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Hercules Gives Four Stars To Sunday's New VENTURE BROS.!! The First Episode Since 2004!!

The Venture Bros. 2.1 FAQ
What’s it called?
“Powerless in the Face of Death”
Who’s responsible?
Teleplay is credited to series masterminds Eric “Doc” Hammer and Jackson Publick (a.k.a. “Tick” veteran Christopher McCulloch).
What does TV Guide say?
“Adult Swim’s fabulous Jonny Quest-on-roofies send-up opens its second season with Hank and Dean both presumed dead.”
What is TV Guide not telling us?
Hank and Dean really ARE dead!!!!
Is this a hoax, a dream or an imaginary story?
It is not!
Wait, wait, back up. I still have not purchased for $21.28 the fabulous "Venture Bros: The Complete First Season"! How did Hank and Dean die again?
While Dr. Venture was in the hospital having his deformed brother removed from his abdomen, Brock Samson left the boys in the care of necromancer neighbor Byron Orpheus, unaware that imprisoned archvillain The Monarch had just ordered Hank and Dean’s executions. The last time we saw the youngsters (at least if one excludes the 15-minute 2004 Christmas special), the Monarch’s henchmen 21 and 24 had just shot them off their hoverbikes, “Easy Rider”-style. Hank and Dean's mangled and metal-riddled flesh lay splattered all over the highway.
How – How can one have a show called “The Venture Bros.” without the Venture Bros.?
Ingeniously. There’s a new title sequence, and Hank and Dean are no longer the title characters.
Hank and Dean no longer the title characters?? What else is TV Guide not telling us?
We meet quite a few new characters, two of whom tie the Ventures even more tightly to the lore of “Jonny Quest.”
Which recurring characters return for the season premiere of this All-New Venture Bros.??
You name it. In the (perfectly inspired) teaser alone, we get appearances by Billy Quiz-Boy, Mr. White, Byron and Trianna Orpheus, Dr. Girlfriend, The Phantom Limb, The Monarch, Henchman 21 and Henchman 24 (both in and – for the first time – out of their uniforms).
What of Baron Uberbheit??
No, Uberbheit’s not around this week. Wait, is he even a recurring character?
Any new characters introduced this week likely to go on to recur?
The Monarch, we learn, is imprisoned with a sprawling rogue’s gallery of supervillains. They’re all swell.
Do Brock and Dr. Venture spend the episode grieving?
Actually, Dr. Morpheus, who understandably blames himself for the boys’ deaths, is hardest hit. Brock and Venture spend the bulk of the episode distracted by a grisly teleporter mishap.
How does it end, spoiler-boy?
“Thank God you guys are here. I thought the whole plan got … What?"
Herc’s rating for “The Venture Bros.” 2.1?
****
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Reader Talkback
I need to catch up on my
cartoons by VanLingoMungo | Jun 25th, 2006 12:13:35 AM | First! by JediShaft | Jun 25th, 2006 12:14:08 AM | Damn it! by JediShaft | Jun 25th, 2006 12:14:42 AM | Granted... by VanLingoMungo | Jun 25th, 2006 12:15:51 AM | WHAT??? by ZombiKiller86 | Jun 25th, 2006 12:44:26 AM | by ReJeKt | Jun 25th, 2006 12:54:44 AM | Crime-O-Dile by blacklodgebob | Jun 25th, 2006 01:37:02 AM | Bout time by Phategod1 | Jun 25th, 2006 01:41:29 AM | Uh, Hank and Dean are dead? by zikade zarathos | Jun 25th, 2006 01:56:40 AM | Why the title is still
