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Harry dons his mask for NACHO LIBRE!!!






That Tim League and I have been planning this event for at least a half year, kinda goes to show my level of anticipation. As most of you know – I saw an early cut of NAPOLEON DYNAMITE and had such a bad reaction that I just never saw the finished print. As a result – while I know tons of people that are a part of that cult of NAPOLEON DYNAMITE – and I’ve heard them preach it’s virtues as a film… But I just haven’t revisited it yet. When I hated on it, prior to its screening at SUNDANCE – I have to admit – it was absolutely captivating to watch – although I just felt that as a story, it just wasn’t working for me. The “stupid” humor just didn’t hit me right. I’m freely willing to admit that this was a fault of seeing the movie by myself without an audience, which always helps a comedy with its timing.






Why then was I so looking forward to NACHO LIBRE? I’m a huge Jack Black fan. And the idea of Jack playing a “guero” monk who moonlights as a Masked Wrestler… well, that’s kinda all I needed. There’s more than enough there for fun to be assured.






First – there was the crowd… well over a thousand… nearly two thousand in attendance. Nearly 30-40% wore Luchador Wrestling masks. Some in full costumes. There was a group of “business” luchadores in white shirts and ties… and the masks. There was a Hello Kitty female luchador.






The wrestling was hilarious… many of the animated moves that Jack and I are doing in the corner… including the patented midget face thrust – were actually seen in the ring. I shit you not. Fucking hilarious. About the time all the wrestlers showed up and went crazy – wandering into the audience beating one another… only to have masked audience wrestlers joining into the maddening chaos to fight. The midget grabbing a thong sandal from one patron to beat another wrestler and issue spankings to another.

This was blissful, maddening insanity. The wrestling… hilariously fake. Showmen performing for the audience’s vast satisfaction. The first two evil wrestlers one, then… then the one good midget wrestler triumphed… then the two evil wrestlers came to help their defeated short wrestler. Then those tall evil bastards went to work to defeat the little bit of good that triumphed. But when good was in danger of being stomped out of existence – the friends of good came and then violence escalated. It was a luchador meltdown. The ring was too small to hold this vast battle for good and evil. Wrestlers dressed as Satan and The Angel of Death… and Puerto Rico. I’m not joking. And Good, the power of Mexico and all the saints in heaven… fought – and the crowd fought, Puerto Rico was put upside down into garbage by a crowd that just would not allow Puerto Rico to humiliate Mexico.





Even Tim League was taken by Evil and beaten with boards – humiliated with his butt cheeks bared to the world. In the end… Good won the day. And there was much merriment. Much joy. Much celebration. Hundreds of gringo luchadores posed for photos.






Finally after all this – it came time for NACHO LIBRE… for the film. What level of non-stop hilarity would ensue? Well, that’s not what this movie is.

There is something missing from the ad campaign. The trailers and the commercial make the film out to be non-stop hilarity. But that isn’t what this film is. It is funny, but funny in an odd way. Funny like a raspberry on the cheek during a warm hug. In fact – in many ways this film is a warm hug of a film.

There’s no cynicism, no irony. The characters are innocents. People that are all broken in their way. All without the equipment that would allow them to exist a normal existence. They’re all hiding and staying insulated. And yet at peace with that. I know I’m talking like some metaphysical type – but these characters don’t feel like studio film characters. They seem to have never strived for an audience. They’re silly without thinking about the laughter they can’t see on the other side of their performances. They’re well meaning.

I was actually really shocked by how sweet this film was. Does it feel like a regular narrative film? No. It seems to have skipped logical scenes for ones that simply exhibit a bit of honesty about characters. Having said that – the audience cheered and laughed and had quite a bit of fun.

Jack Black’s performance was that of a little boy holding his grown up self accountable for a dream long repressed. In an odd way, this is Jack Black’s superhero film. It’s like Zorro’s Friar friend decided to be Zorro. It’s like Alfred became a superhero. And how is Nacho Libre not a superhero. By day he makes due with terrible ingredients for the orphans. By night – he fights and sacrifices his body and his honor for their greater comfort of living. It is Robin Hood – only he is not stealing, he’s punishing only himself for the greater good. Jack is very sweet in this role. At times – very funny, yet always very charming.

