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A couple of cool tidbits: T3 and JURASSIC PARK 3
Hey folks, Harry here.... Had some interesting stuff happening over at Variety, in Michael Fleming's DISH column it seems that he's adding fuel to the fire about the ol John McTiernan / T3 rumor that we grabbed a couple weeks back... and hopefully this completely puts to rest that nonsense rumor from TVguide.Com about Fincher directing. I love Fincher, but frankly I'd rather him go to work on better material than the T3 script. And that is exactly what he's doing. Fleming doesn't state that McTiernan is in yet... only that he is in talks with Mario Kassar about something... and Mario is producing T3 and the word is it'll shoot in Montreal, where McTiernan is finishing up ROLLERBALL... Also, I got this little creampuff of a tidbit about Tea Leoni parachuting down into that gigantic set they've been building at UNIVERSAL for Jurassic Park 3... I doubt Tea will be doing it herself, as this is the sort of thing for which they pay stuntmen and women. But who knows... maybe Tea is up for it. We already know that there is some sort of airplane type of crash on the island and perhaps the team parachutes in... if so... and if there are flying lizard-like creatures flying about.... perhaps we have a very frightening scene coming up.... hmmmm.... what oh what have they come up with?
Hey Harry,
I was at universal studios on Thursday and the lady running the tour
was telling us about the Jurassic park set that was up and mentioned that
one of the scenes they will be filming over the next few days will be for
the ending of the movie and it will involve Tea Leoni parachuting into the
set.
Ryan
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Can it be true?
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Wow, I can't believe I'm 2nd, every thime I visit this page there have been a million postings before mine. yah! 2nd 2nd 2nd! By the way, can't wait to see what a fuck up T3 & JP3 will be. By the way - I'm second!
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Well, I have 2nd & 3rd Place - Quality.
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Could you PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEASE stop with the first/second/third crap? Please? Man oh man.....on the subject at hand, I'm about as excited about these two threequels as I would be if I was presented with a barrell of brussel sprouts and told to eat them. ie Not very.
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yaadaa...I just thought I would say that I am fourth just to upset the potty mouth who was third. By the way, is it true that Catherine Bell will play T3?
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I agree. Seriously, morons, what's the point? Have you thought about what that says about you? About how you spend your day? Hhhh...
Anyhow, I also agree that these 3-quels will probably suck. I have to admit that the first two Jurassics were wonderful, but without Spielberg, really, what's the point? Remember Jaws 2? Or Exorcist 2? Yeah, neither do I and that's the point.
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As stupid as all those "I'm First" assholes are, those of you that criticize them constantly are more ignorant. You should know by now that it's never going to stop. Why are you wasting your time? There's always been someone bitching about how they are first and they always will be, no matter how many people tell them how fucking stupid they are. So just let it drop. You have to deal with morons in real life, so just get use to dealing with them here.
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Missed the boat entirley and should NOT be making a Jurassic Three? I mean honestly folks come on. Let us not remember how terrible J2 was. It was classified as one of the worst sequels of all time. And for good damn reason. The only reason they are making a part three is because J2 was a massive Box office hit..
Well here is one person who WILL NOT be seeing this film. Thanks but I don't fucking think so.
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I liked JP. The first one. I liked it alot as a matter of fact. I still do. I may go buy it today on DVD now that Im thinking about it. But you know what? J2 was TERRIBLE.. AND A J3 IS NOT GOING TO BE ANY FUCKING BETTER.. Do you really think that J3 is going to make the kind of revenue that J1 or J2 made? HAAAhahahahhaha.. Sure sure. Fine then Mister Hollywood executive, go ahead and make it. And ruin your damn names for EVER. Its your reputation, not ours.
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Ok, so this is my third message in a row. Fuck you guys, if you don't like it, don't read it.. Anyways, the point Id ALSO like to make is with these fucking morons with their first and second crap. WHO GIVES A FUCK!! These TALKBACKS are here so we can discuss what Master Harry has written to voice our opinions on if we agree or disagree with what he is saying. NOT to gloat about first or second or ANY OF THAT CRAP!!! HARRY, I BEG YOU. PLEASE can these dumb fucks. ............*** UGgg.. Ok, I guess Im just angry and frustrated at the fact that although we voice our opinions about the films here, Hollywood doesn't listen. As a matter of fact, is anyone listening to us?
