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STAR WARS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES

Hey folks, Dave here. Normally I wouldn't post this, but my fear is that Harry is still asleep, since he's normally awake into the wee hours of the morning, So, if I don't post something, all of you people are going to keep emailing us with this until our mailboxes bleed.

Yes indeed, the title of Star Wars Episode II is ATTACK OF THE CLONES. How do I feel about this?

I don't. I have absolutely no emotional response to this news. I still hope that this second film in the sextet will be better than the first, which I personally didn't like at all. Yes, I know, some of you did, and good for you, I say, but me, I was most displeased. Surely, I think, Episode II can't be worse...so say I tempting fate.

Whatever the future holds, we now have a title, and if for no other reason than to ease the pressure on our mailboxes, it had to be posted. There it is. Think on it, if you imagine it's important in any way.

Dave Alvarado, El Cosmico

dave@aintitcool.com

P.S.: Yes, this is official - just check out www.starwars.com/episode-ii.

Harry here.... Boy ain't this title a beaut? I've had calls from Media since about noon asking what I think of STAR WARS EPISODE II: SEND IN THE CLONES, and ya know... Somehow it reminds me of Krusty the Klown! Anyway, check this CLONE story on CNN, kinda eerie that Lucas announces this title and Human Cloning is to officially begin!!!!