As wonderful as Jack is… Hector Jimenez’s Esqueleto is a scrawny god of skin and bone. His face is 75% teeth, 10% lips and the rest hair and eyes. He’s a starving muppet. Sinewy, squirrelly and just particular as all hell. He loves corn on the cob, he fears crazy fat women that want him, he believes in science, not God… and he’s a fucking loon. He is hilarious.

The rest of the film is made up of odd folks. Like Ana De La Reguera – she’s a hottie in this film in that… eat toast with ya sort of way. She has a smile that makes one shake. The kindest of eyes. Her character is a nun, but one that seems to flirt with “normal life” yet cherishes the life of being a nun. Pursued, yet never captured. Available, yet never taken. Not a tease mind you, but an inspiration and a dream.

I liked this film. It’s an odd one. And I can say you might react oddly to it. This is a film that feels artificial in the same way that really good people seem artificial at first. They care too much, they want to help too much. And they believe in hugs and kisses on a cheek instead of an American strong and earnest handshake. But then, this isn’t an American tale. This is Mexico and there… it isn’t here. Though Texas is damn close.

Go to NACHO LIBRE wanting good fun. This movie is a warm hug and smile. It is a good time.

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Where is Harry's mouf?
by Vicconius
Jun 14th, 2006
05:42:09 AM
FIRST! :)
by jomothinks
Jun 14th, 2006
05:42:37 AM
I don't know what to think about this
by zekmoe
Jun 14th, 2006
05:43:21 AM
Okay, second.
by jomothinks
Jun 14th, 2006
05:43:36 AM
Sounds like you're saying it's crap Harry!
by Napolean Solo
Jun 14th, 2006
06:01:13 AM
Harry is stoned to the bejeezus belt.
by Sgt. Black
Jun 14th, 2006
06:14:48 AM
Lukewarm, which means
by MKiro
Jun 14th, 2006
06:23:27 AM
Sounds good enough for me.
by Shaz_bot80
Jun 14th, 2006
06:30:44 AM

by foreignerbelt
Jun 14th, 2006
06:33:57 AM
Translation of Harry's Review
by SamuelLappDance
Jun 14th, 2006
06:41:48 AM
Cool shirt, though, Harry!
by SamuelLappDance
Jun 14th, 2006
06:43:02 AM
Who's bare tanned ass is that?
by Kampbell-Kid
Jun 14th, 2006
07:01:44 AM
Superman clips
by Babyshamble
Jun 14th, 2006
07:04:14 AM
This movie will make me a rich man...
by seppukudkurosawa
Jun 14th, 2006
07:10:11 AM
It's not bad.
by Nocturnaloner
Jun 14th, 2006
07:23:43 AM
The movie is a hug? What the hell does that mean?!?!
by DavidCamp
Jun 14th, 2006
07:26:25 AM
Is that Harry or a Wookie under that mask?
by Shermdawg
Jun 14th, 2006
07:28:41 AM
The face of Lucha Libra today
by HarryKnuckles
Jun 14th, 2006
07:30:17 AM
Harry, is that your chin or your tongue?
by AmirReza
Jun 14th, 2006
07:31:08 AM
remember when we got unbiased reviews from harry?
by tripp5
Jun 14th, 2006
07:40:35 AM
Nope. That animation is still burned into my brain.
by Wolfpack
Jun 14th, 2006
07:47:39 AM
The truth leaks out
by TenaciousA
Jun 14th, 2006
07:58:25 AM
Napolean Dynamite
by blackwood
Jun 14th, 2006
08:01:12 AM
I'm torn now...
by brycemonkey
Jun 14th, 2006
08:07:39 AM
Where are Los Straitjackets in all this?
by Gul Shah
Jun 14th, 2006
08:21:52 AM
Wow, judging by that first photo...
by I Hate Movies
Jun 14th, 2006
08:29:13 AM
Damn, that is a loud shirt!!!
by Mr Nice Gaius
Jun 14th, 2006
09:09:50 AM
Everytime Napoleon is on cable, I leave it on...
by Billyeveryteen
Jun 14th, 2006
09:21:46 AM
Harry, joo hairy...
by GrammarPolice
Jun 14th, 2006
09:36:57 AM
I liked Napoleon Dynamite.
by DocPazuzu
Jun 14th, 2006
09:40:42 AM
YackBacker
by jasper Stillwell
Jun 14th, 2006
09:43:29 AM
Funny like a raspberry on the cheek ??
by chickychow
Jun 14th, 2006
09:46:54 AM
I think Hess is gonna be a one trick pony
by ChorleyFM
Jun 14th, 2006
10:12:01 AM
Wohw..Mexico isn't here?
by Quin the Eskimo
Jun 14th, 2006
10:13:20 AM
Harry's review is right on.
by the Grobe
Jun 14th, 2006
10:22:35 AM
Vote for Pedro
by Henry Jones Jr.
Jun 14th, 2006
10:26:42 AM
since when...
by Datascream
Jun 14th, 2006
10:42:07 AM
I've seen it
by slone13
Jun 14th, 2006
10:44:37 AM
Eh, Harry's biased but..
by Gwai Lo
Jun 14th, 2006
11:03:35 AM
yo this movie rocks
by JudgeNXcutioner
Jun 14th, 2006
11:08:14 AM
Nacho Libre event
by moonfrog1967
Jun 14th, 2006
11:32:40 AM
Harry - goddamn it!
by Doctor_Sin
Jun 14th, 2006
11:55:12 AM
So it sucks. Got it Harry.
by Bob of the Shire
Jun 14th, 2006
12:01:14 PM
"I swear she has a great personality"
by chaplinatemyshoe
Jun 14th, 2006
12:14:04 PM
Hmmmmm ! So GAY !
by DoKToR EviL
Jun 14th, 2006
12:22:16 PM
When he said sweet I'm sure you meant pointless
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 14th, 2006
01:08:59 PM
dang I wish I could have been there for that!!
by quadrupletree
Jun 14th, 2006
01:16:52 PM
This review is hilarious.
by Angry Mean Panda
Jun 14th, 2006
01:26:43 PM

