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CLERKS 2 gets a new Internet Only Trailer just for us internet people!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a link to the internet only trailer for Kevin Smith's CLERKS sequel. STAR WARS, LOTR, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS... lotsa geeky references, plus some internet approved profanity, a Mrs. Smith bra flash and Rosario Dawson looking hotter than ever. Lots to like in the below. Enjoy!!!

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And the Kevin Smith bashing begins...
by JuggFuckler
Apr 2nd, 2006
08:44:00 PM
"Rosario Dawson looking hotter than ever."
by PushTheButton
Apr 2nd, 2006
08:44:28 PM
Ya know how much the average jizzmopper makes?
by Zeke25:17
Apr 2nd, 2006
08:47:48 PM
Just for all the people he badmouths!
by I Dunno
Apr 2nd, 2006
08:47:57 PM
foist?
by jimmy_009
Apr 2nd, 2006
08:48:17 PM
Wow that was some major boring shit.
by Thumper2k1
Apr 2nd, 2006
08:48:23 PM
I'm there
by Deagle2
Apr 2nd, 2006
08:48:48 PM
Flinkman?
by El Fuego
Apr 2nd, 2006
08:49:25 PM
Is it just me...
by mikebg
Apr 2nd, 2006
08:53:57 PM
Well...
by CatVutt
Apr 2nd, 2006
08:55:42 PM
I said Now!!!
by JuggFuckler
Apr 2nd, 2006
09:09:14 PM
"Rosario Dawson looking hotter than ever."
by DirkVega
Apr 2nd, 2006
09:10:57 PM
Not bad, but...
by Nodwick
Apr 2nd, 2006
09:16:02 PM
Now you've done it, JuggFuckler
by Diazanon
Apr 2nd, 2006
09:39:13 PM
Whoever is cutting these trailers SUCKS...
by Batutta
Apr 2nd, 2006
09:45:06 PM
I'd love to give my thoughts on this trailer...
by Laza-rus
Apr 2nd, 2006
09:47:48 PM
I'm just enjoying hearing these characters again.
by The Pusher
Apr 2nd, 2006
09:53:55 PM
Looks like shit.
by chickychow
Apr 2nd, 2006
09:55:21 PM
What the hell are you people talking about?
by digital8
Apr 2nd, 2006
09:58:43 PM
looks...
by KlitorisOvrdrive
Apr 2nd, 2006
10:09:53 PM
Looks like fun
by dregmobile
Apr 2nd, 2006
10:16:35 PM
Kevin Smith bashing: Smith fucked up DOGMA big time.
by dregmobile
Apr 2nd, 2006
10:24:24 PM
your opinions dont matter and no one cares
by ReDWasK
Apr 2nd, 2006
10:24:26 PM
Looks great!
by Ultraman_Rocks
Apr 2nd, 2006
10:24:59 PM
It is actually a metal version of the animated theme
by Fearsme
Apr 2nd, 2006
10:27:30 PM
Uh, I happen to cut trailers for a living...
by Batutta
Apr 2nd, 2006
10:33:59 PM
Kevin Smith and the Cockholes
by FordPerfect
Apr 2nd, 2006
10:46:55 PM
Batutta
by digital8
Apr 2nd, 2006
10:51:53 PM
correction
by digital8
Apr 2nd, 2006
10:54:10 PM
What happened to "THE PASSION OF THE CLERKS"?
by nomihs
Apr 2nd, 2006
10:57:31 PM
Uh, I happen to cut trailers for a living...
by spindude
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:08:56 PM
Good lord, every time I close my eyes...
by RaylanGivens
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:10:29 PM
Good lord, every time I close my eyes...
by RaylanGivens
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:10:29 PM
After my Mallrats, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Marathon ...
by Snuffles
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:13:45 PM
Sorry digital8, I value my anonymity...
by Batutta
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:17:11 PM
Dogma was great
by Chief Redcock
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:17:42 PM
What's wrong with editing trailers for a living?
by I Dunno
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:19:59 PM
Thank you, I Dunno...
by Batutta
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:22:14 PM
Batutta
by OhDaesu
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:23:10 PM
Hey, I originally was just responding to another post..
