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If you have read Quint's review of GHOSTS OF MARS then you read about my 'cameo' in John Carpenter's latest film. Well... Just moments ago Moriarty informed me that due to my head being TOO RECOGNIZABLE, my scene was cut from GHOSTS OF MARS! That's right... They have cut my cut off head from GHOSTS OF MARS! Sigh... I know... I know..... A disaster on scale with the last San Francisco Earthquake... On par with 3-Mile Island and the upcoming SCOOBY DOO... but we will survive.

I believe if we all begin writing SONY now, we can get the scene as an extra on the dvd! hehehee, just kidding. I love this... My head was cut from the film! hahaha! My head no longer graces a pike in GHOSTS OF MARS... whimper... whimper... waaaaaaaaaah!!!! That's not true! That Can't Be! Waaaaaaaaaah! Sniffle... cough... I'm ok. I am. I understand... my head is too recognizable.... How does Clark Kent do it? I mean, I shaved my big beard off for the role of the disembodied head and everyone still knows it is me.... He just takes off his glasses and nobody knows him! IT IS NOT FAIR!

Can GHOSTS OF MARS still be a success? Well, let's see. Thus far Harry has appeared in BALLAD OF THE SAD CAFE, THE FACULTY, MONKEYBONE, COLIN FITZ and a couple of documentaries... and they all were under-performers at the box office... So I'd say that GHOSTS OF MARS will probably make $400 million at the box office due to cutting my head out of the film. Again... that's why John Carpenter is the master... He knows the odds!

Sigh... Oh well... I guess I'll be like Bill Maher in the RUN RONNIE RUN flick... languishing on the cutting room floor....

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The last thing Carpenter needs to worry about...
by MC Lovecraft
May 28th, 2001
05:48:56 AM
couldnt possibly be a success without you in it
by Mr_ant
May 28th, 2001
06:01:14 AM
I'm so sorry!
by Nebukadnezar
May 28th, 2001
06:04:01 AM
Great, remove your premedidated submission to IMDB
by perfectiSoLation
May 28th, 2001
06:15:24 AM
Titanic
by scifiboyuk
May 28th, 2001
07:33:26 AM
Harry doesn't get any head.
by DIRTMAN
May 28th, 2001
07:58:55 AM
Don't worry Harry, you're in good company along with...
by MaxCalifornia.
May 28th, 2001
08:33:24 AM
GoM will tank
by Manhoganistic
May 28th, 2001
08:44:45 AM
Sorry, Harry, I know how much you want to get ahead in this busi
by Hardyboy
May 28th, 2001
09:29:37 AM
You're not in "Ghosts of Mars", Harry?! WOW!
by user id indeed!
May 28th, 2001
09:51:17 AM
Harry is gonzo
by cripster
May 28th, 2001
12:17:51 PM
Wow.... that's too bad...
by Wyers
May 28th, 2001
01:23:04 PM
They need to cut your...
by MATT BECKER
May 28th, 2001
02:39:51 PM
Gonzo of the Beholder
by TectorGorch
May 29th, 2001
08:33:20 AM
Anything with Bill Maher in it will suck.
by RAVAGE
May 29th, 2001
08:35:45 AM

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