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Lame, but everyone's still going to see it.
by wadew
Aug 6th, 2001
10:39:41 AM
not a great title, but my hopes are high
by Krinkle
Aug 6th, 2001
10:41:01 AM
say wha?
by afropick
Aug 6th, 2001
10:41:31 AM
LUCAS IS OFFICIALLY ON CRACK!!!
by robogeek.com
Aug 6th, 2001
10:42:26 AM
and may I just add...
by Krinkle
Aug 6th, 2001
10:44:00 AM
Better Title
by Dr. Dew
Aug 6th, 2001
10:44:51 AM
I think it's pretty safe to assume that...
by I87D
Aug 6th, 2001
10:44:53 AM
Yes, it's official.
by thehowler
Aug 6th, 2001
10:45:58 AM
GEORGE LUCAS IS AN IDIOT.
by VictorC
Aug 6th, 2001
10:46:05 AM
May not be rumor
by Dr. Dew
Aug 6th, 2001
10:46:48 AM
THE THIRD ONE WILL BE THE GOOD ONE.
by RipReaver
Aug 6th, 2001
10:47:03 AM
Attack of the Bald Headed Killer Clones from Outer Space with Ra
by Klam Bake
Aug 6th, 2001
10:47:21 AM
Surely this is a pisstake. What with all the news of Human cloni
by El Tronerino
Aug 6th, 2001
10:48:20 AM
THE TITLE IS OFFICIAL- ITS ON STARWARS.COM
by RipReaver
Aug 6th, 2001
10:49:35 AM
And the REAL title is...
by prisoner2k
Aug 6th, 2001
10:50:53 AM
Then why doesn't LUCASFILM own the .com and.net domain names. It
by -mrbean-
Aug 6th, 2001
10:53:12 AM
Doubt it will stick
by DrOzymandias
Aug 6th, 2001
10:53:17 AM
Attention Bootleggers!
by Klam Bake
Aug 6th, 2001
10:54:11 AM
I take it back
by -mrbean-
Aug 6th, 2001
10:54:28 AM
Doesn't anyone ever say "No" to this guy?!
by Insane Tiki
Aug 6th, 2001
10:58:19 AM
Just what the hell is WRONG WITH "THE CLONE WARS"
by -mrbean-
Aug 6th, 2001
11:00:06 AM
Oooh, and Empire Stikes Back and New Hope are that much cooler?
by Brock Landers
Aug 6th, 2001
11:02:28 AM
His son must haved titled it.
by Keepers
Aug 6th, 2001
11:04:07 AM
You are all wrong!
by desslok
Aug 6th, 2001
11:05:59 AM
Lucas is losing it.
by MikeSal222
Aug 6th, 2001
11:06:34 AM
Star Wars II: When Clones Attack!
by CharlesPalantine
Aug 6th, 2001
11:07:11 AM
And you thought. . .
by RenoNevada2000
Aug 6th, 2001
11:07:43 AM
geeks and titles they love
by AshFett
Aug 6th, 2001
11:08:14 AM
Just thought I'd add my personal shot at the title
by Thumper2k1
Aug 6th, 2001
11:12:59 AM
Star Wars: Episode II -- The Insane Clone Posse
by CharlesPalantine
Aug 6th, 2001
11:13:45 AM
I'm scared of you people...
by Huneybee
Aug 6th, 2001
11:14:42 AM
Lucas' BIG Political Statement!
by wappy
Aug 6th, 2001
11:20:05 AM
Er, still undecided.....
by togmeister
Aug 6th, 2001
11:20:52 AM
It's offical: The fna's hate it!
by Lester
Aug 6th, 2001
11:25:50 AM
Here's the answer...
by monkeyjoe
Aug 6th, 2001
11:29:20 AM
At first I thought the title was silly...
by Obi-Dan
Aug 6th, 2001
11:29:52 AM
The Clone Wars. The Clone Wars. The Clone Wars.
by Teko
Aug 6th, 2001
11:31:16 AM
Way to crap on an enterprise.
by Yogurt
Aug 6th, 2001
11:31:26 AM
Star Wars Episode II: Talkback Wack-Pack Strike Back!
by Zubalove
Aug 6th, 2001
11:33:39 AM
AGREED!!
by Son of JOHN TITOR
Aug 6th, 2001
11:36:00 AM
please, for the love of god!
by Empyreal
Aug 6th, 2001
11:39:01 AM
About time
by Berserker666
Aug 6th, 2001
11:39:45 AM
It follows the pattern of the others
by CrayolaBoy
Aug 6th, 2001
11:40:57 AM
JIM ROME
by BYOBkenobi
Aug 6th, 2001
11:45:11 AM
I don't know, I knida like it :o)
by elwen
Aug 6th, 2001
11:46:34 AM
Star Wars Episode III: Masters of the Universe
by Sgt. Bilko
Aug 6th, 2001
11:46:50 AM
Wait a minute...so is that Polo Sport vs. Drakkar Noir??!! OH,
by AlphaFly
Aug 6th, 2001
11:48:07 AM
the new title is:...
by rogerboxlightner
Aug 6th, 2001
11:48:41 AM
Shittiest Title ever
by Acegeckomcqueen
Aug 6th, 2001
11:51:13 AM
They should have used this title
by thedow
Aug 6th, 2001
11:51:19 AM
Worst title ever in the history of man!
