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Hey there all you rollers, Dungeon Master Harry the Knowles here with a spell to cast over you to make you drool pools of lubricant upon your toes.... This DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS trailer looks COOL AS HELL... with a note of cheesy dialogue... but ya know... THE PRINCESS BRIDE had tons of Cheesy Dialogue while we're on the subject of stirred milk... Soooooo, maybe the Kraft Singles are a bit tangy, but ya know... other than an excess of plastic wrap leftovers.... there's nothing wrong with them... Of course I prefer nicely aged cheese... ya know with a little blue grazing throughout... on a good toasted piece of RYE... Oh man, I love rye... specially with corned beef and sourkraut.... REUBENS... Hey, what ever happened to Reuben... he used to come to the backyard parties, but I haven't seen him in a coon's age.... oh yeah, I need to see BAMBOOZLED. I like Spike Lee, man... I can't believe Stan has the rights to Conan, and what's up with Arnold in Mexico, ahhhhhh... QUESO.... damn... did one of those circles of life things.... GROMIT!!! Anyways... back to the trailer, Mickey, Donald and Goofy were great in that, But oh shit, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS... I like the girl with the expandable green shaft and the kid with the power club, but I really liked the energy arrow.... Man, Jimmy Stewart was great in that Broken one, not near as good as that Naked Spur me on to talk about the Trailer? Ok... SERIOUSLY.... I'm glad Yahoo lost his film career with YOUNG EINSTEIN, I hated that film. Shit. Ran out of places to go. Ok. Well go get the trailer for DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS... IT RULES.... I like multiple dotss..... d....d...... d....... up yours..... I ..... my site...... do what I want..... hahahah.... can't do... anything about it..... ..... .....

GET THE TRAILER AT SEEDND.COM or just GO HERE!!!! .

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Yahoo!
by crucible
Oct 26th, 2000
12:41:12 AM
what about the really big one?
by Slicer_D
Oct 26th, 2000
12:45:11 AM
Little Cheese never hurt any one!!
by Slicer_D
Oct 26th, 2000
12:49:14 AM
This is fantastic!
by Spaceman Spliff
Oct 26th, 2000
12:50:48 AM
d&d movie == buttcrack
by lilgorgor
Oct 26th, 2000
12:58:19 AM
I just have three words for ya.
by Zeylan
Oct 26th, 2000
12:59:04 AM
Hmmmmm...
by Grimjack99
Oct 26th, 2000
01:02:17 AM
10 things i hate about this trailer
by human2
Oct 26th, 2000
01:08:41 AM
Talk about crap
by Dr.D.Evil
Oct 26th, 2000
01:13:15 AM
You hated Young Einstein?!!! How dare you!!
by 0007
Oct 26th, 2000
01:14:12 AM
DnD
by Snafu
Oct 26th, 2000
01:14:18 AM
awwwwwwwww!!!!
by THE WALLACE
Oct 26th, 2000
01:15:20 AM
D&D
by center52
Oct 26th, 2000
01:17:31 AM
dnd
by mac-dad
Oct 26th, 2000
01:18:08 AM
That's gotta be the lamest CG I've ever seen
by Pagz
Oct 26th, 2000
01:45:20 AM
Makes me wish they would use this technology to do a "Sword and
by Choda
Oct 26th, 2000
01:58:41 AM
What's that Stench?
by RedFive
Oct 26th, 2000
02:06:56 AM
Oh, no...
by Motoko_UK
Oct 26th, 2000
02:18:16 AM
Looks better than I thought, but...
by Robin Goodfellow
Oct 26th, 2000
02:57:31 AM
Chill the hell out everyone
by Demon Cleaner
Oct 26th, 2000
03:11:41 AM
That was some of the shittiest CGI ever
by Dellis
Oct 26th, 2000
03:16:30 AM
MARLON WAYANS??!?!?!??!?!?! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!?!?!?
by Tender Branson
Oct 26th, 2000
03:18:10 AM
Oh the pain! This looks like....
by Groinstomp
Oct 26th, 2000
03:18:53 AM
Movie fanboys attacking Gaming Fanboys, now that's funny.
by 'scuse me chief
Oct 26th, 2000
03:59:39 AM
Hey! I'm a bearded 19-year-old with glasses...
by Ambrose Chappell
Oct 26th, 2000
04:09:14 AM
I guess I'll watch it when it comes on basic cable
by freexter
Oct 26th, 2000
04:42:25 AM
Blue lipstick?
by Toranaga
Oct 26th, 2000
05:02:40 AM
Fantasy and Sci-fi
by Sepulchrave
Oct 26th, 2000
06:10:36 AM
Harry is Drunk
by Maupin
Oct 26th, 2000
07:04:37 AM
Looks like shit to me
by Manhoganistic
Oct 26th, 2000
07:05:29 AM
yawn
by frenchie
Oct 26th, 2000
07:36:44 AM
The Rock sez..
