Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.
I never actually saw the show. Guess I lost my chance. Take it away, HERC! with a COAX Exclusive. Remember... you heard this one here first.
Today, the day “Blair Witch 2” creeps into multiplexes across the nation, comes news that “Freaklinks” – the horrible new TV show from the creators of the original “Blair Witch” – is going off the air.
According to my very reliable, highly-placed source:
“Fox is pulling FREAKYLINKS. It is not officially canceled but it will disappear from the schedule after the 11/3 episode. Fox will replace the program with something called MILLION DOLLAR MYSTERIES in which you'll be invited to call in with tips on missing valuable items, i.e. Bond's stolen car from GOLDFINGER. At least 6 episodes of MYSTERIES are being produced.”
Let me just take a moment to proudly boast that way back on June 20, when they were still calling it “Fearsum,” I was the first of many, many TV critics around the world to publicly disparage this appalling enterprise, which came to diminish us all.
Rot in hell, “Freakylinks!”
And remember not to defy me!