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Oh, My God! Emma Watson’s Leaving HARRY PO... What? She’s Not? And Neither Are Grint Or Radcliffe?!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

Our long national nightmare comes to a close as Warner Bros. finally announced today that Emma Watson has indeed signed to play Hermione Granger in the final two HARRY POTTER films. Creepy forty year old men nationwide are finally able to dry their fat tears off their fat cheeks and get back to their regularly scheduled stalking and masturbation.

Here’s the story:

Ho guys,

Dan Radcliffe (Harry Potter), Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) and Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) will all reprise their roles for the final two Harry Potter films; Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. The announcement comes after numerous reports and speculation on the fate of the roles.

The press release is here.

This is great news for the series, which has been getting better and better with each new film. Allowing the three to keep their roles gives the series a continuity that is (to my knowledge) completely unique to Hollywood.

-Bean

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Hooray!
by KingKirby
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:33:17 PM
Hooray!
by KingKirby
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:34:45 PM
first/second/third
by fluffybunnywhiskers
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:35:15 PM
Peter Jackson for JLA!
by UltimaRex
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:36:22 PM
as the first real HP fan to post..
by filmicdrummer17
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:37:09 PM
Righteous Brother...
by TheRealMoriarty
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:42:52 PM
Like there was any doubt.
by CTU Mole
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:42:55 PM
Good news!
by kevred
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:43:03 PM
Yay, they saved a movie I won't bother to see!
by Mgmax
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:45:04 PM
She's not underage, Now.
by CTU Mole
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:45:09 PM
Keira Knightley signs to play in POTC 7, 8, 9
by Mgmax
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:46:02 PM
Does anyone else think that if we didn't already know
by CTU Mole
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:47:36 PM
Boy, I hope they're paying Watson a load of money.
by AnnoyYou
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:50:50 PM
Peter Jackson for JLA!
by UltimaRex
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:52:13 PM
they have not been getting better
by Bloo
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:52:57 PM
Er, she's not underage in Britain...
by AnnoyYou
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:54:02 PM
Emma's website
by Darth_Baltar
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:54:21 PM
A hint of misanthropy for the your people, mori?
by oceansized
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:56:00 PM
"Better and better"?
by LittleDudes
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:56:12 PM
They should replace her with Emily Watson
by tonagan
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:59:11 PM
I use my fat tears as a sexual lubricant.
by Cheeto
Mar 23rd, 2007
05:59:29 PM
mori's comment
by dtpena
Mar 23rd, 2007
06:05:38 PM
They Should Get Roman Polanski to Direct...
by tonagan
Mar 23rd, 2007
06:09:35 PM
Um...
by Lucasblows
Mar 23rd, 2007
06:26:57 PM
Aint It OLD News!!
by Kung Fu Hustler
Mar 23rd, 2007
06:30:31 PM
Baltar, what do you mean?
by jollysleeve
Mar 23rd, 2007
06:31:58 PM
Harry is 42?
by Durendal
Mar 23rd, 2007
06:35:32 PM
HARRY POTTER AND TO CATCH A PREDATOR
by Pound Sand
Mar 23rd, 2007
06:41:38 PM
creepy 40 year olds
by Mr_X
Mar 23rd, 2007
06:45:51 PM
legal
by rdsxfan8
Mar 23rd, 2007
06:53:16 PM
Psych !
by MattHooper
Mar 23rd, 2007
07:00:27 PM
rdsx
by MrJJonz
Mar 23rd, 2007
07:01:00 PM
And apparently she's 17
by MrJJonz
Mar 23rd, 2007
07:03:11 PM
QUOTE
by Ray Gamma
Mar 23rd, 2007
07:36:45 PM
"some BBC made for TV director"
by newc0253
Mar 23rd, 2007
07:48:22 PM
Hey TheRealMoriarty...
by LargoJr
Mar 23rd, 2007
07:48:37 PM
Darth Baltar
by SanityKaos
Mar 23rd, 2007
07:53:41 PM
Eli Roth a 40 year old creepy stalker?
by ZupDog
Mar 23rd, 2007
