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Oh, God... already? Anna Nicole the biopic? Uh...

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. If you weren't sick enough of hearing about Anna Nicole Smith, now you can look forward to a biopic chronicling her life from age 17 all the way 'till her death... and a real deal one... well, meaning that's it's not a movie of the week or Lifetime channel flick... They're trying to make a real movie here.

Singer Willa Ford is locked in to play Smith...

Despite me thinking Smith was worthless as a person, I have to admit that her life... if it was a movie... would be something out of a Coen Bros. movie... maybe a lobotomized Coen Bros. movie, but you know what I mean.

Still, it'd take some amazing move like getting the Coens or some incredible director attached to get me to watch this.


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first to say
by masterbrocksamson
Apr 11th, 2007
12:49:20 AM
Her baby's dad
by Allfather Starr
Apr 11th, 2007
12:52:59 AM
Because someone has to say it
by Purgatori
Apr 11th, 2007
12:53:08 AM
besides a great set of knockers
by RonJeremyIrons
Apr 11th, 2007
12:54:23 AM
Trimspa: The Movie!
by thelivingdoll
Apr 11th, 2007
12:57:29 AM
I'm sure Oscar buzz will follow...
by Bong
Apr 11th, 2007
01:00:36 AM
Off-topic
by thethedew
Apr 11th, 2007
01:03:32 AM
The animation
by hidden_shallows
Apr 11th, 2007
01:07:24 AM
Well know I know what that Willa Ford chick looks like
by Alonzo Mosely
Apr 11th, 2007
01:10:14 AM
does this mean
by MoseSchrute
Apr 11th, 2007
01:16:22 AM
scratch that
by MoseSchrute
Apr 11th, 2007
01:18:41 AM
ummmm ...
by Lou C.
Apr 11th, 2007
01:22:59 AM
John Goodman as Fat Anna
by IForgotAbout19
Apr 11th, 2007
01:24:55 AM
it's a tv movie.
by BEARison Ford
Apr 11th, 2007
01:32:55 AM
Variety is reporting Shia Labeouf will be playing......
by Forestal
Apr 11th, 2007
01:34:41 AM
The anus is unremarkable
by playahatersball
Apr 11th, 2007
01:42:14 AM
No this is a good idea.
by TheNorthlander
Apr 11th, 2007
01:45:28 AM
Argh!
by MonkeyManReturns
Apr 11th, 2007
02:04:15 AM
Tara Reid..
by Redfive!
Apr 11th, 2007
02:07:22 AM
Too soon!
by Reelheed
Apr 11th, 2007
02:25:47 AM
If Anna Nicole's corpse still looked pretty decent...
by Delagoya
Apr 11th, 2007
02:28:03 AM
I've heard that...
by jimmy rabbitte
Apr 11th, 2007
02:28:31 AM
What I'd like to see is a Warren Jeffs movie
by LordMaker
Apr 11th, 2007
02:49:14 AM
The sooner the better
by kingoflight
Apr 11th, 2007
02:50:42 AM
Time to break into song.
by fluffybunnywhiskers
Apr 11th, 2007
03:10:03 AM
=sigh=
by jwardlow
Apr 11th, 2007
03:14:36 AM
Maybe....
by FUZZYWOOKIEE
Apr 11th, 2007
03:33:20 AM
that was fast
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Apr 11th, 2007
03:34:27 AM
I cared little for her in life, why start now ?
by RobinP
Apr 11th, 2007
03:37:59 AM
i agree with da geeza dat sed Goodman should play Anna
by council estate scumbag
Apr 11th, 2007
03:39:12 AM
should call the film STERN'S PUPPET
by Monkey_King
Apr 11th, 2007
03:44:21 AM
Peter Jackson for JLA!
by UltimaRex
Apr 11th, 2007
04:10:18 AM
Who Cares?
by Athanatos
Apr 11th, 2007
04:18:03 AM
An ugly mediocrity...
by Thomas Cromwell
Apr 11th, 2007
04:36:17 AM
She was a deluded, brainless idiot but.......
by knifeandfork
Apr 11th, 2007
04:42:39 AM
Tales from the Crypt presents:
by CuervoJones
Apr 11th, 2007
05:18:02 AM
But who's going to play Leslie Nielson?
by Gozu
Apr 11th, 2007
05:22:23 AM
TOO SOON!!
by Blarney-Man
Apr 11th, 2007
05:39:00 AM
Why can't they cast Wil Smith to play her? :(
by JackPumpkinhead
Apr 11th, 2007
05:39:39 AM
And this is off topic, but.... Uweeeeeeee!
by JackPumpkinhead
Apr 11th, 2007
05:57:18 AM
Next.
by Evil Chicken
Apr 11th, 2007
07:00:26 AM
Corpse Bride 2
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