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Nov 21, 2000 8:56:41 AM CST
First! I'm First! Fiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssss
by squashua
To those critics who don't care for the firsts, please note: You're just jealous.
T3 energy Terminator, man! Gonna rock! Ahl be zapped! -
And fourth to say how much you guys gloating about your place suck,and second to say how much the guys who say the guys gloating about their place suck,suck.And first to tell your momma to suck.
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Was I the only one that liked JPII more than JP.
I'm not saying JPII was a work of art, but JP seemed very non-suspenseful. Like the scene with the kids and the raptors in the kitchen was cool and all, but I wouldn't call it suspenseful because you knew the kids would be fine. And then at the end, they are all surrounded by raptors and I was all excited as in, how are they going to get out of this!?
And the poof...T-Rex saves them and I am left looking at the screen and thinking...that was cheap!
Whereas in JPII there was funner stuff. The RV hanging over the cliff was fun. A T-Rex running down a city street was fun. The Japanese pointing at him and saying "Gojira!" was fun. The boat of dead (although how a T-Rex killed people on a boat and got back in his cage is wonky, but still) crashing in the peir was fun. Julianne Moore on the roof was fun. Digging out of the building was fun. The hunter out to bag a T-Rex was fun. The T-Rex bashing the bus was fun.
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Let's stay on topic. Who cares if you're first? Anyhow, I think McTiernan would rock T3.
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YOU FUCKING PEOPLE SHOULD ALL REALLY GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
ARNOLD HAS NOT MADE A GOOD MOVIE IN ABOUT 5 OR 6 YEARS!!! "ITS OVER JOHNNIE!!!!!!!"
OK, SO LETS REVIEW, YOU PEOPLE ARE GAY, AND ARNOLD SUCKS ASS!
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Although based on first viewings, I liked JP better that JPII, but on subsequent viewings, there's more suspense and pulse-pounding excitement in part two. My favorite scene is the one where the winnebago is hanging over the cliff and Julianne Moore is on the windsheild and it starts CRACKING very slowly, while that poor bastard up top is trying to save them. What I didn't like about part two was the lame opening, Jeff Goldblum's daughter's acrobatics, and the oh-so-pc ending about "saving these magnificent creatures". Why save them? This is not their time anymore. Keeping dinos alive seems like a scientifically irresponsible thing to do because they could seriously upset the balance of nature if they ever got off the island. I say, napalm the shit out of the island!!! I'm kidding, it's just that the ending was so squishy and warm that I wanted to puke. But other than that, it's a funner ride than the first one.
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Just a note. IMDB lists the director for T3 as John McTiernan.
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Okay, so T3 looks like it will be a disaster. But, before everyone puts JP3 in the coffin also, remember this. JP1 and JP2 were both based on Michael Crichton books, and were not followed at all. The books were great, the movies scored great on special effects, and so-so on plot and character and that was with Speilberg directing. JP3 is not based on a book, so they can't rape the story this time, also Joe Johnstone can put together a good special effects thrill ride.(ie: Jumanji). With a fresh aproach, and the technology already in place, JP3 just may work. Also remember, both JP1 and JP2 were directed by Speilberg from afar while he was working on his "art" films. He was only half paying attention, which is why, neither worked as well as they could have. But, T3 is doomed. Doomed, I tells ya!
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Manowar - you left out my personal favorite from End of Days when he so aptly told the Devil to "Go to Hell!" Classic crap.
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I'M LAST AGAIN! SO FUCK OFF!
ARNOLD SUCKS! THOSE TERMINATOR MOVIES FUCKING BLEW!
JIM CAMERON IS A SELL OUT HACK, HE SHOULD MAKE ANOHTER MOVIE WITH THAT HALF A FAG DICAPRIO!
