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GOTHAM 1.2!!

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Gotham 1.2 FAQ

What’s it called?
“Selina Kyle.”

Who’s responsible?
Teleplay is credited to series mastermind Bruno Heller (creator of “Rome”).

What says Fox?
‘Detectives Gordon (Ben McKenzie) and Bullock (Donal Logue) investigate a child trafficking ring preying on Gotham’s street kids, including Selina Kyle (Camren Bicondova). Meanwhile, Penguin (Robin Lord Taylor) resurfaces in the countryside and begins to make his way back to GOTHAM, leaving victims in his wake. Guest Cast: Carol Kane as Gertrud Kapelput, Frank Whaley as Doug, Lili Taylor as Patti, Richard Kind as Mayor Aubrey James, Drew Powell as Butch Gilzean, Kyle Massey as Macky.’

How does it start?
With Bruce Wayne pushing his hand into a candle flame.

Are the children Gordon is investigating on a fast train to Statutory Rapeville?
The destination is probably worse than that!

Are the child traffickers Russian?
No. They’re kidnap-movie vets Frank Whaley and Lili Taylor.

Does Cobblepot carry a tattered photo of Fish Mooney?
There’s a collage. The word “Bitch!” is situated near the center it.

What’s doing with Alfred Pennyworth?
He’s not behaving in a terribly subservient manner.

Does Nucky hope to bring Jack Kennedy’s dad into his Bacardi scheme?
What?

The big news?
This second episode isn’t nearly as good as last week’s pilot. Particularly galling when one considers Heller wrote it himself.

What else is Fox not telling us?
Shades of Paul Reubenfeld! Pay attention to the name of Carol Kane’s character. While “Penguin” isn’t Cobblepot’s real name, neither is “Cobblepot.” Also? We learn Fish has hired an all-female punk band to entertain her customers.

What’s good?
Barbara Kean’s legs. “I salute his service.” “Thank you for being honest.” “Hang on.”

What’s not so good?
There’s a lot of scenery chewing in this series, but I think Jada Pinkett Smith might think she’s channeling Eartha Kitt from the 1966 “Batman.”  I'm hopeful producers are only permitting this because The Penguin will murder her sooner rather than later.

How does it end, spoiler boy?
“Saw him clear as day.”

8 p.m. Monday. Fox.

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