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Chyna to be T-femme in T3'
Hey folks, Harry here with an unconfirmed whisper that WWF and Playboy Gal, Chyna will be kicking Arnie's metal boned butt in TERMINATOR 3. It seems that it is the WWF's fate to take over Hollywood... But ya know... the visual oomph of a female terminator that was more... diminutive... like say Holly Hunter (hehehehe) would be more fun... I definitely would be more afraid of Chyna... after all she could pop your head like a grape between those thighs of hers... And since the script's dialogue and plot isn't up to snuff... why find great or even experienced actors? At least they won't be wasting too much talent on this one. Sigh...
Hi,
I have sources inside Mario Kasser's office that he and Arnold
Schwarzanegger wants 3 time WWF Intercontintial champion Chyna to play the
role of a female terminator in T3. Kasser is in talks with thw WWF beauty to
join the cast in April when filming starts.
"THE ONE".
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Or Jackie from That 70's Show. They could kill Arnie with their cuteness.
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They could make it a musical. They could do a remix of 'Orinoco Flow' called, say, 'Molten Metal Flow'. Yeah. You know you want to see this more than some dumb WWF wrestler.
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...filming was meant to start in February? Is it me, or is this being pushed further and further back (mounting problems maybe?). I have high hopes for this one, ungrounded maybe, but I still think they MAY do one of my favourite sequels of all time justice. It can't possibly be worse than Alien Resuurection...Can it?
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The concept of love was never really addressed in the short time THE IRON GIANT was living with humans. Well, He did invoke that socially instilled
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Nov 28, 2000 5:28:36 AM CST
Does this mean the next Terminator film will be pay-per-view?
by ol' painless
Oh great. And I bet they want to rewrite the final confrontation between them as well. Instead of two killing machines soundlessly going about the task of terminating one another in the most efficient manner possible, we get extra inserted scene: EXT - NIGHT - BATTLESCARRED WASTELAND: Chyna 2000 grabs a microphone out of the wreckage.
CHYNA 2000: LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, T-800. I'M GONNA INTRODUCE YOU TO NEW SENSATIONS OF FEAR. OF PAIN. OF SUFFERING. THIS SATURDAY NIGHT (call 0800 SUCKERS PAY), ALL YOU MISERABLE HUMAN TRASH WILL KNOW THE POWER OF MY MUSCULAR GLUTEUS MAXIMUS DESCENDING UPON YOU FROM ABOVE. MY STRIATED LATISSIMUS DORSI FLEXING INTO SOMETHING THAT LOOKS VAGUELY LIKE A CONDOM FILLED WITH WALNUTS. MY OVER-DEVELOPED PECTORALS WHICH MAKE UPPER BODY TRANSFORM INTO WHAT IS STRANGELY AKIN TO TWO BEARS WRESTLING UNDER A BLANKET WHEN I STRIKE MY "MOST MUSCULAR" POSE. YOU HEAR ME, T-1000? GET READY FOR THE AG-" And so on for another 3 pages or so. My apologies to Chyna fans, it not actually her I'm getting at in this failed attempt at humour. What she does for a living, she does very well. I'm just pointing out what I think might happen to the atmosphere of the Terminator franchise if they start bringing in pro wrestlers. Even if she doesn't say a word, thing will seem a bit too different. A bit too sport\entertainment, and not really part of the Terminator universe. But I suppose I ready to be convinced otherwise . . . . as long as there are lots of guns and explosions and car chases and high-technology and guns and explosions . . . -
good lord she is ugly, and to think that she posed nude in a magazine. I wonder how much airbrushing they had to do erase the penis and stubble. I think it would be much more interesting to have a terminator that is not a musclebound beast, but a softer feminine terminator. A male terminator or a robot of some sort would be a much better idea.
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. . . U stole the walnut filled condom, and bears under the blankets lines from somewhere, though I can't remember where. Not a major point, I know, but someone pulled me up for line theft in the past, and I get a bit nervous . . .
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I mean, I stole . . . sorry about the excess posting
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Does there have to be a T3? At least it's not Carrie Anne Moss. I hope she says no to this since she'll never be seen again afterwards if she agrees to this travesty.
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Nov 28, 2000 5:39:01 AM CST
human2 could be the Terminator that thinks he knows everything a
by *veers*
But really everybody laughs at his silly opinions. Or he could be a female terminator cuntrag. (did I just say that?).
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The King of The World is busy (read into this please), Linda wants to grow as an actor (keep reading), Ah-nold signed on (hmmmmmm, must be a good one). All of these are reasons this movie should NOT be made. Need more? A struggle over movie rights, bankrupt hollywood suits out to cash in, and the bottom dollar... Chyna. Woo hoo. AICN should rip this movie to shreds till it goes out of business. I mean fuck, were the first two TERMINATOR flicks that bad?
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I think it was the great wit that is Clive James who coined that phrase!
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No it's nothing to do with Chyna, Todd is back on this page and over at the Evolution story DePalma is talking some shit again. Where ya been guys?
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Personally, I think Diane Keaton has been greatly over-looked for role's like this; just imagine her analazing her feeling's and forcing Arnie to listen at gunpoint (obviously) maybe she could accuse him of lacking commitment to terminating in general and how she felt misunderstood, unfulfilled and harassed as Female terminator in a very male orientated profession.She could really do some damage if she explained in (tedious repedative) detail her need to express herself as a woman and not just a terminator.To really finish him off she could ask him where he saw their relationship as terminator's going in the future and if he could see himself becoming a daddy terminator, raising two maybe three young terminator's ; one of each.Face it, Ahnaold wouldn't stand a chance aginst something like that.