correct.... by Hairy Nutsack | Jun 25th, 2006 02:00:19 AM | Everybody Scream / It feels
good! by keepcoolbutcare | Jun 25th, 2006 04:49:01 AM | One of my favorite lines from
the first season..... by simongarth2001 | Jun 25th, 2006 07:08:28 AM | Awesome show! by fiester | Jun 25th, 2006 10:27:36 AM | Saw that 1st episode on "The
Fix" friday night... by LoudmouthCracker | Jun 25th, 2006 12:27:23 PM | good to have this show back by blackthought | Jun 25th, 2006 01:09:09 PM | If you have to ask if by PervOmatic | Jun 25th, 2006 02:33:16 PM | I loved the Batman/umbrella
death by textual | Jun 25th, 2006 03:05:24 PM | The Venture Bros... by Harysuxafat1 | Jun 25th, 2006 05:41:25 PM | Why tonight? by Hercules | Jun 25th, 2006 06:24:10 PM | Hey, stop that Herc by VanLingoMungo | Jun 25th, 2006 07:15:36 PM | Can't wait to see it! by spikebad666 | Jun 25th, 2006 07:20:49 PM | Is Herc confused or was he
being sarcastic? by First | Jun 25th, 2006 08:18:46 PM | Yeah, Herc wasn't wrong! by VanLingoMungo | Jun 25th, 2006 08:40:36 PM | It's Amazing How Much Got
Packed In There by Aquatarkusman | Jun 25th, 2006 10:11:08 PM | Hit or miss by barryap | Jun 25th, 2006 11:04:21 PM | Loved it. by ZeroCorpse | Jun 26th, 2006 01:12:36 AM | Herc, I'm a fan, and a
defender of your girlishness by VanLingoMungo | Jun 26th, 2006 01:57:03 AM | I knew the episode was gonna
rock... by Sans Souci | Jun 26th, 2006 04:17:09 AM | These guys are crazy. I guess
I missed the last show.. by Russman | Jun 26th, 2006 07:39:19 AM | Have Hank & Dean become the
new Kenny? by SpyGuy | Jun 26th, 2006 07:57:58 AM | The jet engine portion of the
montage by Squashua | Jun 26th, 2006 08:16:40 AM | Good episode, but... by Wingnut1A | Jun 26th, 2006 09:28:31 AM | So Dean and Hank are back eh? by JKrow21 | Jun 26th, 2006 09:39:24 AM | What happend to Noodle Soup? by Billyeveryteen | Jun 26th, 2006 09:49:18 AM | http://deathprone.ytmnd.com/ by Archduke_Chocula | Jun 26th, 2006 10:24:38 AM | Glad to have them back by SID 8.0 | Jun 26th, 2006 11:10:58 AM | VanLingoMungo..... by Hairy Nutsack | Jun 26th, 2006 12:06:52 PM | Brock will definately go on a
killing rampage by white owl | Jun 26th, 2006 12:53:39 PM | Funny you should say that
SpyGuy by Heisenberg85 | Jun 26th, 2006 12:56:27 PM | I thought if felt a bit out of
step, but I liked it by Hervoyel | Jun 26th, 2006 12:57:21 PM | http://tinyurl.com/mhwol by IronSpyder | Jun 26th, 2006 04:14:24 PM | Dr. Morpheus?!!? by PushTheButton | Jun 26th, 2006 05:24:52 PM | "I reanimated Ronald Reagan
several times until.. by beamish13 | Jun 26th, 2006 06:00:34 PM | Hey Nutsack by VanLingoMungo | Jun 26th, 2006 06:54:44 PM | Rusty's running by Heisenberg85 | Jun 26th, 2006 07:05:12 PM | Hey VanLingo..... by Hairy Nutsack | Jun 26th, 2006 07:42:11 PM | Hey Nutsack by VanLingoMungo | Jun 26th, 2006 07:55:47 PM | Maybe Rusty quit the pills.... by PushTheButton | Jun 26th, 2006 08:07:24 PM | VanLingoMungo said to someone,
"You look like an ass." by reinhold | Jun 26th, 2006 09:16:25 PM | Hey Mungo..... by Hairy Nutsack | Jun 27th, 2006 02:18:43 AM | I've watched this ep
probably 7 times now... by colematthews | Jun 27th, 2006 02:14:40 PM | He shot me with a little man. by Napoleon Park | Jun 27th, 2006 07:04:57 PM |
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