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Wanna see Harry Knowles ripped apart and eaten by an alien' Tune in MTV's Celebrity Death Match this Sunday at 8pm PST
This breaking news just crossed Father Geek's desk. We've heard this was going to happen for quite some time now, but never knew exactly when. This should be just waaaaay toooo COOOOOOOL !!!
I have it on good authority that this Sunday, February 4th at 8pm on MTV's
Celebrity Deathmatch, there will be a character that is a parody of you. You
are not one of the fighters, instead you are a guest. The deathmatch arena
has been converted to a sci-fi convention and the fights are Linda Hamilton
vs. Sigourney Weaver and Harrison Ford vs. Samuel L. Jackson (Old Star Wars
vs. New Star Wars).
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You are at a booth near or with the sportscasters and you annoy them and
eventually get eaten by an actual alien. Check it out!
And post this for
god's sakes, everyone will want to check it out.
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Thanks,
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> PB
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Is this the new episode about the comic store guy?
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Harry's always getting torn apart and eaten by aliens, this is not new.
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I think harry will be annihilated. But it'll take about 3 hours for Harry to be torn apaart. He is soooo fat!
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Did anybody else see the parody of Harry on Batman Beyond? The one with the red-headed, bearded fat guy who was worshipped by a cult-like group of geeks (sound familiar?). He actually squared off against Batman for a few seconds - he held his own for a while...
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Moriarty being attacked and devoured by his own slippers?
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(applause)
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Is harry that guy from Hollywood Squares?
BUST!
Just kiddin -
One more reason not to watch
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Fuck you mace. Even your inner child thinks you're an asshole.
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Of course, Jackson will break Ford's hip and beat him within an inch of his life... unless he gets eaten by a shark, like in that episode of Clerks. "YOU'RE a cigarrette!" This has been a Moment where User ID Indeed! wonders Why Are We Walking Like This?
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You gotta give the man credit, whats' next Friends.
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that is from snatch i wont say which character but hell it is funny as hell to see!
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Feb 03, 2001 2:13:51 AM CST
You know you're cool when you are ripped apart by an alien on Ce
by brokentusk
Well done Harry - you've made it.
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You are right Squidfartz, saying taht word is great fun. Everyone do it now.
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Heck, look at Jon Stewart. I dropped cable eons ago. So y'all enjoy yourselves watching Empty Vee. For me, if it's not on the Internet, it's unimportant.
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Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhh Ya'll are right that word is fuckin fun time to say. Beaglechops, yeah. Aw and Harry you my boy if a real alien ate you, I'd fuck 'em up. Boo ya.
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Or at least fighting Sammo and Arsenio as an evil KING PIN like crime boss on MARTIAL LAW.
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y'know you've made it when... you've been eaten by an alien.
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Harry, sitting in a lounge chair in his underwear pushing rewind and play on a tape that will be quickly worn out, watching his MOMENT over and over. As a matter of fact, this would make a great animation for the site.
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...MTV ever did was produce the film ELECTION. That's really about it. What a waste of a channel.
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That show was crescent fresh!
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his hair and beard was yellow .. not orange .. and he was midsize .. not xlarge .. it was a very far far parody .. and not even funny .. what a shame .. nice idea .. not done well ...
if they had made him more close toi the real thing .. called him harry .. and let harry voice him ... that would have been cool !!! -
As I write this, I have just seen
Harry get eaten by the alien.
Funny as hell. Everything down to
the voice was perfect. And the
whole side thing with George Lucas
was priceless. Celebrity Deathmatch rocks!!! Snoogans. -
At least the Simpsons was funny! "Everyone's hugging!" This has been a Moment with User ID Indeed!
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That was BRUCE VILANCH! (http://us.imdb.com/Name?Vilanch,+Bruce) I turn the thing on half way through, I see that Bruce guy get eaten by the alien, and so I figure Harry was eaten earlier in the show or something. But then I thought about it for a minute and put and two together: Most of the time Harry is shamelessly promoting himself on the site... and the other half of the time it's mostly a bunch of wigged-out crap... BAM!... we get AICN blunder #346,872,995. Between this and the O.J. thing earlier in the week, I don't know what to think of this site (actually I do, but I'll leave it to myself). I've said it before and i'll say it again... Come on Harry, get this thing together.
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During a Simpsons commercial break, I flipped over to Celebrity Deathmatch and may I say that that was a shitty thing to do to Mr. Bruce Vilanch.
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Hey, I did not know that Harry was in the film "Monkey Bone". The film stars Brendan Fraser, Bridget Fonda, and Rose McGowan. I did not even know that he was in films. He really reminds of the comic book guy in the Simpsons.
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