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Harry acquires an Industrial Light... that's Magic!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... This isn't a story with breaking news. There's a lot that I should be writing about, but I can't get to that stuff till I get to writing about this. So if you want news and you hate pieces that you consider to be "vanity" pieces... move along. This is one of those times where I'm gonna spew purple prose about the intangible wowness of something that just showed up on my doorstep today. Something Magic!

The story begins at FANTASTIC FEST. There's all sorts of cool stuff that went down at Fantastic Fest and each day I was meeting cool people. Not just the famous types, but just regular joes and janes that live here in Austin or that flew in to just see the movies and bask in the greater glory that is an 8 day orgy of Genre flicks.

On or about the third or fourth day of the Fest, I was greeted by a pair of geeks. They had met at the festival. One was from Austin, the other flew in from San Francisco and had apparently worked in the Industrial Lights and Magic model & miniatures department. "Worked" as in past tense, since ILM sold off it's model department to become a separate industry unto itself. Feeling that Digital is the be all, end all of Special Effects Filmmaking. We wrote an "obit" of sorts for the fabled land of scaled down filmmaking here at AICN because... well... Moriarty, Quint, Merrick, Herc and I all feel that ILM cutting loose that department is kinda akin to jacking off into a beaker, then cutting off your penis cuz... if you want to make a kid... just thaw it out and inject.

Don't get me wrong. I love computers and the magic that computers give us... but they're not always the most convincing way to bring about "magic". Now, this geek tells me that when it got sold off - the old "lighting equipment" from the miniature and stop-motion department was set to just be thrown away and he asked if he could have the stuff because to him... these lights were what lit Hoth and the Imperial Walkers. The Minecart chase in TEMPLE OF DOOM, the Speeder Bikes, countless sets and monsters.

Anyways, this guy tells me he has these things and asks if I'd like to have one of the lights that lit the Walkers from EMPIRE. I love stuff like this... but I'm not sure what I was expecting. He said there were stencils on it and what not. But I remember that I felt like I was rushing the conversation, cuz I had to take a piss - and I never saw the guy again at the festival. Hmmm, a light. That's cool, I guess.

I think I figured it'd be some funky looking thing, broken. Unusable, and what would I fucking use it for?

It's been two weeks since the conversation and frankly - I wasn't thinking about it anymore. I honestly don't give a lot of thought to stuff that could be very cool, cuz often times - free stuff that is offered, just never shows up. Having said that, this fella really seemed insistent that this stuff be in the hands of people that truly understand the awesomeness of what he was offering. Having read me geeking out over stuff for the last 10 years, he figured I'd be one of them.

But for like a day and a half I was excited about it. Then just figured, it'd be nice if it happened, but who knows... right?

Well, this Columbus Day - I was off watching Eastwood's FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS - damn fine film. After lunch, Yoko and I were driving home and we noticed a massive amount of packages on my front porch of the house my dad lives in, next door to our house - and since most of my mail still gets delivered there - we decide to see if it's my stuff or his, so the ol Father Geek won't have to haul it all over.

There was one huge box, busting out of the bottom, barely holding together... and then lots of other little Fed Ex boxes. A hawaiian shirt, I'd ordered. A hard back of THE FOUNTAIN comic adaptation. Screeners for SciFi Channel things. And then the big box.

The big box had FRAGILE scribbled all over it. Upon opening it... there were 3 or 4 Fed Ex bubble packs atop whatever it was. Foam wrapping paper. Newspapers, big bubble things. And At first I didn't know what I was looking at. I knew it was a light... but Why?






Then I picked it up and realized... OH MY GOD - this is an INDUSTRIAL LIGHT that made MAGIC!!! And Yoko was like, "What's that thing?" AND - I kept saying, "It's an INDUSTRIAL LIGHT that made MAGIC!!!"