by TheRock
Oct 26th, 2000
08:08:54 AM
hmmm indeed
by kelf
Oct 26th, 2000
08:11:27 AM
That's the cheesiest thing I've ever seen, and do you know what
by r_dimitri22
Oct 26th, 2000
08:15:21 AM
As a long-time RPGer...
by The Gline
Oct 26th, 2000
08:40:24 AM
Sweet Mother of God!!
by Dash101
Oct 26th, 2000
08:40:47 AM
One way to save it
by Domi'sInnerChild
Oct 26th, 2000
08:44:51 AM
Only way I'm seeing this movie...
by jhurshman
Oct 26th, 2000
08:58:00 AM
Attention span favors D&D
by edaj
Oct 26th, 2000
09:00:31 AM
...
by Wino Forever
Oct 26th, 2000
09:01:36 AM
Didnt look half as bad as I tought it would be...
by Lyingman
Oct 26th, 2000
09:24:47 AM
ALLRIGHT!!!
by Xfonhe
Oct 26th, 2000
09:58:26 AM
garbage
by kylerayner
Oct 26th, 2000
10:04:41 AM
not even 'carmina burana' can save this one
by rogerboxlightner
Oct 26th, 2000
10:05:58 AM
First Post In A Long Time But...
by vergence
Oct 26th, 2000
10:06:42 AM
I watched it on a T3. It's still crap.
by bltpdx
Oct 26th, 2000
10:15:47 AM
Two more things...
by bltpdx
Oct 26th, 2000
10:20:31 AM
Sepulchrave Nails It - Read His Post
by vergence
Oct 26th, 2000
10:21:56 AM
The ironic thing is.....
by Terry_1978
Oct 26th, 2000
11:18:25 AM
I've seen better computer graphics on Moon Patrol.
by ThanosX
Oct 26th, 2000
11:18:37 AM
D&D
by Darth Grego
Oct 26th, 2000
11:20:45 AM
SNIFF SNIFF ????
by Capt. Hilts
Oct 26th, 2000
11:23:54 AM
Hyperbole, thy name is Talkback!
by Wesley Snipes
Oct 26th, 2000
11:39:52 AM
Jeremy Irons was much better as Jon Irenicus in Baldur's Gate 2
by IAmLegolas
Oct 26th, 2000
11:43:59 AM
This is gonna suck.
by Theta
Oct 26th, 2000
11:45:33 AM
Also...I like how every talk back on here that rips on this movi
by IAmLegolas
Oct 26th, 2000
11:55:23 AM
stop exagerrating
by Airchinapilot
Oct 26th, 2000
12:22:44 PM
Didn't Eddy Murphy pick up in his limo the "girl with the expand
by Fatal Discharge
Oct 26th, 2000
12:25:43 PM
It looked pretty good to me
by Eyegore
Oct 26th, 2000
12:29:32 PM
Oy!
by Batutta
Oct 26th, 2000
12:37:55 PM
D & D Trailer
by Mintgiver
Oct 26th, 2000
12:40:28 PM
yeah, a baldurs gate movie would rule
by Dragonfire
Oct 26th, 2000
01:06:52 PM
There's already a DnD movie
by praetorian
Oct 26th, 2000
01:06:58 PM
Chill, folks
by krosshair
Oct 26th, 2000
01:09:56 PM
this looks okay, so to hell with you all
by Dragonfire
Oct 26th, 2000
01:13:32 PM
CRAP-OLA!!!
by Irie
Oct 26th, 2000
01:16:29 PM
Bring IT on baby !!!!
by John Bigbooty
Oct 26th, 2000
01:18:52 PM
Awful awful awful suckfest trailer!
by aeonite
Oct 26th, 2000
01:40:58 PM
trying to resist
by kylerayner
Oct 26th, 2000
01:47:44 PM
BAH
by ColdSun
Oct 26th, 2000
02:32:50 PM
Guess who owes back taxes.
by Thurber Mingus
Oct 26th, 2000
02:37:35 PM
Kickass effect, shitty movie. FUCK I'm tired of saying that abou
by Jopapa
Oct 26th, 2000
02:37:40 PM
budget
by kylerayner
Oct 26th, 2000
02:54:20 PM
kyleraner - LOTR budget, stylish directors...
by Wesley Snipes
Oct 26th, 2000
03:10:41 PM
What were they thinking?
by usagibrian
Oct 26th, 2000
03:26:31 PM
i give up
by kylerayner
Oct 26th, 2000
03:45:22 PM
budget
by kylerayner
Oct 26th, 2000
04:01:12 PM
Damn these Formula Sci-Fi Movies
by FrogsFatA$$
Oct 26th, 2000
04:07:08 PM
Listen up!