07:54:57 PM
Meh
by Paul T. Ryan
Mar 23rd, 2007
07:55:22 PM
The REAL question ...
by livrule
Mar 23rd, 2007
08:05:05 PM
I need to apologize--newc0253
by Bloo
Mar 23rd, 2007
08:29:08 PM
One thing I hope won't return in the new movies
by themikejonas
Mar 23rd, 2007
08:30:40 PM
I think most, if not all actresses have stalkers
by CarmillaVonDoom
Mar 23rd, 2007
08:39:15 PM
Only the last two films are good.
by superninja
Mar 23rd, 2007
09:59:24 PM
This is a very young girl and the only thing you
by superninja
Mar 23rd, 2007
10:02:23 PM
When did this get into some sexual shite..
by bongo123
Mar 23rd, 2007
10:15:26 PM
Let Larry Clark direct those
by dtpena
Mar 23rd, 2007
10:44:37 PM
It is also fair to criticize young girls who
by superninja
Mar 23rd, 2007
11:12:04 PM
Actually 18 and over is only really for porn
by Aphex Twin
Mar 23rd, 2007
11:19:41 PM
NETALIA TENA AS TONKS IS THE SEX
by DOGSOUP
Mar 24th, 2007
12:53:33 AM
I'm even worse.
by Daddylonghead
Mar 24th, 2007
12:59:58 AM
She's gonna be hot
by BradleyStar
Mar 24th, 2007
01:03:32 AM
awesome
by porkchop_Xpress
Mar 24th, 2007
01:33:15 AM
Mori couldn't be referencing anyone WE know...
by KCMOSHer
Mar 24th, 2007
01:46:12 AM
FUCK YOU MCMLXXVI
by Seph_J
Mar 24th, 2007
03:37:09 AM
It's different when Harry does it
by Daddylonghead
Mar 24th, 2007
03:45:47 AM
you know why i love mori's talkbacks?
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Mar 24th, 2007
04:17:07 AM
Are these Mori rants leading up to an April Fools Joke?
by tonagan
Mar 24th, 2007
06:29:03 AM
Continuity (NON JAILBAIT issue)
by ROBE
Mar 24th, 2007
07:03:20 AM
It doesn't matter
by feckdrinkarse
Mar 24th, 2007
08:39:13 AM
I wonder if we'll ever actually GET an OOTTP review
by Frijole
Mar 24th, 2007
09:53:46 AM
Is this really newsworthy?
by council estate scumbag
Mar 24th, 2007
12:17:57 PM
the 40 year old nonce line was funny tho
by council estate scumbag
Mar 24th, 2007
01:20:10 PM
Harry
by clifyt
Mar 24th, 2007
01:25:15 PM
Kind of Off Topic...
by beckuary
Mar 24th, 2007
01:25:56 PM
If it's wierd that older guys are going for Emma...
by Playkins
Mar 24th, 2007
01:45:36 PM
Emma "I love it when you pump gunk in my ass!" Watson
by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies
Mar 24th, 2007
02:22:21 PM
Roman Polanski...
by purplemonkeydw
Mar 24th, 2007
02:27:25 PM
I'm not forty!
by HEADGEEK
Mar 24th, 2007
03:19:38 PM
ROBE's comment on CUARON breaking continuity.
by wackybantha
Mar 24th, 2007
03:33:50 PM
Emily?
by TheRealMoriarty
Mar 24th, 2007
03:35:45 PM
HARRY, RE: Those comments on HEROES' Hayden Panawhateva
by wackybantha
Mar 24th, 2007
03:38:08 PM
NEWSFLASH!!!
by wackybantha
Mar 24th, 2007
03:40:15 PM
wackybantha
by Ribbons
Mar 24th, 2007
04:43:22 PM
Do you think Mori's original TB post....
by Alonzo Mosely
Mar 24th, 2007
05:32:29 PM
THANKS RIBBONS!!!
by wackybantha
Mar 24th, 2007
05:33:32 PM
But Alonzo...how would you know???
by CarmillaVonDoom
Mar 24th, 2007
06:11:26 PM
Roger Moore played a Character 7 Times
by Rikrik the White
Mar 24th, 2007
06:33:29 PM
I hope Cuaron does NOT return
by Daddylonghead
Mar 24th, 2007
06:49:37 PM
She's done very well,as she's getting 4 million a film
by TJ50
Mar 24th, 2007
07:07:51 PM
I agree TJ50
by Daddylonghead
Mar 24th, 2007
09:20:30 PM
from 40 y/o guy who would do her
by Stimpson J Cat
Mar 24th, 2007
09:29:59 PM
Alfonso Cuaron
by SylarTheCylon
Mar 24th, 2007
09:49:09 PM
I'm a 34 year old guy who honestly wouldn't,
by samsquanch
Mar 25th, 2007
12:52:56 AM
William Powell, Myna Loy, George Sanders...
by Uncapie
Mar 25th, 2007
10:16:45 AM
She's 16, but she bangs like she's 20 ...
by Itchy
Mar 25th, 2007
10:43:52 AM
It was just a negotiation ploy
by Rupee88
Mar 25th, 2007
11:52:52 AM
you guys are all sick
by council estate scumbag
Mar 25th, 2007
01:17:54 PM
never read a potter book or seen a movie
by BadMrWonka
Mar 25th, 2007
01:41:56 PM
Emma Watson looks like The Joker
by grievenom
Mar 25th, 2007
02:24:12 PM
you're all fukked
by Frijole
Mar 25th, 2007
03:48:40 PM
Dudes, this is the UK
by Atomic.Lobster
Mar 25th, 2007
06:09:36 PM
good point Atomic.Lobster
by council estate scumbag
Mar 26th, 2007
03:07:51 AM
I'm 30 and I perfer the older ladies
by DigitalDong
Mar 26th, 2007
08:28:58 AM
Like she was really ever going to leave the series.
by ExcaliburFfolkes
Mar 26th, 2007
08:33:47 AM
Excellent point as usual, ROBE.
by ExcaliburFfolkes
Mar 26th, 2007
09:01:11 AM

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