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Multiple Views of SPY KIDS!!!

Published at:  Mar 27, 2001 5:19:32 AM CST

Hey folks, Harry here... I saw SPY KIDS on Saturday at the Austin Film Society's REGIONAL PREMIERE of SPY KIDS at the Paramount Theater here in Austin... The theater was packed with parents and their children... just loaded to the gills. I'm thinking of sitting out writing a review on SPY KIDS simply because of how close I am to Robert and this film... I had a blast and have no doubts about how successful the movie is set to be, but I figure I should probably hold my review till after the opening weekend. If you have doubts about the quality of the film, just notice that nearly every critic that has seen it so far... from JoBlo to the Hollywood Reporter to Variety have all enthusiastically praised the film as being a near perfect work of family entertainment. This movie is simply FUN.... F....U.....N..... And if you remember what that word means, you'll enjoy the hell out of it. But onto the reviews....





Hi Harry,

I caught a sneak preview of "Spy Kids" yesterday. Let me begin by saying that I'm 28 years old, have no children, attended the screening with my wife and her parents, AND we all had a great time!

I'm hoping this film does great business. It's a great film for children and their parents. I've enjoyed all of Rodriguez's work, and this is no exception.

There's nothing to give away, plotwise that is. It's fairly simple, but for those who haven't heard yet....

Antonio Banderas and Carla (can't remember her last name!!! She was on "Spin City" the first season as Michael J. Fox's love interest) play a married couple who used to be spies. Marriage and childeren have caused them to settle down and work only as consultants. But, an important message lures them out of retirement only to be captured. Their kids then find themselves in a situation where they feel they are the only ones who can save them.

It's great fun watching this film. You have to remember, it's for the kids, but hey, we were all kids once and dreamed of flying through the air with a rocket pack, having secret weapons, and saving the day.


I hope this film doesn't get buried in the spring lull of bad films. Maybe it can hang on until summer and do some good $$$.


Just call me Travis Bickle.


And here's a review from a local Austin mother who paid to see SPY KIDS at the Austin Premiere of the film last Saturday afternoon.





SPY KIDS shuts down a block of Congress Avenue Saturday!
The exploits of one mom (and her little spy kid) follow:

The regional premiere and street carnival, replete with balloon men, a juggler, face painters, free popcorn and cotton candy, also included an appearance by Ronald McDonald himself! Meeting the "real" McDonald proved to be overwhelming for my tot, who has always believed that any meal consisting of chicken strips and French fries is (or should be) a Happy Meal.

We arrived at the carnival without knowing quite what to expect, besides a reasonably entertaining day…my sprite immediately located and procured an enormous quantity of cotton candy to nosh while we scanned the scene. Ooooohhh! A dragon go-round! The lines at this point were surprisingly short, but wait…we didn’t have our wristbands yet. That obstacle was easily overcome…and we received our SPY KIDS prize packs…coool. (One of our juice boxes had Danny Trejo depicted on the back!) We now had enough sugar to sustain a small army of children through the night…and we weren’t sharing!

I climbed into one ride with my little one in tow, and realized too late that we’d be whirling at dizzying speed…oh no…will she be ok? I look down, her knuckles are white, her eyes are shut and she’s squealing "Wheeeeeeee! Mommy this is SO fun!" Well, I suppose the Ferris wheel is next…

But first…face painting! Among the many butterflies, lightning bolts, and smiley faces one usually sees were a number of kids with "SPY KIDS" on their foreheads or cheeks. She asked for stars.

While standing in line for the Ferris wheel, we had an experience that reminded me of the whole Willy Wonka thing…and I’ve always dearly loved Roald Dahl. Lines have a tendency to morph and grow longer, especially when you’re standing in the middle. Earlier I noticed a small group of children who cut into the front of the line for just about every ride, and this is how they did it: one or two of them would sidle up to someone, and stand there a few minutes, then the rest of them would join in. Well, one of these cherubs had a few words with a petulant, whining boy (about ten or eleven years old, I think) who crashed their group. He was really obnoxious and uncouth, and I’d really had enough by that time…so I tapped him on the shoulder and pointed out to him that he hadn’t been standing in line, and it really wasn’t fair to cut in front of everyone else, since there were about a hundred people waiting patiently behind us. His bowl haircut swished, his cheeks flushed, and tears welled up in his spoiled blue eyes as he screwed up his fists and actually jumped up and down while declaring "MY DADDY told me I could STAND RIGHT HERE, and I’M NOT moving! I’m not MOVING! You can’t make me, because MY daddy said so! I will NOT." Aghast, I bit my lip and said no more. ‘Veruca Salt has nothing on you, kid’ I thought to myself. The little girl he’d been arguing with promptly started making excuses for him, she told me "you know, it’s really his dad’s fault. Maybe his dad didn’t know that the line was so long." "I understand that, but I expect my three year old to understand that you must wait your turn in line" I replied. Shortly after that, another little boy and his mother joined the group of girls…proving that rude spoiled children usually have the same for parents. They all wore purple wristbands, which indicated that they had the premium tickets, so they’ll be touring the movie sets next weekend, while the rest of us will be waiting for another look at this amazingly wonderful, beautiful movie. That’s fine by me. They won’t be there to cut in line.