by PervOmatic
Jun 14th, 2006
01:31:29 PM
I will see this movie this weekend.
by mrfan
Jun 14th, 2006
01:36:02 PM
Nacho Libre event
by moonfrog1967
Jun 14th, 2006
01:38:30 PM
Chickychow
by OurManInMontr
Jun 14th, 2006
02:44:40 PM
Is that midget in the upper corner having sex w/Harry?
by pewterschmidt
Jun 14th, 2006
02:53:39 PM
OurManinMontreal
by chickychow
Jun 14th, 2006
03:02:25 PM
I can't hear you over your shirt
by durhay
Jun 14th, 2006
03:29:49 PM
Fat Guy in a Hawaiian Shirt. Way to Live the
by Borgnine JR
Jun 14th, 2006
03:50:28 PM
So, Napoleon Dynamite didn't work for Harry and this
by Silver_Joo
Jun 14th, 2006
03:57:45 PM
Two of the greatest british wrestlers of all time.....
by emeraldboy
Jun 14th, 2006
04:10:04 PM

by Elmore Rigby
Jun 14th, 2006
04:29:43 PM
Harry getting Humped by Jack Black
by Ky-El
Jun 14th, 2006
04:32:31 PM
homewrecker, you never called Beast a "dirty heeb?"
by chickychow
Jun 14th, 2006
04:43:40 PM
sounds exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
by doctor_gonzo
Jun 14th, 2006
04:53:03 PM
It is funny, but funny in an unfunny way.
by BannedOnTheRun
Jun 14th, 2006
05:04:06 PM
Who is Jack Black?
by godhatesyou
Jun 14th, 2006
05:08:26 PM
After he ripped his pants down-did he do a pile driver?
by Retrace
Jun 14th, 2006
05:19:25 PM
This movie will be a 200 million dollar smash
by BigTuna
Jun 14th, 2006
05:52:48 PM
the scariest fucking shirt ive ever seen....
by satansteve
Jun 14th, 2006
05:52:59 PM
Napoleon Dynamite is so overrated...
by Sidius
Jun 14th, 2006
06:00:22 PM
HOW TO GET A GOOD REVIEW FROM AICN:
by punto
Jun 14th, 2006
06:57:26 PM
In other words...
by Little Beavis
Jun 14th, 2006
06:58:21 PM
saw nacho like three months ago
by reckni
Jun 14th, 2006
06:59:34 PM
Watching Nacho Libre...
by chickychow
Jun 14th, 2006
07:30:40 PM
Damn, that animation is hilarious
by Doc_Strange
Jun 14th, 2006
07:49:57 PM
If you dig midget wrestling, check out PARTYmidgets.com
by Joey_Redballs
Jun 14th, 2006
08:45:22 PM
FUCK! I meant PARTYmidgets.NET
by Joey_Redballs
Jun 14th, 2006
08:50:47 PM
If you guys want the actual Nacho Mask...
by OriginalThinker
Jun 14th, 2006
08:56:55 PM
i went to the premiere...my thoughts...
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jun 14th, 2006
09:08:41 PM
sorry if that is unreadable...
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jun 14th, 2006
09:11:06 PM
Vampires and Zombies wrestling
by Great_Muta
Jun 14th, 2006
09:41:48 PM
yes aicn despises unbiased reviews
by white owl
Jun 14th, 2006
09:42:56 PM
punto, that was funny
by Bobo_Vision
Jun 14th, 2006
10:22:36 PM
Harry looks like...
by mansuper
Jun 14th, 2006
10:52:03 PM
