Greetings, Fockers! ROBOGEEK here with the charming and fetching Alexandra DuPont's review of the forthcoming MEET THE PARENTS Collector's Edition DVD, courtesy of the good-hearted folks at DVD Journal. As usual, Ms. DuPont has graced us with an excellent breakdown of this title's offerings.

FYI, be sure to check out Alex's new five-page comics story, "The End of Oddity," which appears in ODDJOB #7, published by Slave Labor Graphics (the fine folks who brought us "It's Science! With Dr. Radium") and available at your friendly neighborhood comic book shop. (For more information, check out this link.)

I. INTRODUCTION.

Because Ben Stiller portrays yet another deeply flawed protagonist subjected to relationship-themed cruelty, Meet the Parents feels superficially like a de facto sequel to There's Something About Mary - only with Jodie Foster/Laura Linney hybrid Teri Polo in the Cameron Diaz role and with all the riveting scatological elements that distinguished Mary toned down by studio focus-groups for maximum box-office impact and with Mary's "male-stalker-instinct" theme replaced by a less-riveting "male-protector-as-omnipresent-nightmare" theme.

Ahem.

II. LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN: THE "MEET THE PARENTS" PLOTLINE AS PRINTED ON THE BACK OF THE DVD BOX.

[Reviewer's Note: Pay special attention to the box blurb's horrid puns, shameless alliteration and abuse of descriptive cliches. I'll wager that the lads and lasses behind this were actually trying to spoof themselves - or perhaps Gene Shalit - when they wrote it. Why there aren't any exclamation points is beyond me, quite frankly; this blurb practically SCREAMS for them.]

"Male nurse Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) is poised to propose to his girlfriend Pam (Teri Polo) during a weekend stay at her parents' home. But here's the catch ... he needs to ask her father first. Alas, the fur flies as Jack Byrnes, Pam's cat-crazy, ex-CIA father, played hysterically by Academy Award winner Robert DeNiro, takes an immediate dislike to her less-than-truthful beau. Greg's quest for approval gets seriously sidetracked as Murphy's Law takes over and a hilarious string of mishaps turns him into a master of disaster and total pariah in the eyes of the entire family ... all except for his shell-shocked girlfriend, who can't believe she still loves her one-man wrecking crew. Meet the Parents, from the director of Austin Powers, is an uproarious blockbuster hit that bombards you with one laugh after another, as true love tries to conquer all, against all odds."

Shall we all pause a moment to receive our wacky-hijinks immunizations? Excellent. Let's move on.

III. WHAT'S GOOD?

Oh, quite a bit - most of it stemming from Jay Roach's fairly intelligent and restrained direction, box blurb notwithstanding, plus two capable performances at the film's center. [BTW, skip ahead to the extras if you have no interest in reading about yet another mainstream American comedy, even a fairly good one.]

I gather that audiences laughed loudest at Meet the Parents' broadest comedy - its accidental torching of hand-crafted wedding props and its girls getting brained with volleyballs and its splattering of yuppies with septic mud and all that - because those sequences are what run in endless loops behind the DVD's menus. All that slapstick's just fine, if terribly easy to see coming. (Make no mistake: This is a mainstream comedy - There's Something About Mary watered down by way of Father of the Bride.) But for me, Meet the Parents' smallest moments were its strongest, and what made this disc worth a spin.

I've adored Ben Stiller ever since his self-titled sketch programmes were tanking on MTV and Fox back in the early '90s. As Mary finally proved to the world, he bears heaps of indignity with more amusement value than just about any actor working today. He's not in top form here - the script often calls upon him to do little more than glower and tell compounding white lies, which actually makes him a little hard to root for - but he still elevates the material.

And DeNiro. Well. For some reason, this Oscar-winner decided a few years ago to trade in on past menace for big laffs; unfortunately, he decided to do so in such middling dreck as Analyze This and The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle. In Meet the Parents, he finally trades his menace using some decent material. Jack Byrnes is what might result if his character from Heat had stepped into the Brundle-chamber with Ward Cleaver - and it's Stiller and DeNiro's interactions, IMHO, that elevate Meet the Parents into repeat-viewing territory.

Their exchanges have an almost rhythmic quality - Stiller says something boastful or ass-kissy or semi-truthful, then DeNiro says something that either (a) goads Stiller into a deeper lie, or (b) shuts Stiller down completely. This happens again and again and again, and it takes actors of skill (and editors of skill) to play it without the whole thing degenerating into repetitive, sit-commy goo. (BTW, an similar awkward dynamic involving DeNiro can be found in one of the commentary tracks - only with real-world, cringe-inducing results; see Section V for details.)

Special "props" also to Bottle Rocket's Owen Wilson, cast against type as a weirdly earnest, semi-condescending Christian frat-boy woodworker/stockbroker who used to date Stiller's girlfriend. Wilson's a subject of special focus and praise throughout the disc's extras.

IV. WHAT'S NOT SO GOOD?

Structurally, the movie spends its first two-thirds setting high hurdles for itself - hurdles it can't quite manage to jump at the end. The ending's totally pat, featuring typical outburst/resolution claptrap. (Stiller and Roach even admit to mild discomfort with the film's final scenes in their commentary track.) Also, certain narrative threads, including the father's obsession with surveillance, are simply dropped. (On the commentary track, Roach and Stiller discuss how a surveillance motif was to be used throughout the film - and, as usual with DVD, you want to smack the filmmakers' about the face and neck for second-guessing themselves.) And, as mentioned, Greg Focker really is kind of a weasel.

