Two weeks ago:
* Tyrion Lannister learned Ser Meryn would not be fighting Tyrion’s champion, learned Bronn had popped the question to Lollys Stokeworth, and learned Oberyn Martell’s first meeting with Tyrion at Casterly Rock had proven a grave disappointment.
* Arya Stark & Sandor Clegane learned dying is thirsty work and that the Hound has a sizeable price on his head.
* The First Builder rejected Jon Snow’s plan to seal the tunnel.
* The Mother of Dragons welcomed Daario Naharis’ schwantz and dispatched the grieving Hizdahr zo Loraq as her ambassador to Yunkai.
* Melissandre informed her queen that the Red God needs her daughter.
* Brienne of Tarth ran into Arya’s old culinary cohort and got some bad advice from Podrick Payne.
* Lord Petyr Baelish snogged Lady Sansa Stark, endorsed the smacking of Lord Robin Arryn, and made dramatic use of his new moon door.
HBO says of tonight’s “The Mountain and the Viper”:
Mole’s Town receives unexpected visitors. Littlefinger’s (Aidan Gillen) motives are questioned. Ramsay (Iwan Rhoen) attempts to prove himself to his father. Tyrion’s (Peter Dinklage) fate is decided. Written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss.
9 p.m. Sunday. HBO.