ARNOLDS LAST GOOD MOVIE WAS PREDATOR! NUFF SAID! CAMERON IS OVER, THAT SHOW OF HIS BLOW BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!
AND AS FAR JP3, WHATEVER! THAT WILL BE AS GOOD AS THE LAST ONE, ANYONE REMEBER VINCE VAUGHN OR HOW ABOUT JEFF GOLDBLOOM PLAYING JEFF GOLDBLUM! HE SUCKS ASS TOO! MATTER OF FACT THIS SITE SUCKS ASS AND IS FULL OF A BUNCH OF LITTLE PUSS WADS WHO HAVE NEVER GOTTEN A PIECE OF TRIM IN THER ENTIRE LIFE! I BET ALL YOU ASS F'S ARE ALL PLAYING MAGIC THE GATHERING AND JERKING IT TO MOMS VICTORIA SECRETS CATALOG! HAVE FUN YOU FUCKS!
JUST REMEMBER JIM CAMERON WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GOOD MOVIE! YOU HEARD IT HEAR FIRST, WOOO HOO I'M FIRST , I'M FIRST I'M FIRST WOO HOO I'M FIRST !!!!! DICK LESS WONDERS! -
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I HOPE ALL YOU ASS GOBLINS THAT VOTED FOR GORE, LIKE WHAT YOUR CANDIDATE IS DOING! NICE GOING DEEEK!
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I JUST READ IN VARIETY THAT ROSIE ODONNEL HAS JUST SIGNED ON TO PLAY THE T-REX IN JP3!
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ok deek or lizard man, did you even watch end of days that movie blew dog! ............YOUR A BOY TOUCHER ARENT YOU?
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....the last half an hour of JPII was the biggest load of rubbish ever. The very thing that I liked about the whole JP series was the fact that the island was secret - once everyone knew, it was all just a major crock of shit. Japanese people shouting 'Gojira' or whatever is just extra proof that, is a Lucasesque fashion, they sat down and wrote a list of in-jokes when they could have been concentrating on the storyline. Don't get me wrong, the first half of JPII was brilliant, especially the raptors in the grass and the stampede - but when the kid takes a picture of the t-rex and they all scream I just wanted to hide, somehow the whole show had been cheapened beyond belief. JPI is my favourite - terrific build up and an ending which in my mind does not disappoint. It would be a shame to see the JP name go down the drain.....
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Tea Leoni is in T3???? UGH!!! She has all the acting ability and screen pressence of fucking wallpaper paste!!!
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you like to take it in the rear dont ya!
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Oopsie....I meant JP3 not T3....my fuck up
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ooopsie, ooopsie......who the fuck says ooopsie! your a girl arent you! arent private pyle! the days of finger banging mary jane rotten crouch are OVER!!!!!
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"I need a vacation". My favorite one by far!
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Why don't you shut the fuck up. I just got done reading through at least four of your dumbass posts and you've barely said anything that can be considered 'coherent'. Makes me wonder if you aren't just some chimp a lab technician threw in front of a keyboard. Get your thumb out of your ass you retard and start typing with both hands. Maybe then you won't sound so fucking stupid.
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your 100% right about everything you said, your right i should apologize! and i plan on aplogizing, but i must point out your wrong about one thing, my thumb isnt up my ass its up your moms ass and i found my class ring and a lightbulb up here, and a watch but its not mine, maybe its yours you f'ing looser!
p.s. cameron is still a hack who makes ass wipe shows!
p.s.s cooler than thou, i'm sorry , i truly am , actually it is my watch in your moms ass i was wrong, but i cant explain why this gerbil is up your moms but! oh wait , she just told me its yours!
