I am – Hercules!!

We depart with our spoiler FAQ format, mayhaps in an effort to garner your attention.

Emboldened by his success with the very strange spy drama “Alias,” genius dramatist J.J. Abrams this evening starts the very strange final story arc of his departing college drama “Felicity.”

It’s the big graduation episode. Watch and be reminded of how good an actress is Keri Russell. Stay till the end, when we get a coda set months after graduation day – and an eyebrow-raising glimpse of young Ms. Porter’s post-grad life.

Then tune in next week as the series gets even more surprising. Abrams thrusts our heroine into an alternate universe. We shit you not.

You’ll have to do some planning since “Felicity” continues to air in a impossible timeslot, 9 p.m. on the WB, opposite “West Wing,” “Amazing Race,” “Bernie Mac,” “Greg the Bunny,” “Drew Carey” and “Wolf Lake.” But, trust us, it’s worth the effort.

I hate this show! I love this show! Hate! Love! Hate! Love!

Herc’s rating for “Felicity” 4.17?

***1/2

The Hercules T. Strong Rating System:

• ***** better than we deserve
• **** better than most motion pictures
• *** actually worth your valuable time
• ** as horrible as most stuff on TV
• * makes you quietly pray for bulletins

I am – Hercules!!

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