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Please tell me this isn't true..that freak with the weird ass voice....christ.NOooooooooooooooooooooooo...get someone pretty and sexy
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3 baby terminators. One of each...what's that...boy...girl...and...erm...hairdresser? I can just imagine it...'No..not goo-goo. It's Fuck you asshole'. Does that apply to the hairdresser?
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Nov 28, 2000 6:31:05 AM CST
Could this source who calls himself "TheOne" be James Wong write
by docsisx
diminish his competition already
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...this can't be happening. Chyna? Wait a second, I know what's happening, this is all just a very bad dream. I'm having a nightmare, dreaming of a Cameron-less, Hamilton-less T3 with a shitty script and crazy casting rumors, that's all, that's what it is, any time now I'll wake up, I'm sure of it...McFly<--
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isn't it obvious? she has the perfect jaw structure :)
sigh, why don't these people have a clue? mario kassar and arnie should know better, hes been in shit movies before, you'd think he learnt a lesson, but nooooooo......
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OK, first we hear James Cameron won't have a damn thing to do with this flick....strike one....then we hear Sarah Connor herself is bye-bye...strike two...i've been waiting for strike three to drop for months now....and right now its right on the borderline....the idea of a female Terminator sounds cool, but it'll still be shitty if the script isnt up to snuff...the report that Carrie-Anne Moss would play the female was an eyebrow raiser, but wait...no....she needs to finish the other two Matrix flicks first...but this news...hmm....interesting choice....anybody whos seen her knows this woman could pull it off...and personally nothing would illicit more evil chuckles than seeing Chyna whip the stewcrap out of Arnold "Why oh Why did the Sixth Day fail?!" Schwarzenegger.....but as i stated...without some of the major players not even involved in this flick, no amount of cool liquid metal is going to be able to shape this movie into something i'd be willing to shell out 9 bucks for...Revolution is my name
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Typical Hollywood - rather than put their faith in a decent sci-fi script, they'd rather guarantee a certain audience's attendence with someone whose only qualification is her body size. Do the demographics of the Terminator movies and the WWF really overlap that much? I don't credit the T-movies as "deep," but you can at least wade in them versus the impossibility of even getting wet watching an episode of the WWF. It's the violent equivalent of Love Boat. I'm not ranking the WWF crowd, but you have to admit it's not PBS NewsHour. I using Chyna is like electing Gopher to the U.S. Congress! Or Cooter from the Dukes of Hazaard! I LIKE the idea of a small woman for the T3 role - it would be more frightening if some awesome power were released by a smallish robot. That's why the last terminator worked so well - it wasn't robocop versus an even bigger robot. That's so cheap and simple, it's like the Justice League villains. I'd rather see Chynna Phillips that the talentless wrestler skank.
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She is not a good choice, in fact she is a horrible choice. (unless you are one of those mentally deficient wrestling fans who think otherwise)
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off subject, but....He mentions Chyna is a "3 time world intercontinental champion"
Like this actually mentions anything? Is this an accomplishment? Maybe if it were Boxing, UFC or real wrestling, (aka Greco Roman, freestyle, etc...). This is Pro Wrestling it means absolutly nothing. I have yet to understand how Pro Wrestling has hypnotysed half of the American Population. Actually, Its a secret government sceem to wheed out the stupid ones, and put them on an FBI list of some kind. -
Hey i'm glad i'm not the only one that thinks Chyna is gawd ugly!! Come on seriously, she is a dude right? right? i also think that if the script is this bad arnie should back out and start doing cooler stuff rather than these wuss movies. (talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel)
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Nov 28, 2000 7:43:38 AM CST
Ten Non-Actors I'd Rather See Play the Femminator in T3 than Chy
by roguewriter
1. My mom 2. That bitch Anne Murray 3. The scary woman in that cereal commercial where she invites the mailman in for breakfast 4. Allison Janney from WEST WING (she could whoop Arnie even without being cybernetic) 5. Liz Hurley (no, wait, she's a strike-breaking hoochie) 6. Harry 7. Roseanne Barrnold or whatever she's calling herself this month 8. Ann B. Davis (Alice'll KILL ya!) 9. Hallie Kate Eisenberg (why not, these days you've got to watch the little shit before every flick in a Regal Cinema anyway...) 10. Michael Caine (it's about time he got back to his standard of making 734 films a year...)
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Nov 28, 2000 8:04:39 AM CST
Shouldn't have included Janney... she IS an actor! ;) nim
by roguewriter
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I guess beauty must be in the eye of the beholder, because I think she's got a horse face and a gorilla's body.
As for T3 -- just let it go, stop trying to milk every good series to death.
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Nov 28, 2000 8:17:44 AM CST
What the hell kind of diction was that IRON GIANT talkback using
by 855k scoville
It reminded me of that New Orleans vampire that Preacher's friend Cassidy once ran into.... Anyhow, to further the IRON GIANT tangent, can anyone tell me why the IRON GIANT, in the climactic scene, did not simply use one of the shooting-type weapons that I believe were still available? Did I miss something?
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And yes, welcome back TODD.
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how about "Godfather 3", which was unnecessary, or even "Return of the Jedi", which was necessary but lousy.
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Actually, Chyna could make a good Terminator. After all, Arnie made a great terminator in the first film and all that he has is charisma and minimal acting ability (as he proves most every time that he tries). Chyna has done well on Third Rock, and certainly has charisma. Plus, unless they start scouring the Ms Olympia ranks for terminators with no acting experience (Lesa Lewis!) Chyna is about the prettiest "name" bodybuilder out there. And she is pretty, in a very hard way. Actually, my only beef would be that she's lost a lot of muscle since she first came on the scene, I wonder if they'd make her put it back on.