V. WHAT ABOUT THE EXTRAS?

They're remarkably plentiful - and, truth be told, largely junk. Still, here they are, in semi-excruciating detail:

• "Spotlight on Location" - a 24-minute splice of apparent Electronic Press Kit interviews, behind-the-scenes footage and clips from the film. Sound bites feature Jay Roach, Ben Stiller, Robert DeNiro, Teri Polo, Blythe Danner, producer Jane Rosenthal, supporting cast members James Rebhorn, Phyllis George, Thomas McCarthy, Jim Abrahams and Nicole DeHuff. Worth watching: A curious juxtaposition of Ben Stiller talking about "having fun" with a shot of him flipping off Jay Roach on-set; young Ms. DeHuff adjusting an anecdote mid-sentence to try and disguise the fact that she's a just-out-of-university novice ("He asked me how I wanted to be directed," she says: "I went through coll - my entire life and no one's asked me that...."); and Mr. DeNiro's one sound-bite appearance, which is sort of mumbled. Speaking of which:
• Feature Commentaries - There are two of them on this disc, and one of them is such an absolute train wreck w/r/t DeNiro's participation that it actually merits study. The track in question also features Roach, Stiller and Rosenthal; half the participants are phoning it in from New York, half from L.A. What's morbidly fascinating is listening to Roach and Stiller try again and again and again to coax DeNiro into sharing any sort of anecdote or opinion - and, again and again and again, failing miserably. These interactions all follow essentially the same structure:

  Roach or Stiller: "Oh, yeah, this was a great scene to do. Bob - Bob? Did you enjoy doing this bit?"

  DeNiro: "Hm? Oh, yeah - that was a neat scene. Yeah." [Awkward pause ensues.]

  It's easily the most disinterested commentary-track performance I've ever heard; DeNiro even leaves the room for a while toward the end. Check it out - and then listen to the other commentary track, featuring Roach and editor Jon Poll, for a far more film-educational experience.

• Deleted Scenes - An "Itinerary/Surf & Turd" scene featuring DeNiro's character handing out a typo-addled schedule to the family ("Turd" instead of "Turf"! Hilarious!), plus a fairly interesting "Crawlspace" scene wherein Stiller chases a runaway cat under the house - and overhears household members and guests declaring him varying degrees of loser through every vent he passes. You can listen to this track with a Roach/Poll commentary, as well.
• Outtakes - Eleven minutes and 44 seconds of bloopers, most of them featuring DeNiro cracking up and blowing takes, which actually becomes sort of unnerving to watch after a while. (Owen Wilson's mere presence seems to send "Bob" into hysterics, BTW, which warmed me.)
• Theatrical Trailer - a nice example of the craft. And speaking of trailers:
• "Universal Showcase" - Contains the quite-thrilling trailer for The Mummy Returns (pygmy skeletons! The Rock! Huzzah!), plus the unfortunately titled Captain Correlli's Mandolin (Nicolas Cage and Penelope Cruz in a very English Patient-looking piece, directed by Shakespeare in Love helmer John Madden).
• Production Notes - Basically, a PR-crafted narrative about how a 1992 short film by Greg Glienna was purchased by producers and no doubt rewritten within an inch of its life. (Which begs the question, BTW: Why the hell isn't Glienna's short film on this disc?) Also, there are riveting words on such subjects as the color scheme of the house.
• "Cast and Filmmakers" Notes - Sadly, We're No Angels fails to make DeNiro's filmography here.
• "Junk and Filler" - Even more sadly, there's no convenient "Junk and Filler" menu on this disc, but maybe they could set it up for the next pressing. Under this menu, they can file any and all items that have the whiff of cereal-box-toy cheapness, including:

  1. The two nearly identical "interactive games" - "The Forecaster" and "Take the Lie Detector Test" - which are essentially Cosmo quizzes without the sexual flair;
  2. The "Meet the Parents Special Offer," which is a commercial for Universal Orlando and City Walk Orlando;
  3. The "Recommendations," which is a gallery of nine DVD box-covers and no trailers;
  4. Plus the ever-present DVD-ROM features (interactive games, wallpapers and screen savers), and the "DVD Newsletter Offer," which politely asks you to invite spam upon you and those you love.

  
  

You have been advised.

- Alexandra DuPont
dupont@dvdjournal.com

• Color
• Anamorphic widescreen (1.85:1)
• Single-sided, dual-layered disc (SS-DL)
• Dolby Digital 5.1 (English, French), DTS 5.1 (English)
• Feature commentary with director Jay Roach and editor Jon Poll
• Feature commentary with Robert DeNiro, Ben Stiller, Jay Roach and producer Jane Rosenthal
• "Spotlight on Location" making-of featurette (24 mins.)
• Two deleted scenes, with optional commentary
• Outtakes
• Two games: "The Forecaster" and "Lie-Detector Test"
• Theatrical trailer
• Production notes
• "Cast and Filmmakers" biographies and film highlights
• "Universal Showcase" trailers for The Mummy Returns and Captain Corelli's Mandolin
• "Recommendations" gallery of nine other Universal release box-covers
• DVD-ROM features: interactive games, screensavers, wallpapers
• "DVD Newsletter" offer
• Keep-case

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