by Acegeckomcqueen
Aug 6th, 2001
11:53:24 AM
yank em
by Wrecks
Aug 6th, 2001
11:55:23 AM
Geez
by No. 41
Aug 6th, 2001
11:57:52 AM
Star Wars Episode II: Gone with the Clone.
by FunnyManJake
Aug 6th, 2001
12:09:58 PM
Lucas to Star Wars trademarked quiji board: "...the title for t
by Smugbug
Aug 6th, 2001
12:40:57 PM
You'd think after Attack of The Killer Tomatoes, nobody would ca
by Batutta
Aug 6th, 2001
12:54:48 PM
She don't eat meat but she sure like the clone
by Kerrak
Aug 6th, 2001
01:30:18 PM
I see why Harry is reluctant to bring up anything "Star Wars"
by odysseus
Aug 6th, 2001
01:35:54 PM
Wait a minute-- you mean it's NOT going to be "Star Wars: Episod
by Pallando Blue
Aug 6th, 2001
01:37:14 PM
Its a bit retro but......
by Gabba-UK
Aug 6th, 2001
01:39:08 PM
Attack of the Clownes?
by Lindenius
Aug 6th, 2001
02:12:34 PM
You can't call it "The Clone Wars"
by JT_Ripper
Aug 6th, 2001
02:17:21 PM
Come on!! Lucas is pulling all your legs, it's actually being ca
by SLASH0723
Aug 6th, 2001
02:38:53 PM
George Lucas here...my two cents...
by GeorgeLucas
Aug 6th, 2001
02:49:54 PM
Not that bad, really
by Ru-Fi-Oooooh
Aug 6th, 2001
02:53:34 PM
EPISODE II - THE CLONE RANGER....
by Doctor Gonzo
Aug 6th, 2001
03:10:04 PM
NO
by pip1345
Aug 6th, 2001
03:13:53 PM
EPISODE II - THE CLONE RANGER....
by Doctor Gonzo
Aug 6th, 2001
03:25:16 PM
EPISODE II - THE CLONE RANGER....
by Doctor Gonzo
Aug 6th, 2001
03:25:45 PM
"Episode III: You guys are SUCKERRRRRS!!!"
by user id indeed!
Aug 6th, 2001
03:31:07 PM
It should have been called, Star Wars Episode II: The Clones War
by Norm3
Aug 6th, 2001
03:50:09 PM
Fake titles
by zacdilone
Aug 6th, 2001
04:05:38 PM
Interesting timing...
by Gasgano
Aug 6th, 2001
04:16:39 PM
How about "Clone Alone"?
by TimBenzedrine
Aug 6th, 2001
04:27:35 PM
How about "Clone Alone"?
by TimBenzedrine
Aug 6th, 2001
04:30:32 PM
DEAR MR. GUYINTHEBACKROW...
by JohnTravisRules
Aug 6th, 2001
04:41:31 PM
HA HA, Slap em again, George!
by MCVamp
Aug 6th, 2001
05:19:44 PM
A Note To The Clueless....
by Tombot
Aug 6th, 2001
05:41:48 PM
Do you not love us anymore, George?
by awkwardboyhero
Aug 6th, 2001
05:57:23 PM
Better title
by tsalinas1976
Aug 6th, 2001
06:04:39 PM
I think I just wet myself
by Tiger Ninestein
Aug 6th, 2001
06:12:24 PM
The Rock asks George Lucas the name of his latest Star Wars movi
by cesspoolinferno
Aug 6th, 2001
06:51:05 PM
I dont even know what to say
by super ant88
Aug 6th, 2001
07:08:17 PM
Lucas Smoking Weed? Absolutely a Ludicrous Title...Pififul!
by ChadM
Aug 6th, 2001
08:12:58 PM
Attack of the Clones
by lemon_t
Aug 6th, 2001
08:25:03 PM
The saga continues, "STAR WARS: EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES
by Foreskin_Jones
Aug 6th, 2001
08:33:28 PM
Are you all fucking nuts?!!!!
by sf fan
Aug 6th, 2001
08:50:12 PM
Serious DISSAPOINTMENT...not about the title...about THIS SITE(t
by Brian 2000
Aug 6th, 2001
09:55:46 PM
Serious DISSAPOINTMENT...not about the title...about THIS SITE(t
by Brian 2000
Aug 6th, 2001
10:03:56 PM
Simple Like ESB.
by DarthZachToo
Aug 6th, 2001
10:13:26 PM
Its a good fucking title dickheads
by Ghibli-San
Aug 6th, 2001
10:17:18 PM
JIM ROME Sucks
by Am_I_Unbreakable
Aug 6th, 2001
10:26:28 PM
The Word Clone
by AshFett
Aug 6th, 2001
10:28:07 PM
George: Fiona, can you help me with this title? Fiona: Absolu
by jollydwarf
Aug 6th, 2001
10:29:38 PM
And another thing!
by AshFett
Aug 6th, 2001
10:40:16 PM
Sounds Like a Bad B-MovieTitle to Me.
by CRITICAL MASS
Aug 6th, 2001
11:15:12 PM
He should've called it "When Savannah Smiles", oh wait, that tit
by Cruel Shoes
Aug 6th, 2001
11:17:06 PM
Why not just call it: The Clone War.
by Dlhstar
Aug 6th, 2001
11:25:20 PM
What?
by Magnolia2000
Aug 6th, 2001
11:34:08 PM

