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Wanna win the sweater off the chest of a SUGAR & SPICE Cheerleader' You'll have to write for it!










Hey folks, Harry here... I was sitting 'round the Geek Headquarters today when suddenly a phone call from one of the regional promoters here in Texas gave me a ring... asking me if I wanted to give something out on the site. I said, "Sure... I guess, what's it for?" And then he told me. Heh...

Turns out NEW LINE had sent him the pink sweater that Marley Shelton's Diane Weston character wears in SUGAR & SPICE. Now given the generally negative sentiment towards SUGAR & SPICE from most critics I've read thus far, I doubt that SUGAR & SPICE is going to become a mainstream super success... So it's only chance at any long lasting existence is in the realm of CULT CINEMA..... and thanks to its CHEERLEADER GENRE status mixed with its cross genre heist breeding... But no matter the case... This sweater's future value lies not so much upon the success of SUGAR & SPICE, but of the gorgeous young actress that wore the sweater... Marley Shelton.








I first noticed Marley Shelton when she played Tricia Nixon in Oliver Stone's NIXON. But I didn't go gaga over her till she played the young adventurous baker of cookies for Tobey Maguire in PLEASANTIVE... which I consider to be a genuine GREAT movie. She's been acting in a lot of teenage high school flicks, but SUGAR & SPICE was the first one of those where she really got my attention with her comedic cute performance.









So... What can you do to win this Sweater? Well, since noone gave me any rules or guidelines in how to run this contest... I figure I will lower the moral standard of the nation by challenging you folks below in Talk Back to write in with your own CHEERLEADER STORY. This can be true or fiction. It can be comedic, dramatic, erotic, fantasy, science fiction, western, gothic.... whatever... There are.... NO RULES... Nothing forbidden. You can write WHATEVER you think will 'stir' me, 'move' me or 'pity' you.

NOW.... I unleash you... in pursuit of a Holy Relic from the chest of this babe to yours.... Now..... get writing!

