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Eli Roth has a DEATH WISH with Bruce Willis... but what about Jeff Goldblum?!?!?



 

Hey Folks, Harry here...  DEATH WISH with Charles Bronson was one of a handful of  BETAMAX tapes that my Grandfather had in my Uncle's old room that I stayed in, whenever I went to visit my grandparents in San Antonio as a kid.  I watched it... a lot.   In fact, I watched it so much that I was convinced that if you took inappropriate steps with a lady, somewhere somehow...  Charles Bronson would blow your fucking balls off with a big ass handgun - and you absolutely fucking deserved it.  

We've known there's been a remake coming for a while.   Joe Carnahan wrote a draft then Scott Alexander & Larry Karaszewski penned a draft that Bruce Willis loved - and at that time the directing team behind the amazing BIG BAD WOLVES wanted to steer the project in a slightly different manner than Bruce wanted - so they left.

Now...  ELI ROTH is stepping up to the plate to direct DEATH WISH writting by Joe Carnahan, Scott Alexander & Larry Karaszewski and starring Bruce Willis as the pissed as living fuck man who will probably have a wife or daughter or grandmother or friend harassed in a manner that'll make us sick, but then Bruce will wipe the scumbags down a sewer drain of pain.   I just wonder - will we get a sock full of half-dollars?  I'm really pulling for Jeff Goldblum to be cast in this.

I just hope that Bruce Willis has Bronson's stache for the film!   That'd be super keen!

Keep it cool, 

 

Harry

 

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