by locusta
Aug 6th, 2001
11:45:37 PM
I think Im a clone now.
by spiderland
Aug 6th, 2001
11:45:55 PM
Lucasfilm issues a correction
by Edmund Exley
Aug 6th, 2001
11:56:10 PM
Do you people even like movies anymore?
by CrayolaBoy
Aug 7th, 2001
12:00:16 AM
LUCAS/L RON HUBBARD PRESENT...
by spiderland
Aug 7th, 2001
12:10:06 AM
ANH, ESB, ROTJ, and now AOTC
by Phat_Cheops
Aug 7th, 2001
12:12:36 AM
Take "Star Wars - Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones" and replace
by Darth Ranik
Aug 7th, 2001
12:20:00 AM
How can I forget?
by Foreskin_Jones
Aug 7th, 2001
12:25:00 AM
Star Wars III: Jar Jar gets Gungan Rabies
by odeus
Aug 7th, 2001
12:32:17 AM
*sigh*
by CamOp
Aug 7th, 2001
12:34:12 AM
I come not to bury George Lucas, but to praise him
by SportzEd
Aug 7th, 2001
12:48:19 AM
Attack of the Killer Clones from Outer Space
by TheWalrus
Aug 7th, 2001
12:54:04 AM
Attack Of The Newbie
by dalell
Aug 7th, 2001
01:00:56 AM
Harry is so fucking right!!!
by Gabba-UK
Aug 7th, 2001
01:13:41 AM
KEY TO A GOOD TITLE
by talkbacker3201
Aug 7th, 2001
01:22:00 AM
The spin-off titles have been so much better...
by Kyle.Reese
Aug 7th, 2001
01:22:57 AM
Fellowship of the Ring
by Maggie
Aug 7th, 2001
01:27:03 AM
Attack of the Crap.
by a goonie
Aug 7th, 2001
01:30:21 AM
Ewwwwwwwwww.....
by Bishop of Battle
Aug 7th, 2001
01:44:48 AM
My prediction for Episode III title (seriously)
by VarietyWriter
Aug 7th, 2001
01:45:01 AM
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE SCAM
by spiderland
Aug 7th, 2001
01:48:55 AM
"No...that's not true...that's impossible!"
by Dragonfire
Aug 7th, 2001
01:51:06 AM
You people are repeating yourselves!
by Nadir
Aug 7th, 2001
01:53:02 AM
George Lucas is a Sith Lord !!!
by LCD
Aug 7th, 2001
01:59:01 AM
Awww come on......
by Omni-Nerd
Aug 7th, 2001
02:50:38 AM
The Difference Between The Old Titles And The New, And Why The N
by IrishStephen
Aug 7th, 2001
03:10:00 AM
The Difference Between The Old Titles And The New, And Why The N
by IrishStephen
Aug 7th, 2001
03:11:48 AM
Episode II: A Lost Hope
by The Game Master
Aug 7th, 2001
03:15:33 AM
Damned Lucas
by Nightcloud
Aug 7th, 2001
03:21:41 AM
ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOS
by buhusky
Aug 7th, 2001
03:23:35 AM
A George Brooks and Mel Lucas film...
by Sabretooth1974
Aug 7th, 2001
03:24:42 AM
Episode II: A Lost Hope
by The Game Master
Aug 7th, 2001
03:27:46 AM
Star Wars Episode 2 Carry On Cloning
by reni
Aug 7th, 2001
03:42:29 AM
My Little Brother Thinks It's A Cool Title
by Hollywood99%crap
Aug 7th, 2001
03:43:12 AM
You all love it and you know it!
by Frank Black
Aug 7th, 2001
03:51:04 AM
Attack of Toys
by Dogchew
Aug 7th, 2001
03:52:02 AM
It should be "EpII You're Going to Give Me 8 Bucks Anyways"
by Sabretooth1974
Aug 7th, 2001
03:59:58 AM
Why did George come up of this Title?
by Attacking_Clone
Aug 7th, 2001
04:00:04 AM
Why did George come up of this Title?
by Attacking_Clone
Aug 7th, 2001
04:00:12 AM
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
by ConcreteKiller
Aug 7th, 2001
04:11:06 AM
EP2: "...send in the clones..."
by RooBarb
Aug 7th, 2001
04:11:18 AM
a funny story...