Besides, having a daughter with the genetic predisposition to look like a crew-rower, I rather like her as a contrast for the anorexic twigs that we generally get on TV. It's nice to have someone for a kid to identify with besides a walking orthopedic anatomy chart!
And it will never be Nicole Bass. She's a nice lady, but she doesn't have the face for Hollywood.
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I think Frank Spencer should be the new terminator...he managed to destroy practically everything in sight without even trying...that matched with an 'ooh Betty' for each poor soul he kills, it should be a good laugh.
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Boy, this will suck. But I'm going to get a big larf one day when all the mouth breathers who whack off to Chyna till their hands are translucent find out that "she" is a MAN!!! SHE'S A MAN, YOU NITWITS! How much Adam's apple do you need to see? How little hips and square man ass? Could it be ANY MORE OBVIOUS??? But then, Mr. MacMahon told them she is hot, so hot she is. Sorry I digress. I agree with movieManiac, Sigourney Weaver's got the chops to be a great Terminatress, but I doubt that she would get into another seemingly endless sci-fi franchise.
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I realize that wrestlers can make
interesting characters for a
movie(Tyler Mane/X-Men) But this
is stretching it. Ah-nuld is
probably still reeling from seeing
6th Day go down hard to the Grinch and his judgement on this
is still a bit shaky. I don't
know, this just doesn't seem right. And yes, Tyler Mane made a
great Sabretooth due to his being
a perfect physical match but the
female terminator is an original
character. Maybe Hudson Leick or
Lucy Lawless would be better for
the part. Hell, even Bjork would
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Almen Wong, the HK actress from "Her Name is Cat" should be the female terminator. In the book "Hollywood East," she said to play a female terminator was a dream role for her. Admittedly, "Her Name is Cat" wasn't the greatest HK movie ever, but Almen was great in it. She has charisma, intensity, an athletic but not unfeminine body, has prior acting experience, can do stunts and fighting, and would provide that cool dimunitive but butt-kicking factor.
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The producers of T3 don't seem to realize that what made Robert Patrick so effective, is that he was physically smaller than Arnold. The fact that he was made of liquid metal was what made him deadlier. With both Cameron and linda Hamilton gone, I'n not really expecting much from this...
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Going along with this wrestling theme how about the tag team of Oprah and Rosie??? Arnold would be powerless.
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It seems like everytime i say this to a wrestling fan ( notice I'm not saying all wrestling fans are the same ) they defend her femininity with the same ferocity that they did 15 years ago when I would question the legitimacy of wrestling as a sport. Maybe I'm wrong but either way this is a bad idea. The only thing that could make this movie worse is if they dress everyone up like a New York fashion monkey and have them do John Woo style kung fu while cheesy techno music plays in the back. Maybe the directors could avoid any unnecessary embarassment and release "The Matrix 2" and "Tee-Three" as one film.
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She's completely wooden enough to handle being the Terminatoress. Just watch her "range" in the Matrix, she can go from indifference to emotionless to uninvolved in a matter of seconds! Sorry, she does nothing for me as a woman or an actress. One more wooden performance, and she'll be relegated to triple-penetration porn for life. But she might not be beliveable there, either...
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Nov 28, 2000 10:05:57 AM CST
The Pointing out the obvious Right Here. The T3 FemmeBot will be
by the salem slut
... Who is able to morph and do cool stuff, so We don't need to cast some white-trash muscular bint-ho, We need someone slinky and coy like Carrie-Ann Moss or Jeri Ryan. This approach will produce a far greater effect. Instead of the forehead-beer-can crushing knuckleheadedness suggested by just putting two big dumbells on screen. Arnie is our Dumbell and we love him, but We like hime to take on baddies who don't look like a threat, but turn out to be really sharply realised and menacing, like in T2. Coy, Slinky and Feline (Purrrrrr!)is they way to go for the T3 FemmeBot. The Salem Slut has spoken. If thy defyeth me, guard thy neck...
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She is so a post-op Tran.*****Nice one Todd, funny how you and veers, sorry I mean DePalma start posting again at the same time, are you two realted?
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Nov 28, 2000 10:20:58 AM CST
You gotta be FN kiddin me; So I take ity there will be NO sex a
by arcturus
I was one unconcerned with the alledgedly horrible script, trusting that a good director could make a mountain out of a molehill. However, after hearing this news, not even a master director could right this ship, I'm afraid.
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Two words: Olsen Twins.
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Nov 28, 2000 11:07:51 AM CST
Vat's Mit All Dis WWF Stoff? I Tought Dis Vas Der Cute Blonde Fr
by buzz maverik
Fock! I vas gettink all echzited, because you know she vas hot. I'd vatch all does Vilson-Phillips videohs, und vhen dey showed her I'd get ein semi-schtiffieschnitzel until dey showed de otha two den little Ahrnie vould deflate until dey showed her again. I vould get her to cuht her hair shoat like she had den, so she looked like dat Josie Bissette from MELROHSE PLACE. I hear she's mahried to dat Baldvin brothah, Adam, der vun dat played Animal Mutti in Schtanley Kuhrbrihck's FULL MEHTAL CHACKET. I tought dat if she und I did ein movie togethuh dat maybe Mahriuh und I could interest dem in ein schwap. But fock, ein wrestler! I hate mousculah vimmen!
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...oh how soon we forget the WWF trying to invade Hollywood. With T3 you're looking at $150-$200 million to make, but $50 million at the box office. As much as I liked T2, there was no need for it. It only made the timeline more confusing. Putting ANOTHER Terminator film into this franchise will only ruin the perfection of the first film, if it hasn't been destroyed enough already by T2. Mark my words.