07:05:17 AM
Goodman should play her. And Dom DeLuise should play
by kinghenryVIII
Apr 11th, 2007
07:10:30 AM
Somewhere, Moriarty is having a conniption fit...
by tonagan
Apr 11th, 2007
07:11:36 AM
Redneck Whore Fatass Dead
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
07:32:30 AM
it's like Vivaldi's four seasons
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
07:34:27 AM
Here's the things about Anna
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
07:39:28 AM
Anna was already in a Coen's movie . . .
by Nice Marmot
Apr 11th, 2007
07:51:57 AM
Smith was a nappy-headed ho
by Dr Gregory House
Apr 11th, 2007
07:52:54 AM
Wait till Tara Reid dies ....
by kinghenryVIII
Apr 11th, 2007
07:53:24 AM
tough act to follow
by BRUTICUS
Apr 11th, 2007
08:03:16 AM
Pixar should do this movie
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
08:18:00 AM
Shia's taint could make a cameo
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
08:21:16 AM
I saw pics of Kristie Swanson...
by zer0cool2k2
Apr 11th, 2007
08:42:25 AM
No way it's as good as her porn film
by chrth
Apr 11th, 2007
08:57:05 AM
This needs some class, where is Moriarty?
by Billyeveryteen
Apr 11th, 2007
09:07:38 AM
Anna just screamed class
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
09:11:08 AM
Someone call The Wachowski Brothers!
by Nate Champion
Apr 11th, 2007
09:12:40 AM
Wow, lots the hate...
by Childe Roland
Apr 11th, 2007
09:13:26 AM
Forget that...
by Anna Valerious
Apr 11th, 2007
09:16:00 AM
Roland
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
09:17:15 AM
She was the american lola Ferrai
by emeraldboy
Apr 11th, 2007
09:17:51 AM
It's a race between Anna and the Duke Lacrosse Players
by Triumph poops!
Apr 11th, 2007
09:19:42 AM
"Besides a great pair of knockers...
by ScarranHalfBreed
Apr 11th, 2007
09:22:42 AM
Bro's before Ho's : The Don Imus Story
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
09:22:50 AM
ANNA NICOLE FINALY REACHES GOAL WEIGHT
by gride9000
Apr 11th, 2007
09:39:21 AM
They were fake??? Everything I believed in
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
09:39:56 AM
I was a teenage cum dumpster! The Anna Nichole story
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
09:44:18 AM
Will her breasts be CGI?
by www.valiens.com
Apr 11th, 2007
10:00:02 AM
I just got off the phone with the CGI boobs
by Forestal
Apr 11th, 2007
10:01:35 AM
do a google image search for nudity
by Rupee88
Apr 11th, 2007
10:04:59 AM
It's a great story
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 11th, 2007
10:11:33 AM
Who or What will play Bobby Trendy?
by Knobules
Apr 11th, 2007
10:21:03 AM
THIS FILM WILL BE THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!!!
by Err
Apr 11th, 2007
10:26:05 AM
Willa Ford couldn't play Anna's left butt cheek!
by SympatheticDevil
Apr 11th, 2007
10:28:02 AM
Didn't the late Bob Fosse
by skimn
Apr 11th, 2007
10:37:05 AM
To Skimn...
by Err
Apr 11th, 2007
10:41:35 AM
This will only work...
by thecomedian
Apr 11th, 2007
10:42:30 AM
and you guys beat me to the Star 80 stuff already...
by thecomedian
Apr 11th, 2007
10:45:22 AM
This site needs help
by liljuniorbrown
Apr 11th, 2007
10:56:03 AM
Willa Ford?!
by NutsackMemories
Apr 11th, 2007
11:20:48 AM
Karma Shmara
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
11:24:24 AM
Sounds like an Entourage joke
by Big Bad Clone
Apr 11th, 2007
11:30:01 AM
Meh...
by hadez
Apr 11th, 2007
11:45:40 AM
I think the only thing that can be agreed upon
by skimn
Apr 11th, 2007
12:01:40 PM
Kloipy
by liljuniorbrown
Apr 11th, 2007
12:20:46 PM
She was a brilliant, wonderful, pop icon!
by jollysleeve
Apr 11th, 2007
12:30:51 PM
I miss Russ Meyer
by CuervoJones
Apr 11th, 2007
12:31:53 PM
who will play Entertainment Tonight's Pat O'Brien?
by HypeEndsHere
