Hey folks, Harry here... It's time for David Hasselhoff to die! At least in this new comedy - that I wouldn't miss for anything. Ken Jeong needs to kill the Hoff off to pay his debts - which makes all the sense in the world to me. I just accept that and it's time for Michael Knight to go down. He's had his run, but personally you should get more than a half million for the head of David Hasselhoff?
Sadly - this film won't be in theaters and is instead going straight to Home Video - which is bullshit cuz this is obviously an audience movie that we all need to see together. Right? Well fuck you, you don't get to - it's going straight to Blu Ray and Home Theaters on August 29th!
Keep it cool,
Harry