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Helloooo, has anybody seen Arnold's last 3 movies? haven't all of them tanked at the box office? What we have here is a last desperate attempt from a fading icon to reclaim some of his former 80's glory when these kind of movies ruled at the box office. If they want to do some revolutionary casting, they should cast sly stallone as the terminatrix. You'd be killing 2 birds with one stone because he needs a hit even worse than Arnold does and I'm sure he'd be a more convincing woman than Chyna is.
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Doesn't he like his Terminator movies anymore?! I mean, for God's sake, has he read this script?! HOLLYWOOD! LET ME WRITE T3! I HAVE THE ABILITY!...By the way, Enya's new album was amazing, highly reckomended.
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Because He did not want to be a gun. No matter what.
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Chyna would make a good choice for the female terminator. IF, 1)they don`t let her speak, 2)Arnie would play the terminator`s human designer so she could kick some real human butt, and 3) if they could somehow use GCI so she looked like she did before the ton of plastic surgery, i.e. frightening.
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I copied part of what you wrote off of the Human Nature topic below and used it in part of a school assinment what it means to be a hero. Thanks
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...sounds like a good idea after reading this. What the fuck? Oy. Who knew Arnold was so dumb. Not that he was a rocket scientist or anything, but he's made great genre films, you'd think he'd at least know what works by now and what doesn't (oh wait, forgot about End of Days, Eraser, and assorted others...sheesh..)
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Nov 28, 2000 12:43:05 PM CST
Hey, Kyle.Reese, If You're Going To Pitch Yourself As A Writer Y
by buzz maverik
...tell those Hollywood hamheads your terms up front, right here in the talkbacks. By now everyone knows my fee for a script: one million dollars, a custom made Purdy shotgun and a new Chevy Suburban full of Cuban cigars. I would like to add that now I also want to direct. Incidentally, this is my bid for writing and directing the next TERMINATOR sequel. Now, if you guys can get Kyle to do it for less, go for it. Or if you want to pay him whatever he wants to write the script, I'll direct it for you, sight unseen, for the above listed terms. You'll have to hire Kyle again for on-set rewrites so you T3 producers better have your checkbooks ready.
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Nov 28, 2000 12:45:17 PM CST
Also, If I Direct It, I Demand Cast Approval and Final Cut.
by buzz maverik
You T3 producers don't like, fucking get somebody else. Like I need this shit!
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Chyna does zip for me in any way, shape, or form. However, I do not want some Silba T&A terminatrix for this series. Holly Hunter was an interesting suggestion. I'll say Linda Fiorentino or Angela Bassett, but if Harry's comments are correct they have a snowball's chance in hell of getting talent like that.
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Friends, The female terminator should be played by the one, the only, Martha Stewart. You know this is right.
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I am patiently waiting for the WWF to become another has-been pasttime. Oh, and Chyna? You look like a horse from top to bottom.
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But is it a chick? The silicone doesn't fool me. She's got more testosterone in her to grow 'nads on her face. Her voice makes you want to peel the skin from your face. She would make this movie totally laughable. This is almost along the lines of actually making a scooby-doo movie. Pick any other wooden actor, just not someone with the actual presence and essence of a concrete representation of gnarly fingernails running along a blackboard. This movie will be worse than Spider-man. No organic web shooters Raimi!!!! Ya freak!!! Why would anyone be interesdted in it if the director goes against a huge petition from fans? Hmmmm. Maybe he's an asshole?
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You know I'd love to just say something that could make you all think that this film might be actually a great film; but that's relatively impossible, it's gonna suck. Yea, wrestlers have made descent appearances in films, but they've made downright horrible ones too. How the fuck do some of these people get past casting directors? Does a director seriously think he can turn a wrestler into an actor with no prior experiance other than act like a hard ass? Regardless of who gets the part the film is still gonna suck. However, I dunno, maybe it's just me, but I think Franka Potente would make a kick ass terminator. But then again I just want to see her run around again - with the camera following her from behind... =D
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Freddie Prince Jr. and Sean Young are a mother and son visiting their cousins Bo & Luke Duke in post-apocalyptic Hazard County, TX (Did you know there really is a place called Hazard? It's not in Texas, though.) Bo, played by Keanu Reeves is the dark haired cousin, and Bathazar Getty, with a bleach job is Luke. They drive an Orange Road warrior-type car with the Texas flag painted on the top. They call the car "The Genr'l Dubya" after the former US prez who accidentally got us into a nuclear war with India because someone told him the Indians were protesting ill-treatment by the BIA in Wyoming. Rounding out the cast is Demi Moore as Daisy, whose pivotal scene involves her masturbating in a metal tub while a red bird and Kyle Mchlachlan peer in through a slit in the wall, and Edward Furlong, in a fake white beard and overalls as Uncle Jesse. The plot thickens when Chyna the T-3000 goes in with Boss Hogg (Harry Knowles) and Roscoe P. Coltraine(Dan Rather) on a sinister plot to use a hologram projection of the OG terminator (Ahnuld) to scare Freddie and Sean away from the gold mine they've come to Texas to claim. You see, China & Hogg et al want to make an amusement park called "Slave-Land!" where paying guests will come to experience the chills and thrills of slave life in the 1800's. Co-sponsored by Disney, Slaveland! can only be built if Freddie and Sean sign over their gold claim. Highjinks ensue. Suddenly when things start to look really desperate, a black van with a red spoiler on the back pulls into town. It immediately gets into a car chase involving the Genr'l Dubya and Roscoe, and consists of some jumping over rivers and spinning around on dirt roads. Roscoe sputters to Flash, his two headed dog, played by the Olsen twins via some nifty CGI, "I'm a long distance runner and an all day hunter, cue cue cue!" Roscoe crashes his police car into a tree, and he gets on the CB and calls Cletus (Drew Carey) a dipstick. On the other side of the river the doors of the Van open, and out pops the A-team, except that Hannibal is dead and has been replaced with the cigar smoking Ahnuld. Rounding out the A-Team are of course, Mr. T as BA, Robin Williams as Murdock, and Kevin Bacon as Face. They team up with the Dukes and Freddie and Sean to defeat the evil Chyna/Hogg/Disney/Slaveland! axis. Before the battele there are many shots of BA's ring covered fingers blow-torching some cool shit together. At the end of the film, all the villains crash into a rocky cliff in their helicopter, it bursts into flames and plummets 300 feet as Ahnuld pumps it full of machine gun bullets. When it hits the ground, it explodes again. Then all the villains climb out of the helicopter, coughing. As they're rounded up and handcuffed, Ahnuld pops the stogie into his mouth and says, all together now, "Ah love eet when a plan comes togedah!"
