I am – Hercules!!

I have one, even thought it’s just hitting the DVD shelves today. Buena Vista Home Entertainment only made 40,000 of them and I got mine. It’s cool and pretty. You can read about how cool and pretty it is in this week’s Super-Exciting Season-Box DVD Vault.

But the "Alias" Season Set Rambaldi Cube Ain’t It Cool is giving away right now is better than mine, and better than almost all of the other 40,000 Rambaldi Cubes, because the one we’re giving away comes autographed by supergenius series creator J.J. Abrams!!

How does it maybe fall into your hot little hands? Head over to The HercMap. Hit that big blue button that says “Add!” Stick your pin in the map.

If you feel like it, add a few words about how your craving for that autographed cube rivals even Arvin Sloane’s. If you really want to help your chances, add a photo of your hot girlfriend or sister or stepmom or the hottest girl on your dorm floor dressed as Sydney Bristow. Or Rachel Gibson. Or Kelly Peyton. Or even McKenas Cole.

I can’t tell you how or when, but somebody on the The HercMap is going to find a Rambaldi Cube in his or her mailbox. But only somebody on The HercMap.

70% OFF?? I’m reasonably certain these are pre-holiday pricing ERRORS!! Buy dozens quickly and build a season-set fort!!!!

$8.39 ER: The Complete First Season (26 episodes)

$11.99 Friends: The Complete First Season (24 episodes)