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John August... The Screenwriter Of SHAZAM... Says ‘Old Things Suck’?

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

John August is a very smart guy, and a damn fine writer.

He’s also one of the few working A-list writers who makes himself readily available to people via his blog, something that only a handful of guys (Craig Mazin, Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, Josh Friedman) bother trying to do.

In his most recent blog entry, August demonstrates a solid working knowledge of Captain Marvel, and he offers up a well-considered primer of material he’s been reading as he preps for adapting the character to the bigscreen. So overall, I’m pleased as punch that he’s the guy writing SHAZAM! I would love to read William Goldman’s script sometime, but I’m sure August is going to produce something fascinating by the time he turns his script in.

But, boy howdy... the down side of having a blog is that sometimes you say something that’s just guaranteed to pee in the punchbowl of the exact audience you’re courting, and I’ve gotten a whoooooooole bunch of mail this weekend that would indicate that August did exactly that.

I’ll let “Valence” tell you what’s up:

Hey Harry,

Did you see this?

Here's the geek-baiting highlight...

"DC publishes hardcover anthologies that gather up decades' worth of Captain Marvel comics. If I were writing a dissertation on the evolution of the Captain Marvel character, these would be invaluable. But I'm not. So every time I read one of these, I'm struck with the same realization I encounter trying to watch The Honeymooners or a black-and-white movie: Wow. Old things suck.

Yes, I know that will piss off the vintage comics fans, who insist that the original incarnations are the purest forms of a character. But what you quickly realize is that old-time comic books were awkwardly written, crudely drawn, and bewilderingly inconsistent with their rules. They were making up the art form as they went along, and today's comic books are better for the accumulated wisdom.

Vintage fans are free to disagree. There's a vast but finite amount of comic books to last them through their days."

Let the people know.