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...they should use Lita. Three reasons: 1)she is danm good looking, 2)she is smaller than Arnie (for those who are worried about that) and 3)she probably could kick Arnies ass.
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Nov 28, 2000 1:55:02 PM CST
And this months centrefold beauty lists her lifelong aspirations
by tracer
killing John Connor and destroying civillisation as we know it..........fucking joke, Chyna my butt!
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I guess its perfect for the MTV /WWF generation!
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...I want the producers to hire my friend Eriglione's Mom for craft services. We're talking homemade pizzas, meatballs to die for and the best damn canoli you ever tasted. Finally, I figure Kyle will be able to work with me two-three days tops before he walks because I'm of the John Huston-John Milius - Oliver Stone-Walter Hill- James Cameron school of hard ass directors who usually make great films. Therefore, the producers will have to hire my friend Nick to handle all rewrites. He went to USC but we won't hold that against him. And my friend Lenny is going to edit the thing. He went to UCLA, so he's okay.
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...I predict it will be the subject of a rave Harry review, and then turn out to be the biggest stinkfish since ARMAGEDDON.
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I can't believe Chyna is what is making people think this movie will suck. She fits right in with the steaming pile that they're creating. Why not have Joel Schoemaker direct at this point!
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hellloo... norway says hi again...
this one is a fancy little tidbit.. and back home in norway we've got more than you...
check out the latest news (in norwegian though) at this adress:
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Greetings !
It seems non of you likes the thought of Chyna as the new Terminator...
Maybe this image manipulation I happened to produce some time ago can change your mind... If she - as the female counterpiece to Schwarzenegger - is no Terminator material, who is ?
Look at:
http://internettrash.com/users/creaturesh/wrmedia/c2000.jpg
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I got only one word for T3:
Linda Hamlton as the Terminator.
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I still think Franka Potente would be the best for the role. Although the Janet Reno comment was a damn good idea too. This rumor is complete utter crap tho and I won't believe for a second that a wrestler for the role would even be taken into consideration. But damn - with or without the red hair - Franka Potente all the way.
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I dont get why we even need this....T2 wrapped everything up in a neat little basket...screw that arm shit you cant make a comp that will go AI out of a fucking arm! Everybody only wants Carrie-Anne Moss cuz we have seen her in sunglasses recently, oh and she also did kick a couple guys asses....i guess. She was cool though I'm not denying that but not my choice for T3. My choice for the T-whatever (does it have to be called by its number??) is Pink. LOL...she would just be cool. BTW remember that only living stuff can pass through time like the Terminators do and im not in a big rush to see Chynas oddly shaped jugs or that one-eyed wonder worm named willy that we all know dangles between her testosterone-stuffed thighs. Maybe Pink's carpet matches her curtains...speaking of that.....I wonder if macy gray can act....
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I suggested Chyna for the female terminator when this story first broke! ARGH! Either i'm a genius or...they're listening :::looks around cautiously:::
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Man, if it's going to be a woman, why not make it lithe action star Michelle Yeoh. Not only is she attractive, she can kick ass. The T3 Terminator should be better than the T1000...more graceful. Does anyone here think that Chyna is graceful? Michelle Yeoh would be perfect because they could say that, just like in Contact, another Skynet was built in Asia. When this one was destroyed, the backup went into production. That would kick all ass!
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Nov 28, 2000 7:09:21 PM CST
HARRY, do you post this shit to get kicks from hearing us actual
by moto
First off, what a shitty rumor to post. What a boring rumor to post. What a LAME thing to post!!
Oh well... I have come to expect this shit from this site at times. Anyway, here's my two cents... CARRIE ANNE MOSS (Trinity from MATRIX) NEEDS to be cast in this role. The Terminator does NOT need to be some muscle bound chick. Look at the T-1000.... Robert Patrick was skinny as hell!
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Nov 28, 2000 7:11:51 PM CST
Here's a thought... scrap the female thing (which I actually thi
by moto
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Yes Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show. You wouldn't need any special effects.
BUT if you wanted serious... forget Chyna, add Ralf Moeller from Gladiator and a couple more different Terminators. Heck even have Arnold back as a bad one. But Chyna? It will make the movie a joke. The Terminators were supposed to be infiltration units... Chyna sticks out like a sore thumb. -
Nov 28, 2000 7:41:08 PM CST
Hey simpman76 - could the stupid people that the government is t
by the garbage man
Just joshin', of course. I agree with you 100% about wrasslin'.
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The three cloying chicks from the Friends sitcom could be put through a blender (they're barely distinguishable from each other anyway) and made into one female Terminator. Instead of doing a molten metal morph to make it through obstacles they could unblend, chat, cry, fight, make up, hug and thus kill any interest anyone could have in watching T3.
