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R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith

Hey folks, Harry here... This is a difficult obit to write. Not because I was a great admirer of Anna Nicole Smith, but because it is nigh impossible to discuss her life without reflecting upon the cult of personality that America's Media has become.

I can't say that I didn't notice her in THE HUDSUCKER PROXY. She was kinda hard to miss. In a different era - one where the desire to fill all 1000 cable network channels with an endless variety of PEEK-A-BOO theater, there would have been a place for the voluptuous Anna Nicole Smith. In figure and form she struck me as a callback to the shapely celluloid goddesses like Jayne Mansfield or Mamie Van Doren.

But in theaters - Anna was never groomed by a studio to take advantage of her va-va-va-boom figure to become the visual metaphor for great comedians to play off of.

Instead - her personal life became the foundation for her notoriety. Her lawsuits and tabloid play. She became a slow-motion trainwreck upon reality television. Nothing particularly harmful - but there was always something scary about her media attention.

When tragedy hit and took her Son, the frightening way that shows like ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT flocked to her - collecting every tearful moment - it turned my stomach. It is times like those that common decency would tell you TO PUT THE CAMERA AWAY. Yet there it was.

Could Anna Nicole Smith have had a serious career in film?

Not in this period. Studios don't craft and cradle the fragile emotional starlets as they used to. Even in the "good ol days" - the studios ate em up and spit em out. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

In the last month of her life - the jackals pounced. And I fear - she's left a daughter and a legacy that might follow that kid for the rest of her life. Unless the media can do the one thing that it should have done years ago. Let go.

I don't believe Anna Nicole Smith was an untalented media whore as so many will claim. There was a charisma there. I just feel it was tapped in all the worst ways and exploited in the saddest way it could be. Not merely by the big bad media, but by Anna herself.

But for now, all that debate is meaningless, all that speculation about where it turned wrong... well it's waste. She died young and hounded by the media she had flirted with for a goodly portion of her life. I doubt her death will be any different, though I hope for her family and her daughter's sake... and our own sanity, that it just stop. A life has ended. Have the common decency to let her and hers... rest in peace.

