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What's all this about Chyna signing on as WONDER WOMAN'

Hey folks, Harry here... I've been getting hammered with tons of email from WWF folks all over the web saying that about a half dozen WWF-themed sites are announcing that wrestling monster Chyna has signed on to play WONDER WOMAN.











The above picture is of an early concept pic that Alex Ross did up for his and Paul Dini's upcoming Christmas release period oversized book on WONDER WOMAN. Check out the others at AlexRossArt.Com, which is also the best location to buy me my birthday and Christmas presents... Hehehe... um... yah, riiiiiiiiiight. Anyway, that pic shoes ya exactly what WONDER WOMAN needs to be... A GODDESS! Now I know, while there are many GODDESS types in the world, very few that fit the Wonder Woman mold... Chyna falls into the AMAZON category... but can she act a lick?











As an instant message to the girls of the world should Wonder Woman be played by someone already having posed in PLAYBOY? Not that I feel there is a damned thing wrong with posing in PLAYBOY, and if that's the direction you want to go with WONDER WOMAN... An older crowd, then huzzah! However, my bottom dollar bet says Wonder Woman is a PG toy tie-in blitz to give Barbie a run for her money!











First off... finding a behemoth of a woman to play WONDER WOMAN is completely unnecessary. With today's technology, John Rhys Davies is being made a dwarf in LORD OF THE RINGS, I guarantee that the same technique can be used to make an unknown or known actress with ACTING ABILITY to shine as WONDER WOMAN!











If the rumors are complete BS... fine, just consider the advice I'm giving to be for whoever you may find. Find the ACTRESS first... It doesn't matter if she's four foot eleven... Hollywood made Alan Ladd tall... Hollywood can do anything! Hell, most people believe Michael Clarke Duncan is around 7 ft tall!











However, if this rumor is true... then I pray to god she can act! I pray she can tone down a bit, and pray she can be as tender on camera as she can be a warrior. But I'm banking that this rumor is exactly that... a rumor...

