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Harry acquires an Industrial Light... that's Magic!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... This isn't a story with breaking news. There's a lot that I should be writing about, but I can't get to that stuff till I get to writing about this. So if you want news and you hate pieces that you consider to be "vanity" pieces... move along. This is one of those times where I'm gonna spew purple prose about the intangible wowness of something that just showed up on my doorstep today. Something Magic!
The story begins at FANTASTIC FEST. There's all sorts of cool stuff that went down at Fantastic Fest and each day I was meeting cool people. Not just the famous types, but just regular joes and janes that live here in Austin or that flew in to just see the movies and bask in the greater glory that is an 8 day orgy of Genre flicks.
On or about the third or fourth day of the Fest, I was greeted by a pair of geeks. They had met at the festival. One was from Austin, the other flew in from San Francisco and had apparently worked in the Industrial Lights and Magic model & miniatures department. "Worked" as in past tense, since ILM sold off it's model department to become a separate industry unto itself. Feeling that Digital is the be all, end all of Special Effects Filmmaking. We wrote an "obit" of sorts for the fabled land of scaled down filmmaking here at AICN because... well... Moriarty, Quint, Merrick, Herc and I all feel that ILM cutting loose that department is kinda akin to jacking off into a beaker, then cutting off your penis cuz... if you want to make a kid... just thaw it out and inject.
Don't get me wrong. I love computers and the magic that computers give us... but they're not always the most convincing way to bring about "magic". Now, this geek tells me that when it got sold off - the old "lighting equipment" from the miniature and stop-motion department was set to just be thrown away and he asked if he could have the stuff because to him... these lights were what lit Hoth and the Imperial Walkers. The Minecart chase in TEMPLE OF DOOM, the Speeder Bikes, countless sets and monsters.
Anyways, this guy tells me he has these things and asks if I'd like to have one of the lights that lit the Walkers from EMPIRE. I love stuff like this... but I'm not sure what I was expecting. He said there were stencils on it and what not. But I remember that I felt like I was rushing the conversation, cuz I had to take a piss - and I never saw the guy again at the festival. Hmmm, a light. That's cool, I guess.
I think I figured it'd be some funky looking thing, broken. Unusable, and what would I fucking use it for?
It's been two weeks since the conversation and frankly - I wasn't thinking about it anymore. I honestly don't give a lot of thought to stuff that could be very cool, cuz often times - free stuff that is offered, just never shows up. Having said that, this fella really seemed insistent that this stuff be in the hands of people that truly understand the awesomeness of what he was offering. Having read me geeking out over stuff for the last 10 years, he figured I'd be one of them.
But for like a day and a half I was excited about it. Then just figured, it'd be nice if it happened, but who knows... right?
Well, this Columbus Day - I was off watching Eastwood's FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS - damn fine film. After lunch, Yoko and I were driving home and we noticed a massive amount of packages on my front porch of the house my dad lives in, next door to our house - and since most of my mail still gets delivered there - we decide to see if it's my stuff or his, so the ol Father Geek won't have to haul it all over.
There was one huge box, busting out of the bottom, barely holding together... and then lots of other little Fed Ex boxes. A hawaiian shirt, I'd ordered. A hard back of THE FOUNTAIN comic adaptation. Screeners for SciFi Channel things. And then the big box.
The big box had FRAGILE scribbled all over it. Upon opening it... there were 3 or 4 Fed Ex bubble packs atop whatever it was. Foam wrapping paper. Newspapers, big bubble things. And At first I didn't know what I was looking at. I knew it was a light... but Why?

Then I picked it up and realized... OH MY GOD - this is an INDUSTRIAL LIGHT that made MAGIC!!! And Yoko was like, "What's that thing?" AND - I kept saying, "It's an INDUSTRIAL LIGHT that made MAGIC!!!"