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Sable (aka Rena Mero) couldn't even act if her life depended on it.
And the only valid point against Joanie Laurer (Chyna) that I have spotted
here so far is the fact that she looks way to unusual for an infiltration unit.
(Common people... Calling her a ugly guy is not only
unoriginal and stupid, but most of all just wrong)
Do you remember when they casted Hugh Jackman as Wolverine (X-Men)?
Everybody hated it while he ended up beeing the best Logan one could imagine. -
Another thing about x-men is that everybody assumed it would suck..as if it would be like batman 3 or 4...but it kicked ass so there! I think T3 will probably be good though as long as this rumor isnt true....one thing about thee infiltration unit idea though is that skynet probably wants to win the war so much they wouldnt need to make it look normal (for 2029 standards at least), because it could be special for going to the past. Also, female terminators that would be for infiltration wouldnt work because i'm not too sure there would be many female soldiers in the resistance, and you u would know the ones from around your area by their face anyhow.....right???LOL....word to your mother
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In another Talkback, I mentioned how strong the positive vibes are that I'm getting for TOMB RAIDER, how everything seems to be coming together on that film. With T3 . . .I get the opposite. Granted, new-model Chyna looks much better then before (not quite as, um, butch); still this doesn't change the fact that she's not an actor. And for this thing to work, EVERYTHING--cast, director, locations, FX and especially script--has to be spot on. So far, from all I've been reading of it, it's not. If this film turns out to be entertaining on any level above PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, it will be a stone miracle. Oh, hey, there's an idea-why not cast Stone Cold Ste--never mind.
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Nov 28, 2000 9:57:36 PM CST
Setting the record straight on Chyna, the WWF, and all you fanbo
by cinematt
Heh, heh, heh. Where should I begin in picking apart all this misinformed, clueless bashing of Chyna and the WWF? Let's see, how about this: First off, I love how all the "polite" fanboys start off with, "now, I don't mean to pick on you WWF fans, but..." and then you proceed to badmouth Chyna and the WWF all the way to holy hell. Secondly, I keep seeing this recurring theme of "Chyna's a guy" and other such prebuscent drivel. It's a given that most of the geeky, pimply faced snotnoses who live on these talkbacks 24/7 spend way too much time masturbating into their underoos over images of Lara Croft and Famke Jansen as Mystique. Sadly, you misguided boys are not to blame. It's the entertainment industry that has hypnotized you into believing that unless a woman has this look of a computer generated, only-in-the-stroke-magazines type of look, then they're ugly or worse, masculine. To this thinking person's eye (and yes, I do think quite well, thank you, I watch the WWF, enjoy it immensely, and also hold down a job and go to college...so much for the sterotype that wrestling fans are idiots...)Chyna is attractive in a Xena sort of way. Granted, she's not everybody's cup of tea, but Joanne Laurer, Chyna's real name, has busted her well defined ass to rise from being ridiculed, even among her peers, to being accepted. Along the way, she's been able to pretty herself up without losing the characteristics that made her who she is. It's called sacrifice and dedication, little boys, something maybe you can learn about when you get bored with your little video games.
As to the issue of the WWF and the hard working entertainers from that fine organization getting involved in acting:
I'm all for it. You see, no organization produces harder working, more dedicated performers then the WWF. These hearty men and women are on the road, 300 days out of year, putting on the best brand of show biz there is. Sure, the "mainstream media" would have you believe that the WWF is low-brow, ignoramous programming designed only for the so-called "trailer park trash" sterotypes that I just blew out of the water. The truth is, the "mainstream media" hates the WWF because the WWF outperforms, outentertains and basically outclasses all the other so-called "legitimate" entertainment entities out there. It's a bit disheartening to see that so many of the fanboys who spend more time writing these talkbacks then they probably do talking to their parents have bought into that fairty tale, hook, line and sinker, but hey, ten thousand hours of staring at Lara Croft's computer generated buttocks does that to your brain, right, Fanboys? I have to laugh when I hear the old ignorant arguments that "wrasslin's not real, it's just dumb, duh," when the truth is, yes, wrestling is fake, just as Bruce Campbell is faking it in the Evil Dead movies (knew that one would get your attention, Fanboys) or as fake as Buffy kicking the crap out of a vampire (are you listening now, generation Mallrats?). You see, it's called acting, and for the hardworking men and women of the World Wrestling Federation, they do it, and do it well, frequently. So, having said all of that, who better to appear in action films then WWF stars? Now, I'm not saying that Meryl Streep should start playing roles opposite the Rock, but, for high impact, action filled epics, one WWF Superstar is worth a thousand of your Freddie Prinze Jr.s or Sarah Michelle Gellars.
People enjoy the WWF (and make no mistake about it, Fanboys, there's a hell of a lot more of US WWF fans then there will ever, eeeeeeeeeeevvvvvver be of you!)not because they're unintelligent, but because in two hours of WWF programming, you can see what would take you six to ten hours of so called "legitimate" entertainment elsewhere. Action, Comedy, Intriguing Storylines, Sexy Bodies to Look At. Yep, the WWF has it all, while the rest of the "real entertainment" community can only pound their head off their reserved table at Spago's, wondering what in the hell they're doing wrong.
So, to sum up, dear foolish Fanboys, whether or not Chyna appears in T3, if it ever gets made at all, is a moot point. The fact is, the WWF is here in America to stay, and whether you like it or not, get used to it, because the WWF is going to be around a LOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGG time!
You can all go back to your Tomb Raider games now.
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Generally well said...
But I don't think insulting other people calling them perverted masturbators (although that may be true for some) is going to help anyone here, and you've gotten a little off-topic, too.