by Starkath
Oct 26th, 2000
04:14:26 PM
Vallium anyone?
by LordZanthos
Oct 26th, 2000
04:19:22 PM
It hurts so much I can barely type....
by xtc
Oct 26th, 2000
04:24:03 PM
one more comment
by kylerayner
Oct 26th, 2000
04:31:38 PM
Why does everybody think that saying "I'm a huge D&D fan" gives
by xtc
Oct 26th, 2000
04:32:26 PM
I SAW IT ON THE BIG SCREEN AND THE MOVIE TOO!
by SANTOS
Oct 26th, 2000
05:23:12 PM
This really doesn't look good...
by BiPolarBear
Oct 26th, 2000
05:24:09 PM
Wrong target audience
by kevkrom
Oct 26th, 2000
06:07:10 PM
cheesy, but good
by ben murphy
Oct 26th, 2000
07:05:05 PM
Just here to piont out the CGI
by DeMoNiCMurray
Oct 26th, 2000
07:26:58 PM
Hmmmmmm Part 2
by Grimjack99
Oct 26th, 2000
07:36:05 PM
to HELL with the CGI
by praetorian
Oct 26th, 2000
07:42:58 PM
to HELL with the CGI
by praetorian
Oct 26th, 2000
07:42:58 PM
sorry bout the double post
by praetorian
Oct 26th, 2000
07:45:37 PM
Sigh, this aint no Dragonslayer.
by Integra
Oct 26th, 2000
08:03:16 PM
WHAT A FANTASTIC LOOKING COMPUTER GAME!!!!!
by wash
Oct 26th, 2000
08:19:02 PM
whoa..... christian bale in a dragon movie?
by praetorian
Oct 26th, 2000
08:22:02 PM
The thing that insults me most about this trailer... (or, "I rea
by LlGHTST0RMER
Oct 26th, 2000
09:09:55 PM
Comparisons
by Eyegore
Oct 26th, 2000
09:35:02 PM
I've Just watched the trailer a 2nd Time
by FrogsFatA$$
Oct 26th, 2000
09:53:02 PM
The Princess Bride and fantasy movies
by JMYoda
Oct 26th, 2000
10:47:16 PM
Dear God No
by FrogsFatA$$
Oct 26th, 2000
11:33:51 PM
sucks my left nut
by returntoOZ
Oct 26th, 2000
11:46:41 PM
The movie will suck but what won't?
by DeMoNiCMurray
Oct 27th, 2000
12:11:15 AM
Praetorian - Reign of fire - dragon movie being made
by Integra
Oct 27th, 2000
12:45:44 AM
I'm a bearded 19 year old with glasses too ! But does anyone giv
by kojiro
Oct 27th, 2000
12:47:20 AM
My 2 cents worth...
by tedcwilliams
Oct 27th, 2000
01:05:03 AM
Okay, okay, I know...so Quest was actually David Warner
by kojiro
Oct 27th, 2000
01:15:51 AM
Go see D&D so Dragonlance gets made
by -Jughead-
Oct 27th, 2000
02:56:45 AM
quotes from the talkback
by sjmaatta
Oct 27th, 2000
03:43:23 AM
demogoblin
by kylerayner
Oct 27th, 2000
08:54:10 AM
demogoblin
by kylerayner
Oct 27th, 2000
09:39:42 AM
Correction to your Godzilla Point
by FrogsFatA$$
Oct 27th, 2000
10:30:57 AM
Correction to your Godzilla Point
by FrogsFatA$$
Oct 27th, 2000
10:32:00 AM
DnD Losers
by Mowglikat
Oct 27th, 2000
12:02:59 PM
Gimme a break, every genre fan will eventually see this film...
by Fatal Discharge
Oct 27th, 2000
04:25:26 PM
Go what myself?
by Street2323
Oct 27th, 2000
04:58:20 PM
It may be...
by Lobanhaki
Oct 27th, 2000
09:18:21 PM
Whiners, bashers and weenies
by Reverendz
Oct 28th, 2000
12:05:23 AM
Here Here
by Eyegore
Oct 28th, 2000
01:09:58 AM
Here Here
by Eyegore
Oct 28th, 2000
01:10:13 AM
Ah... for christ's sake...
by Wayward99
Oct 28th, 2000
01:49:06 AM
Wonderful-It appears we will have some Dawson's Creek pretty-boy
by ARCTURUS
Oct 28th, 2000
09:45:51 PM
It's a proven fact that people who feel a need to bash and insul
by JMYoda
Oct 29th, 2000
01:03:02 AM
mmmm..
by Cremlian
Oct 29th, 2000
02:11:59 PM

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