Admittedly - it doesn't look like much. It is An Industrial Light for Film work. As a geek for fetishistic items of film production. You have to be a specific type of film geek to get into this sort of thing. Then again, I'm that that geek that bought GEORGE PAL's director's chair. One of Lon Chaney and Bud Westmore's Make-up kits. I love things like that. Where you pick up the item... and imagine. It's like that scene in STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT - where Picard touches the first ship to achieve WARP capacity - that initiated First Contact and Earth's invitation to meet with the peoples of the universe, in this case, the Vulcans. There's a charge one gets - a charge of pure geek energy. Like my Kong Smoke Bomb from the original KING KONG 1933. "This knocked Kong Out" goes through my head and a 8 year old's smile crawls across my face.
I called DAD to tell him, "I have an INDUSTRIAL LIGHT that made MAGIC!" Then I noticed... I could plug it in. The idea that it would generate, could still generate THE LIGHT... that would be MAGIC. So I raced over to the nearest barrier strip.... and I plugged it in. Picked up the bulky machined light switch thing... And BOOM!

There was INDUSTRIAL LIGHT... and it was MAGIC, as the first thing it happened to light was... my autographed EMPIRE STRIKES BACK one sheet with 10 sigs thus far. A tear lept from both eyes. The smell... the burning of dust. The traces of smoke coming out of the vents... The way the light transformed the curtains... MAGIC. MAGIC. This light made for the magic of all our childhoods. Balanced the scene, made it moody, pretty... Imagine what it lit. It lit ghosts, asteroids, spaceships and the dreams of millions of childhoods. This is the INDUSTRIAL LIGHT. MAGIC is something that only those that believe can see. This Lantern, lamp, light... This light is magic. And it's my magic. I'm going to display it next to my MODERN TIMES one-sheet. Chaplin's gears and Lucas' too. Magic from the silent days of cinema - and the bombastic days of my youth. I love being a geek. And I hope you do too. It's stuff like this light that reminds me of all the work that goes to making the magic of films. Film is nothing but a mixture of light and shadow, and when I look at this nearly thrown away light, I think of the images it burned with its light into celluloid that were then projected for all of us to awe and wonder at. That's magic. A magic I love and cherish above all.
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Reader Talkback
first! by Suki_Jonze | Oct 9th, 2006 09:29:56 PM | This may be the lamest article
yet by conniebrean1 | Oct 9th, 2006 09:31:32 PM | Harry ordered another Hawaiian
shirt? by Vim Fuego | Oct 9th, 2006 09:43:49 PM | technically by HEADGEEK | Oct 9th, 2006 09:48:29 PM | Wot's all this, then? by Ribbons | Oct 9th, 2006 09:51:11 PM | hey, I think it's neat. by filmicdrummer17 | Oct 9th, 2006 09:53:13 PM | Cool! by DarthDooku | Oct 9th, 2006 09:56:19 PM | You have one of Lon Chaney's
makeup kits? by JustinSane | Oct 9th, 2006 09:58:00 PM | So wait... it was an
industrial light... by chiahead | Oct 9th, 2006 09:59:24 PM | One Lamp To Rule Them All! by ZombiKiller86 | Oct 9th, 2006 10:01:41 PM | Whoa, Harry... by 433 | Oct 9th, 2006 10:12:09 PM | And BOOM! by Zarles | Oct 9th, 2006 10:13:34 PM | What are you? 80? by LordEnigma | Oct 9th, 2006 10:36:09 PM | WELL by THE KNIGHT | Oct 9th, 2006 10:38:30 PM | that pun was bad the SECOND