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So....
by dancinggopher01
Feb 10th, 2007
03:20:40 PM
naked gun 33 1/3rd
by rdsxfan8
Feb 10th, 2007
03:23:52 PM
TRIMSPA BABY!!!
by My Ass Smells
Feb 10th, 2007
03:23:55 PM
Nice words, Harry.
by Pound Sand
Feb 10th, 2007
03:25:01 PM
Thank you for showing some class, Harry.
by El Scorcho
Feb 10th, 2007
03:25:21 PM
Can't say "Anna Nicole gotta eat trimspa or anything...
by halcyonseven
Feb 10th, 2007
03:25:36 PM
Thanks Harry.
by Billyeveryteen
Feb 10th, 2007
03:26:13 PM
"...notice her in THE HUDSUCKER PROXY..."
by Furor
Feb 10th, 2007
03:28:30 PM
Tragic
by shellfishh
Feb 10th, 2007
03:29:19 PM
Aaaaargh!
by Lawguy
Feb 10th, 2007
03:37:53 PM
Too late,the video of her being worked on by paramedics
by Bean_
Feb 10th, 2007
03:39:41 PM
The kid's the most important thing now, that she be
by Pennsy
Feb 10th, 2007
03:42:44 PM
Harry - a - hyphen - is not - required - after - every
by JackPumpkinhead
Feb 10th, 2007
03:45:23 PM
where's the obligatory bioflic?
by kafka07
Feb 10th, 2007
03:51:22 PM
But you gotta admit....
by Darth__Moa
Feb 10th, 2007
03:57:47 PM
I just got off the phone with Mori...
by Alonzo Mosely
Feb 10th, 2007
04:02:34 PM
Mariska Hargitay was Jayne Mansfield's Daughter...
by tonagan
Feb 10th, 2007
04:03:32 PM
Indy Collector
by damagedinc
Feb 10th, 2007
04:04:54 PM
Harry might say that....
by CarefulBen
Feb 10th, 2007
04:08:04 PM
3 Cheers, Harry; a perfect memorial.
by Daddylonghead
Feb 10th, 2007
04:10:27 PM
Thanks Harry.
by Cleyu
Feb 10th, 2007
04:17:17 PM
That was nice Harry.
by gorydon
Feb 10th, 2007
04:19:09 PM
In a related story...
by CatVutt
Feb 10th, 2007
04:25:35 PM
Don't want to harp on about Voltaire
by CarefulBen
Feb 10th, 2007
04:31:23 PM
Moriarty can get over it
by magnumopus
Feb 10th, 2007
04:31:41 PM
Nice
by EyeofPolyphemus
Feb 10th, 2007
04:34:25 PM
Harry has the class
by Loosejerk
Feb 10th, 2007
04:51:42 PM
HYPHEN - HYPHEN - HYPHEN - HYPHEN - HYPHEN -
by Riley Martin
Feb 10th, 2007
04:54:08 PM
She made that old man VERY happy before he died...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 10th, 2007
04:58:04 PM
they come in 3's
by rdsxfan8
Feb 10th, 2007
05:08:45 PM
It's a dash--not a hyphen
by scratcher
Feb 10th, 2007
05:12:50 PM
I just got off the phone with the CEO of TrimSpa
by Dr Gregory House
Feb 10th, 2007
05:16:49 PM
Dumb and Lucky
by Damer1
Feb 10th, 2007
05:22:58 PM
Well said, Harry
by pilotgrl
Feb 10th, 2007
05:31:53 PM
"She was like a candle in the wind...unreliable"
by Big Bad Clone
Feb 10th, 2007
05:35:59 PM
Anna Nicole Smith's life was an American story
by Daddylonghead
Feb 10th, 2007
05:40:18 PM
Paging Mr. Moriarti...
by thelivingdoll
Feb 10th, 2007
05:42:53 PM
All I hope...
by Kentucky Colonel
Feb 10th, 2007
05:52:56 PM
Moriarty's comments were fairly innocuous
by CarefulBen
Feb 10th, 2007
06:07:10 PM
Some are treating this as a "bad taste contest"...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 10th, 2007
06:17:48 PM
Distasteful
by LittleDudes
Feb 10th, 2007
06:22:06 PM
Sir Peter Alexander Ustinov
by Shan
Feb 10th, 2007
06:30:25 PM
Fair point LittleDudes and Mr, Forp
by CarefulBen
Feb 10th, 2007
06:31:12 PM
well said Harry
by PatPpatine
Feb 10th, 2007
06:33:53 PM
HOWARD K. STERN GOTTA EAT!
by Darth Kosher
Feb 10th, 2007
06:35:26 PM
ok THAT's pretty funny Gravy Leg
by CarefulBen
Feb 10th, 2007
06:37:00 PM
coroners "gotta eat" too
by rdsxfan8
Feb 10th, 2007
06:42:41 PM
Here's the question the media hasn't asked:
by chrth
Feb 10th, 2007
06:46:19 PM
This just proves the world has lost direction...
by Negative Man
Feb 10th, 2007
06:50:00 PM
Good job, Harry...
by FilmCritic3000
Feb 10th, 2007
06:50:27 PM
We need more worthless people dead.
by Logo Lou
Feb 10th, 2007
06:52:24 PM
Maybe watch it with the sound down, chrth?
by CarefulBen
Feb 10th, 2007
06:56:30 PM
I used to have a John Holmes movie on VHS
by CarefulBen
Feb 10th, 2007
06:59:49 PM
Prof.Ikam--er, "Onomaki Forp" ... I was thinking Holmes
by chrth
Feb 10th, 2007
07:00:49 PM
Whoops, used my Hiro power yet again
by chrth
Feb 10th, 2007
07:01:31 PM
Porn is a celebration of life...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 10th, 2007
07:04:45 PM
Onomaki: I think all of them still are, except
