“Because, then I won’t come out.”
I hate to say it, but Patton Oswalt’s character did such a clumsy job with the super lie detector last week he really did kind of deserve to die.
ABC says of tonight’s “Nothing Personal”:
Just when there's no one left to trust, Agent Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders) -- from "Marvel's The Avengers" and "Marvel's Captain America: The Winter Solider" -- returns to team up with Coulson as S.H.I.E.L.D. is being destroyed around them. Guest starring are J. August Richards as Mike/Deathlok, Cobie Smulders as Agent Maria Hill, Adrian Pasdar as Colonel Glenn Talbot, B.J. Britt as Agent Antoine Triplett and Josh Breeding as parking attendant. Written by Paul Zbyszewski & DJ Doyle.
Premiering tonight:
Playing House (10pm USA)
Tuesdays, March 11-April 22, 2014
(adults 18-49; older weeks in parentheses; repeats in gray)
2.8 (3.0) (2.9) (3.0) (3.4) (3.6) (3.4) The Voice
1.9 (1.8) (1.7) (2.1) (2.0) (2.1) (2.1) About A Boy
1.9 (2.1) (1.9) (1.8) (0.8) (---) (2.0) Agents of SHIELD
1.7 (0.5) (0.8) (0.5) (0.6) (---) (---) NBA Basketball
1.5 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Deadliest Catch
1.5 (1.5) (1.5) (1.7) (1.7) (1.8) (1.8) Growing Up Fisher
1.4 (2.1) (2.3) (2.4) (2.4) (2.3) (1.4) NCIS LA
1.2 (2.2) (2.6) (2.3) (2.5) (2.4) (1.3) NCIS
1.1 (1.8) (1.2) (1.9) (2.0) (1.7) (1.1) Person of Interest
1.0 (1.2) (1.2) (1.2) (1.4) (1.4) (1.1) The Game
1.0 (1.0) (1.1) (1.0) (---) (---) (---) Mindy Project
0.9 (1.7) (1.8) (1.0) (1.0) (1.9) (2.0) Chicago Fire
0.9 (1.0) (1.0) (0.9) (1.1) (1.1) (0.9) Glee
0.9 (---) (1.4) (1.5) (0.9) (1.7) (1.5) The Goldbergs
0.9 (0.7) (---) (---) (1.0) (0.9) (0.6) Supernatural
0.9 (0.9) (0.8) (1.0) (1.0) (1.1) (1.1) Tosh.0
0.9 (1.0) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Wife Swap
0.8 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Deadliest/Bait
0.8 (0.8) (0.6) (0.7) (0.7) (0.6) (0.5) Ink Master
0.8 (0.7) (0.7) (0.5) (---) (---) (---) 19 Kids And Counting
0.7 (0.6) (0.6) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) Chrisley Knows Best
0.7 (0.8) (0.8) (1.0) (1.0) (0.9) (0.9) Little Couple
0.7 (0.6) (0.6) (0.8) (0.7) (0.7) (---) Storage Wars
0.7 (1.0) (1.2) (1.3) (1.3) (1.1) (1.3) Teen Mom
0.6 (0.8) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Awkward
0.6 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Brandi & Jarrod
0.6 (0.5) (0.7) (0.7) (0.6) (0.5) (0.7) The Daily Show
0.6 (0.7) (0.6) (0.7) (0.7) (0.7) (0.7) Dance Moms
0.6 (0.8) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Fargo
0.6 (0.7) (0.6) (0.8) (---) (---) (---) Inside Amy Schumer
0.6 (0.7) (0.7) (0.7) (0.4) (0.8) (0.6) Let’s Stay Together
0.6 (1.2) (---) (---) (1.2) (0.7) (1.3) New Girl
0.6 (0.7) (0.2) (0.3) (---) (0.7) (0.8) The Originals
0.6 (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) (0.6) (0.5) (0.5) Real Housewives NYC
0.6 (---) (0.8) (1.0) (0.7) (1.0) (0.9) Trophy Wife
0.5 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Faking It
0.5 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) True Tori
0.4 (0.5) (0.4) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) (---) Barry’d Treasure
0.4 (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) (0.5) Chopped
0.4 (---) (0.6) (0.6) (0.5) (0.4) (0.5) Colbert Report
0.4 (0.5) (0.5) (0.4) (0.4) (---) (0.4) Conan
0.4 (0.4) (1.1) (---) (---) (---) (---) Flip Or Flop