time by half vader | Oct 9th, 2006 10:40:14 PM | It's an industrial
light...that made MAGIC by Osmosis Jones | Oct 9th, 2006 10:43:54 PM | Merrick mutters to himself, by Lance Rock | Oct 9th, 2006 10:50:52 PM | I hate to ruin the party by comedian_x | Oct 9th, 2006 11:04:55 PM | Nice! by Darth Thoth | Oct 9th, 2006 11:08:37 PM | Awesome, great to hear from
Harry! by Daddylonghead | Oct 9th, 2006 11:18:18 PM | Nostalgia by CerebralAssassin | Oct 9th, 2006 11:30:06 PM | I'm happy for you. by Frankenblogger | Oct 9th, 2006 11:30:52 PM | Dorkiest article I've ever
read by Bob of the Shire | Oct 10th, 2006 12:38:25 AM | Yeah, well I got George
Lucas's toilet paper dispenser by VaderSabre | Oct 10th, 2006 01:05:36 AM | best article ever, i fucking
hear ya dude! by elmstreetkid | Oct 10th, 2006 01:11:31 AM | too bad I can't post a Colin
Powell .jpg here by Rupee88 | Oct 10th, 2006 01:24:32 AM | Geeks Rule! by NoHubris | Oct 10th, 2006 01:32:48 AM | CGI Rules! by Razorback | Oct 10th, 2006 01:46:51 AM | I remember that light from my
tour of ILM! by Zardoz | Oct 10th, 2006 01:48:06 AM | ok... by decfx | Oct 10th, 2006 01:59:03 AM | by the way... by decfx | Oct 10th, 2006 02:05:12 AM | Nice read Harry by Bobo_Vision | Oct 10th, 2006 02:15:04 AM | That's just COOL!!! by skydemon | Oct 10th, 2006 02:45:05 AM | Light by Boba Fat | Oct 10th, 2006 03:11:04 AM | Har har by Der-Rabe | Oct 10th, 2006 03:25:47 AM | Damn you Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI | Oct 10th, 2006 03:46:50 AM | I think that's why they call
her Yoko, MetalkWater by pandamaster83 | Oct 10th, 2006 07:07:53 AM | Is this really a story ? by barnaby jones | Oct 10th, 2006 07:34:07 AM | Industrial Might & Logic by durhay | Oct 10th, 2006 08:14:40 AM | Awesome by johnnyloser | Oct 10th, 2006 08:18:34 AM | Industrial light raped my
magic childhood! by Reelheed | Oct 10th, 2006 08:24:06 AM | It has a picture of a light on
the light by DigitalDong | Oct 10th, 2006 08:32:02 AM | MetalWater, Imagine was a solo
Lennon album by half vader | Oct 10th, 2006 08:51:47 AM | Lite Brite, Makin' Things With
Light by I_Snake_Plissken | Oct 10th, 2006 09:07:45 AM | If that thingstarted a
fire,would it be a magical
fire? by B0BAFETTISH | Oct 10th, 2006 09:09:19 AM | Who are you? Mitch Albom? by DirkBelig | Oct 10th, 2006 09:17:34 AM | I Wish This Article Was a Bit
"Lighter..." by Read and Shut Up | Oct 10th, 2006 09:26:24 AM | Would KILL for one of those by Doug McKenzie | Oct 10th, 2006 09:39:44 AM | I wish people would give me
random things by godzillasushi | Oct 10th, 2006 09:47:23 AM | Made me want to puke by SpiralJacobs | Oct 10th, 2006 09:50:08 AM | And this section?? by SpiralJacobs | Oct 10th, 2006 09:53:40 AM | Totally awesome by Gil Brooks | Oct 10th, 2006 10:04:47 AM | CGI was magical the first few
years by Orionsangels | Oct 10th, 2006 10:14:53 AM | A model would have been cooler by RACOONBACON | Oct 10th, 2006 10:41:41 AM | A guy who works at the CGI
department... by Gilkuliehe | Oct 10th, 2006 10:48:09 AM | I'd rather have a matte
painting for my wall by durhay | Oct 10th, 2006 10:51:34 AM | Harry... by wato | Oct 10th, 2006 11:21:15 AM | It's not about the light. by geekzapoppin | Oct 10th, 2006 12:26:56 PM | George Lucas ate my heart then