Admittedly - it doesn't look like much. It is An Industrial Light for Film work. As a geek for fetishistic items of film production. You have to be a specific type of film geek to get into this sort of thing. Then again, I'm that that geek that bought GEORGE PAL's director's chair. One of Lon Chaney and Bud Westmore's Make-up kits. I love things like that. Where you pick up the item... and imagine. It's like that scene in STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT - where Picard touches the first ship to achieve WARP capacity - that initiated First Contact and Earth's invitation to meet with the peoples of the universe, in this case, the Vulcans. There's a charge one gets - a charge of pure geek energy. Like my Kong Smoke Bomb from the original KING KONG 1933. "This knocked Kong Out" goes through my head and a 8 year old's smile crawls across my face.

I called DAD to tell him, "I have an INDUSTRIAL LIGHT that made MAGIC!" Then I noticed... I could plug it in. The idea that it would generate, could still generate THE LIGHT... that would be MAGIC. So I raced over to the nearest barrier strip.... and I plugged it in. Picked up the bulky machined light switch thing... And BOOM!






There was INDUSTRIAL LIGHT... and it was MAGIC, as the first thing it happened to light was... my autographed EMPIRE STRIKES BACK one sheet with 10 sigs thus far. A tear lept from both eyes. The smell... the burning of dust. The traces of smoke coming out of the vents... The way the light transformed the curtains... MAGIC. MAGIC. This light made for the magic of all our childhoods. Balanced the scene, made it moody, pretty... Imagine what it lit. It lit ghosts, asteroids, spaceships and the dreams of millions of childhoods. This is the INDUSTRIAL LIGHT. MAGIC is something that only those that believe can see. This Lantern, lamp, light... This light is magic. And it's my magic. I'm going to display it next to my MODERN TIMES one-sheet. Chaplin's gears and Lucas' too. Magic from the silent days of cinema - and the bombastic days of my youth. I love being a geek. And I hope you do too. It's stuff like this light that reminds me of all the work that goes to making the magic of films. Film is nothing but a mixture of light and shadow, and when I look at this nearly thrown away light, I think of the images it burned with its light into celluloid that were then projected for all of us to awe and wonder at. That's magic. A magic I love and cherish above all.

