FELICITY 3.12 FAQ
WHEN DID THE LAST “FELICITY” AIR?
Dec. 13, 2000.
WHAT’s THE NEW ONE CALLED CALLED?
“Girlfight.”
WHO’S RESPONSIBLE?
Teleplay is credited to Jennifer Levin (she co-wrote the last “Felicity” also).
WHAT DOES TV GUIDE SAY?
Not a lot. It offers a recap of the last installment, followed by: “Tonight, the days and months following the shooting unfold to reveal its impact on the friends' lives.”
WHO GETS SHOT?
Well, that’s a giant spoiler. Two people get shot. That’s a really major spoiler.
DOES SEAN, MEGHAN OR JAVIER GET SHOT?
No.
DO THE AMY SMART, ALI LANDRY OR TYRA BANKS CHARACTERS GET SHOT?
They do not.
WHAT ABOUT MOLLY?
No.
WHAT ABOUT FELICITY’S VOICEOVER MENTOR, SALLY REARDON?
The Janeane Garofalo character? Uh, yeah, she manages to dodge the bullet.
WHAT ABOUT BEN, OR NOEL, OR …
Hey hey hey, Mr. Curious! Back off!
OKAY, THROW US SOME MINOR SPOILERS.
After the night of the shooting, the show leaps ahead ahead three months. Meghan goes to work with very small children as part of her coursework. There’s a motorbike. And a self-defense class. And one of the regulars has sex with somebody he’s never had sex with before!
THAT’S IT?
It’s very hard to say much about this episode without revealing who takes a bullet!
WHEN DO WE LEAP AHEAD THREE MONTHS?
About five minutes in.
WHEN DO WE LEARN WHO SURVIVES?
About five minutes in.
IS THE SHOOTER APPREHENDED?
Apprehended and jailed.
DOES AMY JO JOHNSON COME BACK FOR THE FUNERAL?
Amy’s contract wouldn’t necess… Hey! Who said anything about a funeral? Cheeky monkey! Bum looker!
IS 3.12 ANY GOOD?
Yeah, it’s pretty damn good. Better than December’s cliffhanger by a long shot.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE “FELICITY” COME BACK NEXT FALL?
Based on tonight’s installment? Absolutely. But not opposite “West Wing,” “Boot Camp” and “Enterprise,” if that’s not asking too much.
LAST CHANCE! GIVE US AN ANAGRAM OF ONE OF THE CHARACTERS SHOT!
Now, says Raven.
WILL HERC START REVIEWING “DAWSON’S CREEK” NOW?
I’d rather be flayed.
HERC’S RATING FOR “FELICITY” 3.12?
***1/2
The Hercules T. Strong Rating System:
**** better than most motion pictures
*** actually worth your valuable time
** as horrible as most stuff on TV
* makes you quietly pray for bulletins
If you walk without rhythm, you won’t attract the worm!