by DrX
Aug 7th, 2001
04:15:15 AM
killer clones from outer space
by dannynoonan
Aug 7th, 2001
04:17:44 AM
Star Wars II: The Clones Attack
by Lobanhaki
Aug 7th, 2001
04:23:11 AM
Attack of the...what?
by JustAnotherPrick
Aug 7th, 2001
04:27:01 AM
"I want proof, not leads!"
by rabid_republican
Aug 7th, 2001
04:41:42 AM
Let's consider a few things
by PoxyVonSinister
Aug 7th, 2001
04:43:53 AM
It's 1948. We're All Kids, Rowdy In A Matinee In Modesto, CA.
by Buzz Maverik
Aug 7th, 2001
04:49:11 AM
We're fucked!
by Triumph
Aug 7th, 2001
04:51:56 AM
Sounds like an Ed Wood movie
by CheeseBiscuit
Aug 7th, 2001
04:52:06 AM
It could be worse, it could have been titled STAR WARS: RELOADED
by matrix_sux
Aug 7th, 2001
04:57:44 AM
I dont care what its called
by jaz2k
Aug 7th, 2001
04:59:05 AM
Everybody loves a clone; why don't you?
by Gul Shah
Aug 7th, 2001
04:59:42 AM
Anyone seen this on Film Jerk...
by dpf0822
Aug 7th, 2001
05:05:43 AM
Stating the obvious
by Movieplex
Aug 7th, 2001
05:10:00 AM
OK - Fine - but could't they have just inserted the word "Killer
by PKD
Aug 7th, 2001
05:13:41 AM
Do you lot know ANYTHING!?!?
by Mr Chuff
Aug 7th, 2001
05:16:13 AM
Clones! Excuse me, what are clones?
by Purist
Aug 7th, 2001
05:22:51 AM
Don't like the title, BUT..........
by Eraser
Aug 7th, 2001
05:25:36 AM
I agree that Star Wars II - The Clone War is better...but...
by PKD
Aug 7th, 2001
05:26:47 AM
Which one of George's kids picked out the title?
by Roguewriter
Aug 7th, 2001
05:28:28 AM
Hmmm... why announce it today?
by Purist
Aug 7th, 2001
05:38:31 AM
Jesus Christ, it's a title!
by happywaffle
Aug 7th, 2001
05:38:34 AM
I see . . . tomatoes
by wildphantom99
Aug 7th, 2001
05:42:54 AM
do some web searches, quick, "attack of the clones"
by Fitchoramatola
Aug 7th, 2001
05:48:22 AM
What the hell kind of title is "Attack Of The Clones"?
by CoolDan989
Aug 7th, 2001
05:58:39 AM
Don't see the movie...
by finaidguy
Aug 7th, 2001
06:05:50 AM
Bah, who cares?
by WorstBlankEver
Aug 7th, 2001
06:12:02 AM
Geez, Mr Chuff
by zacdilone
Aug 7th, 2001
06:16:15 AM
Send In the Clones
by Dr.XerxesMulcahy
Aug 7th, 2001
06:16:56 AM
Star Wars Episode II: Kirsten Dunst Nude
by Sandman1126
Aug 7th, 2001
06:17:42 AM
should be called "attack of the clonez", because switching that
by ryan mecum
Aug 7th, 2001
06:18:09 AM
Attack of the Killer Clones website !!
by Jabba Papa
Aug 7th, 2001
06:18:42 AM
where's your god now Flanders!
by kojiro
Aug 7th, 2001
06:23:14 AM
Phantom menace sucks-so does cloning
by Someguywithaname
Aug 7th, 2001
06:30:06 AM
Role of clones in SW's universe
by Sandman1126
Aug 7th, 2001
06:37:59 AM
I am already bleeding...
by terrible1
Aug 7th, 2001
06:38:08 AM
Who cares?
by Randall Flagg
Aug 7th, 2001
06:46:24 AM
Ha ha ha!
by ghgh
Aug 7th, 2001
06:52:25 AM
Indeed
by Randall Flagg
Aug 7th, 2001
06:53:56 AM
How to BOYCOTT this movie
by MOMERATH
Aug 7th, 2001
06:53:57 AM
This is not true
by Rocker Doctor
Aug 7th, 2001
06:54:38 AM
It was all a bad dream http://www.filmjerk.com/010807 lucas.ht
by Edmund Exley
Aug 7th, 2001
06:57:18 AM
That midichlorian bullshit
by p0rkzer
Aug 7th, 2001
07:03:35 AM