by chrth
Feb 10th, 2007
07:13:22 PM
Sir Peter Ustinov
by Shan
Feb 10th, 2007
07:21:52 PM
Be careful with the Traci Lords films...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 10th, 2007
07:22:40 PM
She was a gold digging whore.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Feb 10th, 2007
07:25:34 PM
ANNA NICOLE SMITH GOTTA EAT..(PILLS!!!)
by Hella
Feb 10th, 2007
07:25:43 PM
Out of respect for Ian Richardson...
by El Scorcho
Feb 10th, 2007
07:35:45 PM
no more jackin' to SKYSCRAPER
by captainCAPSLOCK
Feb 10th, 2007
07:39:05 PM
you can't have it two ways...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 10th, 2007
07:58:43 PM
Negative Man,now THAT was the perfect tribute.
by TORTURE PWN
Feb 10th, 2007
08:30:40 PM
Paris Hilton next?
by EyeofPolyphemus
Feb 10th, 2007
08:32:53 PM
Que?
by TheRealMoriarty
Feb 10th, 2007
08:35:21 PM
Paris Hilton
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 10th, 2007
08:36:25 PM
YTMND says it best
by blackwood
Feb 10th, 2007
08:38:24 PM
What'd you post, Drew?
by Freddie Mercury
Feb 10th, 2007
08:48:43 PM
And I thought you don't watch TV, Harry?
by Freddie Mercury
Feb 10th, 2007
08:49:24 PM
Negative Man...
by shellfishh
Feb 10th, 2007
08:55:16 PM
Now she's Anna Nicorpse Smith.
by s00p3rm4n
Feb 10th, 2007
09:01:14 PM
Negative Man sucks...
by JimmyLoneWolf
Feb 10th, 2007
09:04:05 PM
"The best movie experience of my life"
by raiden23
Feb 10th, 2007
09:05:00 PM
blackwood...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 10th, 2007
09:11:53 PM
AintItCoolHipocracy
by Trappergold
Feb 10th, 2007
09:12:10 PM
Thank you Forp
by Daddylonghead
Feb 10th, 2007
09:16:28 PM
Fat Drunk Whore Dead. Good.
by Neo Con Snake Plissken
Feb 10th, 2007
09:30:17 PM
Rest In Peace...
by TORTURE PWN
Feb 10th, 2007
09:48:13 PM
"untalented media whore", Sorry it's just true.
by Hervoyel
Feb 10th, 2007
09:59:31 PM
Harry, you should have just linked to this obit:
by Yack Backer
Feb 10th, 2007
10:05:40 PM
Oh and she had a huge cock in Naked Gun 33 & 1/3
by Yack Backer
Feb 10th, 2007
10:07:53 PM
It's funny...
by Freddie Mercury
Feb 10th, 2007
10:35:07 PM
Heh. Ironic...
by Nodwick
Feb 10th, 2007
10:37:04 PM
Moriarty
by Bramton1
Feb 10th, 2007
11:01:22 PM
so what?
by LangerhansIslets
Feb 10th, 2007
11:45:44 PM
Was she really a big lost to humanity?
by glodene
Feb 10th, 2007
11:57:27 PM
Mori is the true voice. Man, I love this place
by performingmonkey
Feb 11th, 2007
12:01:06 AM
I just hope the legal system
by glodene
Feb 11th, 2007
12:06:22 AM
You should never have sympathy
by LangerhansIslets
Feb 11th, 2007
12:17:21 AM
Ugh, terrible.
by superninja
Feb 11th, 2007
12:47:35 AM
Harry, I'm Chris Hansen of CNBC's Dateline...
by Uncle Stan
Feb 11th, 2007
01:10:17 AM
I remember first seeing her as the GUESS Jeans model
by Orionsangels
Feb 11th, 2007
01:36:11 AM
What did Moriarty say?
by nemesisdarkside
Feb 11th, 2007
01:47:05 AM
performingmonkey, you'd better be kidding
by tiredpm
Feb 11th, 2007
02:07:52 AM
I will miss your boobs Anna!
by J-Dizzle
Feb 11th, 2007
02:30:53 AM
RIP Anna
by Cartagia
Feb 11th, 2007
02:35:06 AM
"There was a charisma there." says the Bay-lover.
by Horseflesh
Feb 11th, 2007
02:47:11 AM
Horseflesh
by HEADGEEK
Feb 11th, 2007
03:03:01 AM
it never ceases to amaze me
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Feb 11th, 2007
03:12:32 AM
Only Charisma I want to See...
by glodene
Feb 11th, 2007
03:24:52 AM
NEWS FLASH!
by TORTURE PWN
Feb 11th, 2007
03:36:31 AM
My two cents
by Boba Fat
Feb 11th, 2007
03:59:01 AM
Harry's Most Restrained/articulate post ever
by DoogieHowitzer
Feb 11th, 2007
05:04:12 AM
Obligatory Ian Richardson post
by Det. John Kimble
Feb 11th, 2007
05:40:02 AM
Who gives a fuck?
by TheLastAngryMan
Feb 11th, 2007
05:55:08 AM
RIP Anna..
by Amy Chasing
Feb 11th, 2007
06:54:55 AM
This is all about media manipulation
by Mister Man
Feb 11th, 2007
07:17:10 AM
Nice Obit, Harry.
by Otter
Feb 11th, 2007
07:28:11 AM
My apologies to Mamie Van Doren
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 11th, 2007
07:29:15 AM
Jayne Mansfield died in 1967...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 11th, 2007
07:33:38 AM
"I'm hoping Dannielynn will follow the route of..."
by Mister Man
Feb 11th, 2007
07:48:45 AM