Apr 11th, 2007
12:33:58 PM
Man,
by jollysleeve
Apr 11th, 2007
12:34:09 PM
It'll be in dollar theaters 2 weeks after release
by Hamtaro_Hentai
Apr 11th, 2007
12:36:53 PM
liljuniorbrown
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
12:46:07 PM
Quickie bio-pic filmed 'between' April & May.
by Napoleon Park
Apr 11th, 2007
12:46:28 PM
Ummm...
by Tal111
Apr 11th, 2007
12:58:09 PM
Anna Nicole gotta eat!!!
by disfigurehead
Apr 11th, 2007
12:59:26 PM
Pat obrien will play pat obrien
by Mastashake
Apr 11th, 2007
01:05:19 PM
Kloipy and Lil
by skimn
Apr 11th, 2007
01:05:46 PM
unless they become zombies
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
01:07:24 PM
Too Soon for this...
by Wee Willie
Apr 11th, 2007
01:34:49 PM
HOLY SHIT!! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS
by HypeEndsHere
Apr 11th, 2007
01:41:48 PM
BSB
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
02:04:10 PM
I guess POOR dead prostitutes...
by samsquanch
Apr 11th, 2007
02:19:47 PM
You people kill me....
by screamster101
Apr 11th, 2007
02:28:26 PM
I know my name is Steven
by EdRyder
Apr 11th, 2007
02:29:33 PM
screamer
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
02:33:24 PM
Kloipy.. Um.. Yes?!?!
by screamster101
Apr 11th, 2007
02:36:29 PM
LOL where is your point?
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
02:40:53 PM
And also
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
02:43:01 PM
ROFL
by screamster101
Apr 11th, 2007
02:47:40 PM
Oh lord....
by screamster101
Apr 11th, 2007
02:50:40 PM
What band
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
02:54:02 PM
doesn't mean that they were wonderful people
by Kloipy
Apr 11th, 2007
02:55:26 PM
I'll tell u this much...
by screamster101
Apr 11th, 2007
02:59:45 PM
And how many subscription pills were found in her body?
by skimn
Apr 11th, 2007
03:00:43 PM
Sex object? So is the open end of a milk bottle!
by kinghenryVIII
Apr 11th, 2007
03:06:40 PM
Problem is...
by screamster101
Apr 11th, 2007
03:06:55 PM
Lindsay Lohan will bay sit on weekends.
by kinghenryVIII
Apr 11th, 2007
03:09:24 PM
I'm Surprised It Took This Long
by MarkoOhNo
Apr 11th, 2007
03:15:25 PM
I dn't understand what North America's fascination is
by Johnno
Apr 11th, 2007
03:18:55 PM
MarkOhNo
by skimn
Apr 11th, 2007
03:47:23 PM
Imus?!
by HypeEndsHere
Apr 11th, 2007
03:50:09 PM
Now she is dead....
by SeymourClearly
Apr 11th, 2007
03:52:52 PM
Junior + Screamster
by fluffybunnywhiskers
Apr 11th, 2007
03:56:08 PM
Shia says: Anna Nicole biopic is like WHOOOAAAH!
by finky089
Apr 11th, 2007
04:00:17 PM
ZombieSolutions and bringingsexyback
by liljuniorbrown
Apr 11th, 2007
04:28:52 PM
Anna Nicole's Rotten Carcass Gotta Eat!!!!
by crackerfarmboy
Apr 11th, 2007
04:34:29 PM
I know hate is here to stay
by liljuniorbrown
Apr 11th, 2007
04:38:35 PM
WTF? They Couldn't Get Robert Downey Jr. For This Too!
by SakeDickens2006
Apr 11th, 2007
05:58:52 PM
dig up her bones, they probably act better!
by CornsilkSW
Apr 11th, 2007
07:13:33 PM
The fact anyone cares is the real problem
by alienindisguise
Apr 11th, 2007
07:56:22 PM
I'm bathing in the love for her on this talkback.
by ScarranHalfBreed
Apr 12th, 2007
01:09:56 AM
My Favorite Memory of Anna Nicole
by MarkoOhNo
Apr 12th, 2007
01:21:17 AM
What really depresses me about this
by tie3456
Apr 12th, 2007
04:39:13 AM
had to leave yesterday
by Kloipy
Apr 12th, 2007
05:58:45 AM
Smith and Film
by Sit and Watch
Apr 12th, 2007
09:23:19 AM
Who gives a fucking shit about her life!
by Doomius 2.0
Apr 12th, 2007
12:00:48 PM
Hitler makes more money than YOU do.
by IForgotAbout19
Apr 12th, 2007
03:21:08 PM
How did we get to this point?
by mrmgp
Apr 12th, 2007
09:50:40 PM
Boy Screamster101, you have a point
by Beastmanseventy
Apr 12th, 2007
10:47:45 PM

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