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He's the only shot they have left at a decent movie... I'm sure now that the T3 script I read online is the one they'll use because that excuse of a story had this silly energy Terminator... Man, this is the thickest of thick ideas I've ever heard. The predictablity factor for this movie is pathetic. For T2 we had the advanced T1000, now for T3 we have an even more advanced model that can change into electricty (oooooh, how original)... Even a five year old could think of an idea like this... I hate Hollywood for ruining such a great set of films. This will fail, fail fail fail... Hasn't Schwarzenegger learnt anything from the poor reception of both The Sixth Day and End of Days... His five minutes of fame are over, he should be greatful he had nearly 10 years of respectability in the film biz... (sigh) There, got that out of my system. Now who thinks Michael Biehn should return in T3? It could be like Reese Resurrection. An advanced Kyle Clone battling out with Arnold then screwing electric Terminator woman until the energy generated warps him back in time to 1984...
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I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT THIS COOLER THAN THOU GUY JUST E-MAILED ME AND ASKED WHERE HE COULD FIND PIXS OF BRAD PITT NAKED, THEN ASKED IF I WOULD SEND HIM NAKED PIXS VIA E-MAIL TO HIM OF MYSELF!
ITS A SICK WORLD OUT THERE KIDS AND ITS PEOPLE LIKE THIS THAT RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US GOOD EGGS! -
You are an idiot. Just what kind of education did you have in high school to end up so fucking stupid? I bet I could close my eyes, bang my fist against my keyboard twice and discover that I wrote something more intelligent than you ever could. You must be a graduate of the Ronald mcDonald House
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Actually i didnt go to no sckool i have make no time fo skool!
instead i just come over to your house and bang your mom with your dad tied up in the corner dressed in a clowns suit, just sitting htere watching!
there a fun bunch and i aint needed no skool yo momma teaches me everything i needs to know! -
Nov 21, 2000 12:08:30 PM CST
Oh my God, i think you just redefined the word 'ignorant'
by cooler-than-thou
Jesus Christ, Tokyoslim. Where do you come up with this shit? What'd you have, a SNAPS book in front of you? I refuse to believe that any living being, especially one that can work a computer, could be as ignorant as you. I give up. I can't match wits with you because you're ill-equipped. I'd have better luck with a dog
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Look, all this talk about T3 having a bad script is MOOT! MOOT! A good director is not bound by the script. A traditional script is less important these days; if anything, the proponderance of screenplays from 1999 that did not follow Syd Field's traditional format, but still resulted in good movies is an example. I mean, you think Blair Witch Project had a "traditional", "good" script? And that was still a good movie (though i do understand why some of you out there hate it).
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To the post earlier that accidentally named Tea Leoni as a cast member in T3, I think you were on to something. The terminator in T3 is going to be female, right? Well, who better to play a robot than...a robot? Think of the money they could save on special effects. Anyway, why the fuck are they putting in another terminator? Why dont they concentrate on the whole Skynet storyline and the war against the machines? And why the fuck did the terminator in the first movie have an austrian accent? No one else from the future had one. Programming error, maybe? Maybe Skynet, since the chip and all was destroyed in T2, will be built by Microsoft. That would explain alot.
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bow down and kneel before ZOD!
listen puss boy lighten up, its all just smoke and mirrors, shits and giggles! you know the fun stuff, dont take it to heart your a good guy, you put a good fight there for a few rounds but you cant spend the whole day trying to suck your self off and actually think you can beat me at my own game! it was fun , later for your ass! tell your moms i said i'll be by later and that she better not be wearing that tool belt again or i'll have to pimp slap that ho! -
We haven't had a good troll in the talkbacks in a long time. Anyway on topic JP3 will make the studio tons of cash whether its good, bad or mediocre. Kids will drag their parents to see the dinosaurs in droves. As for T3 well Arnold can still pack a theater and to the studio execs thats all that matters.