by Batutta
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:31:06 PM
This might break a record...
by dr_dreadlocks
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:31:14 PM
Wow, how f'n shitty was that f'n shit?!
by Darth Bauer
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:31:48 PM
Clerks Sucked...Kevin Smith sucks
by Jeditemple
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:35:46 PM
Kinda sad, really.
by Mostholy
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:36:22 PM
Dogma was a sophmoric piece of shit.
by TheFryHole
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:38:50 PM
Looks dumb
by zikade zarathos
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:40:19 PM
Sorry JuggFuckler it had to be done
by TheFryHole
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:42:27 PM
Brather...
by onefalsemove
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:43:35 PM
0wn4g3 time Batutta
by digital8
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:47:01 PM
cant wait to see this..but..
by VoodooV
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:49:39 PM
Re: Shabbyblue and Trailer editing
by Nodwick
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:57:09 PM
Star Wars references were cool in 1994, funny in '99...
by Flim Springfield
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:57:23 PM
I used to cut with Adobe Premiere back in the 90's...
by Batutta
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:57:50 PM
Animated Clerks movie?
by Nodwick
Apr 2nd, 2006
11:57:58 PM
Batutta
by digital8
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:07:50 AM
lovely trailer IMO
by ILK
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:12:48 AM
Oh, irony.
by Batutta
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:15:10 AM
You know what's really funny?
by mortsleam
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:21:57 AM
Nipples
by jobytack
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:23:09 AM
The reason why this crap will be a "hit"...
by Darth Bauer
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:27:37 AM
I'm so there
by viranth
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:32:07 AM
SIMPSONS MOVIE TEASER DOWNLOAD
by digital8
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:32:37 AM
i will see this movie
by microwavable?
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:35:35 AM
time for a 24 talkback
by digital8
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:51:15 AM
Kevin Smith is wildly over rated!
by DoctorWho?
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:10:01 AM
ummm...
by kingjalex
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:10:37 AM
Trailer...
by blackwood
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:12:31 AM
Love Kevin Smith
by Biowolf
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:22:53 AM
darth
by ILK
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:27:42 AM
Uh, I happen to cut the cheese for a living...
by K-pobuibo
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:31:46 AM
Here's a link to a trailer I cut...
by Batutta
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:42:35 AM
Buffalo Bill!
by Poacher
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:55:15 AM
Oops, Harry did, just kidding..............
by Poacher
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:55:34 AM
These talkbacks are so redundant, haha!
by Orionsangels
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:57:56 AM
Darth Bauer...
by Zorak5
Apr 3rd, 2006
02:14:07 AM
This trailer is not good.
by one9deuce
Apr 3rd, 2006
03:04:03 AM
Silence of the Lambs referne
by hiperaktiv
Apr 3rd, 2006
03:05:07 AM
Silence of the lambs reference
by hiperaktiv
Apr 3rd, 2006
03:06:18 AM
Trailer
by deanamatronix
Apr 3rd, 2006
03:29:13 AM
Uh, I happen to cut the mustard for a living...
by samsquanch
Apr 3rd, 2006
03:56:20 AM
Jersey Girl Fans Unite!!!
by donkeypark
Apr 3rd, 2006
04:54:19 AM
Doesn't look promising.
by mrfan
Apr 3rd, 2006
04:59:34 AM
JuggFuckler, PWM ME NOW!
by BannedOnTheRun
Apr 3rd, 2006
05:01:56 AM
I watch trailers for a pleasant diversion
by BannedOnTheRun
Apr 3rd, 2006
05:09:00 AM
I'd rather eat my own shit than see another Kevin Smith
by Drunken Rage
Apr 3rd, 2006
05:10:00 AM
*Prays (preys) for more dancing Jason*
by Knugen
Apr 3rd, 2006
05:23:18 AM
I'd rather watch anothe KS movie than eat my own shit
by donkeypark
Apr 3rd, 2006
05:25:08 AM
The mere mention of a new Kevin Smith film...
by Lone Fox
Apr 3rd, 2006
06:31:21 AM
Its about damn time Kevin
by Undead Neverhood
Apr 3rd, 2006
07:51:56 AM
The Truth And Nothing But The Truth
by douglaswaltz
Apr 3rd, 2006
07:56:51 AM
Got Christ?
