Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Those crazy Russians are at it again! They've been throwing pics up like crazy these last few weeks, including a ton from a little film called MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM, starring Natalie Portman, Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman. I thought Portman looked radiant, Bateman looks like... well, like Bateman, and Hoffman just looked bizarre.

Well, I thought he looked bizarre until I saw him moving.

I don't know what to make of this, but it's gotta be the oddest big budget picture coming out this year. The Russians got the trailer... it's super long, almost 5 minutes, and seems to go through the entire film. So, spoiler warning... Enjoy at the link below, while you can still get it! It's in a weird DivX/.avi quicktime format, but with a little tinkering I got it to play on my Mac courtesy of the awesome VLC player. Thanks to "orionsangels" for the head's up!

TRAILER LINK IS PUSHIN' UP DAISIES, TAKIN' A DIRT NAP, FEEDIN' THE WORMS. YOU CAN'T FIND IT HERE ANYMORE! YOU'LL HAVE TO GO OGLE NATALIE PORTMAN SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU PERVS!!!