shat it out, by performingmonkey | Oct 10th, 2006 12:47:30 PM | CG is becoming what practical
effects were 20 years ago by Novaman5000 | Oct 10th, 2006 12:58:01 PM | What will Harry do... by zacdilone | Oct 10th, 2006 12:59:38 PM | Fucking Gojira is out on DVD
and I have to read this? by Kentucky Colonel | Oct 10th, 2006 01:12:53 PM | Yet one more thing to be
jealous of Harry for by quadrupletree | Oct 10th, 2006 01:36:04 PM | I saw an Industrial Light that
made Magic once .. by eraser_x | Oct 10th, 2006 02:11:45 PM | :-) by eraser_x | Oct 10th, 2006 02:18:40 PM | Lame. by mcflytrap | Oct 10th, 2006 02:31:50 PM | It's a Talk.... by LHombreSiniestro | Oct 10th, 2006 02:53:08 PM | Filmicdrummer17...and the
naysayers by RobinP | Oct 10th, 2006 03:41:56 PM | A light? by -guyinthebackrow | Oct 10th, 2006 04:32:40 PM | I said BUD Light! (Someone
had to say it.) by JDanielP | Oct 10th, 2006 04:33:20 PM | There is something about by Larry of Arabia | Oct 10th, 2006 05:16:33 PM | This reminds me of that Calvin
and Hobbes comic by Johnno | Oct 10th, 2006 05:35:45 PM | Yes, the article glorified
something that was by CreasyBear | Oct 10th, 2006 05:40:06 PM | Do we know for sure htat
Harry's not mentally retarded? by minderbinder | Oct 10th, 2006 05:51:59 PM | Harry...GO TOWARD THE LIGHT by BannedOnTheRun | Oct 10th, 2006 06:12:30 PM | And with this story AICN has
officially.. by ShawnT | Oct 10th, 2006 06:22:01 PM | Cool article, now how about
some reviews? by JimmyLoneWolf | Oct 10th, 2006 08:05:34 PM | one other thing by JimmyLoneWolf | Oct 10th, 2006 08:16:43 PM | Well done, Harry by PantherMatt | Oct 10th, 2006 08:44:13 PM | Larry of Arabia and
Orionsangels by JimmyLoneWolf | Oct 10th, 2006 09:09:24 PM | Cool by Power_Girl | Oct 10th, 2006 09:19:58 PM | LOL!!! by GravyAkira | Oct 10th, 2006 10:44:36 PM | OH Yeah, by GravyAkira | Oct 10th, 2006 10:51:18 PM | FUCKIN' COOL ASS LIGHT . by Mace Tofu | Oct 11th, 2006 12:49:50 AM | It's Industrial Music...that's
Magic!! by DOGSOUP | Oct 11th, 2006 02:27:06 AM | Mixed Messages For Harry by Redbox | Oct 11th, 2006 01:28:12 PM | Harry Potter and the Magic of
the Industrial Lamp by Lord_Soth | Oct 11th, 2006 03:20:22 PM | I mean Light... by Lord_Soth | Oct 11th, 2006 03:21:09 PM | uh...excuse me... by Skankardly | Oct 11th, 2006 09:30:13 PM | Congratulations, Harry by Moonwatcher | Oct 12th, 2006 12:38:17 PM | Yes Skank it could by DOGSOUP | Oct 12th, 2006 04:09:18 PM | Know your Mole. by stradivarius | Oct 13th, 2006 04:19:40 AM | OOh you like the light? by Redbox | Oct 13th, 2006 06:57:19 AM | I've got an original
automobile from 1939's FUTURMA by Kentucky Colonel | Oct 13th, 2006 12:54:13 PM | you need by thebearovingian | Oct 15th, 2006 12:02:43 AM | Jesus... by SG7 | Oct 15th, 2006 08:13:14 PM | If I ever met David Lynch by smackfu | Oct 17th, 2006 05:32:32 AM | Where's Harry's review of
Magnolia? by binarybender | Oct 17th, 2006 02:52:09 PM | Props on EBAY by CENOBITE | Oct 17th, 2006 07:12:34 PM | Boring now, past its due date by Ridge | Oct 18th, 2006 02:51:23 AM | Harry, dude. Where's you
thanks man? by Jaka | Oct 21st, 2006 12:00:35 AM | Very Cool by Jookie_the_uncola | Oct 22nd, 2006 11:11:45 AM | Orcus, this will always be
news! by Daddylonghead | Sep 29th, 2007 11:19:21 AM |
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