Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

I need your help.

If you’ve tried to e-mail me in the last two and a half weeks or so and you think your mail didn’t get through but it should have, then you might want to send it again.

Thanks, Time-Warner. Thanks a bunch.

I think things are finally working at maximum efficiency again, though, and I’m just starting to sort through this digital shitload of stuff. Immediately, one particular e-mail caught my eye, and the website it led me to turned into an hour of reading and watching videos and absolutely basking in the batshit glory.

I don’t believe in Santa Claus, but if I did, I’d write him the following letter:

“Dear Santa...

I don’t want anything for myself for Christmas this year. Instead, I want you to make someone else’s Christmas wish come true. I want you to give $24 million to Tom Laughlin so he can make two new BILLY JACK films.

Please. And if you can’t do it, can you ask Jesus for me? Or whoever can get it done? Back to back Billy Jack? Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease.

Thanks, Santa. You’re awesome.”

Click this and prepare to have your mind blown, and take your time to poke around BillyJack.com in general. It's worth it.

This is beyond odd....my eyeballs wanted to explode trying to fathom what I was reading. As far as I can tell...Theres a new Billy Jack Movie coming out in 2007 called ?
Billy Jack’s Moral Revolution
....and I think Billy Jack is going after George Bush ? Theres all kinds of crazy typed out on that page....but good kinda’ crazy...Billy Jack kinda’ crazy. I don’t know what to think....