Nu-UH! YOU'RE a dog fart! NO TAKE BACKS!
by Horseflesh
Feb 11th, 2007
08:10:09 AM
I adore Anna Nicole BECAUSE she was trailer-trash...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 11th, 2007
08:22:51 AM
Um, no.
by Mister Man
Feb 11th, 2007
08:53:11 AM
Hook, line and sinker
by Mister Man
Feb 11th, 2007
08:58:30 AM
It's ALL media hype, darling...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 11th, 2007
09:00:28 AM
Well... her agent worked the hype.
by Horseflesh
Feb 11th, 2007
09:16:07 AM
tiredpm
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 11th, 2007
09:19:00 AM
That's tantamount to raising the dead...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 11th, 2007
09:20:55 AM
MNG
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 11th, 2007
09:27:16 AM
SHIT hahahaha! Touche!
by Horseflesh
Feb 11th, 2007
09:34:54 AM
cats and dogs living together...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 11th, 2007
09:40:09 AM
Onomaki Forp
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 11th, 2007
09:40:25 AM
Nathan Patrelli
by Hella
Feb 11th, 2007
09:45:25 AM
Anna Nicole WAS a firery red hot mama...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 11th, 2007
09:48:48 AM
Tragedy
by Vergil
Feb 11th, 2007
09:59:36 AM
Respect for Anna
by deadboy1313
Feb 11th, 2007
10:01:12 AM
The Lesson.
by CatVutt
Feb 11th, 2007
10:09:42 AM
If an Opera can be made of Jerry Springer's Show...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 11th, 2007
10:09:45 AM
Fashionably cynical?
by Mister Man
Feb 11th, 2007
10:41:16 AM
The Real Lesson, CatVutt...
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 11th, 2007
11:27:23 AM
If anything the childs life will be LESS fucked up now.
by Horseflesh
Feb 11th, 2007
11:39:41 AM
Anna Nicole and James Brown
by Dazzler69
Feb 11th, 2007
12:24:27 PM
Oh, for fuck's sake.
by Zarles
Feb 11th, 2007
12:48:06 PM
Yeh!
by TheLastAngryMan
Feb 11th, 2007
12:54:47 PM
how about a eulogy for...
by samsquanch
Feb 11th, 2007
12:57:04 PM
For Anna Nicole...
by Datascream
Feb 11th, 2007
01:19:53 PM
A "dash" is something that only exists in yanguage
by JackPumpkinhead
Feb 11th, 2007
02:06:04 PM
Hyphen?
by S-Mart shopper
Feb 11th, 2007
02:11:06 PM
She couldn't act in film cuz she was dumb as dirt
by Rupee88
Feb 11th, 2007
02:29:20 PM
She couldn't act in film cuz she was dumb as dirt
by Rupee88
Feb 11th, 2007
02:29:22 PM
Onamaki Forp:
by TORTURE PWN
Feb 11th, 2007
02:33:41 PM
YackBacker
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 11th, 2007
03:09:37 PM
In tribute to Anna Nicole
by Olsen Twins_Fan
Feb 11th, 2007
03:26:35 PM
Chris Hansen is a cockblocker
by Dr Gregory House
Feb 11th, 2007
03:30:02 PM
House--that is just wrong!
by Cheif Brody
Feb 11th, 2007
03:49:50 PM
Yackbacker
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 11th, 2007
03:57:44 PM
Just because your dead...
by pdennett316
Feb 11th, 2007
04:48:56 PM
I didn't care about her death
by TheFunkyEnigma
Feb 11th, 2007
08:16:13 PM
this talkback just shows the maturity of some.
by jojo-pimp
Feb 11th, 2007
08:35:49 PM
Chris Hansen possibilities are endless...
by Dr Gregory House
Feb 11th, 2007
09:54:03 PM
Harry, you cunt
by WolfmanNards
Feb 11th, 2007
10:06:30 PM
Nice work Harry. You sir are a gentleman.
by islander
Feb 11th, 2007
10:44:49 PM
I agree. Nice words, Harry
by oisin5199
Feb 11th, 2007
11:46:58 PM
Jenny McCarthy in a fat suit
by Napoleon Park
Feb 12th, 2007
12:05:41 AM
Automatic Nervous System?
by PirateEmery
Feb 12th, 2007
12:19:02 AM
WolfmanNards
by PirateEmery
Feb 12th, 2007
12:20:37 AM
big fuck
by yassoo
Feb 12th, 2007
12:42:07 AM
Jack Pumpkinhead...
by mdf2
Feb 12th, 2007
08:25:46 AM
It's hard to feel for the death of a meth addict
by BendersShinyAss
Feb 12th, 2007
10:16:25 AM
Illeagal Aliens
by Onomaki Forp
Feb 12th, 2007
10:26:46 AM
About fucking time AICN.
by PwnedByStallone
Feb 12th, 2007
12:11:41 PM
About fucking time AICN.
by PwnedByStallone
Feb 12th, 2007
12:11:42 PM
Illegal Aliens, indeed.
by Zarles
Feb 12th, 2007
01:56:22 PM
O/Ds w/ 5 month old baby, son o/d with her in room
by matthooper8
Feb 12th, 2007
03:34:47 PM
Goodnight, sweety.
by Billyeveryteen
Feb 15th, 2007
03:43:22 PM

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