Thanks,
Valence

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half true
by Shakes
Apr 8th, 2007
10:28:39 PM
You mean the Shazam movie might not be good?
by GrubStreeter
Apr 8th, 2007
10:30:38 PM
*sigh* - here we go...
by UnclePuppethead
Apr 8th, 2007
10:35:57 PM
I think he pretty much nailed it
by Hervoyel
Apr 8th, 2007
10:40:23 PM
And UnclePuppethead is totally correct
by Hervoyel
Apr 8th, 2007
10:43:41 PM
Abso-Fuckin'-Lutely
by IForgotAbout19
Apr 8th, 2007
10:46:07 PM
Shazam Movie Should = Harry Potter + Superman
by Flim Springfield
Apr 8th, 2007
11:06:03 PM
man I loved the Saturday morning show
by Sir Loin
Apr 8th, 2007
11:06:18 PM
anyone remember those $1.00 GIANT comic compendiums?
by Sir Loin
Apr 8th, 2007
11:08:14 PM
In the spirit of the character, not an EXACT replica
by superninja
Apr 8th, 2007
11:26:21 PM
Yeah, those ancient Greeks didn't even have
by superninja
Apr 8th, 2007
11:27:24 PM
Film Springfield
by superninja
Apr 8th, 2007
11:28:50 PM
UnclePuppetHead is spot on...
by BillyTheFish
Apr 8th, 2007
11:53:32 PM
Yeah, I agree there is nothing to modernize.
by superninja
Apr 8th, 2007
11:56:30 PM
And he is reading Judd Winnick as source material!
by superninja
Apr 8th, 2007
11:58:00 PM
Partly right
by MrD
Apr 9th, 2007
12:06:58 AM
Context is key - read August's entire(ly correct) post
by robogeek.com
Apr 9th, 2007
12:10:51 AM
as a hardcore comic fan, i gotta agree
by waggy
Apr 9th, 2007
12:10:58 AM
Bravo
by Playhouse
Apr 9th, 2007
12:12:00 AM
Captain Marvel as wish fulfillment
by MrD
Apr 9th, 2007
12:19:19 AM
Hmmm....is it really out of context?
by superninja
Apr 9th, 2007
12:22:56 AM
If you don't take the fun wish fulfillment route with
by superninja
Apr 9th, 2007
12:28:49 AM
Old comics were cool at the time
by Rupee88
Apr 9th, 2007
12:34:37 AM
They should do Miracleman instead
by Rupee88
Apr 9th, 2007
12:35:42 AM
Yeah, if only CITIZEN KANE and CASABLANCA were in color
by Triumph poops!
Apr 9th, 2007
12:49:55 AM
So if the John August script gets canned...
by Triumph poops!
Apr 9th, 2007
12:56:08 AM
I'm not as offended by the assertion that vintage...
by Demosthenes2
Apr 9th, 2007
01:28:53 AM
Not Everything Old Sucks...
by buster00
Apr 9th, 2007
01:32:37 AM
Its Wish Fulfillment at its Pureist....
by Lennard
Apr 9th, 2007
01:47:37 AM
Don't Make Marvel Modern
by Playhouse
Apr 9th, 2007
01:55:17 AM
The "geek" audience has never had any power
by comedian_x
Apr 9th, 2007
02:01:18 AM
Don't compare comics to film, there's no comparison...
by film_fanatic_in_the_original_b lack_and_white
Apr 9th, 2007
02:44:43 AM
Forget Shazam
by readingwriter
Apr 9th, 2007
02:49:16 AM
Old things reckon August sucks.
by RobinP
Apr 9th, 2007
03:06:15 AM
Hey, remember Big?
by Javeyjoe
Apr 9th, 2007
04:01:52 AM
A Capt Marvel movie could be very easy to get wrong.
by Reelheed
Apr 9th, 2007
05:01:46 AM
Just don’t miss the point of Captain Marvel!
by Negative Man
Apr 9th, 2007
05:09:53 AM
Heh
by TheRealMoriarty
Apr 9th, 2007
05:14:09 AM
DAMN!!! I have failed my own namesake!!!
by Negative Man
Apr 9th, 2007
06:02:49 AM
because all the modern shazam comics are so great....
by yeah i'm a jerk!
Apr 9th, 2007
06:38:41 AM
Negative Man, you can talk GL in ANY TB...
by Abin Sur
Apr 9th, 2007
07:15:41 AM
"Old stuff sucks" = Flaming Gotta Take A Shit Mask
by Doctor_Sin
Apr 9th, 2007
07:35:45 AM
Just because something is classic and influential...
by Sledge Hammer
Apr 9th, 2007
07:41:01 AM
Nail, meet head.
by isispop
Apr 9th, 2007
08:08:56 AM
Another writer who's smarter than the material...
by genro
Apr 9th, 2007
08:20:00 AM
DreamCasting Shazam.
by Napoleon Park
Apr 9th, 2007
08:22:31 AM
The Honeymooners is STILL funny
by BizarroJerry
Apr 9th, 2007
08:27:17 AM
Actually Robogeek...
by genro
Apr 9th, 2007
08:28:12 AM
This guy is so right!
by CaptainTripps
Apr 9th, 2007
08:30:56 AM
"inconsistent with their rules"
by BizarroJerry
Apr 9th, 2007
08:31:50 AM
Old stuff
by mjbok1
Apr 9th, 2007
08:39:10 AM
Yeh, that Magna Carta Sucks.
by Bash_Branigan
Apr 9th, 2007
08:52:21 AM
Bash
by mjbok1
Apr 9th, 2007
09:02:09 AM
The Honeymooners suck?!!?
by Kid Z
Apr 9th, 2007
09:04:03 AM
There's some truth to this. Cap. Marvel needs updating
by Chief Redcock
Apr 9th, 2007
09:10:07 AM
So wait
by DannyOcean01
Apr 9th, 2007
09:30:32 AM
Making Up Things As They Went Along???
by tHeGRinGoGenTiLE
Apr 9th, 2007
09:34:30 AM
Watchmen is over 20 years old...
by Double-Oh
Apr 9th, 2007
10:02:29 AM
buster00 asked which was better
by garofellatio
Apr 9th, 2007
10:37:00 AM
As long as he uses Smith's current Shazam tale...
by UltimaRex
Apr 9th, 2007
11:13:26 AM
Good God People
by TruPhan
Apr 9th, 2007
11:41:48 AM
why are people pissed at that?
by Charlie Murphy
Apr 9th, 2007
11:52:36 AM
August
by Cobbio
Apr 9th, 2007
12:06:56 PM
So his stuff will suck in say - 20 years?
by ebolamonkey
Apr 9th, 2007
12:19:59 PM
Damn you Capt. Marvel!!
by dundundles
Apr 9th, 2007
12:21:06 PM
WAIT...IS THAT THE MOVIE WITH SHAQ IN IT?
by MattyBoomStar
Apr 9th, 2007
12:39:26 PM
So CITIZEN KANE sucks?!?
by Circean6
Apr 9th, 2007
12:46:17 PM
So "black-and-white movies" suck?
by ODM
Apr 9th, 2007
12:46:37 PM
Olt Things Suck
by Alonzo Mosely
Apr 9th, 2007
12:46:49 PM
So... Modernized Captain Marvel?
by loodabagel
Apr 9th, 2007
12:49:32 PM
Old women suck old things
by paralyser-pro
Apr 9th, 2007
01:03:23 PM
Honeymooners is funny like Schindler's List's a musical
by s00p3rm4n
Apr 9th, 2007
01:06:56 PM
So we're gonna get...
by Kid Z
Apr 9th, 2007
01:25:28 PM
As a reader of August's blog....
by Dasher
Apr 9th, 2007
01:42:33 PM
Negative Man: Great post. & Bash_Branigan:
by chrth
Apr 9th, 2007
02:16:07 PM
"the more you put into something that sucks,
by chrth
Apr 9th, 2007
03:42:08 PM
I don't want a Capt. Marvel family movie
by Norm3
Apr 9th, 2007
04:37:49 PM
Superhero movies should be heavily influenced by the
by superninja
Apr 9th, 2007
04:40:20 PM
cooky, I think that's a great point. Usually when
by superninja
Apr 9th, 2007
05:22:49 PM
I'm more concerned that he is recommending
by superninja
Apr 9th, 2007
05:25:35 PM
More respect does need
by pjdon
Apr 9th, 2007
05:48:00 PM
"Old stuff sucks"? Way to pander, asshole!
by Krinkle
Apr 9th, 2007
05:58:37 PM
THE HONEYMOONERS is one of the best TV shows ever
by Krinkle
Apr 9th, 2007
05:59:31 PM
As long as they have the talking tiger........
by Jimmy Jazz
Apr 9th, 2007
07:28:04 PM
Wait...So the 3 Stooges and the Marx Brothers suck now?
by SpyGuy
Apr 9th, 2007
10:25:46 PM
Somewhere, Hollywood's massive cock is being sucked
by Doctor_Sin
Apr 9th, 2007
10:31:10 PM
I watched SHAZAM as a child! This is great news :)
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Apr 9th, 2007
10:47:18 PM
_Of course_ it will be a comedy.
by Napoleon Park
Apr 10th, 2007
01:03:37 AM
You know why August's SHAZAM will suck?
by Triumph poops!
Apr 10th, 2007
03:45:32 AM
Umm, he had a point and Citizen Kane sucked.
by Judas Remains
Apr 11th, 2007
12:38:25 AM
Old Things and New Things suck..but
by Jon E Cin
Apr 11th, 2007
03:22:07 AM
Oh, big wall o' text.
by Judas Remains
Apr 11th, 2007
06:11:14 PM

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