Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.

I've heard this BEYOND THE ICE title that people have been talking about, and it always sounded profoundly lame to my ears. Now I'm getting hammered with e-mail from people who say that the London Sunday MIRROR has broken the new title for the film. Keep in mind... this is a British tabloid... so who knows if this is right or not? But the rumor is indeed floating out there now, and here we go...

Harry, i'm a first time writer to you but i love your site and have done for many years. Anyway, i seen an article in Saturdays Mirror concerning the new Bond movie but so far no ones picked up on it. so here's what it said...

The 20th Bond Film will be called "Beneath The Sea", 007 bosses will reveal this weekend(probably from the press conference that was on yesterday but i've seen a report from that and no title was named), the rest of the article goes...

The long awaited title for the move will be announced as they await the return of star Pierce Brosnan to the set.

Filming began on January 14 but schedule had to be changed after the 48-year-old actor had to have surgery.

Brosnan had laser treatment in America for a tron tendon in his knee.

He was injured during filming on location in Berkshire, England, but is due back on the set on March 4.

There was also some stuff about Madonna doing the song and making a cameo in the film.

i hope you find this either interesting or crap because it sounds to me that it might be but i thought i'd bring it to your attention.

You can call me bonzothebuzz.

BENEATH THE SEA?!?

Psssst... MGM and EON... this is a James Bond film you're naming, not a homecoming dance. I hope to god this is just someone's delirious attempt at livening up a slow news weekend, but considering MGM's recent track record, I'd say it's entirely possible they have goobed up the new Bond title just like they do with everything they touch.

I'll just be over here rolling my eyes until one of them falls out...

"Moriarty" out.