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Nov 21, 2000 1:30:35 PM CST
All I know is... the last sequel where they thought a lot of fly
by roguewriter
... and we all know how that flying turd turned out. Of course, the flying wasn't nearly as moronic as the surfing. Maybe Alan Grant and Tea "Raptor Chow" Leoni could attempt to surf to safety... only to have a ravening plesiosaur take Leoni's legs off faster'n Bo Derek's in ORCA. I'd pay to see that! ;)
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Why is everyone so pumped up about John McTiernan directing T3? He hasn't made one "great" action movie since the 1980's...namely "Die Hard", "Predator" and oh yah, in 1990 he did "The Hunt for Red October". What has he done since then??? "The Last Action Hero"--->Did you fucking see that piece of shit? or how about "The 13th Warrior"--->I wouldn't give a squirt of rat piss for that one. "Thomas Crown Affair" was barely passable, (Rene Russo was way too old to be flashing those old pancake breasts in front of the screen, I got more wood from watching a dog shit on my front lawn). Seriously folks, John McTiernan is not the director he used to be, and should not be considered some A-list name to be attached to this movie. He has gone the way of the other formerly good directors like Brian DePalma (Mission to Mars....good Christ), or Ridley Scott (Have you seen how shitty Hannibal looks?).
All of this aside, do we really need another Terminator film? What about JP3? I would give a resounding "No". It is a shameless act of Hollywood to try to milk more money out of these tired franchises. I agree with some of the earlier posts: JP1 was good, but I left the theatre half way through JP2. JP3 will blow dead bears, period.
Oh yah, and Tokyoslim, if you are going to sniff gasoline and then post in the AICN forum, remember the cardinal rule:
your---> indicates possession
you're-->you are
And by the way, that was my watch, so give it back before I skull fuck YOUR mother you toothless moron! -
I guess I'm sadly mistaken. Sure JP2 wasn't as well done as the first but it was entertaining never the less. I didn't think the Grinch was going to be so hot but I did go and watch it and was very surprised by how good it actually was. How about you guys giving a movie a chance before you declare how much you KNOW it's going to suck?
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or frogs fat ass and swavill!
these two homo's! first off i'm no troll, ok i'm short but your dad never seems to mind when he begs me to eat your moms ass out! the job sucks but you cant beat the pay! by the way swavill were you ever touched in your bad spot by a priest, comeon you can tell us, you liked it didnt you!
and as for you frogs fat ass! nice name, but doesnt your old man gert tired of cathing you jerking it to boys life in the garage!
i'll take car of you two fags as easily as i did with cool as vanilla ice! you fucking looosers! go watch the dungeons and dragons preview and wet your beds! swavill how are the rubber sheets working out for you! froggie you almost sounded like you had some smarts but the skull fucking thing, come on, old material my friend! if i want a good skull fuck i'll hunt your ass down and take your eye out with a melon ball scooper and skull fuck you!!! -
...and I think he knows it! Everything about that junk screamed "MADE FOR MONEY!" It's the kind of pic he could make in his sleep. There is only one decent dramatic sequence in the whole movie, when Julianne Moore is lying on the slowly cracking glass as the research vehicle dangles on the edge of the cliff. The rest is garbage. "Oh my God, the boat's gonna crash!" "There's a T-Rex inside!" SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! Not that JPI was that good either. When a Crichton book has more depth that your movie, you know you're hurting! A lot of people in talkbacks seem to think T2 is just a rip-off of 'Terminator'--the real culprit is the shallow, annoying JPII. Junk, junk, junk. Fortunately Spielberg redeemed himself with "Saving Private Ryan."
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why the hell are you bitching to me. Go talk to the bastards that actually make it a point to pronounce that they're first post-er. I see what you're saying but you're talking to the wrong guy.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
I sat through ERASER, BATMAN AND ROBIN, END OF DAYS, and even THE SIXTH FUCKING DAY, in hopes that there would be that energetic muscle ridden muscle headed action star who kickED not kickS, ass back in the day. Where have you gone? What has caused you to choose such shit? Unlike many other people I don't think a studio would ever turn down a movie with you as a pitch, like Stallone and Van Damme, so technicially you could continue making shit and open to lackluster box office and close to even more lackluster final take. But have you no decency? Have you no idea what merrit is? If not for your goddamned self, then at least do it for the fans, for me, turn down T3, turn it down and never look back, unless cameron wants to touch it, cause it stinks, like a big fucking can of trash. -
...that the people who say "I'm first" really suck, but not as much as the people who tell the people who say they're first that they suck. But then they're not as dumb as the people who the tell the people who waste their time telling the people who told the people who said they were first really suck that THEY really suck, though the real arseholes are the ones who, after all this pointless fuckwittery, say, to the people who said that the people who told the people who said that the people who say they were first suck that they suck, "you suck!" -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- and then of course there's Tokyo Slim! ** (please take notes as their will be a test in the next T3 talkback.)
