Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.
Excuse me... I'm laughing too hard to type an intro right now... this is freakin' funny...
This just in from the Friday edition of PageSix.com:
“The identity of the anonymous Hercules - a regularly featured contributor to the website aintitcool.com - is the newest guessing game in New York and Hollywood.”
This just in from Coaxial News:
New York and Los Angeles remain starved for entertainment!
Here’s a scoop you won’t find on PageSix. I’m told there has been speculation in the chat rooms, apparently fostered by the hilarious Cartuna portrait of myself that now concludes my postings to Coax, that I am actually confined to a wheelchair.
The real reason my cartoon self looks as it does: AICN mastermind Harry Knowles (correctly) thought it would be funny for Hercules The Strong -- who routinely concludes his posts with the words “I warn you not to defy me!” -- to appear as fragile as possible.
The ironic nature of the absurdly talented Cartuna’s AICN contributor portraits will grow more apparent as Boss Man Knowles continues to roll them out.
To read the whole “truth” about the entertainment industry’s quest for my secret indentity, feel free to waste your valuable time here.
The PageSix.com piece also, more accurately, states that “Hercules obviously has a wide range of contacts.” Too true, but he could always use more. If YOU have access to pilots, upcoming episodes and the assorted material that serves as grist for the Coax mill, please don’t be shy about getting in touch.
All you need do is click on the email@example.com “I am – Hercules” hyperlink that concludes each post.
And remember not to defy me!