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Geez. Am I first?
by Art-man
Jan 26th, 2001
08:34:53 PM
quote
by X-Girls
Jan 26th, 2001
08:52:07 PM
Wow, a pink sweater worn by a nothing actress in a nothing movie
by JackBurton
Jan 26th, 2001
08:52:25 PM
re:quote
by X-Girls
Jan 26th, 2001
08:57:51 PM
You're not first! You're a sweater!!
by user id indeed!
Jan 26th, 2001
09:04:19 PM
If I get the sweater...
by Calmante
Jan 26th, 2001
09:07:44 PM
Yeah, Like That Sweater'd Really Fit Me.
by Buzz Maverik
Jan 26th, 2001
09:09:52 PM
You shouldn't put your subject line as your comment. This has be
by user id indeed!
Jan 26th, 2001
09:28:51 PM
Doh! I can't make fun of you because you're a fellow snare drumm
by user id indeed!
Jan 26th, 2001
09:32:43 PM
I'm a first time writer but I have had something eating inside o
by SHIVA
Jan 26th, 2001
09:36:33 PM
I remember my band instructor... Mr. Drillinger... shudder...
by user id indeed!
Jan 26th, 2001
09:41:27 PM
Hmmm... Writing, that's where I'm a viking! this is called: One
by RevSam
Jan 26th, 2001
09:47:41 PM
Enough cheerleader bashing
by Influence
Jan 26th, 2001
10:38:52 PM
"Happy Birthday Jesus, hope you like crap!"
by Ricky Fitts
Jan 26th, 2001
10:44:49 PM
Deja Vu'
by Captain Fantasy
Jan 26th, 2001
11:30:40 PM
Cheerleader Story entry
by Dorchester
Jan 27th, 2001
12:01:10 AM
Well...
by SupremeON
Jan 27th, 2001
12:02:16 AM
my attempt
by DyrektorsCut
Jan 27th, 2001
12:04:21 AM
Last Cheer -- An entry
by SupremeON
Jan 27th, 2001
12:18:47 AM
In the hands of someone who knows how to use it.
by irnameless
Jan 27th, 2001
01:11:45 AM
(Kismet) Essay on Cheerleaders and Dynamics of Inherent Diametri
by MrBadExample
Jan 27th, 2001
01:25:26 AM
That Cheerleader Broad
by The Money Shot
Jan 27th, 2001
01:26:28 AM
hot cheer scat action
by Jed
Jan 27th, 2001
04:21:42 AM
The first rule of cheerleading club is...
by The Rabid Rabbit
Jan 27th, 2001
05:46:29 AM
Finally - Secrets revealed!! Why Harry is pushing this movie!!
by Funny Ha Ha
Jan 27th, 2001
07:09:00 AM
By the way, my email is:
by Funny Ha Ha
Jan 27th, 2001
07:11:47 AM
chairleader
by radialbee
Jan 27th, 2001
08:31:40 AM
And So They Wept: Based on a True Story
by Headzo
Jan 27th, 2001
08:39:07 AM
Screwball band camp comedy? I'm there! Like, totally!
by user id indeed!
Jan 27th, 2001
08:54:43 AM
I don't want the shirt.
by edaj
Jan 27th, 2001
09:17:07 AM
Sugar and Spice: Episode One - The Scottish Menace
by Uga
Jan 27th, 2001
09:57:27 AM
The Girls of Virgil
by Stanzyckfilm
Jan 27th, 2001
10:11:07 AM
***SIGH*** ------ I didn't think it would get worse....
by monkeylucifer
Jan 27th, 2001
10:13:38 AM
ah lovely sweater....
by Mully4Ever
Jan 27th, 2001
10:18:10 AM
Fetish, anyone?
by Wee Willie
Jan 27th, 2001
10:28:34 AM
WTF
by Captain Fantasy
Jan 27th, 2001
10:28:46 AM
The sweater
by jahosive
Jan 27th, 2001
10:38:23 AM
Harry, I reccomend you pick the Cthulhu tentacle-rape story...
by Cassius the Evil
Jan 27th, 2001
10:45:39 AM
The Iowa Transvestite Cheerleader Farmers Association
by Dmann
Jan 27th, 2001
11:29:26 AM
I was a teenage
by PaulyFunk
Jan 27th, 2001
11:45:13 AM
Fuck's Revenge
by Juvenal
Jan 27th, 2001
12:33:04 PM
Cheer Club
by Tyler Durdan
Jan 27th, 2001
02:18:23 PM
X-Men: Episode Two
by Dlhstar
Jan 27th, 2001
02:39:43 PM
The Sweater that Saved Mankind
by benincio
Jan 27th, 2001
02:44:25 PM
And the winner is...
by Juvenal
Jan 27th, 2001
04:05:57 PM
High School memories....
by Sir Arbee
Jan 27th, 2001
04:29:53 PM
Spotty Face and the "Head" Cheerleader
by winkster
Jan 27th, 2001
05:39:40 PM
My entry - "Halftime"
by Darth Taun Taun
Jan 27th, 2001
07:26:04 PM
i don't want a sweater
by mstryoda
Jan 27th, 2001
07:26:24 PM
Pre-Game
by Werc Nosaj
Jan 27th, 2001
08:11:30 PM
its a good thing i came across this article cause it just so hap
by baff
Jan 27th, 2001
08:54:04 PM
Ijustgottahaveitformyensemble
by klickink
Jan 27th, 2001
09:56:46 PM
Yaw What The Fuck?
by JustinTimberlake
Jan 27th, 2001
10:26:39 PM
In answer to the question...
by NewAndrew
Jan 28th, 2001
01:16:56 AM
Quantum Geek
by Dlhstar
Jan 28th, 2001
03:15:02 AM
Zombies from planet T: a cheerleading story
by Troubled Youth
Jan 28th, 2001
07:24:17 AM
No one needs to enter. We've already wooonnn...
by Ghost_Buster
Jan 28th, 2001
08:09:53 AM
my attempt at getting that sweater...
by AdrockBoy5001
Jan 28th, 2001
09:55:27 AM
...father death has givin me a stiffy...
by OOBE
Jan 28th, 2001
10:17:30 AM
No,no, fellow drummer 00Unle F-blank-blank-blank-er
by user id indeed!
Jan 28th, 2001
12:58:35 PM
My God What Have i Done.
by DropKickMurphy
Jan 28th, 2001
01:51:25 PM
Stupid...
by IAmLegolas
Jan 28th, 2001
03:04:51 PM
user id indeed! you forget the now famous Tom "Giant Hair" Joad
by monkeylucifer
Jan 28th, 2001
03:32:36 PM
Had to write, anyway..
by rexkramer
Jan 28th, 2001
08:19:14 PM
So we were in Amsterdam...
by SaintX99
Jan 28th, 2001
08:57:23 PM
Harry, I need to get laid,... you understand that?
by DocBosch
Jan 28th, 2001
09:21:13 PM
contest
by chops69
Jan 28th, 2001
09:21:25 PM
submission for "Sugar and Spice" contest
by chops69
Jan 28th, 2001
09:56:32 PM