If its not the title (as filmjerk link suggests, then why is it
by PKD
Aug 7th, 2001
07:12:41 AM
It might sink in..
by Knobules
Aug 7th, 2001
07:22:30 AM
Urge to kill Rising....
by Mac an Cheanna
Aug 7th, 2001
07:31:03 AM
What do you expect!!!!!?
by jacen
Aug 7th, 2001
08:17:49 AM
Idiots.
by Monkey Lover
Aug 7th, 2001
08:30:02 AM
Hey, Vanisher, you should really credit MAD Magazine (or was it
by Roguewriter
Aug 7th, 2001
08:33:54 AM
I have a better title. How about...
by thehowler
Aug 7th, 2001
09:06:05 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha
by cifra2
Aug 7th, 2001
09:13:23 AM
A few words on the new Star Wars title, and "AshFett" sounds lik
by Halloween68
Aug 7th, 2001
09:30:46 AM
Easy, I think ASHFETT was just using that as an example
by matrix_sux
Aug 7th, 2001
09:42:19 AM
I HAD FAITH, now I have lost it!
by silentbobafett
Aug 7th, 2001
10:24:55 AM
For all you idiots who think filmjerk.com is right
by CoolDan989
Aug 7th, 2001
10:25:34 AM
Allright, everyone listen to me!
by Jackamaku
Aug 7th, 2001
10:36:33 AM
What did you People really expect?
by Chiisusan
Aug 7th, 2001
10:49:26 AM
With the debacle Lucus made of EP1, why do you people even care?
by iodine29
Aug 7th, 2001
11:43:37 AM
Too literal-
by madmaxmedia
Aug 7th, 2001
11:47:15 AM
Stupid Name
by Method007
Aug 7th, 2001
11:50:15 AM
Too explicit?
by mad maximus
Aug 7th, 2001
12:05:12 PM
Method007 Read This!
by CoolDan989
Aug 7th, 2001
12:42:00 PM
to: those people out there who have no idea what the f$#@ they a
by poo snot
Aug 7th, 2001
01:21:48 PM
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE
by DARTH VOODOO
Aug 7th, 2001
01:34:50 PM
The Jedi Babies are what gets me...
by frokta
Aug 7th, 2001
01:42:50 PM
Attack of the Clones
by Sir Oblong
Aug 7th, 2001
02:01:01 PM
Attack of the Clones
by Sir Oblong
Aug 7th, 2001
02:01:18 PM
Attack of the Clown..Pt. II
by Brody77
Aug 7th, 2001
02:16:10 PM
Lucas is an idiot
by mascan
Aug 7th, 2001
03:20:15 PM
ITS LUCAS' BABY
by SRIV
Aug 7th, 2001
03:27:20 PM
Captain Antilles Mandolin
by Maggie
Aug 7th, 2001
04:26:06 PM
Just posting for the hell of it.
by Mishima
Aug 7th, 2001
04:47:31 PM
Star Wars Episode II: The Dark Shadows of the Future Echos of th
by Scoobi
Aug 7th, 2001
05:53:57 PM
who doesn't know that filmjerk isn't a serious sight?
by kojiro
Aug 7th, 2001
06:42:39 PM
The Mystery of the Attack of the Clones Title
by shaftinspace
Aug 7th, 2001
06:55:33 PM
George Lucas, please sit down and have a REALLY good talk with J
by Piramaniac
Aug 8th, 2001
07:44:02 AM
Revenge of the clones???
by Filmjester
Aug 8th, 2001
08:52:25 AM
Would u please......SHUT THE HELL UP!!
by brokenspeaker
Aug 8th, 2001
03:28:40 PM
Episode II: Jango Goes To Clone College
by BlackBanana
Aug 8th, 2001
03:32:41 PM
oh, gosh
by GeekFreak451
Aug 8th, 2001
07:57:59 PM
Could be worse
by Abberline
Aug 8th, 2001
08:49:01 PM
What strikes me: starwars.com is "pleased" to announce the title
by Piramaniac
Aug 9th, 2001
04:08:30 AM
Just don't see it.
by Octane
Aug 11th, 2001
07:25:29 PM
I HATE IT !!
by B A Fett
Aug 21st, 2001
08:56:44 AM

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