Hey folks, Harry here - Adam McKay (ANCHORMAN, THE BIG SHORT) has written a script about a Halliburton Exec, who went on to become Darth Cheney, the most ruthless villianous Vice-President in history, thus far. And he's got Christian Bale ready to wheeze and pant and shoot his friends. He's also got Steve Carrell to be Donald Rumsfeld. OH - and Darth Cheney's wife? That's gonna be AMY ADAMS! I don't know if my heart can take that. But I know my funny bone can. Apparently all they are waiting on is a greenlight at Paramount.
Well, Paramount... I want you to look at what is happening with the media that's dick slapping the Trump across the jaw... Colbert is soaring, Trevor Noah is booming... We as a society right now has got to show folks what these rabid Republicans are. Pull off the sheet of decency they try to hide behind and show them as the pathetic soulless pricks they are. Of course - I'm worried that Bale could humanize the Reptillian overlord, but I remember that one set audio - and suddenly I'm fine with it. This is perfect - Release THE DICK. Which is what I'd call a Dick Cheney movie. Because he's a bigger DICK than Tricky Dick ever was.
Keep it cool,
Harry