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It seems to me that you have actually spent rather a long time at this site repling to everyone. This can only lead me to suspect one thing - you are not a fan of good manly drink!! Why don't you get yourself down to the local bar and get a good pint down ya, instead of sitting around jerking off over your monitor.
(oh, and by the way, i've just sent Tom Cruise porno snaps to you, just like you asked me for)
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I'm not the only one who thinks that Tokyoshithead is a total moron.
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What a dumb ass. I can't believe that people have enough time & energy to come up with the sort of
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Agreed.
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tokyoslim is actually in the hospital in a body cast, typing with his one good arm on a laptop (when he iusn't jerking off.) He was so tired of being a 35 year old virgin he tried to force himself on a 11 year old Japanese schoolgirl... And she beat the living shit out of him. He should get out of the hospital in 6-8 months. Until then we have to put up with his crap. Unless the schoolgirl shows up at the hospital a beats the sick fuck to death. We can always hope...
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Nov 21, 2000 5:22:22 PM CST
I Think McTieran Must Think TERMINATOR Was A Norman Jewison Film
by buzz maverik
What with THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR & ROLLERBALL, McTierran has named his production company NUTHIN' BUT JEWISON REMAKES PRODUCTIONS.
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SEEEMS TO ME THAT I DID EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO DO , GET UNDER ALL YOUR SKINS! WHETHER OR NOT I PISS YOU ALL OFF OR NOT YOU MUST AGREE WITH ME ON ONE THING...JIM CAMERONS BOAT MOVE, IT REALLY WASNT THAT GOOD!
AND YOU MUST AGREE WITH ME ON SOMEHTING ELSE COOLER THAN ICE'S MOM IS A PRETTY DARN GOOD FUCK, AND THE FACT THAT SHE HAS NO TEETH.. I MEAN COME ON.. THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP!!!!!! IT IS ALSO AMAZING HOW ALL YOU DICKS COMMENT ON MOVIES THAT ARENT EVEN IN PRODCUTION YET AND PROABABLY AFTER HOLLYWOOD BASTARDIZES THEM WILL NOT BE ANY GOOD ANYWAY! EVEN IF TERMINATOR 3 HAD A GOOD SCRIPT WITH OUT JIM CAMERON THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL IT WILL BE MADE WELL. AND AS FAR JP3, THATS A LAME DUCK BEFORE IT EVEN GOT OFF THE GROUND, WHEN KING OF ALL HOLLYWODD SPIELBERG DOESNT EVEN WANT TO DIRECT IT YOU KNOW ITS GOING TO SUCK!
SO TO SUM UP FOR ALL YOU DEEEKS OUT THERE, GO DO SOMETHING FUN LIKE ASS PUMP COOLER THAN ICES MOM, AND DONT WORRY ABOUT OLE ARNIES CAREER, I'M SURE WE WILL ALL GO PLUNK DOWN OUR HARD EARNED 9 BUCKS TO SEE ARNIE SAY I'LL BE BACK FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME! SO PLEASE DONT BAD MOUTH A MOVIE YOU KNOW YOU WILL BE ON LINE TO SEE! -
Yes, Harry knowles, the info-whale from Texas! Please, get off your fat chunk and stand by the damn rules you allegedly enforce on this site! Will you PLEASE BAN Tokyoslim from this site! I come here to read the comments from talkbackers, not brainless retarded paramesium drivel from some 14 year old kid high on caffiene!
Either stick by your rules of dont!
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How does Tokyo slim know when his sister is on her period?
His dads cock tates funny.