To get back into rails, I will resort to stating the obvious again:
Chyna = Female Schwarzenegger
Chyna = Female Schwarzenegger
Chyna = Female Schwarzenegger
Chyna = Female Schwarzenegger
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I wasn't specifically trying to insult anyone, more to the point, it was a generalization. You know, if the shoe fits, wear it, and for some of the Fanboys who lurk about this site, it fits just right, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Otherwise, thanks for the compliment, and just to respond to Chyna = Schwarzenegger, Chyna can speak without butchering the English language, unlike zat udder guy, Ahnold, who alvays tawks like dis. See?
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Thank you cinematt, you put everything in your post that I was thinking after reading some of those posts. I am so terribly tired of hearing crap from people that don't even watch or know what is going on in the WWF. "oh, it's stupid" "oh, they're faking it, no one actually gets hurt" "the only people that watch it are ignorant hicks that don't know any better" You know what? You people need to lighten up. It' s great entertainment. It has everything I would have thought most of you guys would love: sex and violence. But, it also has the characters and story line that I love. My husband and I do not fit the "norm" of what most people seem to expect WWF fans to be. We're both in our early 30's, my husband is a Project Superintendent for a construction company, and I work as a lab technician for a surgeon. And, we both love the WWF. People, it's great fun! Can't you just enjoy something for the sake of enjoyment? You get to cheer for the good guys and boo the bad guys, and every one is scantily clad. What could be better? No, it's not brain surgery, but so what? Who needs something really deep and meaningful after a terrible day at work? Give me mindless entertainment any time! I honestly don't understand why some of you people hate it and the wrestlers so much. Especially Chyna, for gods sake. (by the way, YES you idiots that keep running your mouths about it, she is a she. Shut up about that. You're being incredibly annoying. SHE IS A SHE. She does not have an adams apple, she just naturally has narrow hips, SHE'S A SHE! Stop being stupid.) She's such an unbelievably hard working and honestly nice person. She had a terrible childhood that she had to fight her way out of, and working out happened to be her way of exerting some control over her life. So shut up. And I happen to think she's very beautiful, in an incredibly strong and bold type of way. Where is the law written that only 5'8 blondes with big boobs are the only women guys can find attractive? Life would be pretty boring if we all liked the exact same thing, don't you think? Diversity makes the world go round, people. So what if her acting skills aren't the best? As has been mentioned, Arnold pretty much sucked acting-wise in the first one. And I could say the same about any number of stars in Hollywood. What is wrong with some of you people? Why do you keep saying such horrible things about someone? Are you just so miserable in your own lives you have nothing better to do than tear other people down for no reason? Grow up. The men and women of the WWF work very hard for not that much pay, no retirement and normally no insurance benefits. They do it because they love performing, and they do it for their fans. I respect them for that, and I take great exception to you jerks that talk so horrible about people that I admire. These people work incredibly hard for a living and I think it's great if any of them make it to the big screen. If you're disappointed that Cameron won't be doing this one, that I understand. But if you're just being mean and hateful about someone just for the sake of being mean and hateful, maybe you should get off your spiteful, rude butts and go get a job instead of spending all your time spewing garbage that's designed to hurt. So there.
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Man, you're almost worse than these fanboys here...
I don't know what's worse, taking Bruce Campbell or Sarah Michelle Gellar seriously, OR taking the WWF seriously.
Now, I understand that pro wrestlers are EXCELLENT athletes. Id on't watch wrestling (used to as a kid), but I respect what they do. They are true athletes that take a beating day in and day out. They suffer major injuries... and keep on going. I respect them.
BUT, what many of these people and myself are saying is that Chyna is WRONG for the role. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. It would degrade the film's integrity (what little it has with fans right now). It's a fact of life that the pro wrestlers are not taken seriously. I'm not saying it's right, but it's a fact. And seeing Chyna in this role would degrade the film even more.
It's a lame rumor... and would NEVER happen anyway. You like wrestling? Fine. Nothing wrong with that. I'm no better than you because I don't. But just because wrestling is cool, just because they are great athletes, doesn't mean they are right for the part. For example, Meryl Streep is an excellent actress! BUT, would I want her for this part. NO... ofcourse not.
Anywho... you want to stick up for what you like? Fine. But grow up and take the high road by not throwing insults as they do. Anyone can rip on another. Any idiot can do that.
But I guess that's a natural reaction. So, allow me to say this. Bruce Campbell is an overrated "actor" here in fanboy city. When he does something respectable... then I'll maybe change my mind. Sarah Michelle Gellar? Flavor of the month... when Buffy is over, where will she go? Chyna... I don't care how much makeup she wears... I don't care what Entertainment Media has done to me, the bitch is rank. Viagra couldn't get me up in her presence.
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Nice gal, but I suspect that they're floating this idea just to test what reaction would be, and don't have remotely serious plans on the issue. Just as long as she pulls a Robert Patrick, and does not really talk too much, as I would have some fear that if she ever could act her way out of a paper bag, that the WWF would have trained it out of her. Cannot really agree with Harry: I think a Holly Hunter would be cute for about one frame, but it just would not make too much sense (not that T1-3 always make sense, I admit) that they would build bots strong in that shape. Bad design. Certainly, agree with those that question why it needs to be made, especially without a strong script. www.themachineisdead.com
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Nov 29, 2000 12:12:39 AM CST
From the man who chose to star in such greats as Jingle All the
by andy travis
Let's face it, Arnold isn't a paragon of enlightenment. Oh, like the Catch 22 animation.
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Another movie series gone rotten via a shitty sequeal (trilogy). No James Cameron + No Linda Hamilton + a chick beating the shit out of a guy who's portrayed as the badest s.o.b to ever wander the earth = an embarassment to everyone involved in the making of this movie. Save everyone time and $ and give the film a red light.
