, right?). And it could be an interesting remake, but I just can't get excited about a Paul WS Anderson version of this movie. No word on a rating, but I'm sure we stand a good chance of a watered down PG-13 version of this story. Ick.


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meh
by tristeele
Apr 23rd, 2007
02:16:21 AM
Second!!!
by wadi77
Apr 23rd, 2007
02:16:36 AM
Hey, I loved CRANK!
by Mike_D
Apr 23rd, 2007
02:24:21 AM
THIS YEAR"S DEATH RACE 2000 !!!
by Se7en
Apr 23rd, 2007
02:31:37 AM
PG-13? I doubt it
by ahdvd
Apr 23rd, 2007
02:51:39 AM
fuck anderson
by roccotheripper
Apr 23rd, 2007
02:55:32 AM
fuck anderson
by roccotheripper
Apr 23rd, 2007
02:58:18 AM
Poor Jason Statham, he deserves better
by photoboy
Apr 23rd, 2007
02:59:10 AM
Starscream Speaks!!!
by wadi77
Apr 23rd, 2007
03:14:56 AM
Crank was a fun popcorn movie.
by Breotan
Apr 23rd, 2007
03:24:12 AM
Can't really say anything bad about that casting
by Boondock Devil
Apr 23rd, 2007
03:33:28 AM
He has the taint of John Carpenter upon him!
by BannedOnTheRun
Apr 23rd, 2007
03:38:41 AM
Statham
by jasper Stillwell
Apr 23rd, 2007
03:52:37 AM
I like Statham, but not for Frankenstein, plus
by KillaKane
Apr 23rd, 2007
04:06:50 AM
Paul "World of Shit" Anderson....
by FilmCritic3000
Apr 23rd, 2007
04:28:06 AM
Just watched this for the first time this week
by readingwriter
Apr 23rd, 2007
04:46:20 AM
Statham could be the British Bruce Willis.
by CreasyBear
Apr 23rd, 2007
06:13:34 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Apr 23rd, 2007
06:43:00 AM
Transporter 3
by Spandau Belly
Apr 23rd, 2007
07:03:23 AM
It's spelled "rung" for crying out loud.
by Doctor_Sin
Apr 23rd, 2007
07:14:38 AM
Shawn Edwards says:
by Frijole
Apr 23rd, 2007
07:48:08 AM
What sunk Stathams career
by emeraldboy
Apr 23rd, 2007
08:35:29 AM
Snatch
by Chilli815
Apr 23rd, 2007
08:39:42 AM
Star Stories was great
by Lost Prophet
Apr 23rd, 2007
08:57:44 AM
this site needs to shut up...
by JacksonsPole
Apr 23rd, 2007
09:33:24 AM
Better than Tom Cruise.
by Anna Valerious
Apr 23rd, 2007
09:47:34 AM
Vin Diesel isn't gone OR forgotten
by CarmillaVonDoom
Apr 23rd, 2007
09:54:55 AM
just isn't the big market for "action stars" anymore
by Spandau Belly
Apr 23rd, 2007
10:19:32 AM
crank sucked
by skydog
Apr 23rd, 2007
10:39:46 AM
Is Vin Diesel..............
by liljuniorbrown
Apr 23rd, 2007
11:50:27 AM
Statham takes another one for the geeks
by palimpsest
Apr 23rd, 2007
12:17:08 PM
Big budget features out of former B-movies
by Bong
Apr 23rd, 2007
12:22:37 PM
Triple fuck
by Stuntcock Mike
Apr 23rd, 2007
12:30:51 PM
Fuck all you Statham haters...
by Harry Weinstein
Apr 23rd, 2007
12:42:38 PM
if it wasn't P "Wank Stain" Anderson directing
by Lost Prophet
Apr 23rd, 2007
12:55:35 PM
b-movie cult hit of past = big budget flop of future
by Spandau Belly
Apr 23rd, 2007
01:04:23 PM
OK, how tall was Bruce Lee?
by LaneMyersClassic
Apr 23rd, 2007
01:05:17 PM
I love Death Race. I also don't hate PWSAnd.
by modlight
Apr 23rd, 2007
01:06:10 PM
course he won't
by Lost Prophet
Apr 23rd, 2007
01:11:26 PM
CRANK owned my ass!
by Cyberfury
Apr 23rd, 2007
01:31:02 PM
Paul WS Anderson= Uwe Boll
by The Central Scrutinizer
Apr 23rd, 2007
02:02:50 PM
Spandau Belly
by Sly Fox
Apr 23rd, 2007
02:48:29 PM
He fucked Kelly Brook
by DirkD13"
Apr 23rd, 2007
03:10:44 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! !
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Apr 23rd, 2007
03:26:03 PM
Dropping loads all over shitty Paul WS Anderson films
by crackerfarmboy
Apr 23rd, 2007
03:31:04 PM
you've gotta be fucking kidding me cracker,
by Novaman5000
Apr 23rd, 2007
04:14:59 PM
Dropping loads all over Uwe Boll too...
by crackerfarmboy
Apr 23rd, 2007
04:27:10 PM
QUINT
by antonphd
Apr 23rd, 2007
04:35:27 PM
Jason Statham talks funny. But he seems nice.
by Bronx Cheer
Apr 23rd, 2007
09:51:49 PM
dude
by Quint
Apr 24th, 2007
07:02:31 AM
I am a Paul WS Anderson apologist.
by Frank Black
Apr 24th, 2007
11:03:03 AM
Frank Black
by Stuntcock Mike
Apr 24th, 2007
11:36:07 AM
dude
by antonphd
Apr 24th, 2007
12:48:12 PM
Hey Quint, it's not "the Sly role"...
by Dr. Frankenstein
Apr 24th, 2007
01:00:08 PM
CRANK did indeed suck ass
by RedEyeDistrict
Apr 24th, 2007
03:33:54 PM
Statham makes a great villain......
by Jimmy Jazz
Apr 24th, 2007
05:35:22 PM
The name "WS Anderson"...
by ScarranHalfBreed
Apr 25th, 2007
12:49:05 AM
Examples...
by ScarranHalfBreed
Apr 25th, 2007
12:53:43 AM
You have to hand it to Anderson...
by heywood jablomie
Apr 25th, 2007
01:15:56 AM
Michelle Rodriguez to Have Uwe Boll's Child!
by heywood jablomie
Apr 25th, 2007
01:17:46 AM

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