Tokyoslim asked his father for nine bucks to go see his favourite movie "cunt fearing cock master3" and his dad said " suck me off and swallow my load and I'll give ya nine bucks"
So without hesitation Tokyoslim starts sucking.
After a couple of sucks he stops and says " Dad your cock tates of shit!"
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Sounds to me like you just need a good deep dicking, my friend. I'm sure I'm not the first one to break the news to you, but you are in fact gay. And please spare us all the diatribe about banging anyone's mother, because I think we all know you don't swing that way.
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sorry about that last post...ya know it sucks when i come on this site to kick back and i have to put up with some idiot in the talkbacks....comon harry you banned 'battleposter' and he was hilarious. PLEASE BAN tokyoslim!!!
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That was funny shit. And Coolerthanthou, I agree, Tokyoslim most likely masturbates in his own feces. What irks me the most though, is that Tokyosmalldick turned into something much worse than one of those annoying hairspray sniffing morons who type in all upper case: he turned into one of these GODDAMN newbie idiots that come into this forum with the tired, tired comment in the vein of "Why do you guys bash the movie before seeing it?" WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU READING THE FORUMS THEN???? What do you think we talk about in here? The Florida recount? The Petroleum crisis in the middle-east? I can live with dipshits who crash the forums to write nonsensical jibberish and be generally annoying, but FUCK RIGHT OFF with the constant "Give the movie a chance" comments. Get a job! Go get laid! Surely you have something better to do than scold us bitter old movie fanboys about how hard we are being on the movie before seeing it!
By the way tokyo slim you fucking sad waste of skin: If you think I am somehow "disappointed" that you no longer consider my comments intelligent, I have news for you...I don't give a frog's fat ass!!! And get a fucking life, that whole "I just wanted to see if I could get under your skin" facade isn't fooling anyone...you are a sad, depressed, lonely little social outcast that derives pleasure from believing he is being witty in movie forums. Eat shit you sour, worthless little pussbag.
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You guys should not let yourselves get riled so easily. Just fucking chill out man, don't give him the satisfaction of pissing you off. It's only banter anyway.
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You ever wonder, if some talk-backers are so frustrated that, after having hit "post" they take the gun that's been sitting in their laps throughout their entire "no organic webshooters rant" and blow their head off. Some of them get that intense. I'm calling a congressman and having this site banned, and flag-burning, flag-burning too.
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First! Yeah baby!
You people really need to learn when to use:
"Your" and "You're",
"Come on" and "Common",
"There" and "Their" and "They're".
It's simply english, people!
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Figures.
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JP3 will absolutely suck. But JP2 was not more exciting than JP1. In JP1, when the T-Rex was investigating the car with two children inside, it builds up the danger of the kids being eaten by the T-Rex and being crushed by the car. But in JP2, although there were two Rexes, the only trouble the characters were in was being thrown off a cliff. The kitchen scene in JP1 was absolutely amazing and the Rex rescue was very unexpected. But in JP2, the raptors are only a few inches in front (and back) of the characters but do they attack? No, instead they're standing there snarling and making faces to the characters. And the scene where the kid kicks the raptor out of the window was very idiotic (she jumps on the metal bar before the raptor jumps on the roof, how did she know the animal is going there?). How could a scared kid knock out an adult raptor? The movie clearly doesn't know when to end. The Rex in the city was inappropriate. Spielberg just wanted the Rex to kill a dozen more people. If Spielberg can't make a good sequel, how do you expect Johnston to create a better one?
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By the power vested in me by the great and all mighty User ID Indeed! I officially declare all loyal followers of Harry should tie this freak of nature to post in the Mojave Desert in heavy snow clothes while we slowly decay his body with a mix of carbonic acid and nitroglycerin and make him blind by burning a strip of magnesium in front of his naked eyes!!! In other words, get off the talkback before your sorry ass gets banned. ***Mixing the CNH4 and NPiO6 to help Tokyo rot in hell, Max Fenig, member of NICAP***
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OK, that scared me off the "I'm first"-wagon.
Never again will I fall to such depths. Promise.
And sorry for any inconvenience and distress I might have caused.
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