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by Suki_Jonze
Oct 9th, 2006
09:29:56 PM
This may be the lamest article yet
by conniebrean1
Oct 9th, 2006
09:31:32 PM
Harry ordered another Hawaiian shirt?
by Vim Fuego
Oct 9th, 2006
09:43:49 PM
technically
by HEADGEEK
Oct 9th, 2006
09:48:29 PM
Wot's all this, then?
by Ribbons
Oct 9th, 2006
09:51:11 PM
hey, I think it's neat.
by filmicdrummer17
Oct 9th, 2006
09:53:13 PM
Cool!
by DarthDooku
Oct 9th, 2006
09:56:19 PM
You have one of Lon Chaney's makeup kits?
by JustinSane
Oct 9th, 2006
09:58:00 PM
So wait... it was an industrial light...
by chiahead
Oct 9th, 2006
09:59:24 PM
One Lamp To Rule Them All!
by ZombiKiller86
Oct 9th, 2006
10:01:41 PM
Whoa, Harry...
by 433
Oct 9th, 2006
10:12:09 PM
And BOOM!
by Zarles
Oct 9th, 2006
10:13:34 PM
What are you? 80?
by LordEnigma
Oct 9th, 2006
10:36:09 PM
WELL
by THE KNIGHT
Oct 9th, 2006
10:38:30 PM
that pun was bad the SECOND time
by half vader
Oct 9th, 2006
10:40:14 PM
It's an industrial light...that made MAGIC
by Osmosis Jones
Oct 9th, 2006
10:43:54 PM
Merrick mutters to himself,
by Lance Rock
Oct 9th, 2006
10:50:52 PM
I hate to ruin the party
by comedian_x
Oct 9th, 2006
11:04:55 PM
Nice!
by Darth Thoth
Oct 9th, 2006
11:08:37 PM
Awesome, great to hear from Harry!
by Daddylonghead
Oct 9th, 2006
11:18:18 PM
Nostalgia
by CerebralAssassin
Oct 9th, 2006
11:30:06 PM
I'm happy for you.
by Frankenblogger
Oct 9th, 2006
11:30:52 PM
Dorkiest article I've ever read
by Bob of the Shire
Oct 10th, 2006
12:38:25 AM
Yeah, well I got George Lucas's toilet paper dispenser
by VaderSabre
Oct 10th, 2006
01:05:36 AM
best article ever, i fucking hear ya dude!
by elmstreetkid
Oct 10th, 2006
01:11:31 AM
too bad I can't post a Colin Powell .jpg here
by Rupee88
Oct 10th, 2006
01:24:32 AM
Geeks Rule!
by NoHubris
Oct 10th, 2006
01:32:48 AM
CGI Rules!
by Razorback
Oct 10th, 2006
01:46:51 AM
I remember that light from my tour of ILM!
by Zardoz
Oct 10th, 2006
01:48:06 AM
ok...
by decfx
Oct 10th, 2006
01:59:03 AM
by the way...
by decfx
Oct 10th, 2006
02:05:12 AM
Nice read Harry
by Bobo_Vision
Oct 10th, 2006
02:15:04 AM
That's just COOL!!!
by skydemon
Oct 10th, 2006
02:45:05 AM
Light
by Boba Fat
Oct 10th, 2006
03:11:04 AM
Har har
by Der-Rabe
Oct 10th, 2006
03:25:47 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Oct 10th, 2006
03:46:50 AM
I think that's why they call her Yoko, MetalkWater
by pandamaster83
Oct 10th, 2006
07:07:53 AM
Is this really a story ?
by barnaby jones
Oct 10th, 2006
07:34:07 AM
Industrial Might & Logic
by durhay
Oct 10th, 2006
08:14:40 AM
Awesome
by johnnyloser
Oct 10th, 2006
08:18:34 AM
Industrial light raped my magic childhood!
by Reelheed
Oct 10th, 2006
08:24:06 AM
It has a picture of a light on the light
by DigitalDong
Oct 10th, 2006
08:32:02 AM
MetalWater, Imagine was a solo Lennon album
by half vader
Oct 10th, 2006
08:51:47 AM
Lite Brite, Makin' Things With Light
by I_Snake_Plissken
Oct 10th, 2006
09:07:45 AM
If that thingstarted a fire,would it be a magical fire?
by B0BAFETTISH
Oct 10th, 2006
09:09:19 AM
Who are you? Mitch Albom?
by DirkBelig
Oct 10th, 2006
09:17:34 AM
I Wish This Article Was a Bit "Lighter..."
by Read and Shut Up
Oct 10th, 2006
09:26:24 AM
Would KILL for one of those
by Doug McKenzie
Oct 10th, 2006
09:39:44 AM
I wish people would give me random things
by godzillasushi
Oct 10th, 2006
09:47:23 AM
Made me want to puke
by SpiralJacobs
Oct 10th, 2006
09:50:08 AM
And this section??
by SpiralJacobs
Oct 10th, 2006
09:53:40 AM
Totally awesome
by Gil Brooks
Oct 10th, 2006
10:04:47 AM
CGI was magical the first few years
by Orionsangels
