Hey folks, Harry here... I saw this trailer (along with like a dozen others) last night during my miserable time at THE HITCHER remake. The trailers were definitely the cool part of the screening last night. This one in particular fucked with me something fierce.

I hate these dolls. Ventriloquist Dummies are minions of fucking Satan - and they will kill me, I know it. When I was a child - there was an old 1940's Charlie McCarthy doll sitting at the top of the stairs in my haunted Victorian home. That fucking doll had glass eyes. The fucking stairs creaked. And it wanted to kill me. The day I sold it, was the happiest of my life, as that doll was the spawn of Satan himself.

A film... about an entire pissed off mob of these enchanted mutherfuckers? FUCK NO! I can't handle MAGIC, how am I supposed to face my automatonophobia, with a fucking army of those scary fucking things? And that they're cutting people's tongues out in their sleep. FUCK YOU JAMES WAN!

I can't wait!

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