by chops69
Jan 28th, 2001
10:21:20 PM
woops! Part 2 of submission for Sugar and Spice contest
by chops69
Jan 28th, 2001
10:36:51 PM
SPIRIT WARS: THE MOVIE
by Deagley
Jan 29th, 2001
12:14:02 AM
All of existance depends on this!
by djsckizo
Jan 29th, 2001
02:47:59 AM
Am I too late for this fruitless act of futility and discuss? No
by Mr_Intimidation
Jan 29th, 2001
02:58:36 AM
Contest Admission - The Pink Sweater
by Captain Fantasy
Jan 29th, 2001
08:06:22 AM
JUST GOT...
by HomerGator
Jan 29th, 2001
09:11:09 AM
These have been edited - my submission is GONE!
by Funny Ha Ha
Jan 29th, 2001
10:26:59 AM
The Pink Sweater - The Journey Continues
by Captain Fantasy
Jan 29th, 2001
12:11:53 PM
Screw the sweater...
by expendable48
Jan 29th, 2001
01:29:57 PM
The Dr. Zhivago of Cheerleader stories
by Kesinator
Jan 29th, 2001
01:51:34 PM
I know its from a movie, but it really happened
by StinkyDog51
Jan 29th, 2001
07:43:26 PM
The Death of Harry?
by Captain Fantasy
Jan 29th, 2001
08:05:08 PM
People! In that cheerleading picture Harry is WEARING THE PINK
by Beageal
Jan 29th, 2001
08:49:07 PM
That's my Ed wood sweater
by Kanedakill
Jan 30th, 2001
01:15:38 AM
My Story Submission: Angel Ascending
by thefr0g
Jan 30th, 2001
01:33:48 AM
It happened in 1978. Ask anybody who was there
by StopBruckheimer
Jan 30th, 2001
06:59:19 AM
EVERY MAN
by vrui
Jan 30th, 2001
08:13:40 AM
Just a warning to the winner...expect the "sweater" to delivered
by clubberlang
Jan 30th, 2001
12:10:59 PM
The Gift of a Lifetime
by CRITICAL MASS
Jan 30th, 2001
01:43:07 PM
Cheerleaders: My Life in Review
by Who Dini
Jan 30th, 2001
04:37:57 PM
Short Epic of Pink Fur-Fur
by TheEvilHarv
Jan 30th, 2001
06:02:17 PM
Short Epic of Pink Fur-Fur (correction)
by TheEvilHarv
Jan 30th, 2001
06:15:11 PM
"Bouncing Jumblies - or - How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Bec
by StarchnHusky
Jan 31st, 2001
02:08:14 AM
S&S based on a true story
by hi
Jan 31st, 2001
06:51:11 AM
OH, NO...
by vrui
Jan 31st, 2001
10:09:52 AM

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