Man, that picture was not necessary.
by superninja
Jun 14th, 2006
11:40:19 PM
Nice shirt, Harry. Where did you get it?
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jun 14th, 2006
11:46:53 PM
Zombie Bam Bam lives
by proper
Jun 15th, 2006
01:05:27 AM
Where'd you get the pics?
by NeuroticErotica
Jun 15th, 2006
05:20:26 AM
Napoleon was an inferior episode of FREAKS and GEEKS
by Rex Manning
Jun 15th, 2006
08:36:10 AM
Harry's shirt = Ass stain
by McTitties
Jun 15th, 2006
08:59:05 AM
Harry. Shave and get a hair cut.
by BilboRing
Jun 15th, 2006
11:04:20 AM
That is not a shirt!!!
by BilboRing
Jun 15th, 2006
11:09:54 AM
Nachoooooooooooooooo!!!
by R.C. the "Wise"
Jun 15th, 2006
11:37:24 AM
LOOKIT!!! OMG!!! OMFG!!!
by Shermdawg
Jun 15th, 2006
11:49:36 AM
NAP Dynamite was more controversial than the Passion
by George Newman
Jun 15th, 2006
11:58:37 AM
HaHaHaHaHa!!! Okay... take it easy
by Orionsangels
Jun 15th, 2006
12:13:03 PM
Rex, good call on that
by wash
Jun 15th, 2006
01:04:33 PM
Nachoooo
by _Kayser_
Jun 15th, 2006
04:59:52 PM
What the fuck is that on the top of the page!
by cockknocker
Jun 15th, 2006
05:08:12 PM
God forbid you watch this BEFORE the hype dies down
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jun 15th, 2006
08:26:03 PM
Why review this film?
by Rupee88
Jun 15th, 2006
09:53:35 PM
Anyone seen the "Deport Pedro" shirts?
by Doom II
Jun 16th, 2006
12:17:07 AM

by jagger
Jun 16th, 2006
02:32:46 AM
Why don't you blow the studio?
by jagger
Jun 16th, 2006
02:40:56 AM
Rupee88 is right!
by jagger
Jun 16th, 2006
02:51:50 AM
If Jack Black wants an Oscar...
by Bobo_Vision
Jun 16th, 2006
04:48:19 AM
Good stuff Harry &Co.
by JAGUART
Jun 16th, 2006
10:14:34 AM
Harry.
by godhatesyou
Jun 16th, 2006
03:41:43 PM
Particular as all hell? What does that mean?
by Rowley Birkin QC
Jun 16th, 2006
06:22:14 PM
"This movie is a warm hug and smile".
by Mr Brownstone
Jun 16th, 2006
08:59:16 PM
Harry's chest hair creeps me out
by Buck Turgidson
Jun 17th, 2006
06:14:05 PM
Word On The Street Is That Its Pretty Bad
by ZombieSolutions
Jun 18th, 2006
03:45:43 PM
my verdict
by rubensreviews
Jun 18th, 2006
11:42:55 PM
It was good
by JayDiggler
Jun 19th, 2006
08:41:34 AM
This is the number 2 film in the US
by emeraldboy
Jun 19th, 2006
02:23:40 PM
More photos!
by GojiraDeMonstah
Jun 19th, 2006
03:10:02 PM
holy!
by Weapon M
Jun 21st, 2006
08:22:00 PM
Lex Luger eats Nachos for Breakfast
by chien_sale
Jun 21st, 2006
11:28:55 PM
I guess Harry will do anything for Nacho Libre now.
by Wolfpack
Jun 22nd, 2006
07:37:13 AM
NACHO LIBRE! NACHO LIBRE!
by LilOgre
Jul 11th, 2006
02:58:46 PM

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