Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with a little something that Hercules the Strong laid on me earlier tonight. It's going to be handy as the next month or two of TV rolls out. For my money, it's all about September 26 and November 5, but I'm sure there's plenty here everyone else is interested in. Take it away, Herc.
Mom, is it fallllll yet?!?
It’s already started baby, with “Moesha,” and “The Parkers” in full swing.
But mostly we have to wait till fucking October.
These are the premiere dates for returning shows I had to compile from TV Guide anyway, so I thought I might share. All shows Coax readers give a shit about (based on your talkbacks and e-mail) are, helpfully, in CAPS. Let the thanking begin!
Sept. 4
Moesha
The Parkers
Sept. 22
POPULAR
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Sept. 26
ANGEL
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
September Undated
Relic Hunter
Oct. 2
Daddio
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Family Law
The King of Queens
ROSWELL
7th Heaven
Third Watch
Oct. 3
Jag
Judging Amy
THAT ‘70s SHOW
TITUS
Oct. 4
Dawson’s Creek
FELICITY
STAR TREK: VOYAGER
THE WEST WING
Oct. 5
CHARMED
City of Angels
Diagnosis Murder
Oct. 6
Nash Bridges
Oct. 7
Walker, Texas Ranger
Oct. 8
For Your Love
The Jamie Foxx Show
The Steve Harvey Show
Touched By An Angel
Oct. 9
Becker
Oct. 11
7 DAYS
Oct. 12
ER
FRIENDS
JUST SHOOT ME
WILL & GRACE
Oct. 18
LAW & ORDER
Oct. 20
LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT
Providence
Oct. 23
ALLY McBEAL
Oct. 24
FRASIER
THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN
October Undated
Battle Dome
Baywatch Hawaii
Beastmaster
CLEOPATRA 2525
Dhama & Greg
THE DREW CAREY SHOW
EARTH: FINAL CONFLICT
JACK OF ALL TRADES
The Lost World
NORM
Once and Again
THE PRACTICE
Spin City
Two Guys and a Girl
VIP
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS
Nov. 5
FUTURAMA
KING OF THE HILL
MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE
THE SIMPSONS
THE X-FILES
January
JACK & JILL
NYPD BLUE
OZ
SURVIVOR II
I remind you not to defy me!