Before the movie, Louis Black introduced Ronald McDonald, who talked about charitable works, and the mission of the Ronald McDonald House. After that, Robert Rodriguez spoke briefly and introduced the movie to a packed house. The movie review I’ll leave to professionals although I will say that my daughter paid rapt attention to the movie…even though some of the banter was aimed at older children, or adults…she enjoyed it as much as I did. This really is a FAMILY film…and we loved that the girl got to be cooler than cool.

After the screening, Robert, assisted by Mike Judge, Carla Gugino (tres chic, and she wore great shoes!) Alexa Vega, and Daryl Sabara gave away several props…a certain "brain", a jet pack, a lunch box…you know, just your usual spy stuff…Then, the real golden ticket…a role as an extra in the next SPY KIDS movie… Robert admonished adults to give their ticket to the nearest child…Alexa and Daryl both chose a winning number…then Robert decided to award one more prize just for the heck of it. And it was cool. Very cool to see their excitement…

Robert said he made this because of, and for his family. This movie is a love letter about childhood fantasies…made real. Make more like this, Robert, many, many more…

call me Ivory (aka Dragonfly).



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  • Mar 27, 2001 5:29:38 AM CST

    Cool reviews

    by floydb

    It is good hearing that this is a fun family movie. I just wish that there was a preview somewhere in the Dallas area.... Ah, well. Guess I'll have to wait and see it with everybody else. :^)

    FloydB

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  • Mar 27, 2001 6:00:12 AM CST

    hope, hope.

    by ikillslingers

    After the shitpile that was "The Faculty," I'm glad to hear that Robert R. hasn't lost his talent. Although (if SpyKids is a hit), I hope that R.R. will do what he does best--kick ass action movies with a mexican flair. Maybe a Western? There's a genre that is always in need of revamping.

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  • Mar 27, 2001 6:14:40 AM CST

    I can

    by e_man

    Having seen the trailer I was somewhat sceptical but after reading all these positive reviews I can

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  • Mar 27, 2001 6:39:18 AM CST

    Can't wait to see The Carnival

    by poxyvonsinister

    It sounds like one of the best movies coming out next ye -- what? That's not the movie? Oh, there's the review, in that little paragraph near the end. Come on, two sentences and the admission that the review would be left to the professionals?!? Why waste the bandwidth....

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  • Mar 27, 2001 7:22:37 AM CST

    Charlie's Angels

    by kinekor

    I love the reviews Spy Kids have been getting.I hope this movie will be fun like Charlie's Angels was FUN.

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  • Mar 27, 2001 7:39:30 AM CST

    Beautiful movie

    by flynno

    I completely expect this to be a beautiful movie, like Goonies, that adults and kids the world over will dig forever. But, can

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  • Mar 27, 2001 8:03:23 AM CST

    Really cool movie

    by santiador

    I just saw this movie and i love it, it won

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  • Mar 27, 2001 8:13:06 AM CST

    What do you all think is an acceptable age to...

    by wato

    take a child to his/her first movie. I have a youg'n and I'm dying to take her to the movies, but I'm not sure what a good age is to start. Any ideas?

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  • Mar 27, 2001 8:18:43 AM CST

    My 5 kids have been playing spy since seeing the trailer.

    by alex rogan

    Hey, if your wife looked as good as mine you'de have 5 by now too.
    :-)

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  • Mar 27, 2001 8:39:43 AM CST

    Too bad they're really that crazy hemaphrodite hobos kids.

    by bastardly

    BOOYAH!!! And Spy kids will rake in at least 20 mil this weekend, with absolutey nothing else of interest even out there weekend. Tailor of Panama? Someone Like You? *Yawn* Still I predict a huge drop off after kids start recording their fathers affair with the bag lady at Raplhs on tape and find mother's uh 'teethchipper', that and the movie is lame.

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  • Mar 27, 2001 9:53:47 AM CST

    ???

    by jon-e-blaze

    IM NEW TO THE WEB WHAT DOES BTW MEAN?

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  • Mar 27, 2001 10:40:20 AM CST

    John-e-blaze.....hHAHAHHAa you're killing me

    by rubycon

    That's one of the funniest things i've seen today. Are you for real?

    BTW...SPY means puke in swedish.

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  • Mar 27, 2001 10:50:41 AM CST

    BTW???

    by jon-e-blaze

    DOES IT MEAN BEFORE THE WEB?