by screamster
Apr 3rd, 2006
08:45:40 AM
Hey I cut trailers too :)
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 3rd, 2006
08:48:18 AM
How come...
by brycemonkey
Apr 3rd, 2006
08:50:17 AM
Here comes Randall...he's a Berzerker!
by BeltwayBrian
Apr 3rd, 2006
09:33:38 AM
Looks like Shit
by tripp5
Apr 3rd, 2006
09:52:24 AM
Nice nickname Gus Van Rant
by Darth Kong
Apr 3rd, 2006
10:09:14 AM
I just realized...
by dr_dreadlocks
Apr 3rd, 2006
10:28:32 AM
Jesus
by Darth Kong
Apr 3rd, 2006
10:42:48 AM
you guys are pathetic
by butnugget
Apr 3rd, 2006
10:44:09 AM
Whiners
by flipjinklee
Apr 3rd, 2006
11:29:44 AM

by Cesman
Apr 3rd, 2006
11:34:41 AM
The Steaming Pile!
by FordPerfect
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:04:28 PM
Poor Kevin
by Frank Wolf75
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:20:04 PM
So I guess all the Annakin bashing is ironic given.....
by TheSeeker7
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:25:13 PM
_clerks_ 1 -- still mr. smith's best work
by duanejones
Apr 3rd, 2006
12:33:14 PM
I like Kevin Smith
by OhDaesu
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:07:22 PM
is it me, or does Randall seem to get worse
by Fearsme
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:13:10 PM
It's Good To See Jay and Silent Bob on Screen Again!
by Tron8278
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:30:32 PM
For "Gus Van Rant" (which, I recognize, is a good nick)
by KevinSmith
Apr 3rd, 2006
01:57:30 PM
If you're going to put your wife in your movie...
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 3rd, 2006
02:02:01 PM
For what it's worth
by MemBirdman
Apr 3rd, 2006
02:05:35 PM
wow nothing like growing as a filmmaker...
by Manaqua
Apr 3rd, 2006
02:09:47 PM
Kevin! You must resist posting!
by Doom II
Apr 3rd, 2006
02:14:24 PM
Clerks II will be funny or I will refund your money!
by Doom II
Apr 3rd, 2006
02:23:55 PM
Re: "Rosario Dawson looking hotter than ever."
by BizarroJerry
Apr 3rd, 2006
02:30:58 PM
This is not a sequel to Clerks
by DonkeyBalls
Apr 3rd, 2006
02:34:41 PM
"Don't look at his weewee."
by Novaman5000
Apr 3rd, 2006
02:36:35 PM
My love for you is like a truck...
by BeltwayBrian
Apr 3rd, 2006
02:50:48 PM
I will gladly pay Kevin's mortgage...
by donkeypark
Apr 3rd, 2006
02:55:14 PM
GOTTA LOVE YOU FANBOYS... THE MOVIE ISN'T EVEN OUT YET!
by moto
Apr 3rd, 2006
03:20:30 PM
First off...
by Dmann
Apr 3rd, 2006
03:30:07 PM
first post, trailer looks funny
by BrightEyes
Apr 3rd, 2006
03:45:57 PM
That looked great! Loved the dig at JERSEY GIRL :)
by brokentusk
Apr 3rd, 2006
03:55:34 PM
Smith's wife never did anything to me.
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 3rd, 2006
04:01:08 PM
Kevin brings a lot of it on himself.
by one9deuce
Apr 3rd, 2006
04:15:56 PM
I certainly don't dislike Kevin Smith or anything.
by one9deuce
Apr 3rd, 2006
04:19:28 PM
Smith's wife looks like she's about 4000 years old.
by Angry Mean Panda
Apr 3rd, 2006
04:19:39 PM
Actually, you know what? I just now watched it.