Oct 10th, 2006
10:14:53 AM
A model would have been cooler
by RACOONBACON
Oct 10th, 2006
10:41:41 AM
A guy who works at the CGI department...
by Gilkuliehe
Oct 10th, 2006
10:48:09 AM
I'd rather have a matte painting for my wall
by durhay
Oct 10th, 2006
10:51:34 AM
Harry...
by wato
Oct 10th, 2006
11:21:15 AM
It's not about the light.
by geekzapoppin
Oct 10th, 2006
12:26:56 PM
George Lucas ate my heart then shat it out,
by performingmonkey
Oct 10th, 2006
12:47:30 PM
CG is becoming what practical effects were 20 years ago
by Novaman5000
Oct 10th, 2006
12:58:01 PM
What will Harry do...
by zacdilone
Oct 10th, 2006
12:59:38 PM
Fucking Gojira is out on DVD and I have to read this?
by Kentucky Colonel
Oct 10th, 2006
01:12:53 PM
Yet one more thing to be jealous of Harry for
by quadrupletree
Oct 10th, 2006
01:36:04 PM
I saw an Industrial Light that made Magic once ..
by eraser_x
Oct 10th, 2006
02:11:45 PM
:-)
by eraser_x
Oct 10th, 2006
02:18:40 PM
Lame.
by mcflytrap
Oct 10th, 2006
02:31:50 PM
It's a Talk....
by LHombreSiniestro
Oct 10th, 2006
02:53:08 PM
Filmicdrummer17...and the naysayers
by RobinP
Oct 10th, 2006
03:41:56 PM
A light?
by -guyinthebackrow
Oct 10th, 2006
04:32:40 PM
I said BUD Light! (Someone had to say it.)
by JDanielP
Oct 10th, 2006
04:33:20 PM
There is something about
by Larry of Arabia
Oct 10th, 2006
05:16:33 PM
This reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes comic
by Johnno
Oct 10th, 2006
05:35:45 PM
Yes, the article glorified something that was
by CreasyBear
Oct 10th, 2006
05:40:06 PM
Do we know for sure htat Harry's not mentally retarded?
by minderbinder
Oct 10th, 2006
05:51:59 PM
Harry...GO TOWARD THE LIGHT
by BannedOnTheRun
Oct 10th, 2006
06:12:30 PM
And with this story AICN has officially..
by ShawnT
Oct 10th, 2006
06:22:01 PM
Cool article, now how about some reviews?
by JimmyLoneWolf
Oct 10th, 2006
08:05:34 PM
one other thing
by JimmyLoneWolf
Oct 10th, 2006
08:16:43 PM
Well done, Harry
by PantherMatt
Oct 10th, 2006
08:44:13 PM
Larry of Arabia and Orionsangels
by JimmyLoneWolf
Oct 10th, 2006
09:09:24 PM
Cool
by Power_Girl
Oct 10th, 2006
09:19:58 PM
LOL!!!
by GravyAkira
Oct 10th, 2006
10:44:36 PM
OH Yeah,
by GravyAkira
Oct 10th, 2006
10:51:18 PM
FUCKIN' COOL ASS LIGHT .
by Mace Tofu
Oct 11th, 2006
12:49:50 AM
It's Industrial Music...that's Magic!!
by DOGSOUP
Oct 11th, 2006
02:27:06 AM
Mixed Messages For Harry
by Redbox
Oct 11th, 2006
01:28:12 PM
Harry Potter and the Magic of the Industrial Lamp
by Lord_Soth
Oct 11th, 2006
03:20:22 PM
I mean Light...
by Lord_Soth
Oct 11th, 2006
03:21:09 PM
uh...excuse me...
by Skankardly
Oct 11th, 2006
09:30:13 PM
Congratulations, Harry
by Moonwatcher
Oct 12th, 2006
12:38:17 PM
Yes Skank it could
by DOGSOUP
Oct 12th, 2006
04:09:18 PM
Know your Mole.
by stradivarius
Oct 13th, 2006
04:19:40 AM
OOh you like the light?
by Redbox
Oct 13th, 2006
06:57:19 AM
I've got an original automobile from 1939's FUTURMA
by Kentucky Colonel
Oct 13th, 2006
12:54:13 PM
you need
by thebearovingian
Oct 15th, 2006
12:02:43 AM
Jesus...
by SG7
Oct 15th, 2006
08:13:14 PM
If I ever met David Lynch
by smackfu
Oct 17th, 2006
05:32:32 AM
Where's Harry's review of Magnolia?
by binarybender
Oct 17th, 2006
02:52:09 PM
Props on EBAY
by CENOBITE
Oct 17th, 2006
07:12:34 PM
Boring now, past its due date
by Ridge
Oct 18th, 2006
02:51:23 AM
Harry, dude. Where's you thanks man?
by Jaka
Oct 21st, 2006
12:00:35 AM
Very Cool
by Jookie_the_uncola
Oct 22nd, 2006
11:11:45 AM
Orcus, this will always be news!
by Daddylonghead
Sep 29th, 2007
11:19:21 AM

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