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  • Mar 27, 2001 2:40:21 PM CST

    Buzz Jr. & I Were In Austin, So We Said What The Hell...

    by buzz maverik

    We'd caught up with the bail jumper. I'd chased him out of his trailer, zapping him with a stun gun and Junior fired a ball bearing from his slingshot that took him down. I figured the kid deserved a treat and after that fire at the strip joint, we had to find something else to do anyway. Arriving at the carnival, we skipped the face painting and went straight to the tattoo booths (another bumblebee with a cigar chomped between its' teeth for me and a banner saying "Suffer No Guilt" for Buzz Jr.). We got in line for one of the rides and some kids cut in front of us so Junior lit a string of firecrackers and tossed them into the middle of the group. You never saw a bunch of little morphadites run so fast! Then one kid said, "I'm not moving. My Daddy said not to move, so I'm not moving." Buzz Jr. said, "My Daddy just ran over your daddy with a backhoe." The kid started crying and we got on the ride. We didn't get to see the movie because of a little tomfoolery on our parts with some fake vomit we'd mixed up in Buzzebego, but I was able to bribe the cops. It was okay because Buzz Jr. says he hasn't completely liked a Rodriguez film since EL MARIACHI. Father and son moments, I tellya.

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  • Mar 27, 2001 3:40:27 PM CST

    Thanks St.

    by wato

    Yeah. Of course. I hate when people bring their kids to adult or lengthy movies. We went to see Hannibal and the idiots behind us brought 3 kids all under 5. Great parents huh? Anyway, that

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  • Mar 27, 2001 4:00:46 PM CST

    Kids

    by toonimator

    ...first time I noticed these idiot parents was at Alien: Resurrection. Huh? Yeah, perfect kid-flick. What, did they think it was those goofy aliens from Spaced Invaders or something? This ain't ET, folks. Say what you like about the film, but "kid-friendly" doesn't fit. I've heard dozens of Hannibal stories regarding toddlers... the worst I've experienced was "The Cell". I haven't seen many "disturbing" films, so to me, "The Cell" was very disturbing (yet, from an artistic POV, amazing). Imagine an impressionable 3-year-old. There were a few of 'em there. I wonder if any of them thought it'd be neat to see if the horse trick worked with Fluffy the cat? I like the reviews here for Spy Kids. So many "family films" are just silly fart jokes, basically Farrelly Jr films. Ugh. It's good to hear adults can enjoy it too.

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  • Mar 27, 2001 6:24:51 PM CST

    Aw come on. How can anything with kids as leads be cool??

    by iamlegolas

    Don't believe the hype!!! "Don't....don't....don't believe the hype!!! (Huuuwuhuhwuhuh...)"

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  • Mar 27, 2001 8:40:20 PM CST

    Looks like Richie Rich meets a bad Bond film...

    by frosteey

    ...Nuff said?

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  • Mar 27, 2001 8:42:32 PM CST

    BTW...

    by frosteey

    It means BY THE WAY!!

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  • Mar 28, 2001 3:35:40 PM CST

    what the hell is wrong with you people?????

    by silentbob2083

    in the great name of captain howdy i cannot figure out why the fuck anyone above the age of 10 actually wants to see this heaping pile of rat shit.this movie is just another movie made to anally rape people out of their money,the only reason it has the cast that it does is because these stupid ass actors want to make movies that their kids can watch,a little word of advice to the people that star in these movies,if you want to make your kids happy quit making shit like this so your kids don't have to be ashamed that you're their parents.i would rather have a prostate exam from edward scissorhands than sit through this nauseating pile of dog vomit,STAY AWAY PEOPLE,JUST SAY NO!!!

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  • Apr 03, 2001 1:04:04 PM CDT

    Spy Kids

    by pennylane121

    SpyKids was great! My kids are always begging me to go to the latest action movie - but I always say no, because most of them are too violent. After a recommendation from a friend, I took my family to see Spykids. At last, a movie that is action packed but not too violent, and that we can all enjoy!

    Spy Kids had just the right mix of action without violence, beautiful scenes, and humor. Plus it had a lot of good morals. The parents come to realize that they care about their kids more than their careers, both children overcome problems that they're having, the adventure brings the children's father and his brother closer, and the bad guy realizes at the end that what he's doing is wrong.

    Every time I take my kids to see a movie that's apropriate for them, I hate it. But not this one. It was actually pretty funny. It wasn't predictable either. The writers did a great job making the movie seem like a mix of pure fantasy and reality (kind of like Willy Wonka).
    The Website, http://www.spykids.com/homepage, also shares these characteristics, featuring a fun interactive game that is reminiscent of the movie. It's a great place to relive the Spy kids experience.

    To sum up, I thought Spy Kids was a great family movie, and I'd suggest taking your kids to go see it. You won't have to cover their eyes at all, and you'll actually laugh with them.

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  • Apr 09, 2001 7:25:58 AM CDT

    Spy Kids Videogame

    by katey1

    I went to the website that penny spoke of (www.spykids.com/homepage) and I really liked it. It fit with the movie very well. I also really liked the little videogame they made for it. Very well done!

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