Feb. 7, 2001, 4 a.m. CST
by GEEKBASHER 3.0
Honestly I think I will pass on the ISLE...It's got Don't go there written all over it... My question is after she jammed the fishook up her Twat, Did she catch anything?
Feb. 7, 2001, 4:03 a.m. CST
by GEEKBASHER 3.0
Totally fabulous fucking movies to get stoned too, and I don't even get high!
Feb. 7, 2001, 7:03 a.m. CST
Is it just me, or does this film get more credit simply because it is: A) In another language. B) Playing at film festivals. I was honestly disgusted by this film. The director may have an impressive resume, but this film had the quality of a direct to video 'B'grade horror film. If a North American director made this film it would be quickly trashed and never seen again (that is if he could avoid all the outraged animal rights activists).
Feb. 7, 2001, 7:52 a.m. CST
by Uncle Jay
.....oh wait thats Jack My Dog, a verse from "The Weight". Sorry guys!
Feb. 7, 2001, 7:56 a.m. CST
... I LOVED "The Isle." It's one of only two films this year (the other being "The Goddess of 1967") that have given me goose bumps, made me cry with horror AND made me laugh out loud all within ten seconds. Despite all the terror it inspires, "The Isle" is actually a surprisingly funny film, with an entirely unique brand of humour and a beauty and an atmosphere you're not likely to forget. I recommend everybody who finds himself in its vicinity to see it. It's an experience you won't forget - and not just because of the fish hooks.
Feb. 7, 2001, 8:22 a.m. CST
Mein Gott In Himmel! The Prince of Darkness walks the Earth!
Feb. 7, 2001, 10:21 a.m. CST
Ha! Ha! Ha! Put THAT on the video boxes, you assholes! Ha! Totally, completely, hilarious. Made me spit my Welch's 100% Orange Juice (from concentrate) at the monitor. Genius. I say again, Ha!
Feb. 7, 2001, 2:12 p.m. CST
Man, much to disturb me in this report. Thanks for the recommendation/warning of The Isle. I'm looking forward to standing for an hour outside the box office, money in hand, debating with myself. Ouch! And was Jack The Dog really worse than 3am? Or last year's Urbania? And thank you for that Henry Jaglom slam. I don't like Ed Burns either but at least he doesn't contemptuously trash greater filmmakers than himself like that no-talent-huge-chip-on-his-shoulder Jaglom. As a matter of fact, Burns went out and worked for one. Maybe he learned something from the bearded one.
Feb. 7, 2001, 6:35 p.m. CST
Andrew J Ferchland played the Annointed One in the first season of Buffy. Just FYI.