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That type of entertainment is fine for a few minutes on T V but I will be damned before I will spend 9 dollars to watch that shit for 2 hours on the big screen damn it when I go to the movies I want tallent up on the screen I forgive a lot when it comes to arnolds tallents but I am not willing to extend that to the WWF and its wreslers in other words Chyna should not give up His/Her day job !
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The Terminators *are* supposed to blend in, right, but in the war-torn *future*, not the easy life of the present. It doesn't seem too much of a stretch to accept that a lot of the folks who're alive and fighting in the future are pretty buff. Hell, in that bleak world, what is there to do but train all day long to defeat Skynet? I think most of the future folks we've seen in "Terminator" and "Terminator 2" have had average builds, but I have no trouble believing that plenty of John Conner's rebels are buff mofo's. That assumption also validates Arnie's Terminator design - he doesn't exactly seem like the blending type either, right? **** On a separate note, I'm fairly depressed by all the bitter misogyny of this Talkback. Jesus, Chyna's not my idea of a babe either (as if a female Terminator is necessarily gonna be a sexpot anyway), and I think a "T3" is ill-conceived from the get-go, but show a little maturity children...
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Nov 29, 2000 6:32:32 AM CST
god forbid should they hire a small guy like Robert Patrick as t
by cruel shoes
That's the genius that is James Cameron, that the villain in T2 was a smaller guy. Nobody would've ever done that, and this casting move proves it. I can't wait to see a non-actor fumble her way through this. Question: Did anybody remember in like 1985 when they were first predicting a sequel to T1, they had a poster in CINEMAFANTASTIQUE of Arnold and a Woman posing as Terminators, and it said "Lady Terminator." I wonder what that was all about.
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If Chyna is going to play as a terminator she should be a T 800 model not a T 1G
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I like the idea of introducing someone that would look even less threatening than Robert Patrick. How about Linda Hunt (or someone a little younger but of equal stature)as the Fem-Term? I realize this isn't a novel idea (hell, even Cameron had originally intended to have Lance Hendricksen play the Terminator) but I still think that that sort of juxtaposition of characters would be infinitely more interesting than having battling bookends.
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Nov 29, 2000 12:20:13 PM CST
I believe I suggested Bjork and here are some much better sugges
by silentbob x
Here are some much better choices
than Chyna for a female Terminator: 1. Bjork, 2. Cynthia
Watros(Titus), 3. Hudson Leick(Xena), 4. Catherine Zeta Jones,
5. Janeane Garofalo(my personal
choice), 6. Bif Naked, 7. Jessica
Alba(Dark Angel), 8. Kate Winslet,
9. Nikki Cox, 10. Gwen Stefani(No
Doubt), 11. Gillian Anderson, 12.
Annette Bening, and finally, 13.
Helen Hunt. PLEASE NOTE: I don't
think any of these girls have a
legitimate shot at being the female terminator(though I wouldn't mind seeing any of them
making their naked entrance) they
all have one thing in common:
THEY CAN ACT AND DO NOT LOOK AS
MASCULINE AS AH-NULD. -
Might as well add Anna Nicole Smith to the cast, too. And maybe a cameo appearance by Michael Jackson as Edgar Allan Poe.
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Why not reunite Arnie with Bridget Neilsen, afetr all their on screen "chemistry" in Red Sonja is one of cinema`s all time classic pairings!!!
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Dark, I'm not too fond of Chyna either, but she isn't THAT bad.
And if you don't know who Nicole Bass is, lemme just say that she makes Chyna look like Cindy Crawford.
And she's an OKAY actress. She aint no Streep, but I thought she was okay on 3rd Rock.
I can also easily tell you're just an arrogant Chyna-basher.
As for her Playboy, it wasn't THAT bad either. She may not be an anorexic blonde that you proabably like, but I like a little variety in my porn :) And NO, I am not gay, trans, or deformed in any way. Also, that PB was a really huge seller, just to let you know.
As for her in T3, I think she'd be okay if she had a small role and was more mysterious than powerful. She could be kinda like Mystique in Xmen. I think Rebecca Romijn got bashed alot for the role, but she turned out to be pretty good. -
A new terminator? 3 words for ya... Freddie Prinze Jr... The perfect addition to this unholy suckfest!
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Garofalo.......that's it, that's the ticket. She'll shred Arnold with her rapier wit.
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Thanks for the vote of confidence.
My application to the casting
director's guild must have gotten
lost in the mail. As for Janeane,
I wouldn't mind seeing her kick
Ah-nuld's ass in any movie(like
that'll ever happen) But if I
had to choose between her and
Chyna, it's Janeane all the way.
Janeane can at least act. And,
yes Beau you hit it on the head
with the whole 'battling bookends'
comment. Who wants to see Ah-nuld
fight a female version of himself?
I certainly wouldn't, regardless
of how good the f/x are. As
moviegoers, we have to draw the
line somewhere as to how low we'll
go for our entertainment. Hollywood isn't even trying anymore if shitty, brain dead
decisions like casting Chyna as
an opposite of Ah-nuld are made.
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Cast Verne Troyer? Gary Coleman? He needs work. Or Kobe Bryant. How about Me. I was good in What's Eating Gilbert Grape and I blend in nicely in a crowd. Anyway, I like wrestling. After all. I'm housebound and watch lots of television. But it seems Arnold wants to cast a wrestler to help box office more than best possible casting. He's had quite a few bombs lately. I like Chyna. I think she's a very hard worker. But I like the idea of Michelle Yeoh whoever said that or maybe someone small and fiesty like Jada Pinkett-Smith or Courtney Cox.
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