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Here Comes CLEOPATRA (Again, Again)!!

Merrick here...


Producer Scott Rudin (THE QUEEN, THE TRUMAN SHOW, THE VILLAGE, and many others ) has plugged into the movie adaptation of a yet-to-be-published book about Cleopatra by Pulitzer Prizer Stacy Schiff.

The book’s rights were recently secured by Columbia Pictures, even though publication likely won’t come about until at least 2009. I’m humbled by such farsighted planning; perhaps I need to start thinking ahead. In 2009…I’ll definitely go to Taco Bell.

Book will present her as a firm ruler and military tactician who embarked on a ruthless rise to power. Cleopatra twce married brothers, killing each of them as well as a sister. Romantic alliances with the much-older Roman honchos Julius Caesar and Marc Antony helped her solidify power, but her dalliance with Antony undid both of them.

Wikipedia says there have been, like, 800 trillion CLEOPATRA projects thus far: notably in 1912, 1917, 1920, 1934, 1963, and 1999. She’s also appeared as a character in many other productions. It’ll be interesting to see how “fresh” the idea/character will actually feel, despite their best intentions.

I once had a brief...encounter...with a smolderin’ half Latin/half Egyptian babe who dressed as Cleopatra for Halloween; don’t know where she is now. As a result, this film may be frustratingly fetishistic for me.

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At the risk of sounding far too Geeky (is that possible on this site?), it's too bad Captain Kirk never took on Cleopatra -- that woulda been cool. Guess they came close with Elan of Troyus…