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 3rd, 2006
04:21:50 PM
Well done Mews and Smith.
by brycemonkey
Apr 3rd, 2006
04:27:33 PM
See? That wasn't so hard.
by donkeypark
Apr 3rd, 2006
04:33:43 PM
A-la-ke-nooch! I'll be there opening night yo!
by VatoLoco
Apr 3rd, 2006
04:50:41 PM
while i am a KEVIN SMITH fan,
by frank cotton
Apr 3rd, 2006
05:03:48 PM
Is Jay's character going to be "re-habed"
by donkeypark
Apr 3rd, 2006
05:05:37 PM
how about fixin' the wondows media link
by frank cotton
Apr 3rd, 2006
05:09:00 PM
Real Brave Kevin
by JuggFuckler
Apr 3rd, 2006
05:21:59 PM
You brought this on yourselves, all of you
by JuggFuckler
Apr 3rd, 2006
05:28:16 PM
Affleck was the BOMB in Phantoms, yo.
by samsquanch
Apr 3rd, 2006
05:36:37 PM
Quick-Stop
by JackBristow
Apr 3rd, 2006
05:46:32 PM
juggfuckler
by spindude
Apr 3rd, 2006
06:16:13 PM
Smith's wife
by soylentphil
Apr 3rd, 2006
06:28:19 PM
Slag off Kevin Smith all you like...
by Cray-1
Apr 3rd, 2006
06:49:56 PM
Randal's my hero!
by pokadoo
Apr 3rd, 2006
07:04:07 PM
Now that's the way you deal with talkbackers, Kevin
by Laserbrain
Apr 3rd, 2006
08:24:07 PM
Not only is she hot...
by donkeypark
Apr 3rd, 2006
08:35:30 PM
One must wonder
by The_Clu
Apr 3rd, 2006
09:32:36 PM
don't have to ever see JERSEY GIRL because
by frank cotton
Apr 3rd, 2006
10:11:13 PM
Chick flick's can be pretty good actually...
by donkeypark
Apr 3rd, 2006
10:25:31 PM
and Jersey Girl was about a single Father...
by donkeypark
Apr 3rd, 2006
10:27:07 PM
First Anthrax, now King Diamond? WOOT!
by chicagofilms1
Apr 3rd, 2006
10:46:03 PM
That Trailer...
by Luvs269er
Apr 4th, 2006
12:15:06 AM
Was Horrible
by Luvs269er
Apr 4th, 2006
12:15:25 AM
Oh stop with Kevins wife. She's cute and you know it.
by Orionsangels
Apr 4th, 2006
02:37:09 AM
does...
by green_lantern01
Apr 4th, 2006
03:35:23 AM
Damn you guys are harsh
by Rcamacho2278
Apr 4th, 2006
04:00:35 AM
Learn to spell, morons
by BannedOnTheRun
Apr 4th, 2006
04:39:20 AM
...
by The_Lion
Apr 4th, 2006
06:30:18 AM
What the FUCK is all this trailer bashing about?
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 4th, 2006
06:51:04 AM
green_lantern01
by spindude
Apr 4th, 2006
06:52:14 AM
or is it...
by spindude
Apr 4th, 2006
07:30:52 AM
Kevin Rocks (Here's a Thought)...
by jazzbox2
Apr 4th, 2006
10:39:12 AM
jazzbox2
by Thumper2k1
Apr 4th, 2006
12:58:21 PM
He can't get decent performances out of good actors
by chickychow
Apr 4th, 2006
01:04:14 PM
spindude
by green_lantern01
Apr 4th, 2006
01:25:30 PM
I Love Smith's Movies..
by EmoKid182
Apr 4th, 2006
02:22:36 PM
I love how...
by NathanDetroits
Apr 4th, 2006
02:55:51 PM
Keep showing your support if you're a fan.
by donkeypark
Apr 4th, 2006
03:30:48 PM
I think EmoKid is right...
by The Pusher
Apr 4th, 2006
03:33:35 PM
KEVIN, a MEWES film would be awesome!
by moto
Apr 4th, 2006
03:39:13 PM
Gus Van Rant
by NathanDetroits
Apr 5th, 2006
12:19:38 PM
Gus Van Rant....
by moto
Apr 5th, 2006
03:29:37 PM
Gus
by NathanDetroits
Apr 5th, 2006
05:45:17 PM
Trailer.
by JDPRITCHETT
Apr 8th, 2006
01:27:44 PM
Trailer.
by JDPRITCHETT
Apr 8th, 2006
01:27:58 PM

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