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Please, please say it ain't so!
by Foxflip023
Apr 24th, 2001
05:01:40 AM
Wonder (if she's a) Woman
by Helldiver
Apr 24th, 2001
05:02:13 AM
Chyna way toner..
by DemonBlood666
Apr 24th, 2001
05:20:47 AM
wait, wait, wait
by Hud
Apr 24th, 2001
05:46:27 AM
Linda Carter is a goddess
by Ewan
Apr 24th, 2001
05:46:39 AM
Oh, Baby!
by Mr Neth
Apr 24th, 2001
05:53:05 AM
ACTUALLY...
by SEATTLE SLEWW
Apr 24th, 2001
05:54:33 AM
I meant "potential"...
by Mr Neth
Apr 24th, 2001
06:00:36 AM
Skeptic
by Reignofjerm
Apr 24th, 2001
06:10:45 AM
Beauty
by Y282
Apr 24th, 2001
06:12:52 AM
It's not true and...
by Blueberry
Apr 24th, 2001
06:13:14 AM
Chynna is perfectly suited for the role
by KrebStar2000
Apr 24th, 2001
06:29:01 AM
Chyna
by MuchoPepito
Apr 24th, 2001
06:32:41 AM
Chyna
by MuchoPepito
Apr 24th, 2001
06:32:56 AM
Repressed feelings
by Imokliel
Apr 24th, 2001
06:51:40 AM
Fourth Picture Down...
by wabznasm
Apr 24th, 2001
07:14:43 AM
Barbie has nothing to worry about...
by All Thumbs
Apr 24th, 2001
07:56:10 AM
The movie is "Wonder Women"--not "Wonder if it is a Woman?"--or
by Evil Mastermind
Apr 24th, 2001
08:00:47 AM
Three Words People: Catherine Zeta Jones!!!!
by SilentBob X
Apr 24th, 2001
08:07:32 AM
Wonder Woman should be someone worthy of fantasy!
by charltonsect
Apr 24th, 2001
08:10:39 AM
Yakov Smirnoff and the "Wonder Woman" TV Show
by NotchJohnson
Apr 24th, 2001
09:11:39 AM
Allright, everybody follow me, I'll show you Wonder Woman !!
by RobinP
Apr 24th, 2001
09:26:57 AM
Joan Severance, Debra Messing, Penelope Cruz, Sofia Milos
by bc1970
Apr 24th, 2001
09:41:21 AM
struggles to his chair...
by X-Girls
Apr 24th, 2001
11:10:42 AM
It's a trial Balloon People, plus Chyna is a man, MAN!
by Hate_Speech
Apr 24th, 2001
11:19:27 AM
Is this a sequel...
by Mr Neth
Apr 24th, 2001
11:48:54 AM
In all fairness...
by Mr Neth
Apr 24th, 2001
11:59:00 AM
Catherine Zeta Jones her supple bottom raised as in the air, as
by MrFrost
Apr 24th, 2001
12:24:05 PM
Here's an idea...
by nicksthings.com
Apr 24th, 2001
12:39:14 PM
Lucy Lawless IS Wonder Woman
by Barron34
Apr 24th, 2001
12:47:59 PM
vicky pratt from cleopatra 2525 as ww
by time_flies
Apr 24th, 2001
12:57:21 PM
Um, hello...?
by BlindBartimaeus
Apr 24th, 2001
12:58:35 PM
I GOT IT!....DUDES, ..CHASRIMA CARPENTER FROM ANGEL IS THE BEST
by Eric Draven
Apr 24th, 2001
01:08:21 PM
i mean, CHARISMA CARPENTER....sorry .. type-o
by Eric Draven
Apr 24th, 2001
01:10:51 PM
Why can't they just get Shannon Elizabeth and be done with it?
by axelfoley
Apr 24th, 2001
01:42:25 PM
Have some respect.
by Vindibudd
Apr 24th, 2001
01:43:31 PM
Have some respect.
by Vindibudd
Apr 24th, 2001
01:48:05 PM
I don't know, it could work...
by Bad Guy
Apr 24th, 2001
01:53:12 PM
Me No Like Chynna :(
by Dillrod Deluxe
Apr 24th, 2001
01:56:50 PM
Drop the pretence...WE WANT T&A !!!!
by RobinP
Apr 24th, 2001
01:57:15 PM
I like the WWF, but...
by BigDogg
Apr 24th, 2001
02:05:16 PM
I have inside knowledge on this subject.
by ScorpionSpawn
Apr 24th, 2001
02:37:05 PM
Catherine Zeta-Jones as WonderWoman
by Darth Fluffy
Apr 24th, 2001
02:40:01 PM
WW Signed already!
by Chaka
Apr 24th, 2001
02:56:10 PM
Wonder Woman is a boring character so who cares if a movie, much
by Milktoast
Apr 24th, 2001
02:59:42 PM
Michelle Yeoh
by Angela627
Apr 24th, 2001
05:16:09 PM
Chyna's "injury" was actually a tuck back gone horribly wrong...
by DearGodMySpleen
Apr 24th, 2001
05:21:09 PM
Sorry - already overruled
by Darth Brooks
Apr 24th, 2001
06:49:02 PM
Chyna's Voice
by plasticmonster
Apr 24th, 2001
07:12:03 PM
Do They Purposely Set Out To Miscast Comic Book Movies?
by Buzz Maverik
Apr 24th, 2001
08:10:01 PM
I saw Chyna the other day.
by superninja
Apr 24th, 2001
08:29:59 PM
She has not been offered the part.
by superninja
Apr 24th, 2001
08:32:21 PM
No, Milktoast...
by superninja
Apr 24th, 2001
08:38:09 PM
I've already said how I feel about this.
by Sith Lord Jesus
Apr 24th, 2001
08:39:43 PM
She-Hulk is cool.
by superninja
Apr 24th, 2001
08:48:37 PM
WW needs to be tall and athletic...
by Dlhstar
Apr 24th, 2001
09:46:58 PM
The greatest piece of slam dunk casting in the history of castin
by Village Idiot
Apr 24th, 2001
09:49:33 PM
As for Lawless...
by Dlhstar
Apr 24th, 2001
09:51:06 PM
My top ten WW choices instead of Chyna:
by floob
Apr 24th, 2001
10:44:20 PM
MADONNA!!!
by frenchie
Apr 24th, 2001
11:00:04 PM
i'd rather have Shannon Doherty...the ex 90201 bitch to play won
by mooncake
Apr 24th, 2001
11:31:50 PM
Her voice!!!!!!!!!!
by nutzacio
Apr 25th, 2001
12:39:12 AM
The Real Wonder Woman
by owillis
Apr 25th, 2001
12:45:07 AM
Just a note here....
by Tenguman
Apr 25th, 2001
01:08:05 AM
SHANNON ELIZABETH
by Lethargic
Apr 25th, 2001
02:08:31 AM
First Buffy And NowThis WTF Is Up With Warners?
by The Founder
Apr 25th, 2001
02:25:33 AM
I love Chyna, BUT...
by RickSlamu2
Apr 25th, 2001
03:50:43 AM
Chyna?? May as well get Morgan Freeman to play Winder Woman..mak
by Eric Draven
Apr 25th, 2001
08:13:14 AM
Chyna?? May as well get Morgan Freeman to play Winder Woman..mak
by Eric Draven
Apr 25th, 2001
08:14:04 AM
"Chyna"? what an odd name for a guy.....
by General Idea
Apr 25th, 2001
10:24:58 AM
sharon bruneau
by edgecenter
Apr 25th, 2001
05:35:07 PM
Comics2Film already debunked the rumors of Chyna's casting...
by KingKrypton
Apr 25th, 2001
07:43:24 PM
serialkillah?
by haji67
Apr 28th, 2001
09:26:03 PM
What about...
by bwepc
May 29th, 2001
07:49:02 PM

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