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As long as Angelina Jolie's not Cleopatra...
by Ribbons
Dec 1st, 2006
09:01:26 AM
"It’ll be interesting to ssee"
by knightrider
Dec 1st, 2006
09:12:10 AM
meh
by testicleez
Dec 1st, 2006
09:15:24 AM
Come on
by Pandas-R-Us
Dec 1st, 2006
09:15:59 AM
Hottest Cleopatra...
by Abin Sur
Dec 1st, 2006
09:16:55 AM
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me
by mulberry
Dec 1st, 2006
09:20:26 AM
Does Cleopatra 2525 count?
by veritasses
Dec 1st, 2006
09:24:47 AM
who does evryone think should be cleo?
by visitor_q
Dec 1st, 2006
09:28:09 AM
Captain Kirk would have SO tapped that Egyptian ass
by TheAFLACDuck
Dec 1st, 2006
09:29:22 AM
Comin' atcha
by Franklin T Marmoset
Dec 1st, 2006
09:29:53 AM
How come the guys never sleep their way to power
by StovetopStuffin'
Dec 1st, 2006
09:30:10 AM
Hey
by QuinnTheEskimo
Dec 1st, 2006
09:30:49 AM
Cleopatra was FAT in real life...
by Abin Sur
Dec 1st, 2006
09:35:03 AM
Or....
by Abin Sur
Dec 1st, 2006
09:41:27 AM
What about Cleo from 5 to 7?
by Spandau Belly
Dec 1st, 2006
09:42:49 AM
kirstie allie as cleopatra?
by Jubba
Dec 1st, 2006
09:45:28 AM
Walk like an Egyptian.
by Uncapie
Dec 1st, 2006
09:49:52 AM
Rosario Dawson?
by Abin Sur
Dec 1st, 2006
09:54:27 AM
Well I once had an ..."Encounter"
by beefywhore
Dec 1st, 2006
09:59:42 AM
ZombieSolutions
by DrManhattansUnit
Dec 1st, 2006
10:02:51 AM
Cleopatra
by Purgatori
Dec 1st, 2006
10:03:23 AM
RighteousBrother
by Merrick
Dec 1st, 2006
10:09:52 AM
Someone just film Shakespeare's Anthony and Cleopatra
by Sepulchrave
Dec 1st, 2006
10:10:57 AM
Aishwarya Rai
by Mr. Winston
Dec 1st, 2006
10:12:53 AM
Actually, Cleopatra Was Neither Latin Nor Egyptian
by MarkWhittington
Dec 1st, 2006
10:17:55 AM
Mr. Winston is a genuis!
by TheAFLACDuck
Dec 1st, 2006
10:23:19 AM
My pick is...
by Driver8
Dec 1st, 2006
10:23:23 AM
Aya Sumika
by Shermdawg
Dec 1st, 2006
10:43:06 AM
The chick with the blue eyes from Gimore Girls...
by supermarch
Dec 1st, 2006
10:44:36 AM
Call me back when it's a remake of Cleopatra Jones!
by Kid Z
Dec 1st, 2006
10:48:03 AM
Every thread should be Carry On related...
by dr_buggerlugs
Dec 1st, 2006
10:49:01 AM
Will Richard Burton appear via CGI?
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 1st, 2006
10:54:26 AM
Can't wait to see her shag her brothers
by aestheticity
Dec 1st, 2006
10:57:04 AM
She was Greek
by supermarch
Dec 1st, 2006
10:57:44 AM
supermarch
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 1st, 2006
10:59:45 AM
Jesus Christ
by Mr. Winston
Dec 1st, 2006
11:06:44 AM
Supermarch...
by Napolean Solo
Dec 1st, 2006
11:07:37 AM
Anyone else remember the shitty movie...
by Doctor_Sin
Dec 1st, 2006
11:13:28 AM
Cleopatra my great grandma, grandma was a slut
by greekopa
Dec 1st, 2006
11:24:15 AM
Napoleon Solo
by Almost_Human
Dec 1st, 2006
11:24:32 AM
I would like to apologize
by supermarch
Dec 1st, 2006
11:25:19 AM
chickychow
by Merrick
Dec 1st, 2006
11:29:33 AM
Anyone who watches Rome knows who should
by modlight
Dec 1st, 2006
11:33:10 AM
As long as they NEVER consider Lindsey Lohan
by IndustryKiller!
Dec 1st, 2006
11:49:11 AM
"Not Out of Africa"...
by McCroskey
Dec 1st, 2006
01:01:07 PM
WELL/DAWSON
by THE KNIGHT
Dec 1st, 2006
01:09:22 PM
There will only be one Cleopatra in my book...
by Vim Fuego
Dec 1st, 2006
01:33:11 PM
I'm watching Rome right now.
by Quin the Eskimo
Dec 1st, 2006
01:49:43 PM
I prefer the Steven Soderbergh musical version
by Poacher
Dec 1st, 2006
02:17:52 PM
I'll second the Aishwarya Rai nomination.
by Imagikafan
Dec 1st, 2006
02:52:24 PM
Eva Green
by DaleTremont
Dec 1st, 2006
03:18:09 PM
when you said more, i expected pics of the chick
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Dec 1st, 2006
04:23:01 PM
Angelina IS Cleo
by heywood jablomie
Dec 1st, 2006
04:52:30 PM
Nefertiti was the hot one.
by superninja
Dec 1st, 2006
05:10:45 PM
Angelina in a period
by DaleTremont
Dec 1st, 2006
05:13:46 PM
I wanna see Rosario Dawson
by godoffireinhell
Dec 1st, 2006
06:44:52 PM
They are still making Historical Epics?
by godoffireinhell
Dec 1st, 2006
06:47:35 PM
Rating? PG-13 or Rated R?
by godoffireinhell
Dec 1st, 2006
06:48:41 PM
godfireinhell
by supermarch
Dec 1st, 2006
08:37:19 PM
Joe D'Amato should direct this
by godoffireinhell
Dec 1st, 2006
10:04:07 PM
Do they have the guts to make her Greek and hook-nosed?
by Drath
Dec 1st, 2006
11:43:02 PM
Big nose, hawklike features.
by superninja
Dec 2nd, 2006
12:24:09 AM
Cleopatra's Looks
by Almost_Human
Dec 2nd, 2006
12:25:22 AM
Ahhhh...Asia Argento as Cleopatra
by Red Ned Lynch
Dec 2nd, 2006
12:43:51 AM
short, ugly, greek....
by Trader Groucho 2
Dec 2nd, 2006
04:05:34 AM
Catherine Zeta Jones
by Shermdawg
Dec 2nd, 2006
04:28:10 AM
Actually, Cleo wasn't a slut.
by glodene
Dec 2nd, 2006
10:11:29 AM
supermarch and box office grosses
by McCroskey
Dec 2nd, 2006
10:56:25 AM
McCroskey
by supermarch
Dec 2nd, 2006
12:31:58 PM
Cleopatra Coin Likenesses
by Anino
Dec 2nd, 2006
01:09:02 PM
Anino
by supermarch
Dec 2nd, 2006
04:40:19 PM
Soderbergh, Zeta-Jones
by Thunderbolt Ross
Dec 2nd, 2006
05:11:58 PM
Wow, supermarch
by Mr. Winston
Dec 2nd, 2006
08:46:46 PM
woweewawa Mr. Winston
by supermarch
Dec 2nd, 2006
09:04:59 PM
Supermarch, hindsight is 20/20
by glodene
Dec 2nd, 2006
10:07:32 PM
blair witch was a 1 million purchase not 100K
by supermarch
Dec 2nd, 2006
11:08:18 PM
Actually, I was talking about...
by glodene
Dec 3rd, 2006
12:30:13 AM
Blair Witch production cost was 60K
by supermarch
Dec 3rd, 2006
12:36:22 AM
Soderbergh?
by Almost_Human
Dec 3rd, 2006
01:52:46 AM
Oh supermarch
by Mr. Winston
Dec 3rd, 2006
05:02:04 AM
Oh for f's sake
by supermarch
Dec 3rd, 2006
10:37:57 AM
Oh and PS
by supermarch
Dec 3rd, 2006
10:39:42 AM
supermarch
by Almost_Human
Dec 3rd, 2006
11:27:01 AM
Kenneth Branagh
by Almost_Human
Dec 3rd, 2006
03:11:19 PM
Supermarch
by glodene
Dec 4th, 2006
01:02:05 PM
I was actually going with Asia Argento based on her
by superninja
Dec 4th, 2006
02:52:13 PM
The Only Way
by neilmccauley
Dec 4th, 2006
05:06:05 PM
Some historical sources suggest
by Ingeld
Dec 4th, 2006
06:13:40 PM
glodene
by supermarch
Dec 4th, 2006
10:07:16 PM
Of course, supermarch...
by Mr. Winston
Dec 4th, 2006
10:28:47 PM
Aw hell, supermarch...
by Mr. Winston
Dec 4th, 2006
10:39:50 PM
Supermarch, Supermarch
by glodene
Dec 5th, 2006
10:31:46 PM

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